TV’s 10 Greatest Assholes

There’s always an asshole in every group of friends, it doesn’t necesseraly mean they’re bad people they’re just assholes. So this means there’s loads on TV, with that said Crasstalk have come up with a list of the 10 greatest assholes on tv. Take a look for yourself:

10. Comic Book Guy (The Simpson)

What Makes Him an Asshole: Worst. Listicle. Ever.

Why We Love Him Anyways: It’s people like Comic Book Guy who make the internet. That YouTube video of the Charles in Charge theme? Comic Book Guy is the one who painstakingly transferred it from a VHS he’d recorded in 1988. That wiki you read when you couldn’t remember the name of the aliens in Season 3, Episode 1 of Dr. Who? Edited by Comic Book Guy. Wherever there’s a Google search for an obscure piece of knowledge, Comic Book Guy is there.

09. Jeff Winger (Community)

What Makes Him an Asshole: Jeff Winger is too cool for school, including Greendale Community College. Cynical and silver-tongued, Jeff easily succumbs to the temptation to manipulate the people around him for self-serving purposes.

Why We Love Him Anyways: Beneath those abs is a heart that’s grown three sizes since his first day at Greendale. Occasionally, Jeff will give us glimpses of (gasp!) sincere emotion, and he’s used his oratorical power to inspire the study group with many, many an altruistic speech.

08. Pete Campbell (Mad Men)

What Makes Him an Asshole: Sniveling, whiny, and entitled, Pete Campbell disproves the theory that it’s only the Millennials who act like they should be made the boss of the joint from the moment they walk in. He has no problem attempting to blackmail Don or manipulate his father-in-law to get what he wants in his career.

Why We Love Him Anyways: Only someone with Pete’s youthful enthusiasm could cut a rug like this.

07. Coach McGuirk (Home Movies)

What Makes Him an Asshole: McGuirk’s gruff exterior and questionable advice make him a surprising choice for children’s soccer coach. Then again, maybe it isn’t so surprising that he spends more time planning his future bartending career than really coaching soccer, considering he’s never actually played the game himself.

Why We Love Him Anyways: While his methods may be unorthodox, deep down he obviously cares about Brendon, Melissa, and Jason. It’s not whether the grill works; it’s that he was there to build it for them.

06. Jessie Spano (Saved By the Bell)

What Makes Her an Asshole: For all her talk about looking beyond appearances, Jessie is probably meaner to Screech than any of the other Bayside Tigers are. High-strung even when not hopped up on caffeine pills, Jessie rarely hesitates before taking her anxiety out on her friends.

Why We Love Her Anyways: Someone has to put Bubba in his place when he’s being a sexist pig. Jessie fights the good fight.

05. Michael Scott, The Office

What Makes Him an Asshole: Inappropriate Chris Rock impersonations, board meetings that serve as a testing ground for improv characters, and endless “that’s what she said” jokes. Not one to respect boundaries, if Michael ever says, “that’s not what your mom said last night,” he might be serious.

Why We Love Him Anyways: Beneath the clumsy exterior, he has a heart of gold. His employees roll their eyes at his antics, but one look at their faces when he announces he’s leaving Scranton makes it clear that they consider him one of their best friends too.

04. The Cast of Seinfeld

What Makes Them Assholes: The Virgin. The Nose Job. The Big Salad. The Voice. The Puffy Shirt.

Why We Love Them Anyways: The traits that make the Seinfeld cast assholes are the same ones that make them so very relatable. Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer vocalize many of our own thoughts as they navigate the complexities of modern social mores, pointing out the ridiculousness of usually unspoken rules and proprieties. And they’re maybe a little funny while doing so.

03. Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

What Makes Him an Asshole: His shunning of underwear alone is enough to make a person (or alien) sigh. Pompous self-congratulation, sexist innuendos, and a disregard for his troops earns Zapp the rank of Asshole, First Class.

Why We Love Him Anyways: You can’t stay mad at a man in velour.

