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Links To Hollywood - #142

Kate Moss Gets Nude & Naughty - City Rag

Jodie Marsh Dressed To Impress - The Bastardly

Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Melons - Flisted

Italian-American Model Vanessa Hessler - Bumpshack

Luke Perry to Return to 90210 - Gabby Babble

Michael Jackson To Perform at the MTV VMA’s - Celeb Warship

Amy Winehouse Snorts More Drugs - Ninja Dude

Megan Fox is a Hag - Fatback Media

Former ‘Top Chef’ Contestant Busted - Pink is the New Blog

Jennie Garth & Shannen Doherty Reunited - Popbytes

Jessica Simpson: Cinch the Corset Around Your Neck - Drunken Stepfather

Is Jennifer Aniston Engaged? - Bricks and Stones

Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died Having Sex, Says Mom - Celebitchy

Tony Romo Bought a New House in Dallas - Lainey Gossip

New DVDs This Week - Hollywire

Ron Jeremy’s Interview With TIME - Celebrity Smack

Who Beat Up Kelly Osborne? - Flawed Hollywood

Kevin Federline’s Obama Assassination Attempt - Allie is Wired

 

Britney Spears Done with Osama

An attorney for Britney Spears said Wednesday that he will not seek an extension for a restraining order against Osama “Sam” Lutfi, but that doesn’t mean the pop star wants her former sidekick back in her life.

Samuel D. Ingham III said in a statement to The Associated Press,

“Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama ‘Sam’ Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future.

If Mr. Lutfi makes any future attempt to contact Britney after the temporary conservatorship has concluded, Britney has made clear she will take all appropriate legal action.”

Lutfi, for the time being, seems willing to go along with those wishes.

Meanwhile, it looks like Britney’s father will remain “in control” of Brit and her finances for a while longer, following a court review Thursday, an expert says.

“I would be very surprised if the court ends her father’s control so soon,” says Terry K. Wasserman, a mental health attorney not involved in her case. “It’s rare for someone to regain their capacity in just 60 days.”

I’ve crossed the fence, where Britney is concerned… and actually feel sorry for her.

With Kevin “deatbeat” Federline milking 20K a month out of her, and her father making a “career” out of caring for his own child… it seems everyone just wants her money.

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Kevin Federline, The Laziest Man Ever

Before you jump down my throat, telling me how Kevin Federline won “father of the year” and basically saved the kids from Britney Spears craziness…read on!

In his first public appearance since he was granted sole custody of his two sons with Spears earlier this month, Federline hit the links Tuesday.

Asked how he is doing these days, the single dad said he’s been balancing career and parenting:

“Been having a good summer, I can’t complain. I’ve worked here and there a little bit, definitely staying at home with the family.”

Of course he’s staying home and only working “here and there” — he receives TWENTY THOUSAND dollars per month in “support” from Britney!

What others said:

  • Dlisted says, “KFed also took a moment to check on his kids via the cellphone (see photo above). That’s what he told the photographers anyway. He was probably just checking on his bank account. Same thing, actually.”

source: Kevin Federline on Life: ‘I Can’t Complain’ [people]

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Links To Hollywood - #130

Verne Troyer Sues TMZ Over Mini Sex Tape - Photo

Verne Troyer Sues TMZ Over ‘Mini’ Sex Tape - TMZ

Is DeAnna Pappas a Fatass? - The Bastardly

Cameron Diaz, There’s Something Odd About Mary - City Rag

Dr. Jan Adams Popped for DUI - Celebrity Smack

Amy Winehouse Likes Her Booze in Mini Bottles - Pink is the New Blog

Photos of Kim Kardashian Doing Nothing - Flisted

Keira Knightley + Mom = One Hot Sex Scene - Celeb News Wire

Police Stop Madam Christine Morteh’s Brothel Bus - Bumpshack

Madame Lives - Popbytes

Kevin Federline Got More Word - Candy Kirby

Jessica Simpson is a Crappy Singer - A Socialites Life

Sexiest Vegetarian’s List [2008] - The Rad Report

10 Things You Might Not Know About Sharon Stone - Bitten & Bound

Cindy Margolis and the Jerry’s Deli ‘Guy’ Divorce - Allie is Wired

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Nick Bollea Hogan Bitches His Way Out of Solitary

