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Kevin Federline: Fat Pics Looked Photoshopped – Amy Grindhouse
Victoria Beckham Not Giving Up Her Heels – Tabloid Prodigy
Ke$ha Vs. Mary-Kate Olsen: Trashy Looking Queens – The Dirty
Jennifer Aniston Is Digging For Gold – Anything Hollywood
Michael Buble Needs A Bong Hit – City Rag
Kate Moss, Covered In White Powder? – Holy Moly
The Sarah Silverman Program Is Back – Popbytes
A-Rod Can’t Keep His Hands Off Himself – Celebrity Smack
Tila Tequila’s Famewhoring Again – Litely Salted
Vincent Gallo & A Pair Of Bushes – Celeb News Wire
Kristen Stewart Goes To Court – Hollywire
Lucy Lawless’ Sex Scene In Spartacus – Drunken Stepfather
David Letterman Hires A Female Staff Writer – Zelda Lily
Mia Farrow Criticizes Illegal Haiti Adoptions – Wonderwall
Orlando Bloom Looks Like A Dork – ICYDK
Kourtney Kardashian Takes Motherhood Seriously – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Ashton Kutcher Hates Valentines Day – Allie Is Wired
The Strippermobile: Coming To A Town Near You – F-Listed
Uncensored Booty Weekend Sponsored By The NFL – Tabloid Prodigy
Rihanna Causes A Ruckus With Her Shopping Habits – Pop Eater
Lindsay Lohan Looks Absolutely Stunning – Holy Moly
Get Carried Away With Sarah Jessica Parker – Popbytes
Lily Allen Isn’t Blogging Anymore. Noooo! – Litely Salted
Olivia Munn Tells Wonder Woman To Suck It – The Superficial
Russell Brand Didn’t Fall Down, Go Boom – Celebrity Smack
Miley Cyrus Channels Her Inner Aussie – Hollywire
Kevin Federline Is A Movie Star! – Fatback Media
Steven Tyler Enters Rehab! – Wonderwall
Hugh Grant Is Uninterested In This Emo Chick – Drunken Stepfather
Hailey Glassman Is Still Relevant? – ICYDK
Do It Yourself Tuesdays: Holiday Wrapping Paper – College Candy
Jennifer Hudson Is Knocked Up Again – Hollywood Dame
Christina Aguilera Gets Into A Car Accident – Allie Is Wired
Full Metal Jacket! – City Rag
Burglar Has Hot Items Belonging To Nelly – Pop Eater
Wendy Williams Has Fake Boobs? – F-Listed
A Sober Kate Moss Jokes That She’s Hammered – Holy Moly
Paris Hilton Taints The Fraggles – Popbytes
Cindy Crawford Brings The Hotness – Celebrity Smack
Angelina Jolie Actually Looks Happy – Celeb News Wire
Mel Gibson’s Baby Mama Is Not Happy – Hollywood Dame
Kendra Wilkinson Shot Out A Huge Baby – Litely Salted
Lindsay Lohan Is Still Playing For Samantha’s Team – ICYDK
Kevin Federline Steps Up To Par – Pacific Coast News
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Victoria Beckham Is Looking Fierce – Tabloid Prodigy
Eddie Cibrian Claims His Wife Attacked Him – Wonderwall
Jessica Alba In Some Shiny Happy Clothes – Drunken Stepfather
Rachel Uchitel Might Do Playboy – Fatback Media
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Chace Crawford Thinks He’s Hot Crap – Anything Hollywood
Kim Kardashian & Vanessa Minnillo Suck At Acting – Allie Is Wired
Guess Who Looks Like Crap Without Makeup? – ICYDK
The Black Friday Go-To Outfit – College Candy
The Kardashians Plan ‘Oprah‘ Domination? – Pop Eater
Alexis Arquette Shows Off Her Tranny Panties – Drunken Stepfather
Lady Gaga Feels Like A Freak – Wonderwall
Heidi Montag Might Already Be Knocked Up – Anything Hollywood
Mariah Carey Carries Her Own Toilet Paper – Celeb News Wire
Rihanna Is Showing Tush On ‘Good Morning America’ – Celebrity Smack
Is Amy Winehouse Making A Huge Mistake? – Popbytes
Michael Phelps Is Big Pimpin’ – F-Listed
The Jonas Brothers Are Not Dead! – Hollywire
Peter Facinelli Is A Good Sport – The Superficial
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Hulk Hogan Relaxes With His Brookalike – Holy Moly
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Josh Duhamel Plays With Balls – Pacific Coast News
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Anderson Cooper Is Gay? – Hollywood Dame
K-Fed Loses Weight; Is Still A Douche – Allie Is Wired
Britney Spears‘ ex Keven Federline has apparently decided to pee in the gene pool yet again, this time impregnating future ex Victoria Prince.
