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The guys over at ManCouch have put together 5 of the hottest women of 2009 according to Google. How did they figure this? The used nothing but Google’s search algorithm . So lets get to it:
05: Brit Koth
Apparently she’s some reality TV star:
04: Eva Mendes
The world’s most annoying actress… although definitely beautiful:
03: Grace Park
Grace Park of BSG fame…
02: Mila Kunis
Mila’s had a big year… was Forgetting Sarah Marshall this year or last? Either way, this year she’s been blowing up.
01: Kristen Kreuk
She guest starred on Smallville and then starred in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li:
Why is Kristen #1 on Google’s Hottest Women of 2009? Only Google knows! But although 2009 wasn’t a huge year for her, she definitely qualifies as hot.
Slightly random but what do you think?
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So it was recently announced that Angelina Jolie would not be reprising her role as Lara Croft in the new Tomb Raider movie.
Of course as we all know, there is similarities between Angelina and Megan Fox (mainly they are both hot and kind of look a like) so that of course meant Megan’s name was thrown around to take over the role for Angelina.
This is not the case according to Megan who said “I haven’t been offered that. No one has even spoken to me about doing that yet. I think that’s a role that Angelina Jolie mastered, and I would never attempt to take that over from her.”
So now another two names are being thrown around, Summer Glau and Kristin Kreuk.
While both of these women are hot, I would rather stick my hand in the fire than see them playing Lara Croft.
Just like Megan Fox said, the movie is Angelina Jolie‘s so lets leave it alone shall we?
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Like promised, here is the continuation for FHM’s Sexiest 100 list off 2009. For numbers 100-50 check here.
49 – Amber Heard
48 – Mischa Barton
47 – Katherine Heigl
46 – Rachel McAdams
45 – Holly Valance
44 – Shakira (pictured above)
43 – Monica Bellucci
42 – Vanessa Hudgens
41 – Keira Knightley
40 – Hilary Duff
39 – Blake Lively
38 – Cameron Diaz
37 – Gisele Bundchen
36 – Carmen Electra (pictured above)
35 – Christina Aguilera
34 – Sienna Miller
33 РBeyonc̩ Knowles
32 – Jessica Simpson
31 – Kate Winslet
30 – Kim Kardashian
29 – Salma Hayek
28 – Charlize Theron
27 – Summer Glau
26 – Ali Larter
25 – Freida Pinto
24 – Anna Friel
23 – Kristin Kreuk
22 – Lindsay Lohan
21 – Mila Kunis (pictured above)
20 – Diora Baird
19 – Eva Mendes
18 – Hayden Panettiere
17 – Natalie Portman
16 – Kate Beckinsale
15 – Angelina Jolie
14 – Erica Durance (pictured above)
13 – The Veronicas
12 – Britney Spears
11 – Marisa Miller
10 – Katy Perry
09 – Anne Hathaway
08 – Heidi Montag
07 – Elisha Cuthbert
06 – Adriana Lima
05 – Madeline Zima
04 – Jessica Biel
03 – Scarlett Johansson
02 – Jessica Alba
01 – Megan Fox
Thoughts? For me it’s the same old list as every other one, just names thrown around a different way. Still, I would bang most of them.
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Well it’s that time of year when all the votes counted (over 10 million) from men and women in the world who vote for FHM UK’s Sexiest Woman In The World, here is the top 10 list - remember this is the UK version of FHM.
10. Freida Pinto
This year’s highest new entry, the Mumbai model made her film debut in Danny Boyle‘s Slumdog Millionaire last year and rocketed straight into number two on everyone’s list of favourite Indians (Sachin Tendulkar remains strong in first position, but she nudged Gandhi down to third, who can only expect to drop further if he continues his stubborn refusal to contemporise his image like Madonna does). Now BAFTA-nominated, the 24-year-old had previously been presenting a television travel show and appearing in Skoda adverts.
9.Anna Friel
Crashing back into the Top Ten, the 32-year-old star of massive US series Pushing Daisies could never have expected how far she would go after finding fame while lezzing off in scally misery fest Brookside. After a dalliance with a ménage à trois alongside Jonathan Rhys Meyers in The Tribe, Hollywood came calling. Anna is now starring in this summer’s big blockbuster Land Of The Lost alongside Will Ferrell.
8. Kristin Kreuk
Last year’s shock entry was Elisha Cuthbert, reaching the No.4 spot simply by dint of breathing. This year, another 26-year-old crashes into the Top Ten – again, it seems, solely on the basis of TV nostalgia. It can’t be Kristin’s role in Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li. Nope, us neither. So it must be her role as Superman’s girl in Smallville driving the votes. Or Superman himself, repeatedly pressing the “submit” button on FHM.com like a demented supersonic jackrabbit.
7. Elisha Cuthbert
She’s been beaten, kidnapped and shot at. Hell, she’s even been chased by a cougar. But you can’t keep a good girl down, so, come ‘Day Seven’, Kim Bauer’s back, pouting provocatively and running chestily. And, fantastically, 24 isn’t this coquettish, Top Ten stalwart Canadian’s only showcase. No, the 27-year-old also stars in The Six Wives Of Henry Lefay, a ‘comedy’ where she juggles six stepmothers at her father’s funeral. Hmmm, maybe you should stick to 24, or download The Girl Next Door – Elisha plays an ex-porn star.
6. Adriana Lima
Now entering her tenth year on the catwalk, Brazilian supermodel Lima is so perfect that her government uses her picture to make Brazilians not mind about all that City Of God stuff. A strict Catholic, she was believed to be the only 28-year-old virgin left on the planet until she married on Valentine’s Day this year. Lima volunteers in an orphanage in her home town where the small boys ask her for cuddles, look down her top and then high-five each other the second that her back’s turned.