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The Hulk’s son has finally been moved from solitary confinement after being a little bitch and whining until he got his way. Big surprise. His legal team has been fighting to get Nick Hogan out of the lonely cell for weeks now. In the latest effort, the judge put the kibosh on moving Hogan Jr. So they threatened a lawsuit. The Pinellas County Sherriff’s Office claimed it had nothing to do with the lawyers knocking on their door.

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“[This is a] result of routine and ongoing assessments of inmate population and classification,”

He wanted out of solitary and put on house arrest. He felt that it was unfair that he was sitting alone in his cell while his “best friend” is practically a vegetable because Nick is douche bag and makes Kevin Federline look like Mother Theresa. What is unfair is that while Nick’s Candy Ass sits around sucking his thumb and running around with a mouth full of those ridiculous cubic zirconium “grillz” John struggles to live. (P.S. Nick- look in the mirror….you are white.)

I say he should enjoy solitary before his demands include one of those rubber rings to sit on and a tube of Preparation H.

What Others Said:

  • Dlisted- “Nick will have a ball….or two…..or six! In a couple of days, his ass will be aching to get back into solitary.”
  • The Superficial- “So, in legal terms, Nick’s lawyers claimed he’s suffering from “unbearable anxiety” to which the judge responded, “How bout he grow a pair?”

Source: Nick Bollea Transferred Out of Solitary Confinement [People]

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Britney Spears to Release More Stoned Video Diaries

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Good God. Britney Spears has been keeping video diaries. Over 6 months of footage of the fallen pop star spilling her deepest thoughts has been caught on film. (I am guessing it will be something similar to the Real World confessional room.)

MTV might be the lucky winners of the videos. They are said to be chocked full of gory details about her life with Kevin Federline and her endless love for Red Bull and Justin Timberlake. Rumors state that she even digs deep into her hatred of Christina Aguilera. Britney plans to release them one way or another.

quote2_thumbnail.jpgBritney’s video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite,” a source said. “Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it’ll be explosive.

Although some of it is really sad to watch - especially the parts where she’s close to breakdown - others are dynamite. Not surprisingly both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net. Or, even worse, Britney will agree to another MTV documentary, and release some of the footage through official channels.”

If they are anything like her previous tirades on video it should be more of an entertainment thing versus a threat. I doubt anyone is really losing sleep over what crazy antics on Spears’ mind.

I am sure it entails Britney crying with a Cheeto ring around her mouth, crying about still not being able to go “back to the future.”

Source: Britney Spears’ ‘explosive’ diaries [Female First]

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Rapper Juvenile Skips Daughter’s Funeral

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As if my respect for this idiot couldn’t be any lower, Juvenile proves he is a complete waste of space.

The rapper’s flesh and blood daughter was killed by a 17 year old boy nearly two weeks ago. Last weekend his 4 year old little girl, Jelani, was laid to rest in a funeral service. Instead of taking a moment to grieve for his daughter and attend her funeral, Juvenile performed in Augusta, Georgia. After his performance for the Hypnotized tour he indulged in an after-party for the concert.

The concert was supposedly to raise funds for a memorial set up in Jelani’s memory. According a radio station in Augusta, Power 107, ticket sales were to benefit her. It is also claimed that the concert was set up before her death.

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You can have that sack of crap because I am not buying it. Let’s think logically here. First, I don’t believe he couldn’t reschedule. His daughter was murdered…cancel if it is that big of a deal to reschedule. Your daughter is dead. Secondly, he went to the after party? What kind of heartless, selfish asshat is this guy? Yeah…looking at those photos of him at his concert he looks real sad. Congratulations….you just made Kevin Federline a better human being than you.

