You know when you’re watching a movie and there’s a passionate kiss in the film and you imagine the actors being an incredible kisser? Well maybe you don’t do that but I do sometimes, but anyway they aren’t all good kissers according to Hollywood Life. They’ve come up with 8 actors who are the worst kissers in Hollywood.
Robert Pattinson
Believe it or not, R-Patz isn’t the perfect kisser he appears to be. Closeness is good, but there is such a thing as TOO close. “My nose is running all over the place … and Reese had this wig on, and literally, I was wiping my nose on her wig,” he told MTV about his love scene with Reese Witherspoon in Water For Elephants.
Angelina Jolie
Angie’s Wanted co-star James McAvoy described kissing her as “awkward, sweaty and not very nice.”
Emma Watson
Hogwarts’ most fashion-forward student could apparently use a few lessons in the art of the smooch. Her Harry Potter co-star Rupert Grint compared her aggressive technique to that of an “animal.”
Orlando Bloom
When asked which of her Pirates of the Caribbean co-stars was a better kisser, Keira Knightley answered, “Johnny Depp certainly wasn’t bad.” Poor Orlando!
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leo may have been irresistible to Kate Winslet in Titanic, but his magic mouth apparently doesn’t work as well on land. “I think Leonardo is a nice guy, but I wouldn’t want him as a lover,” said Virginie Leydoyen, Leo’s co-star in The Beach. “I can’t really remember his kiss.”
Victoria Beckham
The late Corey Haim once admitted that ex-girlfriend Victoria “does this little grr gnaw thing,” which he likened to “a girl gnawing on your lip.”
Matt Lanter
While we have a feeling she may have been kidding, AnnaLynne McCord had less-than-kind things to say about locking lips with her 90210 co-star: ”[Matt] actually is a really bad kisser, so it kind of sucks.”
Jason Segel
He may have landed Kristen Bell AND Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Jason’s How I Met Your Mother co-star Alyson Hannigan wasn’t as big a fan of his — at least not at first. “[Alyson] told me she would not do any romantic scenes with me as long as I was smoking,” Jason said in an interview. (Smoker’s breath? Gross!)
Kristen Bell is engaged to Dax Shepard and Shepard, 35, proposed to her over the holidays.
Bell was not among the nominees at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards, but she may be one of the proudest stars who came to the event that night. Hitting the red carpet of the show on Sunday, January 31, the actress has shown off a new sparkle on her engagement finger.
Her representative later confirmed to Us Magazine that the 29-year-old beauty has been engaged to Dax Shepard. A source then added that the actor proposed to her over the holidays. Unfortunately, Shepard was not seen accompanying Bell at the event while the engagement ring was not captured by the photographers’ cameras.
Kristen Bell first dated Dax Shepard in December 2007 after ending her five-year relationship with former fiance Kevin Mann. The “When in Rome” co-stars later made their public appearance as a couple in January 2008.
Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got the best celebrity quotes of the week! This week’s top quotes include Katy Perry’s snappy reply on “American Idol”, Josh Duhamel’s wife stalking and Mariah Carey’s porn joke. Enjoy!
“Nick, come on, you know you look at porn. Tonight when me and my husband look at porn, I already know it’s gonna be a humdinger!”
– Mariah Carey, pretending to be “Debbie from Long Island,” prank calling husband Nick Cannon’s radio show, Rollin’ With Nick Cannon on 92.3 NOW FM
“I might just be way too boring to ever be a really great actress.”
– Jessica Biel, to “Vogue”
“I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover…He’s amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.”
– Ke$ha, revealing her secret crush on Zach Galifianakis to The Morning Mash Up on SIRIUS XM Radio
“I think it’s just the way I grew up, like my grandma did it, my mom did it. It’s like a very natural thing to put the jellies in your purse. I’ll bring Ziploc bags on a trip and fill it with the hotel shampoos. I haven’t paid for soap in three years so you tell me who’s doing it right.”
