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A four-time convicted burglar gets sentenced to six years in prison for his latest crime — stealing $20 from a toddler’s piggy bank.
Prosecutors say he broke into a home in August 2007 and stole the money from a 2-year-old girl’s piggy bank while she slept in her room.
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Martha Stewart had Little Miss Sunshine star Abigail Breslin on her show yesterday and had the nerve in calling Abigail ‘pleasantly plump’.
 In the segment the pair baked cookies and made ice cream floats. In the midst of all the caloric fun, Martha had the balls to tell the 11-year-old actress that she’s “pleasantly plump” and then later asked her if she’d eaten too many “cheeseburgers on the road.”
You are kidding me, right? No wonder young Hollywood has this distorted vision of what looks good. Nothing like giving an 11 year old girl a potential eating disorder. Shame on you Martha! Abigail should have given Martha the finger.
source: jezebel
With Paris Hilton in the slammer, interest in Celebrity Crime has inspired the collection of courtroom artist renderings.
LOL @ Jennifer Aniston… she has NEVER looked that good!
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No, I didn’t mean Lindsay Lohan and Martha Stewart had a lesbian sex romp…get your minds out of the gutter!
 martha on lindsay’s “party girl” lifestyle -
martha: who does all your shopping? i mean you’re so busy, you’re out every night, clubbing.
lindsay: apparently.
martha: you’re a worker and a party girl too. i’m not upset about that - the party girl part i like. i go out every night! well they [the paparazzi] say i do.
lindsay on who she looks up to and listens to -
martha: is there anyone that can tell you, ‘you’re not going out tonight’?
lindsay: jane [fonda].
martha: well, you don’t live with her!
lindsay: i know, but we talk all the time.
lindsay on working out -
martha: do you work out?
lindsay: i do kickboxing but i haven’t done anything since i’ve been in town.
martha: excuses! excuses! excuses! party girls make excuses!
martha on lindsay cooking -
martha: she’s [lindsay] working up a sweat! this is so great, and it’s not even on the dance floor!
lindsay on dessert -
martha: how many of these [cream puffs] could you eat? do you eat? you know what i mean - do you eat dessert?
lindsay: yes! i love dessert. i have the biggest sweet tooth.
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Martha Stewart ended her brief relationship with Sir Anthony Hopkins, because she couldn’t separate him from his famous character Hannibal Lecter. Seriously, the woman is one looney crackpot.
Stewart, 65, appeared on shock jock Howard Stern’s radio show last week and admitted she had second thoughts about romancing the Welsh-born star after watching The Silence Of The Lambs while they were dating. She said, “Oh, I loved him, but he was… scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine; I have this beautiful home in Maine… but then I reconsidered because I saw that movie again. Do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?”
Hopkins won an Academy Award for his portrayal of Dr, Lecter, but the accolades weren’t enough to sway Stewart. She adds, “I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins, but I couldn’t get past the Lecter thing.”
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Martha Stewart recently chatted it up with shock jock, Howard Stern and ended up revealing something “naughty” to some… “nice” to others. Question is,… what will Santa Claus have to say about it?
So it’s official. Martha Stewart is a badass. Earlier this morning, the Queen of Domesticity was interviewed by King of Shock Jocks Howard Stern on his satellite radio show to commemorate their one-year anniversary at Sirius. For a woman who has her own line of linens and a guy who could own a porn empire, one would have surely expected a conversation between the two to be, um, a recipe for disaster. But Stewart was game. Yes, there were some mildly awkward moments — no matter what, we do not, I repeat, we do not want to hear about Thumper, Lady Martha’s sex toy — but it’s a rare and cool occurrence that a woman of her caliber could roll with Stern’s trademark punches without being offended or emotional, and at times, even give him a taste of his own medicine.
The best moments came when Stern asked questions that would make most people wriggle, Michael Richards-style, in their seats.
When Stewart mentioned that she’d like to go out on more dates, Stern said, “But I thought you wanted me.” She responded, “I did. But then I met you.”
As Stern was wrapping up, he advised that the next time Stewart is on the show she go commando. “Wait, are you wearing underwear today?,” he asked. Stewart, without missing a beat, said, “No… bye Howard.”
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Phillip Swann, president of TVPredictions.com, has named his top ten best and worst looking celebrities on Hi-Def. He notes that, “The High-Definition TV picture is so clear that aging signs and skin imperfections are dramatically visible.”
So, who’s the worst?
 1. Rosie O’Donnell: The loud-mouthed comedienne recently joined the cast of ABC’s The View, but lemme tell ya, no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def. Most people use a wash cloth to clean their face; but Rosie looks like she uses a Brillo pad. Her face is extremely coarse and rough-looking in high-def, particularly when she sits next to the youthful and vibrant countenance of Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
2. Howard Stern: In high-def, Howard looks a little like Cher — that is, if you saw Cher two minutes after she first woke up in the morning. The shock jock reportedly underwent plastic surgery to try to improve his oft self-maligned appearance, but he might want to consider filing a malpractice suit. This is the worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London.
3. Teri Hatcher: The Desperate Housewives star was number one on last year’s ‘HD Horribles’ list, but she’s not any less desperate this year in high-def. Hatcher is now 41, but her age is not the problem. She’s so thin that she could pass as a mother of four in Darfur. Because her body weight is so low, her skin is too tight on her frame. When she makes a facial gesture, the veins on her forehead pop out like they’re auditioning to play the Monster in the next Alien movie.