02. David Silver, Beverly Hills, 90210

What Makes Him an Asshole: When Donna Martin finally loses her virginity to David, she tells him it’s because “he waited.” Sure, he waited. Waited in the backseat of a limousine, schtupping Ariel.

Why We Love Him Anyways: His dancing, singing, and rapping skills could give Justin Bieber a run for his money.

01. Ross Geller, Friends

What Makes Him an Asshole: Ross is the dangerous Nice GuyTM. He thinks he’s being a “friend” by not telling you how he really feels. Then when you finally do hook up, he turns into an insecure, jealous neanderthal. Neanderthals belong on display in your museum, Ross, not in your bed.

Why We Love Him Anyways: In the end, he’ll skip his important award ceremony to take Rachel to the hospital. And, to be totally honest, they were on a break.

Maybe I’m the asshole in my group because I like nearly all of these characters.

Popularity: unranked [?]

• Allie is Wired linked with Spencer Pratt Got His Ass Kicked & The Hot Links!
• Celebrity gossip, news and paparazzi photos linked with Afternoon Insights: Jesse James Says Kat Von D Is A Better Lay Than Sandra Bullock « INF Daily
• Celebrity Gossip linked with CAMERON DIAZ in Maxim and Other TGIF Gossip

Awesome Oscars & Links To Hollywood

The Oscars Should Be Awesome – City Rag

Julia Stiles In A Bikini – The Superficial

Selena Gomez Bares Her Cleavage – Hollywood Life

Steve Harvey’s Ex-Wife Bashes Him On Youtube – Celebs.com

Mad Men Season 5 Has Yet To Renew – Celebrity Smack

Justin Bieber Pays $750 For What?!? – Anything Hollywood

First Look At Selma Blair’s Baby Bump – ICYDK

Bret Michaels Undergoing Heart Surgery – Wonderwall

Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Her Crack Shorts – Drunken Stepfather

Kate Hudson Sports Baby Bump – Holy Moly

Montana Fishburne Pretended To Drink Bleach – Amy Grindhouse

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Kendra Rice – F-Listed

OMG, Seize The ‘Party In The USA’ – OMG Blog

Idina Menzel Talks Motherhood – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Suri Cruise Wants A Mink Coat – Holly Baby

James Franco Made A Sex Tape At 19 – Pop Eater

Chelsea Handler Has A New Man? – Why Fame

Celebs In Bikinis – Betty Confidential

Now You Can Have Your Pot & Drink It, Too – College Candy

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Reunite – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Kittens Make It Better & Links To Hollywood

Kittens Make It Better – City Rag

Does Demi Lovato Wear Too Much Makeup? – Daily Fill

Sophie Turner Looks Fantastic In Everything – IDLYITW

David Arquette Apologizes For Oversharing – Pop Eater

The ‘Sister Wives‘ Talk About Jail Possibility – Hollywood Life

Justin Bieber Wants It All…And Now – Holy Moly

Coco Found A Shark – Tabloid Prodigy

OMG, It Gets Worse! – OMG Blog

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Have A Broken Home? – Popbytes

Chris Pine Has A Huge Forehead – Amy Grindhouse

Jasmine Waltz Banged David Arquette Bunches – The Superficial

Colin Farrell Is Single Again – ICYDK

Shauna Sand Sluts Up The Pumpkin Patch – F-Listed

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are Still Boring – Anything Hollywood

Phoebe Price Is An Attention Whore – Drunken Stepfather

Steve Carell Vs. Russell Brand – Celebrity Smack

Top 6 Celebrity Sex Tapes – Betty Confidential

Blake Lively Is Lively & Low Key – College Candy

Mad Men Is Feminist & Isn’t That Hard To Watch? – Zelda Lily

Rapper T.I. Saves A Man’s Life – Hollywire

Jonas Brothers Cancel Concert Over Violence – Wonderwall

Eric Johnson Free To Leech Off Of Jessica Simpson – Why Fame

Perez Hilton No Longer A Douche Bully – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Killer Pumps & Links To Hollywood