Sources close to Prince say that she was recently sick during a trip to Vegas, and took a pregnancy test, which was positive. K-Fed was reportedly unhappy about the result, since he has four other children by two different women.
I hope for her sake that it was a false positive. The Federmeister has a bad track record when it comes to women birthing his spawn. We’ll wait and see how this develops.
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source: Victoria Prince, Kevin Federline’s Girlfriend, Pregnant [Bumpshack]
Jimmy Kimmel Owns Melissa Joan Hart – Tabloid Prodigy
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Chris Farley’s Commercial Is Controversial – Celebrity Smack
Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan Eats! – Celeb News Wire
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Heidi Klum Is A Sticky Mess – Drunken Stepfather
Kevin Federline Is Hangin’ In There – Fatback Media
Jon Gosselin Looks Like Avatar – Litely Salted
Walmart Will Haunt Us For Eternity – College Candy
Reminder: Miley Cyrus Is 16 – Celebslam
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Khloe Kardashian Is Bringin’ Back The 80’s – Pacific Coast News
Kim Kardashian, The Old Maid – Anything Hollywood
OMG, How Intimate: Robert Pattinson Panties – OMG! Blog
Sandra Bullock Calls Herself Annoying – Wonderwall
Chris Brown Should Stop Talking – The Superficial
Jon Gosselin Apologizes For Being Douchey – ICYDK
Lindsay Lohan Is An Addict? Who Knew?!?? – Yeeeah!
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Find Another Way To Be Annoying – Allie Is Wired
I always say it must be nice to have the life of Kevin Federline because he does nothing and gets a ridiculous amount of money for it. Well today it would suck to be him because he is being accused of not paying rent and leaving damages in his home both totaling over $100,000.
According to TMZ the people who own Federlines rented place say he suddenly disappeared and never paid the last 6 months in rent and when they went to look at the place, they say it was in bits. According to the owners some of the damage includes:
- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)
They also say he never returned the garage door opener and are threatening to take him to court if he doesn’t pay up. He is probably ringing Britney Spears right now asking for some money.
Speaking of Britney and courtrooms, she is apparently ready to take Federline back to court to demand full custody of their two children, Jayden James and Sean Preston.
Britney was recently granted an extension on the 50/50 custody they currently share, but sources say she is worried about the way Federline is raising the children and she wants to do decide what schools they go to.
A source said “The boys are used to Kevin’s foul-mouthed, lazy, unemployed dancer friends, who either live at the house or hang out there. Britney doesn’t want the boys growing up thinking that kind of lifestyle is acceptable.”
Who do you think should get the kids, Brtiney Spears or Kevin Federline?
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Poor Nicole Eggert – SOW
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Kevin Federline Is A Trashy Tenant – Allie Is Wired
Accidental Dongs Are Everywhere! – Omg Blog
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Phoebe Price Is Not Shy At All – Drunken Stepfather
Kimberly Stewart Scrapes The Bottom Of The Barrell – Holy Moly
Is Marilyn Manson Dying? – Celebrity Smack
Don’t Call Kevin Federline A Gold Digger – Fatback Media
Jude Law Is As Responsible As You Suspected – Celeb News Wire
Michael Jackson Touched Babies…Too Soon? – The Superficial
Taylor Swift Is Making Lots Of Money From Kanye’s Insult – Ninja Dude
Average Sex: Everybody’s Doing It – College Candy
Holly Madison Got Another Job Besides Being A Stripper – Wonderwall
Lindsay Lohan Is Still Cutting Herself – Hollywood Dame
Kristin Cavallari Apologizes For Creating Speidi – Allie Is Wired
Remember the good old days when we would be getting new pictures of Britney Spears running around to McDonalds at about midnight? Those days are long gone.
However sometimes we do get some news with her, like today – we find out that she and ex-husband Kevin Federline (now known as K-Fat) will continue to share 50/50 custody.
