Lindsay Lohan Won’t Stop Complaining

I can’t believe its been so long since we have posted about Lindsay Lohan , but now we have this Nylon Magazine photoshoot she has done.

Since our last post there has been a lot of bullshit in the life of Lohan, but then again when hasn’t there been? She has had an arrest warrant out on her, had huge fights with girlfriend Samantha Ronson and stuff like that.

Upon all of this bullshit, Lindsay has also been complaining non stop about her career (or lack of). She told Nylon that “it’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And have a house to pay for now.”

She also told the magazine that she has been wanting to star in Tim Burton‘s Alice in Wonderland which stars Johnny Depp and Anne Hathaway, but she says “that didn’t work out, “it is what it is. You’re not right for the part, and that’s it. I can take it, I’m a big girl.”

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She isn’t done complaining yet though, today she gave an interview with E! News in which yet again she said she is perfect, hates the paparazzi/press and blah blah blah.

On her relationship with Sam: “They need to stop saying we’re fighting. People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.”

On being clean: “I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”

On her future career: “I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, ake music, write books, etc. It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.”

The rest of the crap she said: “With everything that’s gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. No. 1 is perfect, and perfect is impossible. You have to make mistakes to learn so that you can grow up and live your life the right way. Things happen, and you have to move on, be strong and believe in yourself. It would be really nice if people would believe in me.”

Lindsay Lohan‘s quotes write the jokes for themselves, she is really delusional.

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Photo of the Day: Marge Simpson Shares a Lesbian Kiss

Marge Simpson, voiced by Julie Kavner, plants a smacker on her attractive pal in the living room of her family home in Springfield while husband Homer looks on.

But all is not what it seems – it transpires that the smooch is a figment of beer-swigging hubby Homer’s imagination.

The lardy mid-lifer had been panicking about the disasters that could befall his family after his insurance expires but soon started day-dreaming about his wife locking lips with another woman.

The episode – How The Test Was Won – aired in America last night but will be shown in the UK this Sunday on Sky1.

The show has been broaching lesbianism more over the last few years and revealed in 2005 that Marge’s disapproving older sister Patty was a closet lesbian, who consequently gets engaged to a female golf player Veronica.

Veronica was later discovered to be a man who disguised himself to get on the Ladies Professional Golfing Association tour and was promptly dumped by Patty when she found out.

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Aubrey O’Day ‘Out’ as a Lesbian

Former “Danity Kane” diva Aubrey O’Day wasn’t skilled enough for Diddy, but it seems she has become pretty skilled at sneaking her friends inside hot Hollywood parties.

Aubrey O’Day attended the Zen Green Tea Liqueur launch in Hollywood on Wednesday night, where she drank and danced the night away before suddenly pulling out a puppy from her purse. But little Ginger wasn’t the only date Aubrey brought to the bash, she was also accompanied by what we’re told is her girlfriend. Yes, girlfriend.

“That’s right,” a pal told Tarts. “Aubrey is out and proud.”

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According to other another partygoer, O’Day was heard happily telling pals about her new girl-on-girl romance. Earlier this week the “Hairspray” starlet showed up to SKY Group’s launch of the BlackBerry Pearl Flip at Highbar and later at NASCAR’s party at Marquee with a woman she introduced as her girlfriend.

Aubrey O’Day was also pap-snapped locking lips with New York socialite/heiress, Lydia Hearst back in August. Is this the new girlfriend?

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Photo of the Day: Samantha Ronson Checking Out Lindsay Lohan’s Rear End

On one of their many shopping trips, Samantha Ronson was caught totally checking out Lindsay Lohan‘s rear end. I wonder if Samantha has ever tried to “Google” her gal pal — she could see a lot more than that.

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Melissa Etheridge is Holding Her Taxes Hostage

Since Proposition 8 passed in California, Melissa Etheridge‘s marriage to Tammy Lynn Michaels isn’t really a marriage anymore in the legal sense.

