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Links To Hollywood - #136

Miley Cyrus & The End Of Hannah Montana - City Rag

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures From St. Tropez! Damn! - The Bastardly

Marijuana Mischa Barton Dropped By Agency - Ninja Dude

Kelly Brook Hates Germs - Fatback Media

That Chick From Danity Kane Is A Man-Stealing Ho - Flisted

Woman Finds Jesus Cheeto, Calls It Cheesus - Bumpshack

Britney Spears Buys a New Hot Bod - Celeb News Wire

Who Would Buy Paris Hilton Footwear? - Popbytes

Madonna’s Face: Surgery or Sickness? - Anything Hollywood

Hayden Panettiere Hates Nerd Germs - Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want to Swap Spit with Katy Perry - Celeb Warship

Bruce Willis has had enough - Celebslam

Kathy Griffin Not Going Full Monty As Gay Icon - Gawker

Walt Disney Presents ‘The Princess and the Frog and the Racist Firefly‘ - Defamer

Jamie Lynn Spears to Marry Her Baby Daddy - Just Jared

Dina Lohan Pimps Ali Lohan to Porn Director - Allie is Wired

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Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Sex Tape

In the wake of Madonna’s vehicle being ravaged by a crazed Yankees fan, it’s now being reported that Madonna has a sex tape with Alex Rodriguez. Like we didn’t see this one coming.

The photographer is reportedly shopping the tape as we speak, which shows footage of A-Rod and Madonna shacking up in their secret apartment. Yeah, I’m not totally buying that either.

The footage was supposedly shot two months ago and the apartment is owned by one of Madonna’s Kabbalah friends.

If the video does exist, the camera man will most likely go to jail since he did not have the apartment owner’s permission to install a camera in the house. He would face charges of burglary and voyeurism.

According to the publication, Madonna’s lawyers said they were “aware” of the photographer’s claims but had no further comments.

What others said:

  • Dlisted says, “SICK! That shit would be like watching two pit bulls fighting over a greasy neck bone.”
  • The Evil Beat says, “Madonna’s reps are refusing to comment, probably because such a bullshit story doesn’t warrant a comment.”
  • Celebslam says, “The fact that Madonna has a sex tape isn’t shocking. The fact that she has a sex tape that doesn’t involve animals, the entire Oakland Raiders football team, and a gynecologist’s chair is.”

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Madonna’s SUV Attacked by Crazed Yankee Fan

A woman wearing a pink Alex Rodriguez Yankees jersey threw a rock at Madonna’s SUV earlier this week as it was traveling through Central Park.

It’s unknown if the singer was in the SUV when it was attacked. Police have asked for the publics to help identify the woman.

It is reported that the jersey was also covered with the words, “I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, you cheating motherf#cker, I hate you” scribbled onto it.

source: Madonna is under attack! [celebslam]

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Katy Perry Lesbian Love for Miley Cyrus

Katy Perry

Katy Perry has set her sights on 15 year old Miley. The 23 year old “ I Kissed a Girl” songstress has admitted that she to has a Miley fetish. In the new issue of “Steppin’ Out” magazine, Perry was asked what female she is eager to lock lips with. Her answer…Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus

“Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage,” Perry joked. “How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!”

For some reason I find this disturbing. That little girl is just a cash cow. Shame on people using her to promote themselves and benefit from her gravitational pull! What? We have the naked Miley Cyrus photos here? Oh…wait…scratch that.

What Others Said:

  • Derek Hail- “I hate it when these chicks try to act punk rock and there’s nothing behind it. You want to be punk? Go punch a priest in the face. That’s hardcore. Not saying that you want to make out with a 15 year old.”

Source: Katy Perry “I want to kiss Miley Cyrus” [Us Magazine]

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Madonna Attends New York Yankee Game

Madonna made an appearance at a New York Yankee game on Saturday, July 12th — She was in the front row looking and cheering on New York Yankees’ Alex Rodriguez.

Rodriguez , who was photographed waiting to bat against the Toronto Blue Jays during the third inning of their MLB American League baseball game in Toronto, didn’t appear to be all that happy to see his “soul mate“.

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Before They Were Stars

Rod Stewart: Grave Digger
After playing semi-pro soccer, Rod the Mod abandoned his athletic dreams to work with the dead. He dug graves at London’s Highgate Graveyard but laid down his shovel after just a few weeks.

Chubby Checker: Chicken Plucker
Before he was twisting, the rock ‘n’ roll legend was plucking. As a teenager, the man born Ernest Evans tore the feathers off dead chickens at the Fresh Farm Poultry Market in Philadelphia, where his boss gave him the nickname “Chubby” and occasionally let him sing to customers over the loudspeaker.