4. Britney Spears: Mrs. Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV. Her skin is puffy and covered with small blemishes. In high-def, she looks like a different person. And considering the disappointing sales of her last two albums, her record company might think she’s become a different person.
5. Barbara Walters: Bravo to the bravest woman in America. As executive producer of The View, Babs this year gave the green light to broadcasting the show in high-def. But in HD, her face has more lines than a Manhattan sidewalk.
6. Burt Reynolds: After numerous ‘apparent’ plastic surgeries, Burt’s face looks like it’s been Scotch taped back in place. His skin texture seems different in every area, as if the Nip ‘n Tuck boys couldn’t keep track of what they did last. And those toupees don’t help, either. You get the feeling that it takes the Boogie Nights star half the day just to get his head together, and we don’t mean psychologically.
7. Meredith Vieira: After first seeing herself in high-def, The Today Show co-host probably wishes she could turn the clock back to yesterday. Despite NBC giving her a soft focus in studio shots, Vieira’s heavily-lined face is strikingly visible when the cameras swing outdoors.
8. Madonna: Madonna reportedly has had some cosmetic surgery on her face. But it certainly didn’t make her a cut above the rest. The pop star’s cheeks look more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine. It’s very unnatural looking. In fact, she’s starting to look like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. Except, please, no close-ups, Mr. DeMille.
9. Mick Jagger: In high-def, his face looks like a rolling stone. No, on second thought, it looks like it’s been hit by a rolling stone.
10. Ray Liotta: Another returnee from our 2005 list. The pockmarked actor is now playing a thief in the new CBS drama, Smith. Let’s hope Ray steals a case of Clearasil by episode four.
Very sad, especially for Reynolds, who was considered one of the sexiest men in the world not so long ago. Well, I guess 1977 was a pretty long time ago. And Jagger noted several decades ago what a drag it is getting old.
So, who looks good in HD?
 1. Scarlett Johansson: The ‘H’ in HDTV stands for Heaven when you gaze upon the sultry Scarlett. The 21-year-old actress has the most luscious lips on the planet. And how about the rest of her? She’s so beautiful in high-def that she almost persuaded fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi to change more than his clothes at the 2006 Golden Globes.
2. Beyonce Knowles: The Pink Panther star is the cat’s meow in high-def. . Beautiful skin; beautiful teeth; beautiful hair. And, yes, a beautiful body. Of course, it helps that Beyonce is 24 years old, but youth alone won’t save you from the high-def lens. Just ask Britney Spears.
3. Evangeline Lily: In high-def, the luscious Lost star makes being marooned look like a vacation. No wonder Sawyer and Jack seem to have such little interest in getting off the island.
4. Josh Holloway: I’m a guy, but watching the high-def Lost, I can see how Holloway can use his manly wiles to woo everyone from Kate (Evangeline Lily) to Ana Lucia (Michelle Rodriguez) on the show. He looks like Don Johnson from the Miami Vice days.
5. Eva Longoria: Last year’s number one ‘HD Honey,’ Eva is still a sight to behold. And that’s not the only thing I would like to ‘be holding.’
6. Charlize Theron: Another repeater from our 2005 ‘HD Honey’ list. Charlize is perfect. Perfect skin. Perfect hair. Perfect teeth. Perfect body. Oh, what a perfect body.
7. Christina Aguilera: The singer has nice skin and beautiful white teeth. But it’s her sparkling blue eyes that really shine in high-def. Very pretty. If Madonna ever has to reprise her MTV kiss, she would be wise to skip Britney and go straight for Christina.
8. Elisabeth Hasselbeck: The junior partner on The View, Hasselbeck is cuter than a hundred kittens. And she looks sensational in high-def.
9. Ben Affleck: This guy must have signed a pact with the Devil. He has everything! Jennifer Garner; a successful film career (despite a series of box office flops); and looks to kill for. In high-def, he looks younger (and cockier) than his years.
10. Martha Stewart: Yes, Martha Stewart. She might be 65, but she doesn’t look it in HDTV. Prison life must have agreed with her.
Surely, there’s someone out there who looks better than Martha Friggin’ Stewart? I mean, yes, she’s a very nice looking woman for someone old enough to be Allie’s mother. But, c’mon!
Personally, I think Martha Stewart is a sour puss. She broke the law and got her hands slapped. “Going after” The Donald doesn’t seem like a smart move to me. She should just focus her efforts on re-building what she once had. I have never been a fan, but I know there are a lot of people who are.
The Donald Trump-Martha Stewart feud seems to be back on, with Stewart blasting Trump for firing his former Apprentice sidekick Carolyn Kepcher.
“Donald is out of control,” Stewart tells TV’s Access Hollywood. “By the time he’s finished, he will have fired everyone around him and there will be nobody left.” She continues, “Poor Donald will be sitting there on his little pedestal all by himself. He needs to be careful!”
In his own statement on Friday, Trump shot back: “Martha will always be upset with me because her version of The Apprentice was a complete failure and my version remains a tremendous success. Despite that, I still love Martha”
The two moguls first butted heads in October 2005, when Trump blamed Stewart, whose Apprentice spin-off had premiered a month earlier, for pulling viewers away from his own version. Firing back, Stewart told Fortune she’d expected to fire Trump and that her show would replace his. Stewart’s Apprentice was cancelled in November.
The feud came to a head in February, when Trump skewered Stewart in an open letter blaming her performance for her show’s failure and writing in a P.S., “Be careful or I will do a syndicated daytime show, perhaps called The Boardroom, and further destroy the meager ratings you already have!” source
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