Those Are Some Killer Pumps! – City Rag

Greyson Chance Previews His First Single – Daily Fill

Kate Moss’ Cocaine Scandal Doubled Her Salary – Pop Eater

Alessandra Ambrosio Says Good Morning – IDLYITW

So….Banksy’s More Of A ‘Family Guy’ Fan – The Superficial

Know Your Celebrity Babies? – ICYDK

Mischa Barton Looks Ridiculous, As Usual – Holy Moly

‘Sex And The City‘ Isn’t Quite Dead Yet – Popbytes

Mad Men’s Bert Cooper: Will He Stay Or Go? – Celebrity Smack

Edward Norton Laughs Off Riddler Reports – Wonderwall

Kelsey Grammar’s Girlfriend Lost Their Baby – Celeb News Wire

Shauna Sand Flashes Her Underwear To Kids – Drunken Stepfather

Carl Paladino Swears He’s Not Homophobic – OMG Blog

Google Does Cars Too? – F-Listed

Is Miley Cyrus Your Worst Nightmare? – Hollywood Life

Olivia Palermo Has A New ‘Do – Betty Confidential

Emma Stone Changed Her Hair & Career – Hollywire

Jennifer Hudson Is Still Skinny – Anything Hollywood

Jesus, Porn, Art … and a Woman with a Crowbar – Zelda Lily

The Real 7 Reasons Your Roommates Hate You – College Candy

Lisa Rinna On Producer’s Casting Couch Offer - Amy Grindhouse

Tina Fey Has Man Hands – Why Fame

Mark Webber Celebrates A Hard Finish – Tabloid Prodigy

Courtney Cox & David Arquette Split Over Cheating Photos – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

The Temptress & Links To Hollywood

Helen Mirren Is A Temptress? – City Rag

Katherine Heigl’s Trick To Quit Smoking – Pop Eater

Daniel Radcliffe Is Sad. For Gays – IDLYITW

What’s Making Selena Gomez Cry? – Daily Fill

Coco Will Save Us All – The Superficial

Mischa Barton Teeters Close To The Edge…Of A Bridge – Holy Moly

Mad Men ‘Chinese Wall’ – Video – Celebrity Smack

Kim & Kourtney Kardashian To Take New York – ICYDK

Lady Gaga & Katy Perry Provide A Safety Soundtrack – Popbytes

John Mayer Talks Quitting Twitter – Wonderwall

Chris Rock Curses Fan For Autism Benefit – Why Fame

We’ve All Been There: Procrastinating – College Candy

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Amanda S. Brown – F-Listed

Tony Bennett Counts His Blessings – Betty Confidential

Should Demi Moore Ditch Ashton Kutcher? – Hollywood Life

Wash Away The Skank – Zelda Lily

AnnaLynne McCord Thinks Babies Are Just Dolls – Amy Grindhouse

Lea Michele To Go Topless – Hollywood Dame

The Playboy Trash Twins Turned 21! – Tabloid Prodigy

Will Whitney Houston Do Another ‘Exhale’ Movie? – OMG Blog

Sofia Vergara Mistaken For Son’s Girlfriend – Anything Hollywood

Helen Flanagan In A Bikini Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Russell Brand Is A Wedding Crasher – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Christina Hendricks Wont Go Nude

We all know that Christina Hendricks is hot and has one of the best racks out there but unfortunately that is all we are ever going to know because she will never go nude.

Apparently the Mad Men actress is going to try break into the world of movies but most of the offers she is getting are asking her to go nude. A friend said…

“Christina is riding the crest of a wave right now and the offers are flooding in, he would love to do more movies and is in the process of considering projects to tie in with the show’s hiatus. She has noticed though that a good number of roles she’s being offered require her to go nude. Clearly everyone wants to see more of Christina but she doesn’t want to be over exposed in the wrong way.”

