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Chinese Cell Phones Are Happy To See You – Tabloid Prodigy
Pixie Geldof Is Lookin’ Pretty Messed Up – Holy Moly
David Beckham Needs To Shake It Off – Popbytes
Kids Make It Alright – City Rag
David Hasselhoff Blames It On His Ear – Popeater
Nerds Are Mad, Zooey Deschanel Is Married – Celeb News Wire
Sarah Silverman Shows Her True Gender – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Should Do Less Of This – The Superficial
Victoria Beckham Gets Colorful – Pacific Coast News
Khloe Kardashian Must Be Pregnant – ICYDK
Chloe Sevigny Needs To Stop That Mess – Websters Is My Bitch
Jessica Simpson Is Morbidly Depressed – Anything Hollywood
But This Oughtta Cheer Her Up – Hollywire
John Edwards Is A Dirty, Dirty Man – F-Listed
Victoria Rowell Pays Homage To Obama – Hollywood Dame
Arrest Made In Lindsay Lohan’s & Audrina Patridge’s Burglaries – Fatback Media
Kevin Federline Is Fat & He Doesn’t Care – Allie Is Wired
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Have you enjoyed the music so far this decade? I have, but some of it has been absolutely dreadful. The guys at British music site Gigwise agree and have thrown together a list of the 50 worst albums of the 2000s.

Because this list is British you may not know some of them, which makes you lucky but there is a lot of Americans on the list.
I am not going to post the 50 albums right here because they would take up your whole screen, check the jump below for the full list. Here is the the 10 worst albums:
10. Vanilla Ice: ‘Bi-Polar’ (2001)

An album that’s so bad it”s laughable. Seriously check it out and you’ll piss yourself. Still trying desperately to live off the success of ‘Ice Ice Baby’, Mr Van Winkle put out a string of albums on his own imprint (after record labels refused to sign him) and this, ‘Bi-Polar’, is easily the worst of the bunch. One-half cliched rock music, the other lame rap, not even a guest slot from Chuck D was enough to save this from bargain bins.
9. Victoria Beckham: ‘Victoria Beckham’ (2001)

No it wasn’t a bad dream, Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice, aka vacuous fake-titted airhead, genuinely did release a solo album. Despite lacking the charisma, vocals or talent to actually be a force in music, Mrs David Beckham released this record. The only thing we can be grateful for is that she omitted the number two hit ‘Out Of Your Mind’ featuring Dane Bowers. If you ever feel like complaining about the quality of music at the moment then just thank your lucky stars it’s no longer the year 2001.
8. The Cheeky Girls: ‘Party Time’ (2004)

A true low point in British pop music these two Transylvanian sisters first appeared on reality TV show Popstars: The Rivals where they did not make it beyond the first round. Even judge Geri Halliwell thought they were rubbish. This did not deter the band nor the major label vultures however and spying a chance to make a quick buck the Cheeky Girls were handed a record deal and went into the studio to record this dreadful album. Written by the girls Mother this album contains the now infamous ‘Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)’. Most staggeringly of all is that ‘Party Time’ reached number 14 in the album charts and sold over a million copies.
7. Paris Hilton: ‘Paris’ (2006)

In which Paris Hilton revealed her love of My Bloody Valentine and early Bob Dylan. OK, not really, this self titled album is in fact a horrendous, manufactured piece of pop diarrhoea that was forgotten almost as soon as it was released. Nobody knows the true horror of Paris’s voice as it was hidden under a mountain of studio trickery which makes her come out sounding even more cold and dead than normal. No mean feat. The only good thing that came from this release was that it sprang Banksy into action. The guerilla artist replaced Hilton’s CD with his own remixes and gave them titles such as ‘Why Am I Famous?’, ‘What Have I Done?’ and ‘What Am I For?’ He also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog’s head.
6. Chris Cornell: ‘Scream’ (2009)

So you were the lead singer in Soundgarden then went on to front a band consisting of ex-members of Rage Against The Machine – a pretty solid CV most people would agree. So why of why did Chris Cornell feel the need to record this dreadful album with Timbaland? The sound of two men who have fallen so far from their respective perches that they can only work together, ‘Scream’ is an auto-tuned painful mid-life crisis of an album that Nine Inch Nails’ Trent Reznor hilariously mocked online.
5. Kevin Federline: ‘Playing With Fire’ (2006)

