Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson Smoking a Little Weed – City Rag
Hayden Panettiere Likes Old Dudes – Ninja Dude
David Hasselhoff Relapses, Twice in Three Days – Celebrity Smack
Mischa Barton Going Back to Modeling – Drunken Stepfather
Tyra Banks Denies Saying, “Britney Kill Yourself” – Hollywood Rag
Beyonce Threatens Us with a Nipple – Egotastic
As Predicted, Jessica Simpson Went Straight to DVD – IDLYITW
Fans Still Confused – Hannah Montana Isn’t Real – In Case You Didn’t Know
Hilary Swank is a Chicken Shit – A Socialites Life
Mischa Barton Impersonates Lindsay Lohan – Dlisted
Did Britney Spears Elope? – Popbytes
Mischa Barton Inside Maxim – Pop On The Pop
Ana Carolina da Fonseca and the Case of the Missing Boob – The Bastardly
You Can See Right Through Marisa Tomei‘s Shorts – Celeb News Wire
Kristen Bell Rubs Her Nipples – Egotastic
Cameron Diaz Climbing a Ladder in a Short Skirt – Popoholic
Ashlee Simpson Has a New Song – Hollywood Tuna
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the Couple of the Year – Just Jared
Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon Get Own Reality Show – Celebslam
The Best of 2007 – Buzznet
Jessica Simpson is the Breaking Beauty – Breaking News USA
Janet Jackson NEW Single, ‘Feedback’ – FIRST LISTEN! – Allie is Wired
Popularity: 5% [?]
Hilary Duff Has Boogers for Dinner – Ninja Dude
Hollywood Celebrities Become Art – City Rag
Beyonce Suffers a Crotch Shot – [nsfw] Drunken Stepfather
Ashanti’s Little Sister Shi Shi Needs Some Pants – Celebrity Smack
Will Smith on All Fours – Dlisted
WIN, WIN, WIN – Gorillaz Merchandise – Popbytes
Spike TV Hosts the Best Looking Award Shows – Fatback and Collards
Who has the bigger mouth…Juliette Lewis or Pink? – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Leo DiCaprio‘s Goatee is All Sorts of Wack – Popsugar
Pamela Anderson‘s Curtain Comes Down – Hollywood Rag
Mary Louise Parker is Back with Her Ex – A Socialites Life
Ricky Martin is Gay – Bricks and Stones
Paris Hilton Gets Punchy – Celeb News Wire
Jenna Jameson Has a Flat Stomach – The Bastardly
David Beckham is Really THAT Big – Pop On The Pop
Kristen Bell is Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini – Egotastic
Pamela Anderson High on Coke – Celebslam
Fergie is Home for the Holidays – Just Jared
Vivid Video Sues Porn Youtube – Breaking News USA
Janice Dickinson Calls Tyra Banks Fat – Allie is Wired
Popularity: 4% [?]
Who doesn’t love gorgeous women? Every magazine and Web site rounds up their list of Most Sexy This and Hottest That. Who’s got time to read all of them?
Yet we here at Gone Hollywood don’t want you to miss out on any hot celebrity chicks, so we have rounded up all the ladies that make up the elite of celebrity hotness.
Hottest Chick on TV- Kristen Bell
I love Veronica Mars. So Kristen Bell on Heroes is like candy. She looks like the type of girl who would tie you up and make you squeal…in a good way.
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Hottest Lesbian Chick – Portia de Rossi
At first I thought Portia was guilty of the utmost crime of snobbery. You remember her days on Ally McBeal. She would strut around with long hair like she was Lady Lovely Locks and look pretentious. But now that she is openly dating Ellen Degeneres I can’t tell you how hypocritical I have become. I mean “Arrested Development†was pure gold.
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Hottest Actress That is Actually Talented- Keira Knightley
How could you not love Keira. She swears like a sailor on shore leave and doesn’t have any shame. Keira is someone you could drink with and she would be racking up pints faster than you can say pirate hooker.