Well that sucks.

source: Christina Hendricks Won’t Go Nude For Movie [Showbiz Spy]

Popularity: unranked [?]

The 2010 Emmy Awards Winners List

The 2010 Emmy Awards took place in Los Angeles last night and in my opinion it was a pretty boring awards show. Mad Men and Modern Family were the big winners for the night.

Jimmy Fallon was the host for the night and opened the show with a spoof of Glee featuring the likes of Tina Fey, Joel McHale, Jorge Garcia and Kate Gosselin.

If you’re like me then you don’t really give a crap about what happened during the show and only care about finding out who won what then you’re in luck because here are the winners.

Winners list after the jump!

Popularity: unranked [?]

What The Kitty & Links To Hollywood

What The Kitty? – City Rag

Elin Nordegren Is Impatient – IDLYITW

Snooki Officially Charged With Annoying People – Pop Eater

Scarlett Johansson Sexes Up Dolce & Gabbana – Amy Grindhouse

Blake Lively Wants Me To Interrogate Her. Done. – The Superficial

OMG, He’s Naked: Anatomically Correct Ken – OMG Blog

Angelina Jolie Is Bored With Brad Pitt? – Popbytes

Taylor Momsen Bashes Rihanna – Hollywood Life

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Valerie Cormier – F-Listed

Miley Cyrus Disappoints Fans – Hollywire

Steven Tyler Pushed Off Stage – Celebrity Smack

Blake Lively’s Legs Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Angelina Jolie Murder Attempt – Hollywood Dame

Johnny Depp Shows Off His Toned Body – Why Fame

Jimmy Fallon’s Mad Men Spoofs – Wonderwall

Chelsea Handler Makes Us ROTFL – College Candy

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Poster Child For Teen Pregnancy? – Zelda Lily

Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Fighting Over Weight? – ICYDK

Cristiano Ronaldo Is Using His Abs To Sell Stuff – Tabloid Prodigy

Are You Keeping Up With ‘Jersey Shore‘? – Betty Confidential

Kate Major Lets Michael Lohan Off The Hook – Anything Hollywood

Adam Lambert Introduces Tongue Diving – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Boring Animals & Links To Hollywood

Zebras Suck, Otters Rule! – City Rag

Paris Hilton Sued For $35 Million Over Fake Hair – Pop Eater

Kerry Katona Gradually Being Phased Out – Holy Moly

The Important Kardashian Is In The Middle – Amy Grindhouse

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Huge Star – IDLYITW

Cristiano Ronaldo Blows His Nose – Tabloid Prodigy

Spencer Pratt Is Trying To Make A Movie? – Popbytes

Robert Downey Jr. & Super Fan (?) – Celebrity Smack

Zac Efron Slips His Tip Into Vanessa Hudgens – Celeb News Wire

OMG, She Hates Everyone: Ethel Mertz – OMG Blog

Lady Gaga’s Boyfriend Is Dating Someone Else! – Why Fame

Zsa Zsa Gabor Released From The Hospital – Wonderwall

Sofia Vergara Makes Housework Look Sexy – F-Listed

Is David Beckham Too Old To Play For England? – ICYDK

Katy Perry’s ‘Teenage Dream’ Sex Scene – Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Brook Nude In Piranha 3D – Yeeeah!

Rihanna Shows Off Her Bright Red Hair – Anything Hollywood

Halle Berry’s Gorgeous Ex-Boyfriend – Betty Confidential

Candice Swanepoel Is Important – The Superficial

Mariah Carey To Judge ‘American Idol’? – Hollywood Life

Emma Watson Leads Countdown To ‘Harry Potter’ – Hollywire

‘Mad Men’ Style In New Advertising Campaigns – Hollywood Dame

In Defense Of Bros – College Candy

New Virgins-Only Dating Site Emerges – Zelda Lily

Sandra Bullock & Jesse James Reunite – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Pot Of Gold & Links To Hollywood

