First of all, I thought Brooke Hogan got the message when her last album completely bombed – we don’t want your music bitch.
But obviously not as she is apparently releasing a sophomore album (can you called it a sophomore album when the first one tanked?) … here is the just released cover.
Yeah just like the title says, it is a complete and utter epic fail. In this picture Brooke Hogan does look like her mother Linda Hogan.
Hulk Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating “some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior.”
“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat.
You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”
He and Linda are battling it out in a Florida divorce court, where Linda’s attorney claims she’s entitled to use the car and that Hogan’s claims against her are merely an attempt to control her love life.
Linda Hogan’s lawyer held a press conference after the divorce hearing in Florida yesterday, when Hulk Hogan crashed the party and tried to verbally smack the lawyer.
Hogan reminds the dude he gave his son an autograph and gets the quick 1-2-3. Once you’ve body slammed Andre The Giant this kind of stuff is easy.
Linda Hogan has always bothered me, ever since she was on that reality show her family did. Anyway why am I posting anything about Linda? Well because while on vacation recently the ex wife of Hulk Hogan flashed her ass.
Linda obviously didn’t care about the paparazzi who were there, in fact to me it looks like she is smiling and laughing about it.
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Oh and no that isn’t Hulk or her son Nick Hogan in these pictures, instead it is her 19-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hillbilly, who turns into a younger Hulk every time I see him.
So what’s the point in posting this? Well it’s a slow day and most importantly it happened less than a quarter mile away from the location that her son, Nick Hogan, crashed his car back in 2007 – leaving his best friend in a coma and had Nick in jail.
According to reports the accident wasn’t really her fault and her car only suffered minor damages – the other car suffered most of the damages. Linda’s 19-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill was spotted at the scene soon after the crash.
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Linda Hogan crashes her car right beside where her son almost killed his friend, creepy.
Linda Hogan visited Pinellas County Prison yesterday for her son Nick’s 18th birthday.
Linda, being the loving mother that she is, thought to bring Nick a nice gift: A skateboard. Nifty.
I’m sure Nick will get a lot of use out of that thing, since the jail will see it as a weapon and take it away from him. I’m kidding, she probably didn’t make it past security with that thing.
The Hulk is going to love this, his daughter Brooke Hogan might be headed for Playboy.
Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.
The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.
But her father, WWE legend Hulk Hogan, likely won’t be too thrilled with the idea. The Hulkster had no qualms about showing off his overbearing paternal side on the now-defunct VH1 reality show “Hogan Knows Best.”
We all knew it was just a matter of time, before Hulk Hogan had something to say about Linda Hogan’s new boytoy.
Aside from dating a boy who is younger than her own daughter, Linda’s allowing the teen to drive uninsured vehicles and ransack Nick’s room.
Hogan told radio host Bubba the Love Sponge that Linda Hogan’s younger-than-Brooke boyfriend, Charley Hill, is causing him all sorts of trouble — driving Hulk’s uninsured motorcycle, going through Nick’s stuff and being the cause for Linda to call the cops on him.
“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”
Brooke also said that Linda’s new boyfriend is Charley Hill (19), one of Nick Hogan’s classmates. She went on to say,
“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”
That’s actually pretty damn creepy — dating someone that is the same age as your children. Hulk Hogan isn’t doing much better, with his Brooke Hogan look-alike girlfriend.
Maybe all the peroxide has fried these people’s brains?
Nick Hogan is sitting in jail. So, Linda puts on her Sunday best consisting of lucite stripper heels and shorts. It is nice of her to treat the inmates to a little tranny side-show and visit her son she bred into weiner obsessed with illegal street racing.
Nick is reportedly miserable in jail. (I believe that is the point of jail.)
“Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence,” one friend said. “They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is until now.”
This is the point. Think about the fact the in 8 months Nick’s dumbass will be back home and continuing to suck money and fame from his daddy. He turned his best friend into a vegetable and he is bitching about the fact that “like…jail is hard and stuff.” Boo-freakin’-hoo.
What Others Said:
Flisted- “It’s bad enough he put his friend in a coma and ruined the lives of John Graziano’s family, but it’s amazing to me how the entire family is blind enough to think he is being persecuted for being a D-list celebrity.”
Celebrity Smack- “He’s lived a non-restrictive life with parents who have always catered to him. Oh, you got your third speeding ticket? Here’s some more money to modify your car! How about some new racing gear? And yes, we will pay your tickets, son! Of course he isn’t doing well in jail. Maybe he’d prefer being the one in the hospital?”