“Apparently on the Internet I’m a sexy beanpole, tomboy beanpole.”
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Hottest Goth Chick- Rose McGowan
Rose McGowan is one saucy kitten. She is one of those girls who will bust out freaky toys that make you nervous, but always wanted to try. Plus I have three words for you. Machine gun leg.
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Hottest Young Hot Hollywood Chick- Hayden Panettiere
The second of the hot blondes on “Heroes†is Hayden. She is constantly bouncing around in a cheerleader skirt and is never without lip-gloss. Her character never dies and undergoes various grotesque accidents. Beauty and gore. It is like soft core porn and candy for a man.
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Hottest Underrated Babe- Salma Hayek
Salma has just been inducted into the MILF association and has projects around every corner. After fighting her way from Mexican soap opera status, she now ranks among the A-listers. Plus she has fantastic boobies.
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Overrated Babe- Cameron Diaz
She is thin, blonde and rich. We get it. But I fail to see the appeal in Cameron Diaz. In true form she is rather ditzy and lacks talent. This is one chic who make it on appearance alone.
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Hottest Mistress-Annabella Sciorra
Tony Soprano raked in a ton of tail. But her character, Gloria, was smart and sassy. Two very important factors when dealing with the mob.
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Hottest of the Richest- Sandra Bullock
She ranks 14th on the Forbes’ list of the rich and powerful women. Sandra Bullock has that girl next door quality and buckets of cash you could roll in. She is also the type of girl you can bring home to mom, hold a decent conversation with and will ride your Harley without complaining about wind blown hair.
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Most Desired- Queen Latifah
Before you gasp with fear of the voluptuous curves of the Queen, know that in a Yahoo Personals poll she came in third of the most desired single celebrities. Sure Jessica Alba was number one and Jennifer Anniston placed second. But Latifah placed third above Jessica Simpson and Maria Sharapova.
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UPDATE (Freddy): In the interest of completeness, here are some of the more notable omissions from Cara’s list. Sure, it takes the list beyond 10 and technically screws up the title. But it’s hot women, people, so get over it already. (And Queen Freakin’ Latifah? Please. No way I’d hit that.)
Sexiest Woman in the World – Jessica Alba. According to FHM, anyway. See FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World – 2007 for the other 99.
Sexiest Woman Alive – Charlize Theron. According to Esquire, she’s the sexiest woman on the planet for 2007.
Woman of the Year – Sarah Michelle Gellar The former Buffy star won the honor from Maxim magazine. For 2008!
Popularity: 8% [?]
Kristen Bell is So Desperate for Attention – A Socialites Life
Steve-O Smoking Weed Again – City Rag
Hayden Panettiere Shows Off Her Thong – Ninja Dude
Winona Ryder Has Sex with a Wooden Dummy – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Kate Walsh Looks Damn Good (and she’s 40!) – Fatback and Collards
Bartender in Cambodia Names Drink After Angelina Jolie – Celebrity Smack
Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles – Popbytes
Paris Hilton Wants Babies ASAP – Bumpshack
Lindsay Lohan Working on a New Album – I Don’t Like You in That Way
Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, Her Boyfriend is a Douche – Celebslam
Jake Gyllenhaal Boinked Reese in an Airplane Bathroom – Celeb News Wire
Nick Hogan Was Speeding at 100 Miles Per Hour – Bricks and Stones
Natalie Portman Sure is Pretty – Egotastic
Kristen Bell on Complex Magazine – Hollywood Tuna
Mischa Barton is Still Alive? – The Bastardly
The Staged PR Life of the Hilton‘s – Dlisted
Paris Hilton is Still a Pothead – Pop On The Pop
Victoria Beckham Furious Over David’s Flirtations – Breaking News USA
Josh Hartnett Takes Direction – Jezebel
Popularity: 3% [?]