Apparently being married to Britney Spears is now an in to the music industry. K-Fed’s 2006 album ‘Playing With Fire’ is widely regarded as the worst album of the decade with the lowest average mark on reviews aggregator Metacritic. Chances are, however, it is only the critics that have heard the album as it flopped in the States reaching the very low position of 151 in the charts.
4. brokeNCYDE: ‘I’m Not A Fan… But The Kids Like It’ (2009)

Easily the worst band to emerge this decade, the New Mexico crunk outfit are the aural equivalent of rubbing a cheese grater on your manhood. Or sandpaper even. Honestly, there are barely words in the dictionary to describe how horrible this record is. How any kids like these is truly beyond us.
3. Crazy Frog: ‘Crazy Hits’ (2005)

Now we at Gigwise don’t often use the word ‘cunt’, but it’s truly the only word to suit this little green, animated urchin. Originally dubbed The Annoying Thing by its creators (The Annoying Cunt would have been more apt), the Crazy Frog was first used for mobile phone ringtones but indicative of how brain-dead the masses are he went on to spawn (ahem) a huge pop career. A collection of cover versions that’s so bad, it could actually be used as a torture instrument.
2. The Jonas Brothers: ‘A Little Bit Longer’ (2008)

The world’s citizens – well, those under the age of 13 – stopped in their tracks when The Jonas Brothers released ‘A Little Bit Longer’ in 2008 such was the anticipation for its release. Well, it’s just a shame that the world didn’t blow up as well, because that would have eradicated the possibility of further releases from these three self-confessed virgins, whose voices are so high-pitched they manage to make James Blunt sound like Barry White.
1. Katie Price & Peter Andre: ‘A Whole New World’ (2006)

