13 Bizarre Rock Star Kids’ Names
Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy decided to name their new baby Bingham Hawn Bellamy which isn’t exactly the most traditional of names. Because of this NME have decided to look at other 25 celebrities who have given their children pretty interesting names.
Who: Zuma Rossdale
Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
Why: Well it’s better than ‘Puma’ we suppose…
Who: Zowie Bowie
Parents: Angie and David Bowie
Why: It was the 70′s…He later changed his name to ‘Duncan’. Take that, ma and pa.
Who: Pixie Geldof
Parents: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Why: Next to Peaches and FiFi Trixiebelle ‘Pixie’ is kinda dull…
Who: Peaches Geldof
Parents: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Why: Next to Pixie and FiFi Trixibelle, ‘Peaches’ is…Oh you get the point.
Who: Lennon Gallagher
Parents: Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton
Why: A Beatles obsession gone too far…
Who: Seven Sirius
Parents: Erykah Badu and Outkast’s Andre 3000
Why: Possibly a superstitious reference to a lucky number or just, you know, two hippies naming a baby.
Who: Bronx Mowgli Wentz
Parents: Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson
Why: It means ‘male hair straighners’ in Arabic.
Who: Bluebelle Madonna
Parents: Geri Halliwell and Sasha Gervasi
Why: The kid got off lightly considering Geri’s dog is called ‘Harry Halliwell’.
Who: Apple Martin
Parents: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Why: Possibly to encourage a future of adult alcoholism, “Hi I’m Apple Martin, can I have an apple martini please?”
Who: Blue Angel Evans
Parents: The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan
Why: Named after his favourite Roy Orbison song, was nearly called ‘Ooby Dooby Evans’.
Who: Egypt Daoud Ibarr Dean
Parents: Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats
Why: Prepped for a life-time of bar pick up lines, in the style of “Hi, have you ever been to Egypt baby?”
Who: Dylan Jagger Lee
Parents: Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson
Why: Nearly as bad as ‘Lennon Gallagher’…
Who: Sparrow James Midnight Madden
Parents: Joel Madden and Nicole Ritchie
Why: This is what happens when you play a word association game when drunk in order to name your kid.
I dunno, I think some of them are alright but some of them are horrific. What do you think? See the full list over at NME.
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