David Lee Roth: Hospital Orderly
Long before Van Halen, the not-yet-Diamond Dave fluffed pillows and emptied bedpans in a hospital. It’s a career field he almost went back to post-stardom — in 2004, Roth started training to become a paramedic.

Madonna: Doughnut Slinger
As a struggling dancer in New York City, Her Madgesty worked behind the counter at a Dunkin’ Donuts in Times Square. She was reportedly fired for squirting jelly on a customer.

James Brown: Pool Ball Racker
He was “the hardest-working man” even pre-show business! Brown grew up in Augusta, Ga., during the Great Depression, taking on several odd jobs to earn money, including shining shoes, washing cars, picking cotton and racking pool balls in local bars.

Gwen Stefani: Floor Scrubber
The Hollaback Girl’s very first job was mopping floors at a Dairy Queen near her home in Fullerton, Calif. She eventually left to work at a department store before joining her brother’s band, No Doubt.

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Britney Spears Films Nude Bondage Scene for Madonna

Madonna is done sucking the youth and life force of Justin Timberlake and is now moving back to Britney Spears. She and Brit Brit will be combining their super powers for Madge’s Sticky and Sweet tour. New details from the collaboration are popping up daily.

The Angry Ape Reports:

“Apparently a hooded Spears can be seen inside an elevator, where she is pacing back and forth - kicking and punching the walls, like a wild beast. When Madonna asks who the figure is, Britney removes the hood to deliver her catchphrase, “It’s Britney bitch”.”

Stuff Dishes on further footage for the tour:

“The footage, which will include the pair gyrating against each other, will be screened to fans on Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet world tour via giant video screens.”

To add to Madonna’s classical style of shock factor and sex, details of a nude scene have emerged. They participate in some bondage play and dry humping, all of which will be shown on the giant screens during the concerts.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.”

The last time they did a video together it was pretty mundane. (Remember the dullness of Me Against the Music?)

The goal is to trump their lesbian tongue kiss circa the 2003 MTV Awards. I think that by today’s standards a lesbian kiss on tv is very soap opera. Short of a donkey, a blow dryer and large amounts of Jell-o nothing they do would surprise me.

[The Sun]

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Links To Hollywood - #132

Kate Hudson Naked, Nude & Tattooed - City Rag

Ashley Tisdale & Jared Murillo Are Jaywalking - The Bastardly

Pamela Anderson Uses Nipples to Save Chickens - Flisted

Madonna’s Brother Says She’s Conceited - Celebrity Smack

Lauren Conrad’s Boobs are Drunk - Drunken Stepfather

Apple & Moses, Meet Your Brother Chewbacca - Celeb News Wire

Jared Leto is a Humanitarian - Pink is the New Blog

Nike Finally Obliges with Marty ‘Air McFly’ Shoe - Bumpshack

Ethan Hawke Marries His Pregnant Former Nanny - Bricks and Stones

Mary Kate Olsen Returning to Rehab - Anything Hollywood

Amy Winehouse’s Neighbors Don’t Like Her - Gabby Babble

Jessica Biel Harper’s Bazaar August 2008 - Daily Stab

Meet Dave World Premiere - Hollywire

Even Beyonce’s Wax Figure Shows Armpits - Popbytes

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Madonna & A-Rod Had ‘An Affair of the Heart’

Alex Rodriguez’s relationship with Madonna was “an affair of the heart” – not “sexual infidelity” – according to Cynthia Rodriguez’s lawyer.

Still, the baseball star’s relationship with the singer “was the last straw” before the Yankee slugger’s wife filed for divorce Monday, her Houston attorney, Earle Lilly, states.

Lilly says that A-Rod was smitten with Madonna, but makes no claim of any sexual liaison. “The correct analysis is a relationship,” he says. “Some people categorize an affair as something as sexual infidelity. We’re not claiming that. It’s an affair of the heart.”

Over the weekend, Madonna issued a statement denying a romantic relationship with the baseball star, saying, “I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage.”

In fact, “Madonna’s name is not even mentioned in the papers,” says Lilly. “We don’t want the public to think this is an aggressive action against Madonna.”

Still, Lilly maintains that A-Rod has behaved badly for “a good while” and his client, Cynthia Rodriguez, has had enough. “She’s just a Greek Orthodox lady who has had as much as she can take,” he says.

Shortly before 9 a.m. Monday, Cynthia’s Miami attorney Maurice Kutner filed the divorce petition.