The covers record by the attention-seeking, vacuous airhead Katie and Peter (we won’t use such harsh words for Andre, he’s actually a bloody nice bloke) is sheer musical genocide. Okay the ill-fated couple donated proceeds to charity, a very nice sentiment, but surely there’s easier ways to raise funds that to inflict aural torture on the masses? Maybe even dig deep into their own pockets. Their soppy out-of-tune version of the title track is easily one of the worst songs ever recorded to boot.
If you want to see the full 50 worst albums then take the jump below.
50. Oasis: ‘Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants’ (2000)
49. Black Eyed Peas: ‘The E.N.D’ (2009)
48. Hard Fi: ‘Once Upon a Time in the West’ (2007)
47. Razorlight: ‘Razorlight’ (2006)
46. Scouting For Girls: ‘Scouting For Girls’ (2007)
45. Daniel Powter: ‘Daniel Powter’ (2005)
44. The Darkness: ‘One Way Ticket To Hell… And Back’ (2005)
42. Queen & Paul Rodgers: ‘The Cosmos Rocks’ (2008)
41. Guns N Roses: ‘Chinese Democracy’ (2008)
40. Kaiser Chiefs: ‘Yours Truly, Angry Mob’ (2007)
39. Mark Ronson: ‘Version’ (2007)
38. Puddle of Mudd: ‘Life On Display’ (2003)
37. Staind: ‘Break The Cycle’ (2001)
36. Avril Lavigne: ‘Let Go’ (2002)
35. Nickelback: ‘All The Right Reasons’ (2005)
34. The Twang: ‘Jewellery Quarter’ (2009)
33. Towers of London: ‘Blood Sweat and Towers’ (2006)
32. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em: ’souljaboytellem.com’
31. Limp Bizkit: ‘Results May Vary’ (2003)
30. Las Ketchup: ‘Hijas del Tomate’ (2002)
29. Westlife: ‘Allow Us To Be Frank’ (2004)
28. Tokio Hotel: ‘Scream’ (2007)
27. Jennifer Lopez: ‘Rebirth’ (2005)
26. Robbie Williams: ‘Rudebox’ (2006)
25. Lindsay Lohan: ‘Speak’ (2004)
24. Mariah Carey: ‘Charmbracelet’ (2002)
23. Geri Halliwell: ‘Scream If You Wanna Go Faster’ (2001)
22. Alice Deejay: ‘Who Needs Guitars Anyway?’ (2000)
21. Ashlee Simpson: ‘I Am Me’ (2005)
20. Kelly Osbourne: ‘Changes’ (2003)
19. James Blunt: ‘Back To Bedlam’ (2004)
18. Jessica Simpson: ‘Do You Know’ (2008)
17. Craig David: ‘Born To Do It’ (2000)
16. Insane Clown Posse: ‘Bizzar’/’Bizaar’ (2000)
15. Celine Dion: ‘Taking Chances’ (2007)
14. Gareth Gates: ‘What My Heart Wants To Say’ (2003)
13. Rik Waller: ‘From Now’ (2002)
12. Enrique Iglesias: ‘Escape’ (2001)
11. Daphne & Celeste: ‘We Didn’t Say That!’ (2000)
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Dustin Diamond Has A Book – Websters Is My Bitch
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Courteney Cox In A Bikini – Celebslam
Miley Cyrus Granted A Restraining Order Against Stalker – Anything Hollywood
Britney Spears In An Itty Bitty Bikini – Socialite Life
Kevin Federline Is About To Get Paid – Fatback Media
Lindsay Lohan Will Teach You A Lesson – ICYDK
Sherri Shepherd Reveals Her Bikini Body – Popeater
Ashley Olsen Shows Her Undies – City Rag
Google Thinks Paris Hilton Is A What? – Hollywire
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Miley Cyrus’ Stalker Arrested – Hollywire
Jessica Simpson Is Slummin’ It – Hollywood Dame
Jillian Harris Was Banging Several Guys! – Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Lopez Has Got A Huge Booty – Celeb News Wire
Jessica Biel Works Hard To Look Like This – ICYDK
Gerard Butler Is Banging Katherine Heigl? – Websters Is My Bitch
Jessica Alba Does The Bikini Thing – Fatback Media
Chris Brown Sentencing Postponed – Socialite Life
Adnan Ghalib Faces Jail Time – Pacific Coast News
Katy Perry Likes Penis? – Meet The Famous
Tom Green & Hef’s Ex? – The Dirty
Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding Sculpture – Anything Hollywood
Hot Girls Hug It Out – City Rag
Ozzy Osbourne’s Salvaged Memories – Ninja Dude
Alexander Skarsgard Does ‘Tails For Whales’ – Popbytes
Ryan O’Neal Wrecked His Son’s Life – Holy Moly
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Kelly Clarkson Has A Taste For Flesh! – The Superficial
Ciara’s Sweet Tweets – City Rag
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Ana Sofia Henao – F-Listed
AnnaLynne McCord Looking Hot – Celebrity Smack
Jon Gosselin Might Be Dating On His Show – Fatback Media
Ryan Gosling Attracts Fans Like Flies – Socialite Life
Michael Cera Is A Prick – Websters Is My Bitch
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Play Marilyn Monroe – Anything Hollywood
Kevin Federline Is Filming A Reality Show – ICYDK
Ashley Tisdale Didn’t Like Kissing Zac Efron – Popeater
Michelle Heaton Hosts A Fashion Show – Holy Moly
Jude Law, Just Because He’s Cute – Popbytes
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Drunkon – Celeb News Wire
Mel Gibson Isn’t Really Beating Anyone Down – Ninja Dude
Leona Lewis Rescuing A Homeless Bunny – Allie Is Wired
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Michael Phelps Defeated By German – Pacific Coast News
Chris Brown Is A Model Citizen – Websters Is My Bitch
John Mayer Brags About His Conquests – ICYDK
John Travolta Is A Scientologist For Life – The Superficial
Madonna Is Lookin’ Hot! – Fatback Media
Lindsay Lohan Stalks Samantha Ronson – Celeb News Wire
Tori Spelling Is A Skinny Minnie – Celebrity Smack
Amy & Meryl Are Julie & Julia – Popbytes
Joe Jonas Shows His Sensitive Side – Popeater
Someone Hand Christian Bale A Sandwich – F-Listed
Lily Allen Launches Her Jewelry Line – Holy Moly
Meet George Clooney’s New Girlfriend – Yeeeah!
Heidi Montag Didn’t Pose Nude For Playboy – Anything Hollywood
Ben Roethlisberger Accused Of Rape – Ninja Dude
Kevin Federline Has The Body Of A True Dancer – Allie Is Wired
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Jenna Jameson In A Bikini – The Superficial
Courtney Love Trashes Hotel Rooms & Is Nasty! – F-Listed
Cameron Diaz Channels Madonna For V Magazine – Popeater
Shakira Is A She Wolf! – Popbytes
Visiting Johnny Depp’s Island – City Rag
Rupert Grint’s Swine Flu Story Was Fake! – Holy Moly
How Does James Blunt Still Get Girls? – Celebrity Smack
Britney Spears Makes Fun Of Kevin Federline – Celeb News Wire
Jon & Kate Gosselin Spent The 4th Of July Together – Fatback Media
Paris Hilton Looks Like Big Bird – Celeb Warship
Ryan Reynolds Took Kissing Lessons? – Websters Is My Bitch
NFL Star Steve McNair Found Dead – Ninja Dude
Katy Perry Is A Hot Purple Mess – ICYDK
Robert Pattinson Needs To Shave – Pacific Coast News
Lady Gaga Is Distracting With All Of Her Sparkles – Yeeeah!
Alec Baldwin For Governor Of Ohio? – Celebitchy
Demi Lovato & Trace Cyrus Hooking Up? – Socialite Life
Karina Smirnoff Gets Her Man – Meet The Famous
Kim Kardashian Really Sucks – News Toob
Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt To Hook Back Up? – Anything Hollywood
Perez Hilton: The Racist? – Allie Is Wired
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Was This In ‘The Hills’ Script? – The Superficial
GLAAD Is Mad About Perez’s F-Bombing – City Rag
Lindsay Lohan Gets A Reality Show? – F-Listed
Jessica Simpson Returns To Reality TV – Hollywood Dame
Justin Chambers Goes Snorkeling – Popbytes
Cameron Diaz Gets Walked All Over – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Skanks Up The Toga – Websters Is My Bitch
A TMZ Reporter Calls Jenna Jameson Wide – ICYDK
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Geography Is Hard For Britney Spears – Celeb Warship
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Shia LaBeouf Almost Lost An Eye Filming Transformers – Anything Hollywood
Angelina Jolie For President? – Celebitchy
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Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Are No Lady & The Tramp – Popbytes
Paris Hilton Is Burnt Up – The Superficial
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Maya Rudolph Is Knocked Up – Celeb Warship
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Paris Hilton Is Incognito – Websters Is My Bitch
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Well it’s that time of year when all the votes counted (over 10 million) from men and women in the world who vote for FHM UK’s Sexiest Woman In The World, here is the top 10 list - remember this is the UK version of FHM.
10. Freida Pinto