Melissa wrote on The Daily Beast about her plan:

Okay. So Prop 8 passed. Alright, I get it. 51% of you think that I am a second class citizen. Alright then. So my wife, uh I mean, roommate? Girlfriend? Special lady friend? You are gonna have to help me here because I am not sure what to call her now. Anyways, she and I are not allowed the same right under the state constitution as any other citizen. Okay, so I am taking that to mean I do not have to pay my state taxes because I am not a full citizen. I mean that would just be wrong, to make someone pay taxes and not give them the same rights, sounds sort of like that taxation without representation thing from the history books.

Okay, cool I don’t mean to get too personal here but there is a lot I can do with the extra half a million dollars that I will be keeping instead of handing it over to the state of California. Oh, and I am sure Ellen will be a little excited to keep her bazillion bucks that she pays in taxes too. Wow, come to think of it, there are quite a few of us fortunate gay folks that will be having some extra cash this year. What recession? We’re gay! I am sure there will be a little box on the tax forms now single, married, divorced, gay, check here if you are gay, yeah, that’s not so bad. Of course all of the waiters and hairdressers and UPS workers and gym teachers and such, they won’t have to pay their taxes either.

Gay people are born everyday. You will never legislate that away.

Oh and too bad California, I know you were looking forward to the revenue from all of those extra marriages. I guess you will have to find some other way to get out of the budget trouble you are in.

…Really?

When did it become okay to legislate morality? I try to envision someone reading that legislation “eliminates the right” and then clicking yes. What goes through their mind? Was it the frightening commercial where the little girl comes home and says, “Hi mom, we learned about gays in class today” and then the mother gets that awful worried look and the scary music plays? Do they not know anyone who is gay? If they do, can they look them in the face and say “I believe you do not deserve the same rights as me”? Do they think that their children will never encounter a gay person? Do they think they will never have to explain the 20% of us who are gay and living and working side by side with all the citizens of California?

I got news for them, someday your child is going to come home and ask you what a gay person is. Gay people are born everyday. You will never legislate that away.

I know when I grew up gay was a bad word. Homo, lezzie, faggot, dyke. Ignorance and fear ruled the day. There were so many “thems” back then. The blacks, the poor … you know, “them”. Then there was the immigrants. “Them.” Now the them is me.

I tell myself to take a breath, okay take another one, one of the thems made it to the top. Obama has been elected president. This crazy fearful insanity will end soon. This great state and this great country of ours will finally come to the understanding that there is no “them”. We are one. We are united. What you do to someone else you do to yourself. That “judge not, lest ye yourself be judged” are truthful words and not Christian rhetoric.

Today the gay citizenry of this state will pick themselves up and dust themselves off and do what we have been doing for years. We will get back into it. We love this state, we love this country and we are not going to leave it. Even though we could be married in Mass. or Conn, Canada, Holland, Spain and a handful of other countries, this is our home. This is where we work and play and raise our families. We will not rest until we have the full rights of any other citizen. It is that simple, no fearful vote will ever stop us, that is not the American way.

Come to think of it, I should get a federal tax break too…

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AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 is Gay?

AnnaLynne McCord of the new Beverly Hills 90210 met a female friend for lunch at the Newsroom Cafe on Robertson Blvd. today.

It appeared to be just a girls day out until AnnaLynne passionately kissed her female companion on the mouth. Shortly after, she drew a sign for the photogs to see that called her lunch date the love of her life.

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Jodie Marsh Turns ‘Lesbian’

Jodie Marsh has revealed that she’s having a relationship with her female hairdresser, Nina.

The model went public with her romance last week during a night out in London, when they were snapped kissing.

The couple have known each other for 12 years, but Jodie, 29, only got together with Nina after she gave her a new shorter haircut.

‘I’ve had loads of shit men,’ she says. ‘I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you’re sick of hearing so much f***ing bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere.

‘Nina’s really sexy. She asked me out and we’ve been on a few dates. I think she’s a cool girl.

‘I love the way she kisses and she doesn’t f*** me about. I feel comfortable with her. Nina’s as sexy as any man.’

