John Mayer has done an interview in the new issue of Playboy Magazine, in it he dishes on his relationship with Jessica Simpson - who he says is wild in bed.
I don’t really know why he is giving an interview to Playboy because I don’t think he has anything to promote but on top of talking about dating Simpson, who he dated from 2006-2007, he is also dishing about Jennifer Aniston and his love for porn.
On his relationship with Jessica Simpson: “That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”
As for his relationship with Jennifer Aniston: “We just have a regard for each other’s feelings that is pretty intense. It’s been a deep relationship, and it’s no longer taking place at all. Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons? One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, “These are the new rules.” I’ll always be sorry that it didn’t last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.”
On loving porn: “When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.
On black women coming on to him: “I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”
We all know that John Mayer is a major douche bag but I can’t help but want to get drunk as hell with him and become best friends. Am I the only one? Also I always thought Jessica Simpson would be boring as hell in bed, I guess not.
source: John Mayer: Jessica Simpson Is “Sexual Napalm,” Jennifer Aniston Hates Twitter [Huffington Post]
There is some things that I just don’t need to know.. one of them is about Nicole Kidman trying some kinky shit in the bedroom, well she just told British GQ Magazine this.
42-year-old Kidman says that during her previous marriage to Tom Cruise and current marriage with Keith Urban she tried some hefty kinky fetish stuff.
She says “I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.”
I’m guessing the mundane bit was about Cruise because when she got asked about her current marriage she said “it’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.”
As for the breakup with Cruise she says she would take the details of her past marriage and divorce to the grave with her and before getting married again she burned all of her diaries because if you know whats going on in peoples heads then you will only find bad things.
Blah, only Nicole Kidman could make talking about kinky sex seem so boring.
Now here is some bits from the interview she gave, in it she talks about how she upset teachers at her performing arts course in Cincinnati, after they found out she had persuaded some female students to pose completely nude for her.
She says, “I made the mistake of talking a couple of girls into doing a nude photo shoot with my little school camera. I got into so much trouble. They shut down the club.â€
As for a favorite pastime she has? “I love going to different sex shops and collecting the coolest handcuffs and naughtiest lingerie. That’s exciting for me.â€
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Sadly those photographs that Carmen Electra took haven’t leaked, yet, but you can enjoy the pictures from her Playboy spread.
Pete Wentz went on the Howard Stern radio show today and discussed how “amazing” his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and that “Texas girls are fun.”
Pete admits that before he went on the show, Ashlee warned him not to say anything “crummy” about her in the interview, he obviously didn’t listen to her as he went on to speak about the first time they had sex.
He said after finally getting Ashlee to have sex with him, “it was the single best sexual encounter I’ve ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, ‘Oh my God, you’re banging the girl of your dreams and you’re watching it right now.’ ”
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Other facts we learned during the interview:
- Ashlee doesn’t like going to strip clubs but she loves giving him lap dances, “she gives a mean lap dance. She wears thongs and “sexy clothes,”
- He never fantasizes about Jessica Simpson, but he probably would have thoughts about having a threesome with the sisters, “twenty years back.”
- Ashlee makes more money than him and they have a pre-nup because “you gotta do that now. I think anywhere two people are making money it’s stupid not to, no matter what your occupation is.”
- He said that since their baby has been born, Ashlee isn’t “ready down there” so they “do other fun stuff.”
I wonder what Papa Joe thinks about Pete Wentz going on radio and talking about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson.
OJ Simpson isn’t the only person going to the slammer, Boy George (real name George O’Dowd) will also be going to prison after he was found guilty of false imprisonment.
Late last month I posted that George was brought to court on charges of false imprisonment of male escort, Audun Carlsen, well today he was found guilty by a London jury.
To make the whole thing short, Carlsen accused George of handcuffing him up in his London home and then whipping him with chains.
George denied the charges against him but said Carlsen had hacked into his laptop and stolen/tampered with photographs on it. He admitted to handcuffing the escort to his bed while he “investigated” the laptop.
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Sentencing is scheduled for January 16, until then he is released on bail, the judge said some jail time was “probable” but he is unlikely to get the maximums sentence of life in prison.
Boy George locks up a male escort, whips him with chains and then gets told jail time is probable – what kind of punishment do you think he should get?
Remember last month I told you that Madonna had earned herself a cool £6.5m (almost $10 million), which was more than supermodel Kate Moss made in a whole year, for modeling Louis Vuitton handbags?
Well here are those ads and all you have to do to earn that amount of money is to pose with your legs open while holding the bags, well you also have to be Madonna of course.