Pot Of Gold – City Rag

Julia Roberts Says No To Botox – Pop Eater

Drew Barrymore Talks Phone Sex – Amy Grindhouse

Kelly Brook Just Sold Me Two Of Everything – The Superficial

Is Elisabetta Canalis Insecure Over George Clooney? – Why Fame

Anna Kournikova Is A Lot Of Hype – Drunken Stepfather

Britney Spears Does The Clark Kent – Celebrity Smack

Katy Perry Eats Blessed Charms – Celeb News Wire

Has Lindsay Lohan Found Her Niche? – Holy Moly

Megan Fox Got A New Job – Hollywire

Taylor Momsen Promotes Material Girl – ICYDK

‘Pop Idol’ Will Young Gets Naked – Tabloid Prodigy

It’s Time To Boycott Target! – OMG Blog

Is Michelle Obama Too Sexy? – Hollywood Life

How You Can Hang With Lady Gaga – Betty Confidential

Tila Tequila Is Doing Porn – Anything Hollywood

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Holly Lynn – F-Listed

Is Mischa Barton Cutting Herself? – Hollywood Dame

Why Are College Grads Drinking So Much? – College Candy

Mad Men & Its Relevancy In Today’s Culture – Zelda Lily

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Banging This – IDLYITW

Rebecca Gayheart & Eric Dane Win Sex Tape Settlement – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

Christina Hendricks’ Yearbook Photos Reveals Geeky Past

Yearbook photos of Mad Men star Christina Hendricks aka Joan Holloway have been revealed and would you believe, she wasn’t some giant-breasted cheerleader or some giant-breasted lacrosse whore.

Best Week Ever posted this yearbook photo from when she attended Fairfax High School in Virginia. Christina was 17 when these photos were taken in the early 1990s.

Not at all what you would expect, huh?

Popularity: unranked [?]

Elizabeth Moss Talks About ‘Mad Men’ Season Premiere & Spoilers

If you’re like Don Draper of “Mad Men” fame, then you like hiring hookers who slap you in the face at hotel rooms and think it’s rude to talk about yourself. The season premiere of the show aired last night and we were on the edges of our seats.

Elizabeth Moss took the time to talk about her role in the premiere and what she thought about the episode. She said, “I was blown away by it. We have a premiere screening every year on set during lunch, and I know I’m biased, but I think it’s our best first episode ever since the pilot. There’s so much built-in drama — we really hit the reset button on the show with the agency, and it feels so exciting! Afterwards, I was walking around with a big smile on my face for like an hour. I felt like a fan, you know what I mean? It’s just so cool. And they walk into the office and that great music is playing, and you see the SCDP sign; it feels like exactly what you want to have happen.”

More of the highlights from her interview:

“Who is Don Draper?” What do you think?
Can you think of a greater opening line? And how it’s quiet and then they bring the sound in. My favorite part was the end — the end killed me. But everything about the episode is very much new. It’s a whole new agency, a whole new time period, and everybody is feeling like, okay, who is that and what’s their job here? What’s Peggy doing now? It’s all this stuff you’re trying to piece together to form a picture of what’s going on. And I think the whole season follows that thread — these characters themselves figuring out who they are.

What’s up with your new work friend? You clearly already have a comfortable dynamic with him.
I know, you don’t know how long he’s been there, you don’t know who he is. And I think that’s awesome — the first time you see Peggy is with this new character who you’ve never seen before. And of course, in Mad Men style, we don’t bother explaining anything about this, we just let you figure it our yourself.

Do you get it explained to you, at least?
Yeah, we do. We’re allowed to ask questions and get things explained. I found that I asked more questions about the first episode of this season than I ever have in any other season. I called Matt [Weiner] and talked to him about it; What happened with her? How long have she and her boyfriend been together? What’s her dynamic in the office? I feel like there’s the biggest change in her between last season and this one, and I feel like she’s grown the most, so I found myself trying to figure out all that.