Jodie even admits she prefers women in adult movies.

‘If I’m going to watch porn, I’ll only watch girl on girl – 2 girls together turn me on.’

What others said:

• Dlisted says, “I think Jodie was misquoted when she said she’s had “loads of shit men.” She really meant that she’s been shit on by loads of men. Just wanted to clear that up.”

source: SHOCK! Jodie Marsh: I’m dating a woman [now magazine]

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Salma Hayek is Half Lesbian

Eamonn Holmes was left red-faced today after wrongly announcing Hollywood actress Salma Hayek was a lesbian on live television.

The 48-year-old presenter made the embarrassing gaffe while interviewing the Ugly Betty star on This Morning, which he hosts once a week with his partner Ruth Langsford.

The Belfast native was obviously struggling to understand Hayek’s Mexican accent and thought she had ‘come out’ when he misheard her describing her Lebanese background.

The Oscar-nominated actress, 42, was appearing on the ITV morning show to publicize her campaign to eradicate tetanus.

After introducing the film star, Holmes commented on her surname – which she inherited from her father Sami Hayek, who is Lebanese.

He said: ‘Hayek doesn’t sound very Mexican.’

As Hayek tried to explain that she was half Lebanese, Holmes put his foot in it when he asked: ‘You’re a lesbian?’

Fortunately, she saw the funny side and smiled politely before learning forward and saying ‘Lebanese’ slowly enough for Holmes to understand.

A sheepish Holmes replied: ‘Oh sorry, i thought you were half lesbian. Forgive me.’

Hayek has teamed up with UNICEF and Pampers for the international campaign to eradicate tetanus in mothers and babies over the next five years.

Hayek has been travelling in Europe since last month with her one-year-old baby girl Valentina.

Earlier this week, Hayek was spotted spending time with her ex-fiance and Valentina’s father, Francois-Henri Pinault, who is based in Paris.

source: ‘You’re half lesbian?’ Eamonn Holmes makes embarrassing TV gaffe as Salma Hayek explains her LEBANESE background [daily mail]

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Rumer Willis is NOT a Lesbian

Rumer Willis used to hate her name. The daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis said that when she was 12, she realized she “got screwed.”

“My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames.

When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I’d put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right.

Rumer Depp? Nope.

In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.’”

She also says she was shocked to be named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People this year:

“After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way.”

Rumer is happy to let gossips spread false rumors she is gay, because it gives her something to laugh about. The single actress insists she is most definitely not a lesbian, but isn’t threatened by the suggestions she prefers girls to boys.

“If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means run with it. I think it’s hilarious. I like guys.”

Poor potato head. A lesbian with Jay Leno’s chin — not a good combo.

source: Blame My Name [page six]

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Los Angeles Police Chief: ‘Lindsay Lohan Has Gone Gay’

Lindsay Lohan said Friday that police have no business getting involved in her personal life, a day after the police chief explained that the paparazzi were no longer an issue – in part because the 22-year-old actress had evidently “gone gay.” See the Video at TMZ.com

Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton told reporters,

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

Bratton later called a news conference outside police headquarters to clarify his position on the paparazzi. When asked about the Lohan remark – which followed months of tabloid speculation that Lohan and Ronson, a DJ, are dating – Bratton said his sister is gay and he is a proponent of gay rights.

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Mark Ronson Approves of Sam’s Relationship with Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is the love affair that’s got tongues wagging around the globe.

You’ll be happy to know that the relationship has been given the thumbs-up by someone who really matters – Sam’s big brother, Mark Ronson.

The uber-producer and his girlfriend, model Daisy Lowe, recently enjoyed a double date with the couple – and they couldn’t be happier about the unlikely pairing.

We caught up with stunning Daisy, 19, at the BT Homehub party in London’s In & Out club, and she told us: “I met Lindsay and Sam for the first time during the weekend before the Coachella festival. Sam is an amazing girl The four of us had a brilliant time – a real laugh.”