The biggest trailer trash couple of our time will continue their custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James for the rest of the year at least.
Under the terms of the court order, Britney gets to keep the kids while she continues her Circus tour and if K-Fat wants to tag along she must pay for his hotel expenses.
Also in as well as getting the $20,000 that Britney pays him in child support, he gets an additional $25,000 when the kids are outside of California.
Britney Spears should totally stick Kevin Federline in a motel 8, that would show the judge whether or not he wants to see the kids so badly.
source: Britney Custody Order Extended [TMZ]
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Have you enjoyed the music so far this decade? I have, but some of it has been absolutely dreadful. The guys at British music site Gigwise agree and have thrown together a list of the 50 worst albums of the 2000s.
Because this list is British you may not know some of them, which makes you lucky but there is a lot of Americans on the list.
I am not going to post the 50 albums right here because they would take up your whole screen, check the jump below for the full list. Here is the the 10 worst albums:
10. Vanilla Ice: ‘Bi-Polar’ (2001)
An album that’s so bad it’’s laughable. Seriously check it out and you’ll piss yourself. Still trying desperately to live off the success of ‘Ice Ice Baby’, Mr Van Winkle put out a string of albums on his own imprint (after record labels refused to sign him) and this, ‘Bi-Polar’, is easily the worst of the bunch. One-half cliched rock music, the other lame rap, not even a guest slot from Chuck D was enough to save this from bargain bins.
9. Victoria Beckham: ‘Victoria Beckham’ (2001)
No it wasn’t a bad dream, Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice, aka vacuous fake-titted airhead, genuinely did release a solo album. Despite lacking the charisma, vocals or talent to actually be a force in music, Mrs David Beckham released this record. The only thing we can be grateful for is that she omitted the number two hit ‘Out Of Your Mind’ featuring Dane Bowers. If you ever feel like complaining about the quality of music at the moment then just thank your lucky stars it’s no longer the year 2001.
8. The Cheeky Girls: ‘Party Time’ (2004)
A true low point in British pop music these two Transylvanian sisters first appeared on reality TV show Popstars: The Rivals where they did not make it beyond the first round. Even judge Geri Halliwell thought they were rubbish. This did not deter the band nor the major label vultures however and spying a chance to make a quick buck the Cheeky Girls were handed a record deal and went into the studio to record this dreadful album. Written by the girls Mother this album contains the now infamous ‘Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)’. Most staggeringly of all is that ‘Party Time’ reached number 14 in the album charts and sold over a million copies.
7. Paris Hilton: ‘Paris’ (2006)
In which Paris Hilton revealed her love of My Bloody Valentine and early Bob Dylan. OK, not really, this self titled album is in fact a horrendous, manufactured piece of pop diarrhoea that was forgotten almost as soon as it was released. Nobody knows the true horror of Paris’s voice as it was hidden under a mountain of studio trickery which makes her come out sounding even more cold and dead than normal. No mean feat. The only good thing that came from this release was that it sprang Banksy into action. The guerilla artist replaced Hilton’s CD with his own remixes and gave them titles such as ‘Why Am I Famous?’, ‘What Have I Done?’ and ‘What Am I For?’ He also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog’s head.
6. Chris Cornell: ‘Scream’ (2009)
So you were the lead singer in Soundgarden then went on to front a band consisting of ex-members of Rage Against The Machine – a pretty solid CV most people would agree. So why of why did Chris Cornell feel the need to record this dreadful album with Timbaland? The sound of two men who have fallen so far from their respective perches that they can only work together, ‘Scream’ is an auto-tuned painful mid-life crisis of an album that Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor hilariously mocked online.
5. Kevin Federline: ‘Playing With Fire’ (2006)
Apparently being married to Britney Spears is now an in to the music industry. K-Fed’s 2006 album ‘Playing With Fire’ is widely regarded as the worst album of the decade with the lowest average mark on reviews aggregator Metacritic. Chances are, however, it is only the critics that have heard the album as it flopped in the States reaching the very low position of 151 in the charts.
4. brokeNCYDE: ‘I’m Not A Fan… But The Kids Like It’ (2009)
Easily the worst band to emerge this decade, the New Mexico crunk outfit are the aural equivalent of rubbing a cheese grater on your manhood. Or sandpaper even. Honestly, there are barely words in the dictionary to describe how horrible this record is. How any kids like these is truly beyond us.