This year’s highest new entry, the Mumbai model made her film debut in Danny Boyle‘s Slumdog Millionaire last year and rocketed straight into number two on everyone’s list of favourite Indians (Sachin Tendulkar remains strong in first position, but she nudged Gandhi down to third, who can only expect to drop further if he continues his stubborn refusal to contemporise his image like Madonna does). Now BAFTA-nominated, the 24-year-old had previously been presenting a television travel show and appearing in Skoda adverts.
9.Anna Friel

Crashing back into the Top Ten, the 32-year-old star of massive US series Pushing Daisies could never have expected how far she would go after finding fame while lezzing off in scally misery fest Brookside. After a dalliance with a ménage à trois alongside Jonathan Rhys Meyers in The Tribe, Hollywood came calling. Anna is now starring in this summer’s big blockbuster Land Of The Lost alongside Will Ferrell.
8. Kristin Kreuk

Last year’s shock entry was Elisha Cuthbert, reaching the No.4 spot simply by dint of breathing. This year, another 26-year-old crashes into the Top Ten – again, it seems, solely on the basis of TV nostalgia. It can’t be Kristin’s role in Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li. Nope, us neither. So it must be her role as Superman’s girl in Smallville driving the votes. Or Superman himself, repeatedly pressing the “submit” button on FHM.com like a demented supersonic jackrabbit.
7. Elisha Cuthbert

She’s been beaten, kidnapped and shot at. Hell, she’s even been chased by a cougar. But you can’t keep a good girl down, so, come ‘Day Seven’, Kim Bauer’s back, pouting provocatively and running chestily. And, fantastically, 24 isn’t this coquettish, Top Ten stalwart Canadian’s only showcase. No, the 27-year-old also stars in The Six Wives Of Henry Lefay, a ‘comedy’ where she juggles six stepmothers at her father’s funeral. Hmmm, maybe you should stick to 24, or download The Girl Next Door – Elisha plays an ex-porn star.
6. Adriana Lima

Now entering her tenth year on the catwalk, Brazilian supermodel Lima is so perfect that her government uses her picture to make Brazilians not mind about all that City Of God stuff. A strict Catholic, she was believed to be the only 28-year-old virgin left on the planet until she married on Valentine’s Day this year. Lima volunteers in an orphanage in her home town where the small boys ask her for cuddles, look down her top and then high-five each other the second that her back’s turned.
5. Keeley Hazell