Who’s your favorite character on the show?
Oh my god! That’s hard. I feel like every single one of us would say that Slattery, that guy is just such a dream to watch. You give him two lines and he knocks it out of the park. He’s the KING of stealing scenes, and he always gets the best line. And every time I’ve gotten the privilege of working with him — which has been very few times — but every time, we giggle like little girls.

Spoilers ahead! You’ve been warned…

Popularity: unranked [?]

Top Ten Celebrity Quotes Of The Week

Happy Friday! As always, we’re giving you our top ten favorite celebrity quotes from the week. This week, we’ve got Spencer Pratt talking about fame and love, Lindsay Lohan talking about getting booked and Jason Sudeikis’ Jennifer Aniston diss!

“It turns out he was far too legit to quit.”

– Mad Men’s Jon Hamm, on going up against MC Hammer at the Taco Bell Legends & Celebrity Softball Game, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

“There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.”

– Spencer Pratt, explaining why his marriage to Heidi Montag failed, to People

“The only ‘bookings’ that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be ‘booking’ into Jail… eeeks.”

– Lindsay Lohan, making light of her jail sentence, on Twitter

“The first time you do it, you’re deeply considering an adult diaper.”

– Ryan Reynolds, on strapping into a harness for the flying stunts in his new superhero film, The Green Lantern, to EW

“She was like, ‘So let’s review … For 15 years people have been talking about your boobs. Earlier this year, you wrote about your hoo haw in a book. Now you’re playing a crack ho on TV.’ She was like, ‘Do you think maybe you could do an animated movie next?’”

– Jennifer Love Hewitt, sharing her mom’s reaction to her role as a prostitute in Lifetime’s The Client List, to People

“He really made me feel very, like…I don’t know, like, I could fall in love with him! Like a teenager girl getting crazy.”

– Penélope Cruz’s new husband Javier Bardem, admitting his man crush on Brad Pitt, to Elle

“She should be so lucky.”

– Saturday Night Live’s Jason Sudeikis, on rumors of a reported romance with his Horrible Bosses costar Jennifer Aniston, to GQ

“I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ ’20s!”

– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, on washing her clothes in the sink on season 2 of MTV’s Jersey Shore, premiering July 29

“You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle in one piece, it’s going to be a major accomplishment.”

– Secretary of State and mother of the bride-to-be Hillary Clinton, on husband Bill’s emotional state as they prepare for daughter Chelsea’s impending wedding, to NBC News

“Not to use a James Cameron reference, but it was like being in a little bit of an avatar. It’s going to sound like, ‘Oh, I was a frickin’ avatar,’ give me a break, I’m already vomiting.”

– Leonardo DiCaprio, getting sick to his stomach talking about his Titanic fame, to Rolling Stone

My favorite quote this week was from Javier Bardem about Brad Pitt. Brad’s market value has skyrocketed since he shaved off his beard, so I can see all the love there. What I didn’t like was Ryan Reynolds making me picture him with an adult diaper on. That’s just wrong.

source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]

Popularity: unranked [?]

‘Mad Men’ Star Crista Flanagan Poses For Playboy

Crista Flanagan, who plays the switchboard operator on AMC’s ’60s-set drama “Mad Men,” is rarely called for parts where she gets to play pretty.

As a result, she was intrigued when Playboy called with an offer to have her pose, but in re-creations of scenes out of ’60s-era editions.

“I’m a character actress,” says Flanagan. “The parts I play, I’m usually a crazy heroin addict or a lunch lady. Nobody’s ever asked me to take off my clothes, or even kiss somebody.

“I guess I haven’t been seen as a sexy person,” she adds, “and sometimes not even as an attractive person.”

That may change now.

Flanagan appears on two covers of the August issue of Playboy that were modeled after shots from the ’60s and inside in an eight-page layout that keeps the “Mad Men” theme. The folks at Playboy also reproduced classic ads from the period, too.

source: ‘Mad Men’ star Crista Flanagan to pose in August edition of Playboy in recreation of ’60s shoots [ny daily news]

Popularity: unranked [?]