– Kristen Bell, revealing her family’s frugal traditions, on “Lopez Tonight”
“I gave her an iPod. And when the naughty scenes came on, I pressed ‘play’ and covered her eyes.”
– Ryan Gosling, explaining how his mom watched his new movie “Blue Valentine” at the Sundance Film Festival, to MTV
“This is not a Lifetime movie, sweetheart.”
– “American Idol” guest judge Katy Perry, clashing with fellow judge Kara Dioguardi during the show’s L.A. tryouts
“I decided to get a tattoo because it was the most shocking thing I could think of doing. Now I’m utterly disgusted and shocked because it’s become completely mainstream, which is unacceptable to me.”
– Helen Mirren, on “Good Morning America”
“Honestly, I think some of my family members of a certain generation were more skittish about me playing a gay character on Six Feet Under than watching me play a killer.”
– “Dexter” star Michael C. Hall, on his family being okay with him playing a serial killer, to “Parade” magazine
“You can’t be Mick and Keith. You can’t be the one on drugs and the one in control.”
– Courtney Love, equating her failed solo music effort to the Rolling Stones, to “Dazed and Confused” magazine
“That’s how I got my wife. I literally stalked her for weeks until she said yes. They say it’s not stalking if she says yes.”
– Josh Duhamel, sharing how he romanced Fergie, to “Parade” magazine
To wrap up the week, we have the top ten of the best celebrity quotes of the week. Included are quips from Jimmy Kimmel, Whitney Houston, and Wendy Williams.
Let the games begin!
The first is my favorite and was used all over the internet this week, because we all feel that Lindsay Lohan is aging so quickly.
“You need moisturizer and help. You are the oldest young women I’ve ever seen.”
– Wendy Williams, commenting on Lindsay Lohan’s appearance next to Donatella Versace, on her talk show
“I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean I’m necessarily sleeping with them.”
– Adam Lambert, on smooching a female model for a photo spread in “Details”
“I want to hate Megan Fox more than anything. We all do. But I read a bunch of her quotes, and she’s witty and smart and carefree. I thought, ‘This is the kind of girl I’d love to be friends with.’”
– Kristen Bell, on her change of heart about her fellow actress, to “Women’s Health”
“Fans ask me to growl for them, and I really don’t enjoy doing that. Please just wait for the movie.”
– New Moon’s hunky wolf Taylor Lautner, to “People”
“Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well…I shouldn’t have said that should I?”
– Amy Winehouse’s dad, Mitch, on his daughter’s well-being and her recent breast augmentation, to British TV show “This Morning”
“It sure was nice for the rest of us while it lasted – we got a little more of the consumer money. Now Garth’s going to come back and eat it all up, and I’ll have to get a real job again. Thanks a lot, Garth!”
– Country star Trace Adkins, on Garth Brooks’ return to the stage after a nine-year hiatus
“I sang myself out of my clothes.”
– Whitney Houston, joking about a wardrobe malfunction while taping a singing segment for the British reality show “The X Factor”
“This team has more limited partners than Paris Hilton.”
– Jimmy Kimmel, joking on his late show about the news that that Fergie was approved to join fellow celebs like Marc Anthony, J. Lo and the Williams sisters, who are part owners of the Miami Dolphins
“I don’t think it’s going to be called ‘Pomegranate’ or ‘Atlanta.’”
– Top Chef’s mom-to-be Padma Lakshmi, on how she’s bucking the creative celebrity baby name trend
“I gained weight during the last pregnancy. When she told me she as pregnant again, I was like, ‘I’m just getting back in shape!’”
– Joel Madden, on his fear of putting on sympathy pounds during girlfriend Nicole Richie’s second pregnancy
Here is yet another sexy list, this time it’s the readers of FHM Magazine (not to be confused with the FHM UK sexiest 100) who voted for the sexiest woman of 2009, here is a list from numbers 100-50.
