Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Vikki Blows – F-Listed

Does Rihanna Still Love Chris Brown? – Popbytes

R.I.P. Loki, Mickey Rourke’s Chihuahua – Celebrity Smack

Paris Hilton’s BFF Poses Topless – Holy Moly

Solange Knowles Is A Nyquil Junkie – Celeb News Wire

Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman Will Not Get Her Own Show – Fatback Media

Lily Allen Vows To Stop Banging Old Dudes – Celeb Warship

Michael Phelps Is Getting Off – Ninja Dude

Charlie Sheen’s Wife Taken To The Hospital – ICYDK

Joe Jonas Is A Ladies’ Man – Websters Is My Bitch

David Hasselhoff Is Drunk – Celebslam

John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston Are Sucking Face – Hollywood Dame

Mischa Barton Is Trying To Show Off Her Goodies – Celebitchy

David Spade Brings Some Style To Koi – Pacific Coast News

Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Jolie To Meet? – Allie Is Wired