Source: Juvenile misses his daughters funeral but attends an afterparty! [Run Down]

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Links To Hollywood - #112

Gene Simmons is Bald - Photo

Gene Simmons is Bald - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Lindsay Lohan says No to Fur - Ninja Dude

In Case You Were Wondering, Charlize Theron is Still Hot - The Bastardly

Want to See Amy Winehouse’s Crack? - Fatback Media

Britney’s Anime Character - The Way it SHOULD Be - Celebrity Smack

Betty White Kicks Ass - City Rag

Breasts on a Plane - Celeb News Wire

Kevin Federline Broadway Bound - Hot Momma Gossip

Indian Man With World Record Ear Hair - Pop On The Pop

Woman Stuck to Toilet After Sitting There 2 Years - Dlisted

Where Are Selma Blair’s Breasts? - Drunken Stepfather

Stars Without Makeup - Popbytes

Jenna Fischer Will Piss on Your Face - Defamer

Lindsay Lohan is a Master of Fashion - A Socialites Life

Nicole Scherzinger is Smackin’ That Ass - Popoholic

Madonna Admits to Trying Weed and Ecstacy - Celebslam

Barron Trump Has His Daddy’s Hair - Just Jared

Carmen Electra in New Jeans Ad, Minus the Jeans - Hollywood Tuna

Britney Spears Has a Justin Timberlake Shrine - Allie is Wired

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Kevin Federline is Fat!

Kevin Federline is Well “FED”erline. The dude is packing some serious poundage.

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The Daily Mail reports,

quote1.JPGBritney Spears’ former husband Kevin Federline headed out for a round of golf in LA over the weekend, and by the look of his expanding girth, he certainly needed the exercise.

The hefty 29-year-old looked almost unrecognisable as he made his way around the course in long shorts and a stripped yellow T-shirt that hugged a little too snugly around his bulging stomach.

It was a far cry from the toned and lean physique he’d acquired as a back-up dancer during his early romance with Britney.

Of course, Shar Jackson has come to Kevin’s defense,

“It’s daddy weight! When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can’t focus on you. If gaining a few pounds is your only problem, life’s not too bad!”

His rep chimed in,

“He’s a stay-at-home dad, and people tend to gain weight when they are home with the kids. He’s very happy with the way he looks.”

All the hoopla surrounding his “beer gut”, especially his rep feeling the need to respond, is truly quite amusing.

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Britney Spears is Released from Hospital

Britney Spears, in a plaid fedora, was spotted driving through Los Angeles, with an unidentified male in the passenger seat, who is reportedly a bodyguard.

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TMZ reports,

quote.jpgUCLA doctors determined Britney did not pose the legal danger to herself or to others, such that they could continue to hold her against her will.

As a result, she was released today and we’re told she’s already back home.

The conservatorship is still in place. Sources connected with the case say they anticipated that UCLA would probably release her before the 14-day extension because she became cooperative and relatively stable.

We’re told the goal with Brit’s mom and dad was to establish the conservatorship while she was hospitalized so she would return home to a controlled environment rather than the chaos that consumed her life.

Sources state that sometime after 3:15 P.M. Pacific, Spears made her way to the Beverly Hills Hotel, where she is currently holed up. No clue as to why everyone is allowing her to resort to her previous behavior.

Meanwhile, Sam Lutfi is currently teaming up with Michael Sands, the ex PR person for Kevin Federline’s attorney, attempting to get his ass out of hot water.

Spears’ parents are accusing Sam of not only drugging Britney, but also stealing property from her home.

UPDATE** According to X17 Online, Britney’s father Jaime is sending the police to the Beverly Hills Hotel, where Britney is currently staying.

My guess it’s because of whomever she’s met up with at the hotel, Sam… Adnan… or Felipe. Kudos Dad… don’t give up!!

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