100 – Rachel Ray
99 – Odette Yustman
98 – Whitney Port
97 – Moon Bloodgood (pictured above)
96 – Miranda Kerr
95 – Tricia Helfer
94 – Isla Fisher
93 – Emma Stone
92 – Leighton Meester
91 – Emmanuelle Chriqui
90 – Kristen Stewart
89 – Adrianna Costa
88 – Abbey Clancy
87 – Cheryl Cole
86 – Rachel Bilson
85 – Kristen Bell
84 – Olga Kurylenko
83 – Maria Sharapova (pictured above)
82 – Heidi Klum
81 – Carlee Ranger
80 – Evangeline Lilly
Like promised in the last post, here is numbers 49-1 hottest women as voted by AskMen.com readers and staff, same drill as last time .. some will have pictures and some wont, check the thumbnails after the jump below to see more pictures.
49. Karolina Kurkova:
48. Katrina Kaif
47. Carrie Underwood
46. Miranda Kerr
45. Eva Longoria
44. Sara Carone
43. Zoe Saldana
42. Angelina Jolie:
41. Hayden Panettiere
40. Odette Yustman
39. Stacy Kiebler
38. Katy Perry
37. Layla Kayleigh
36. Summer Glau
35. Christina Aguilera
34. Bar Refaeli:
33. Denise Milani
32. Misa Campo
31. Isla Fisher
30. Olga Kurylenko
29. Keira Knightley
28. Gisele Bundchen
27. Mila Kunis:
Well there you have it, I myself think Eva Mendes is good enough to be number one. What are your thoughts on it? Don’t forget to see more pictures after the jump.
People are apparently buzzing about the celebrity quotes of the week, so who am I to argue?
“The Wentz family, our Christmas card just got upgraded!” – Pete Wentz, on new wife Ashlee’s decision to change her last name to his, to PEOPLE
“Pole dancing really isn’t as easy as it looks.” – Carmen Electra, who is releasing her own line of stripper poles, to PEOPLE
“I think he’s 1 percent water and 99 percent talent.” – Mike Myers, describing his The Love Guru costar Justin Timberlake, to PEOPLE
“It’s amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.” – American Idol David Cook, on being a “cougar” magnet, to Today’s Meredith Vieira
“I don’t really like to respond to things I read about myself in the press but, for the record, I was not thrown off anybody’s yacht in Cannes.” – Singer Lily Allen, dismissing rumors of rowdy behavior via her MySpace page
“Can we get the ranch?” – Ellen DeGeneres, asking newlywed Jenna (Bush) Hager if she could have the same no-fly zone wedding location
“I’m about two months pregnant right now and we’re getting married on August 8th of 2008.” – Reality star Kim Kardashian, fooling with reporters (and her boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush), at the Hampton Bays nightclub Whitehouse
“I would start by eating an entire box of Fruity Pebbles out of it. Then I’d take an afternoon sponge bath in it. Then I’d retro fit it with handles and make it into a Stanley Cup handbag.” – Detroit Red Wings’ hockey fan Kristen Bell, on what she’d do with the Stanley Cup championship trophy if she had possession of it for a day, to NHL.com
“A little whipping every now and then, Harrison?” – Regis Philbin, asking Harrison Ford if he ever took home the Indiana Jones whip, on Live with Regis and Kelly
“That’s cheap. Everyone’s kissed George Clooney.” – Madonna, after auctioning off her Chanel purse for more than $471,000 – that’s $171,000 more than a kiss from Clooney fetched – at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS benefit in Cannes
This is purely for all those pervs out there. We love you. But if you are seeking some genuine news and the Kristen Bell sex scene is of little interest…we still love you too.
The movie featuring Kristin Bell, hottie from Heroes, Forgetting Sarah Marshall is premiering to positive reviews.
“Despite minor kinks, “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” will be a box office hit that will have audiences rolling on the floor in laughter.â€
Bell is also in talks to rejoin the Heroes cast for next season. Rob Thomas is also reportedly talking her into taking part in the 90210 remake.
If I had a rolled up newspaper I would chase him around yelling…“Stop it Rob Thomas. Bad, bad idea. No. No 90210!
Source: Kristen Bell’s Funny / Freaky Sex Scene [Egotastic]