5. Keeley Hazell
It’s a mystery of modern times that Keeley, despite consistently featuring in the 100 Sexiest’s Top Five, has never nabbed the top spot. Is it because she’s too nice? Has her green campaigning diluted the appeal of what is, without doubt, the UK’s most revered frontage? Or is she just in limbo? She’s overtaken David Beckham as the most Googled Brit in the US. The 22-year-old is taking drama and psychology classes. She’s started her own modelling agency. And she’s single. Our girl’s doing just fine.
4. Britney Spears
Like a slightly unhinged chameleon, Britney Spears can change her appearance at the drop of a hat. From schoolgirl to diva, through doting mother to… well, yes, there may have been a slight blip when she and K-Fed split, what with the hair shaving, bingeing and showing off the contents of her ‘purse’ to all and sundry. But Britney’s stormed back up the list and – after a rumoured £60,000 makeover – she’s looking, if not her best, then a pretty good approximation of what she once was.
3. Jessica Alba
Motherhood causes strange things to happen. Things like the Razzie-nominated The Love Guru. But, sprog dropped, it’s back to business as usual for our 2007 champ. After a guest appearance in the US version of The Office, she’ll be dusting down her leather chaps and gyrating her way back into nerdish hearts as Sin City 2‘s Nancy Callahan. But does she take her work home with her? “Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.” Shame. But at least you’ve got more in common than you thought.
2. Megan Fox
After a winning debut in last year’s competition, the fire’n'ice beauty has spent the year waltzing, clothes-free, around Simon Pegg in How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, playing a possessed cheerleader in the forthcoming Jennifer’s Body and generally making good boys want to be very, very bad: “I like the bad-boy types. The guy I’m attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar.” Well, he sounds like a cock to us.
1. Cheryl Cole
Nadine. Kimberley. Sarah. Nicola. The other members of Girls Aloud, in case you’ve forgotten. But it’s a forgivable slice of amnesia, given that 2008/09 has been all about Cheryl – never mind the bandmates. In the last 12 months, thanks to taking The X Factor by storm, the gorgeous Geordie has become Britain’s most wanted star. And it’s easy to see why. With her flawless skin, high cheekbones, wafer-thin waist, perfect pins and criminally underexposed cleavage, it’s like God himself decided her native Newcastle was looking a bit dowdy, and needed a beacon of angel-like beauty at its centre. Add a dirty laugh and ability to repel Simon Cowell, and it’s no wonder that the 25-year-old has usurped even the mighty Keeley Hazell as the UK’s sexiest female. She’s also been named Britain’s Best Dressed Woman by Tatler, won a Brit Award, graced the covers of FHM and Vogue, climbed Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief and claimed the title of Heat’s ‘most fanciable female’.
And now, she accepts perhaps the ultimate accolade for womankind: the wide-eyed, reverential acclaim of FHM’s readership. Such was the enormous surge in votes during the early weeks that, within a fortnight of the polls opening, she had an insurmountable lead. Seriously: at this rate of nationwide domination, it can only be a matter of time before the country converts en masse to a new religion: Cherylanity. We’re imagining black and white Toon Army monk habits, and prayers that end in “howay”. In fact, there may only be one question left: is she perfect? No, she has a flaw. His name’s Ashley. Just say the word, Cheryl. Just say the word.
And that’s that, I think Cheryl Cole definitely deserves the top spot. Thoughts?
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Several of my celebrity blogosphere brethren have noted that the hybrid CW network, formed by taking the best shows on UPN and WB, has almost certainly the hottest collection of women of any channel this side of Playboy. It’s a good observation worth exploring in depth.
Egotastic’s dubs it “The Hottest Damn Network on TV” and observed,
Alexis Bledel and Kristen Bell will be heating up Tuesday nights with The Gilmore Girls followed by Veronica Mars. Wednesday nights have Tyra Banks and the girls from America’s Next Top Model followed by One Tree Hill with Hilarie Burton, Sophia Bush, and Bethany Joy Galeotti (formerly Lenz). Thursdays is staying the same as it was on The WB with Kristen Kreuk, Alison Mack and Erica Durance on Smallville, followed by Supernatural, but I don’t watch that show because there are no hot girls on that one.
Sadly, Everwood got cut at the last minute to make room for 7th Heaven to return with Beverly Mitchell, so we’ll be saying goodbye to Emily Van Camp and Sarah Drew since they didn’t have a chance to go out for pilot season. Charmed also ended this year, so no more Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan, or Holly Marie Combs.
To illustrate his point, he has assembled 60 photos of these lovelies for your viewing pleasure.
Pink’s Trent is less effusive, noting only that, “The plan for the network is to take the hottest shows from UPN and the hottest shows from The WB and create a new network of the hottest shows. To me, The CW strikes me as The WB 2.0.”
CPG has its own gallery of CW hotties.
The CW is a really dumb name for a new network, but you can’t go wrong with loading your schedule with hot chicks. Damn these guys are smart! Some of the babes at the CW’s Upfront part includes “Veronica Mars†herself, Kristen Bell, “One Tree Hill’s†Sophia Bush, “Seventh Heavenâ€-ly body Beverly Mitchell, one-half of “The Gilmore Girls†Alexis Bledel, “Smallville’s†resident hotties Erica Durance, Kristin Kreuk, Allison Mack, and of course, America’s top model herself Tyra Banks, huge forehead and all.
We’ll see how the network fares. But I like their strategic vision.
Here are some photos:
     
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