3. Crazy Frog: ‘Crazy Hits’ (2005)
Now we at Gigwise don’t often use the word ‘cunt’, but it’s truly the only word to suit this little green, animated urchin. Originally dubbed The Annoying Thing by its creators (The Annoying Cunt would have been more apt), the Crazy Frog was first used for mobile phone ringtones but indicative of how brain-dead the masses are he went on to spawn (ahem) a huge pop career. A collection of cover versions that’s so bad, it could actually be used as a torture instrument.
2. The Jonas Brothers: ‘A Little Bit Longer’ (2008)
The world’s citizens – well, those under the age of 13 – stopped in their tracks when The Jonas Brothers released ‘A Little Bit Longer’ in 2008 such was the anticipation for its release. Well, it’s just a shame that the world didn’t blow up as well, because that would have eradicated the possibility of further releases from these three self-confessed virgins, whose voices are so high-pitched they manage to make James Blunt sound like Barry White.
1. Katie Price & Peter Andre: ‘A Whole New World’ (2006)
The covers record by the attention-seeking, vacuous airhead Katie and Peter (we won’t use such harsh words for Andre, he’s actually a bloody nice bloke) is sheer musical genocide. Okay the ill-fated couple donated proceeds to charity, a very nice sentiment, but surely there’s easier ways to raise funds that to inflict aural torture on the masses? Maybe even dig deep into their own pockets. Their soppy out-of-tune version of the title track is easily one of the worst songs ever recorded to boot.
If you want to see the full 50 worst albums then take the jump below.
50. Oasis: ‘Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants’ (2000)
49. Black Eyed Peas: ‘The E.N.D’ (2009)
48. Hard Fi: ‘Once Upon a Time in the West’ (2007)
47. Razorlight: ‘Razorlight’ (2006)
46. Scouting For Girls: ‘Scouting For Girls’ (2007)
45. Daniel Powter: ‘Daniel Powter’ (2005)
44. The Darkness: ‘One Way Ticket To Hell… And Back’ (2005)
42. Queen & Paul Rodgers: ‘The Cosmos Rocks’ (2008)
41. Guns N Roses: ‘Chinese Democracy’ (2008)
40. Kaiser Chiefs: ‘Yours Truly, Angry Mob’ (2007)
39. Mark Ronson: ‘Version’ (2007)
38. Puddle of Mudd: ‘Life On Display’ (2003)
37. Staind: ‘Break The Cycle’ (2001)
36. Avril Lavigne: ‘Let Go’ (2002)
35. Nickelback: ‘All The Right Reasons’ (2005)
34. The Twang: ‘Jewellery Quarter’ (2009)
33. Towers of London: ‘Blood Sweat and Towers’ (2006)
32. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em: ’souljaboytellem.com’
31. Limp Bizkit: ‘Results May Vary’ (2003)
30. Las Ketchup: ‘Hijas del Tomate’ (2002)
29. Westlife: ‘Allow Us To Be Frank’ (2004)
28. Tokio Hotel: ‘Scream’ (2007)
27. Jennifer Lopez: ‘Rebirth’ (2005)
26. Robbie Williams: ‘Rudebox’ (2006)
25. Lindsay Lohan: ‘Speak’ (2004)
24. Mariah Carey: ‘Charmbracelet’ (2002)
23. Geri Halliwell: ‘Scream If You Wanna Go Faster’ (2001)
22. Alice Deejay: ‘Who Needs Guitars Anyway?’ (2000)
21. Ashlee Simpson: ‘I Am Me’ (2005)
20. Kelly Osbourne: ‘Changes’ (2003)
19. James Blunt: ‘Back To Bedlam’ (2004)
18. Jessica Simpson: ‘Do You Know’ (2008)
17. Craig David: ‘Born To Do It’ (2000)
16. Insane Clown Posse: ‘Bizzar’/’Bizaar’ (2000)
15. Celine Dion: ‘Taking Chances’ (2007)
14. Gareth Gates: ‘What My Heart Wants To Say’ (2003)
13. Rik Waller: ‘From Now’ (2002)
12. Enrique Iglesias: ‘Escape’ (2001)
11. Daphne & Celeste: ‘We Didn’t Say That!’ (2000)
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