Some photos just leaked of Khloe Kardashian’s topless Sasquatch escapades and cover your eyes — it’s gross.
I know you pervs will take nudity wherever you can get it, so suffice it to say that these are definitely NSFW. Be warned, Gone-Hollywood.com bares no responsibility for dry-heaving, stomach illness or any reaction to viewing these photos. Please consult your doctor before looking.
What makes c-list Khloe Kardashian Odom more entitled to meeting President Barack Obama than me? Oh just the fact that she is married to an L.A. Lakers player.
Khloe got to meet Obama because she escorted her husband, Lamar Odom, to the White House yesterday to celebrate the Lakers winning the 2009 NBA championship.
Obama was then given a Lakers jersey with “Obama #1″ on the back of it, before he met Khloe, Kobe Bryant and his wife Vaness Bryant.
Khloe took to her twitter account to post about the day she said “Yay! Heading to DC to meet my baby!!!” and then wrote “Such an amazing day! I just meet Obama with my husband! :)” After that she tweeted a photo of herself sitting in the white house (notice the Bill Clinton painting behind her!)
Aside from hoping Reggie Bush wins the Superbowl so she can get a marriage proposal, I’m sure Kim Kardashian is now hoping he wins so that she can meet the president too. She must be seething with jealousy over her sister Khloe.
source: Khloe Kardashian Meets President Obama! [Us Magazine]
Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bush are apparently set to become engaged, but only if the Saints win the Super Bowl.
It seems that Kim’s jealousy over her sister Kourtney Kardashian’s new baby and Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to Lamar Odom has finally gotten the better of her and she has convinced Reggie to propose.
Kim told a radio hose that Reggie said he would marry her ass but this will only happen if The New Orleans Saints win the Super Bowl, the only way she could get Reggie to agree to marry her is for him to win? And they said romance was dead.
I hope the bosses at the Saints are going to be making sure Reggie Bush doesn’t start throwing games so he can escape this wedding pact, then again they probably would rather lose the Super Bowl than have to deal with the Kardashian family every game.
I can already hear the reality show cameras for E! start rolling and Kris Kardashian to be organizing every endorsement possible so the wedding is free.
source: Kim Kardashian to Wed if Saints Win Super Bowl [Allie Is Wired]
TGIF! And to celebrate we have some of the funniest celebrity quotes this week. For starters, we’ve got Conan O’Brien, Sandra Bullock’s revenge and Channing Tatum’s penis!
“Meryl [Streep]’s gonna win, and I’m gonna take her down. When she walks up there, you’re gonna see my heel come off, and I’m gonna be like, ‘Whoo [mimics throwing]!’ This heel is gonna take Meryl Streep. She’s gonna feel no pain after I fling that at her.”
– Sandra Bullock, planning her defense tactics if she loses the Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy or musical film this Sunday, on Tavis Smiley
“I could…leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hardcore porn.”
– Conan O’Brien, making light of his commitment to leave The Tonight Show if NBC moves it to a 12:05 a.m. timeslot to accommodate Jay Leno, during his nightly monologue
“I gained seven pounds of love weight.”
– Newlywed Khloe Kardashian, clarifying that she’s not pregnant, to “People”
“Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”
– Channing Tatum, rejoicing after his privates made a full recovery following a scalding incident on the set of his upcoming film The Eagle of the Ninth, to “Details”
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady. It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
– Jennifer Love Hewitt, giving a sneak preview of the advice offered in her new dating guide “The Day I Shot Cupid”, on “Lopez Tonight”
“I was telling him that last night, ‘If we ever broke up … the next guy is going to have a really hard time, because your body is so amazing!’”
– Kim Kardashian, speculating on who could follow in the very buff footsteps of current boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush, on the Dallas-based radio show Kidd Kraddick in the Morning
“What 15-year-old boy wouldn’t want girls chasing after them all day long?”
– Tween sensation Justin Bieber, enjoying his new heartthrob status, to “People”
“I’ll take the stretch marks. I’ll take the sagging boobs. I’ll take the cellulite I can never get rid of.”
– Jessica Alba, taking the bad with the good for the miracle of pregnancy, to “Self”
“I know music. I know entertainment. I know eyeliner.”
– Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, on “Fuse TV”
“I am like Mariah Carey f—-d up right now.”
– George Clooney, referencing the singer’s tipsy award show speech as he took to the podium at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards
This time, Kim and sister Khloe Kardashian put on their phone sex voices and are using sex to sell something different: QuickTrim diet pills.
Seriously, this looks like a commercial for one of those late night dating chatlines. Tell me I’m wrong. And they want to make it look like Khloe lost 800 tons of weight for this mess? Unbelievable.
With the end of the year and decade coming up you can expect every type of list imaginable popping up, but here is one that I thought was a bit fun and you better too because it took me forever to save all of these picutres! People have come up with what they think is the best photos of 2009. Take a look and tell us what you think.
SUPER HOOPER
She’s got moves! First Lady Michelle Obama displays her hula-hooping skills in Washington, D.C., during a Healthy Kids Fair on the White House lawn. More than 100 school children attended the October event, where Obama helped educate them about exercise and nutritious foods.
TOAST OF THE TOWN
Happy 2009! Reality-star sisters Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian party it up at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas, ringing in what would be one their biggest years with champagne, hundreds of revelers and near-matching sparkly party dresses.
TRAPEZE ARTIST Amy Winehouse is flying high during a trapeze lesson while continuing her extended vacation in St. Lucia in January, where she’s hung with a new man and even performed for guests in her hotel.
WALK THIS WAY Jessica Simpson struts her stuff onstage during Radio 99.9 Kiss Country’s annual Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., in January. The singer – in her now-infamous jeans – performed a mix of pop and country tunes before dashing off to Dallas for a rendezvous with then-boyfriend Tony Romo
THREE’S COMPANY Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry prove that girls rule at February’s Grammy Salute to Industry Icons honoring Clive Davis at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.