“This is an action for dissolution of marriage, which is being filed only after [Cynthia Rodriguez] has exhausted every effort to salvage the marriage of the parties,” the document reads. “However, Alex has emotionally abandoned his wife and children and has left her with no choice but to divorce him.”

Without naming any names, the document states, “The marriage of the parties is irretrievably broken because of the husband’s extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct.”

The couple were married Nov. 2, 2002 in Dallas. They have two daughters, Natasha, 3, and Ella, 2 months.

Both Lilly and Kutner maintain that their client hopes to settle the divorce as amicably as possible.

“Cynthia has made it very clear to me that she wants to take the high road and protect her children and herself,” Kutner said shortly after filing the papers. “She wants to resolve the issues between Alex and herself in an amicable fashion.”

A lawyer reportedly representing Alex Rodriguez did not immediately return calls for comment.

source: Lawyer: A-Rod and Madonna Had ‘An Affair of the Heart’ [people]

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Madonna’s Biggest Scandals

LIKE A VIRGIN — Madonna popped out of a wedding cake in a crucifix and puffy white gown to sing her hit at her first appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards in 1984. The album went on to become No. 1 in the U.S. and sell over 7 million copies.

PAPA DON’T PREACH ABORTION CONTROVERSY — After singing lyrics, “I’ve made up my mind/I’m keeping my baby,” in 1986, abortion-rights groups praised her (while anti-abortion supporters were up in arms). Madonna called it a “message song that everyone is going to take the wrong way.”

POPE AGAINST MADONNA — In 1987, Pope John Paul II urged Catholics not to see her “Who’s That Girl?” concert in Turin, Italy. The church later boycotted her 1990 Blonde Ambition tour.

LIKE A PRAYER — Madonna’s 1989 music video featured the singer kissing a black saint and dancing in front of burning crosses. Pepsi cancelled her $5 million endorsement deal (signed just two months earlier) after religious groups expressed outrage. Madonna kept the money.

JUSTIFY MY LOVE — Madonna simulated sex with a woman in this 1990 video, which was banned from MTV. “I think the video is romantic and loving and has humor in it,” she later told the New York Times. Lenny Kravitz - currently in Paris with the wife of Madonna’s “friend” A-Rod - co-wrote and produced the tune.

DATING MICHAEL JACKSON — The king of pop and the Material Girl hooked up for a few dates, including the 1991 Oscars.

SEX, the book — Released by Madonna (who portrayed herself as a character named Mistress Dita) a day after her 1992 album Erotica, the book is packed with pornographic images and features Naomi Campbell, Vanilla Ice and Isabella Rossellini.

MADONNA ON DAVID LETTERMAN — The singer used the F-word 13 times in her 1994 appearance on the Late Show - causing the show to become the most censored in TV history at the time. The duo made up at the 1994 MTV Video Music Awards.

MADONNA VS. MARIAH — In 1995, Madonna said, “If I were Mariah Carey, I’d kill myself,” and further attacked the singer by calling her “too mainstream.” In 1996, Carey snapped back that she “hasn’t really paid attention to Madonna since I was in like 7th or 8th grade when - when she used to be popular.” Their 2008 albums were released just two weeks apart.

EVITA — The archbishop of Buenos Aires protested Madonna’s role as Eva Peron in 1995 - but the singer turned actress went on to win a Golden Globe for Best Actress, and an Oscar for Best Song with “You Must Love Me.”

HINDU BODY ART — Madonna drew ire from the World Vaishnava Association after wearing a Hindi mark and body art during her “Ray of Light” performance at the 1998 MTV VMAs. “She didn’t want to insult anyone,” her rep later said.

KISSING BRITNEY — After sharing a kiss with Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, Madonna had to explain to her daughter that she “was the mommy pop star… [passing] on [her] energy…to the baby pop star.”

AMERICAN LIFE ANTI-GEORGE W. BUSH MESSAGES — In this 2003 video, Madonna throws hand grenades (one is caught by President Bush) between flashing images of war. “I am not anti-Bush,” she later said in a statement. “I am not pro-Iraq. I am pro-peace.”

PERFORMING ON A CROSS — Madonna “crucified” herself on a giant cross during her 2006 tour. “[Putting myself on a cross] is no different than a person wearing a cross or ‘taking up the cross’ as it says in the Bible,” she said later. “I believe in my heart that if Jesus were alive he would be doing the same thing.”

LIFE WITH MY SISTER MADONNA — The cover of the new, nasty, unauthorized, warts and all biography on Madonna, written by her estranged brother, has just been revealed.

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