Steven Meisel, who shot the photographs for her 1992 controversial book, “Sex” shot these promotional shots.
In other news, Alex Rodriguez has been seen in the front row of all the recent Madonna concerts.
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I myself think the photoshop team should be getting the most credit for these shots, the fact you can’t see Madonna‘s bulging veins in these shots is amazing.
Lets take some time to catch up on Amy Winehouse, last time I posted on her was a week and a half ago, which in Winehouse world is a long time, since then she has been having sex in a hospital, drugs and drink binges etc.
A quick recap on that post, Amy and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil were getting divorced because he had been having an affair with German model Sophie Schandorff.
Well since then, Amy was rushed back to hospital for the umpteenth time after going on a drink and drugs binge because she and Blake had a blazing argument, she reportedly had a seizure … like everytime she is in the hospital.
Well yesterday it was announced that Blake was going back to jail after he failed a drug test at the rehab he was staying in, he could now end up being in jail until 2010.
After finding out he was going back he “did a runner. He turned up in hospital (where she is staying) and hell broke loose — everyone was totally shocked. He was asking Amy to forgive him. As he was going back inside anyway he felt he didn’t have much to lose.â€
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Now there is reports that the pair had an hour long sex session as a way to say their “goodbyes” in the hospital bedroom she was staying in, after that Blake turned himself into the cops.
The life of Amy Winehouse is always exciting isn’t it? She goes to hospital after going on a drink and drug binge and then ends up having sex with her (soon to be ex?) husband Blake Fielder-Civil.
Boy George (from Culture Club) was brought to court today on charges of false imprisonment of Audun Carlsen.
Carlsen, told the courts how the singer, whose real name is George O’Dowd, pinned him to the floor of his bedroom, beat him up, swore at him, then handcuffed him to a hook next to his bed.
What happened was the pair met through the gay dating website, Gaydar, and after several bizarre emails Carlsen agreed to meet up and let George pay him £300 to pose for pornographic pictures at his home in Shoreditch.
Carlsen left after they both took cocaine and George accused him of “tampering with his computer,” but a couple of months later he returned for a second photoshoot at midnight. Carlsen says that after the photoshoot while he sat in his boxers and shoes, George went into his bedroom and then called him in, where there was another man waiting.
He says, “as soon as I got eye contact they were both jumping on me. They held me down and beat me.
George was holding and slapping me and beating and punching me and screaming things. He was slapping my chest and my face. He was screaming things like, ‘now you’re gonna get what you deserve.’
I was dragged on the floor towards the bedroom and they handcuffed my right hand. He was screaming things at me.”
Geoerge then brought out a box full of sex toys and metal chains, but Carlsen managed to unscrew his handcuffs, however while trying to escape through the door, the singer hit him with the chains causing bruising and a lot of blood. It was 6am at this time when a local newsagent heard the screams and then called the police.
The best part of the trial so far has to be when prosecutor Heather Norton said George had wanted to check if he was the person who had tampered with his computer, but she then turned to the jury and asked “did he really have to hurt him?” Obviously a reference to their song (above), Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?
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George admits to handcuffing Carlsen, but denies one count of false imprisonment, the trial is expected to continue tomorrow.
I wonder what type of punishment Boy George will get for chaining someone up and then beating him with the chains?
Marriage gets little respect on network TV shows that instead revel in the pleasures of extramarital and even kinky sex, according to a study released Tuesday.
The study by the Parents Television Council includes a strongly worded condemnation of prime-time TV, contending it “seems to be actively seeking to undermine marriage by consistently painting it in a negative light.”
Even more troubling, according to the watchdog group, is what it characterized as TV’s recent obsession with what it termed “outre” or bizarre behavior, including partner swapping and pedophilia.
As for references to pornography, sex toys and “kinky” behavior, those are now common on TV, the report said. Visual references to practices such as voyeurism and sadomasochistic sex outnumbered married-sex references by a ratio approaching 3 to 1.
The effect on young viewers is dire, the Parents Television Council contends.
Behavior that once was seen as “fringe, immoral or socially destructive have been given the imprimatur of acceptability by the television industry” and children are absorbing or even imitating it, the report contends.
Parents don’t necessarily have the tools to identify programs they may want to block via the V-chip, according to the study: It says designations such as “S,” signaling sexual content, were applied inconsistently and inaccurately.
ABC, CBS, CW, Fox and NBC, the networks in the study, all declined comment. Seems odd, how offended the FCC was by Janet Jackson’s boob.
source: Study: Network TV likes sex, but not in marriage [associated press]