AYE AYE, SKIPPER
This is your captain speaking! John Mayer gets into the nautical spirit – and shows a lot of leg while doing it! – aboard the Mayercraft Carrier 2, his four-day spring music cruise to Mexico. The singer posted on Twitter about his plans to don his thong “mankini,” which he wore on last year’s voyage.
MAD FOR PLAID
Nice legs! Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick struts his stuff on the runway in a traditional Scottish kilt during March’s Dressed to Kilt fashion show at New York City’s M2 Ultra Lounge. The event, which paid tribute to all things Scottish, was hosted by famous Scotsman Sir Sean Connery.
SEEING DOUBLE
She has her own mini-me! Katy Perry celebrates the launch of her new music video, “Waking Up in Vegas,” with a look-alike admirer – and now ex-boyfriend Travis McCoy (not pictured) – during a spring bash at Mr. West in New York.
SHINE ON
Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson gets pulses racing – in the daylight! – during a photo call at the Magestic Pier for the Cannes International Film Festival in May.
SPLISH SPLASH Kate Gosselin shows off her summer tan in a black bikini in North Carolina, where she’d been vacationing with her eight children and filming scenes for her TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8.
SEXY SPARKLERS
Dance queen Lady Gaga gets something off her chest – literally! – at June’s MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. The edgy singer – who performed her hits “LoveGame” and “Poker Face” – was joined by Kelly Clarkson, the Black Eyed Peas and hosts the Jonas Brothers.
CAMEL LOT
Need a lift? Paris Hilton trades Cadillacs for camels, traveling in style during a summer visit to Dubai. The heiress traveled to the Persian Gulf to film a new installment of her reality series, Paris Hilton’s Dubai BFF.
ANIMAL INSTINCT
And the flamboyant stunts continue! Brüno, a.k.a. Sacha Baron Cohen, indulges his wild side in June, donning a furry bull costume at the Spanish premiere of his film at Madrid’a Las Ventas building.
MANNING UP
Dude looks like a lady – and it is! Mariah Carey plays dress-up, sporting two manly looks (one looking suspiciously similar to Eminem) while shooting her “Obsessed” music video in June outside New York’s Plaza Hotel
JUMP ON IT
Don’t mess with The Piven! The Entourage actor launches his assault against WWE star John Cena while guest-hosting Monday Night Raw at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, Conn. Piven was at the event to promote his upcoming film, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard, which hit theaters Aug. 14.
MAN HUNT
Look who’s on the prowl! Zac Efron gets ready to make his move – and bares his ripped abs! – while on the Burnaby, British Columbia, set of The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud in August.
TOTALLY ‘80S
Are they headed to a Madonna concert? Costars Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall are the picture of ’80s chic in September while filming the sequel to Sex and the City in Manhattan.
GOT CRAVINGS?
All she needs is the ice cream! Kendra Wilkinson enjoys a Girls Next Door reunion – and a salty snack – during her September baby shower, thrown by pals Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt (not pictured) at a private residence outside of Los Angeles.
DOUBLED UP
Actress-designers Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen serve up some seriously stylish cocktails at Bergdorf Goodman during September’s Fashion’s Night Out in N.Y.C.
VISIONARY LOOK
Wanna pucker up to this look? A fashion-savvy Rihanna does as she rocks one stylish pair of shades at Intermix’s Fashion’s Night Out celebration in New York City. The bash was part of a worldwide initiative to celebrate fashion and restore consumer confidence.
IN THE BUFF
Think he’d win a wet T-shirt contest? Absolutely! New Moon hottie Taylor Lautner is soaked to the skin – and bares his buff biceps! – during an October photo shoot in Malibu.
PICTURE PERFECT
She’s got your smile! Doting dad Tom Cruise savors a sweet – and smiley! – moment with his 3-year-old daughter Suri, during a fall outing to the Charles River basin in Cambridge, Mass.
CHEERING SQUAD Kate Hudson and her father Kurt Russell cheer for the New York Yankees in early November as her baseball player beau Alex Rodriguez helps his team win their 27th World Series title.
TASTY DELIGHT Gerard Butler certainly has a taste for Katherine Heigl as the costars get cheeky at the Los Angeles premiere of The Ugly Truth. The romantic comedy about a love-challenged TV producer (Heigl) and a sexist correspondent (Butler) opened July 24.
FACE TIME
Who are those masked beachgoers? As the death toll from swine flu mounts in April, newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt practice safety first, sporting protective masks for a trip to the beach while on a “pre-honeymoon” in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Thoughts? Do you agree with all of these photos or is there some that should have been on the list?
Dominique Swain, a PETA spokeswoman who once did a nude ad condemning the wearing of fur, was caught dropping eight unvaccinated puppies off at an animal shelter.
The 29 year old actress showed up at a Malibu shelter this weekend, bearing a box filled with eight-week-old cuteness. According to a witness, she said that she could not afford the vaccinations as she unloaded the helpless puppies from her BMW.
According to a witness via Fox News,
“She was really rude. Eventually she said she would make a small donation, but just left the pups there and drove off.”
Dominique Swain posed at 21 for a racy PETA ad (which I have kindly supplied below), and stated,
“If all I have to do is stand in front of a blackboard naked to make people think about the cruelty that animals go through to make a fur coat, I’m perfectly willing.”
I guess the douchebag doesn’t consider the fact that the shelter will most likely euthanize those eight babies cruel?
Oh well, below the fold is Dominique Swain’s PETA ad (the only thing I’ve ever seen her do that was useful), and several other PETA ads I dug up just because I love you guys.
