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Alec Baldwin Running for Governor of California

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Alec Baldwin as the governor? Not even a movie could I believe this. Yet Alec would like your vote for governor of California. Scarey huh? Alec has diarrhea of the mouth and would probably start a war with Canada or Mexico. If he can go off on a little girl that he claims to love the rest of us had better look out.

“There are other things I want to do besides acting” he tells Morley Safer on “60 Minutes” this Sunday. “In a matter of weeks, I’m going to be 50.” Baldwin was thinking of running for governor two years ago. Just before he went nut-so and left a voice mail for his daughter Ireland, then 11, calling her “a rude, thoughtless little pig.”

When asked if he wanted a chance to apologize for calling Kim Basinger’s lawyer, Judy Bogen, a “300-pound homunculus with a face like a clenched fist,” Baldwin replied, “I was being kind, Morley.”

In the past, Baldwin has done nothing to hide his brand of politics. He has called the vice president Dick Cheney a terrorist, then said he wasn’t a terrorist but rather “a lying, thieving oil whore and murderer of the U.S. Constitution.” Wasn’t Alec the one who said he would move to Canada if George W. Bush was elected President? Guess he couldn’t find a flight!

source: Alec Baldwin Coming to an Election Near You? [CitizenSugar]; Political Office In Alec Baldwin’s Future? [cbs news]

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Julia Roberts is Queen of the Hollywood Hookers

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Remember the days when Julia Roberts a happy-go-lucky hooker with a heart of gold? Yes, Pretty Woman. Those were the good days. Then she landed a few woman with a heart of gold movies and went all A-list snob on us.

Regardless of her current smug status she made turning tricks look like a Cinderella story. Nothing better than some hot chocolate and your favorite whore turned princess with amazing hair to take the sting out of your Sunday. Julia landed number one in a poll of Hollywood’s favorite hookers.

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Jennifer Jason Leigh’s performance in Last Exit to Brooklyn followed in the silver position. Her cotton candy hair probably did her in. That and her whore name is Tralala.

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Birthday present to Christian Slater in True Romance, Patricia Arquette, took third place. Equally bad hooker name…Alabama. Dermot Mulroney should have taken first place for having to share the screen with Debra Messing. He ended up in fourth place for The Wedding Date. Now in L.A. Confidential, Kim Basinger pulls a Veronica Lake and that alone earned her a fifth place in the poll and an Oscar.

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Hooker Oscars are a dime a dozen these days. I think I have a couple being used as paper weights and paper towel holders.

Source: Tricks of the Trade: 25 Hollywood Hookers [EW]

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Ashley Olsen Lands An Acting Gig

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With her sister Mary-Kate landing a role on the kickass show of Weeds, I was wondering when Ashley Olsen would get her own acting gig. Ashley has scored a role in “The Informers” starring Billy Bob Thornton and Kim Basinger. Reuters gives us the permise of the film:

quote-picSet in 1980s Los Angeles, the script follows seven stories taking course during a week in the life of a movie executive, his wife, his mistress, a rock star, a vampire and a kidnapper. Thornton will play the movie executive, and Basinger his wife. Superman star Brandon Routh has been cast as the vampire, while Ashley Olsen will play a sexually promiscuous girl.

That’s all the role is described as: sexually promiscuous? I bet she could find a lot of inspiration for her character just by being around some of those Hollywood girls I love to write about so much.

Source: “Ashley Olsen lands provocative role” [The Superficial]
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Alec Baldwin Doesn’t Want You to Watch His Movie

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According to IMDB,

quote-pic“Alec Baldwin is begging fans to boycott a movie he made six years ago that has been re-edited, re-named and is being released. Baldwin directed, produced and acted in The Devil And Daniel Webster in 2001. Despite a cast including Anthony Hopkins, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Dan Aykroyd, the movie was dismissed by studio bosses and was never released. The film has been re-edited, renamed Shortcut To Happiness, and Baldwin’s name has been removed from the directing credits - replaced by pseudonym Harry Kirkpatrick. It will be released in six cities in the U.S. on July 13.

And Baldwin is advising fans not to watch the film - describing it as unrecognizable. A friend tells PageSix, “Alec doesn’t recommend unrecognizable films to his fans. This is not an Alec Baldwin film. He’s in the movie but he has nothing to do with it. His name was taken off as producer and director six years ago, but he couldn’t get it taken off as an actor.”

Wow, this sounds like a really nice way of saying everything about my movie sucks. I bet Kim Basinger is loving this one.

Source: imdb

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Kim Basinger Says Alec Baldwin ‘Unstable’

Kim Basinger says her ex-husband Alec Baldwin is “unstable and irrational.”

quote-pic Kim Basinger denied leaking Alec Baldwin’s angry voicemail to their daughter and called on her ex-husband to “finally address his unstable and irrational behavior,” according to a statement from her rep.

“Everybody is always asking why this custody battle has been going on for so many years and now they have the answer,” says the statement, released Monday. “The issue is not about Kim or the alleged alienation that Alec constantly refers to. It is about his ongoing aggressive behavior.”

The rep says Basinger “did not release the voicemail,” but adds the message “was not sealed under a court order.” Baldwin’s attorneys had claimed the voicemail was in fact kept in a sealed court file, and leaked by Basinger’s side.

Ah, the lifestyles of the rich and famous.

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Eva Green, New Bond Girl, No Problem with Nudity

Clothes Off For New Bond Girl, Eva Green

The new James Bond, Daniel Craig, is really in for a treat, because the producers of the “Casino Royale” have chosen quite a special type of Bond girl: the French beauty, Eva Green.

The 25-year-old French brunette showed the public everything in an erotic drama, “The Dreamers,” and had a very steamy sex scene with Orlando Bloom in “Kingdom of Heaven”, which needed serious editing (on account on being quite hot).

Nevertheless, Eva Green wasn’t Columbia’s first choice. She got her shot after more established stars like Angelina Jolie, Thandie Newton and Charlize Theron passed. And she reportedly had to overcome stiff competition from “Wicker Park” beauty Rose Byrne and Olivia Wilde from “The O.C.”

The Paris-born daughter of French actress Marlène Jobert and Walter Green, a Swedish dentist, Green joins a sexy sorority of former Bond girls such as Halle Berry, Kim Basinger and Teri Hatcher. Green said she gets more nervous doing interviews than taking off her clothes, which she did with relish in “The Dreamers” for Bernardo Bertolucci, who also directed the notorious “Last Tango in Paris.” Eva is quite comfortable with her body, and says that it’s somewhat of a natural gift for her. “I’m French and I’m lazy, which means I smoke and I don’t exercise,” she told the Calgary Sun last year. “This is the body I was given.”

MovieReporter.com has a photo montage from “Kingdom of Heaven,” including the image below.

You won’t have trouble finding more photos of her elsewhere.

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