It’s a mystery of modern times that Keeley, despite consistently featuring in the 100 Sexiest’s Top Five, has never nabbed the top spot. Is it because she’s too nice? Has her green campaigning diluted the appeal of what is, without doubt, the UK’s most revered frontage? Or is she just in limbo? She’s overtaken David Beckham as the most Googled Brit in the US. The 22-year-old is taking drama and psychology classes. She’s started her own modelling agency. And she’s single. Our girl’s doing just fine.
4. Britney Spears

Like a slightly unhinged chameleon, Britney Spears can change her appearance at the drop of a hat. From schoolgirl to diva, through doting mother to… well, yes, there may have been a slight blip when she and K-Fed split, what with the hair shaving, bingeing and showing off the contents of her ‘purse’ to all and sundry. But Britney’s stormed back up the list and – after a rumoured £60,000 makeover – she’s looking, if not her best, then a pretty good approximation of what she once was.
3. Jessica Alba

Motherhood causes strange things to happen. Things like the Razzie-nominated The Love Guru. But, sprog dropped, it’s back to business as usual for our 2007 champ. After a guest appearance in the US version of The Office, she’ll be dusting down her leather chaps and gyrating her way back into nerdish hearts as Sin City 2‘s Nancy Callahan. But does she take her work home with her? “Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.” Shame. But at least you’ve got more in common than you thought.
2. Megan Fox

After a winning debut in last year’s competition, the fire’n'ice beauty has spent the year waltzing, clothes-free, around Simon Pegg in How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, playing a possessed cheerleader in the forthcoming Jennifer’s Body and generally making good boys want to be very, very bad: “I like the bad-boy types. The guy I’m attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar.” Well, he sounds like a cock to us.
1. Cheryl Cole

Nadine. Kimberley. Sarah. Nicola. The other members of Girls Aloud, in case you’ve forgotten. But it’s a forgivable slice of amnesia, given that 2008/09 has been all about Cheryl – never mind the bandmates. In the last 12 months, thanks to taking The X Factor by storm, the gorgeous Geordie has become Britain’s most wanted star. And it’s easy to see why. With her flawless skin, high cheekbones, wafer-thin waist, perfect pins and criminally underexposed cleavage, it’s like God himself decided her native Newcastle was looking a bit dowdy, and needed a beacon of angel-like beauty at its centre. Add a dirty laugh and ability to repel Simon Cowell, and it’s no wonder that the 25-year-old has usurped even the mighty Keeley Hazell as the UK’s sexiest female. She’s also been named Britain’s Best Dressed Woman by Tatler, won a Brit Award, graced the covers of FHM and Vogue, climbed Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief and claimed the title of Heat’s ‘most fanciable female’.
And now, she accepts perhaps the ultimate accolade for womankind: the wide-eyed, reverential acclaim of FHM’s readership. Such was the enormous surge in votes during the early weeks that, within a fortnight of the polls opening, she had an insurmountable lead. Seriously: at this rate of nationwide domination, it can only be a matter of time before the country converts en masse to a new religion: Cherylanity. We’re imagining black and white Toon Army monk habits, and prayers that end in “howay”. In fact, there may only be one question left: is she perfect? No, she has a flaw. His name’s Ashley. Just say the word, Cheryl. Just say the word.
And that’s that, I think Cheryl Cole definitely deserves the top spot. Thoughts?
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Pop star Britney Spears has been linked to her backup dancer, Chase Benz, after reports swirled across the internet that the two were dating.
His mother is putting all of the rumors to rest, insisting that Chase has a girlfriend, Tessa Campbell, and the two are engaged.
Campbell is reportedly upset and infuriated at the claims.
Diane Benz says, “Chase has already got a girlfriend. Her name is Tessa Campbell and she is a fantastic girl. Chase comes back to Tennessee whenever he can to see her. They’ve been going out for three years – she’s the same age and they are great together. She’s so sweet.”
Don’t think any of this is beyond Britney, either. This wouldn’t be her first fling with a backup dancer. She started dating Kevin Federline when his girlfriend, Shar Jackson, was still pregnant with their second child.
The rumors had Britney dating Chase for the past three weeks. A source said, “Britney was all over Chase from the word go. He was determined to keep things professional but Britney has been making it difficult by being extremely suggestive. Chase has been dating Tessa, his childhood sweetheart, for over three years and she is livid about the reports…as is Chase’s mom. Diane has ordered him to stay away from Britney and made it clear she’s not welcome in the family home.”
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Nadya Suleman Lands Herself A Reality Show – Celebrity Smack
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Nick Hogan’s Got Balls – Websters Is My Bitch
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