And it seems that Daisy [daughter of Gavin Rossdale] is also really taken with Lindsay.

“Lindsay is really down to earth. Her and Sam make a lovely couple – they seem really happy. Their relationship is totally genuine. And they’re just so sweet together.

Mark totally approves. But we’re not going to double-date again – I mean, would you go on a date with your brother? It’s just a bit weird and anyway they live in LA, so it’s kinda difficult. But I’d definitely love to see them again.”

Don’t you just love it when your sibling “approves” of who you decide to date? Right, you would tell them to pick up a new hobby and piss off!

What others said:

• Defamer says, “a few out there still who suspect the entire courtship to be a calculated attempt at staying in the limelight. Well, perish the cynical thought.”

source: Mark Ronson gives approval to sister Sam and Lindsay Lohan’s affair [mirror]

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Tennis Pro Ashley Harkleroad in Playboy

Tennis pro Ashley Harkleroad covered Playboy‘s August 2008 issue and talks about sex and lesbians.

Ashley is the world’s first female tennis player to be featured nude in Playboy.

Inside the August 2008 issue Ashley talks openly about sex, the beauty that is an athlete’s body and Anna Kournikova‘s sexy hot body:

On Fit Sex:
“I do think athletes have better sex,” she asserts with a bashful giggle. “Who wants a waify girl with no definition to her body? I like that I have some power and that everything’s tight.”

On Lesbos in the Locker Room:
“Tennis players don’t mind showing off their bodies,” she said. “Often in the locker room I feel other girls’ eyes on me.”

On What She Thinks About The World’s Foremost Tennis Sex Symbol:
“Anna [Kournikova] is stunning to look at, but she’s probably a bit damaged from what she’s been through. That’s how she acts — a bit damaged.”

source: Photo of Ashley Harkleroad On The Cover of Playboy’s August 2008 Issue July 15 [celebri net]

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Katy Perry Lesbian Love for Miley Cyrus

Katy Perry has set her sights on 15 year old Miley. The 23 year old “ I Kissed a Girl” songstress has admitted that she to has a Miley fetish. In the new issue of “Steppin’ Out” magazine, Perry was asked what female she is eager to lock lips with. Her answer…Miley Cyrus.

“Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage,” Perry joked. “How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!”

For some reason I find this disturbing. That little girl is just a cash cow. Shame on people using her to promote themselves and benefit from her gravitational pull! What? We have the naked Miley Cyrus photos here? Oh…wait…scratch that.

What Others Said:

• Derek Hail- “I hate it when these chicks try to act punk rock and there’s nothing behind it. You want to be punk? Go punch a priest in the face. That’s hardcore. Not saying that you want to make out with a 15 year old.”

Source: Katy Perry “I want to kiss Miley Cyrus” [Us Magazine]

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Britney Spears Films Nude Bondage Scene for Madonna

Madonna is done sucking the youth and life force of Justin Timberlake and is now moving back to Britney Spears. She and Brit Brit will be combining their super powers for Madge’s Sticky and Sweet tour. New details from the collaboration are popping up daily.

The Angry Ape Reports:

“Apparently a hooded Spears can be seen inside an elevator, where she is pacing back and forth – kicking and punching the walls, like a wild beast. When Madonna asks who the figure is, Britney removes the hood to deliver her catchphrase, “It’s Britney bitch”.”

Stuff Dishes on further footage for the tour:

“The footage, which will include the pair gyrating against each other, will be screened to fans on Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet world tour via giant video screens.”

To add to Madonna’s classical style of shock factor and sex, details of a nude scene have emerged. They participate in some bondage play and dry humping, all of which will be shown on the giant screens during the concerts.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

The last time they did a video together it was pretty mundane. (Remember the dullness of Me Against the Music?)

The goal is to trump their lesbian tongue kiss circa the 2003 MTV Awards. I think that by today’s standards a lesbian kiss on tv is very soap opera. Short of a donkey, a blow dryer and large amounts of Jell-o nothing they do would surprise me.

[The Sun]

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