martha on lindsay’s “party girl” lifestyle -

martha: who does all your shopping? i mean you’re so busy, you’re out every night, clubbing.

lindsay: apparently.

martha: you’re a worker and a party girl too. i’m not upset about that – the party girl part i like. i go out every night! well they [the paparazzi] say i do.

lindsay on who she looks up to and listens to -

martha: is there anyone that can tell you, ‘you’re not going out tonight’?

lindsay: jane [fonda].

martha: well, you don’t live with her!

lindsay: i know, but we talk all the time.

lindsay on working out -

martha: do you work out?

lindsay: i do kickboxing but i haven’t done anything since i’ve been in town.

martha: excuses! excuses! excuses! party girls make excuses!

martha on lindsay cooking -

martha: she’s [lindsay] working up a sweat! this is so great, and it’s not even on the dance floor!

lindsay on dessert -

martha: how many of these [cream puffs] could you eat? do you eat? you know what i mean – do you eat dessert?

lindsay: yes! i love dessert. i have the biggest sweet tooth.

Stewart, 65, appeared on shock jock Howard Stern‘s radio show last week and admitted she had second thoughts about romancing the Welsh-born star after watching The Silence Of The Lambs while they were dating. She said, “Oh, I loved him, but he was… scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine; I have this beautiful home in Maine… but then I reconsidered because I saw that movie again. Do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?”

Hopkins won an Academy Award for his portrayal of Dr, Lecter, but the accolades weren’t enough to sway Stewart. She adds, “I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins, but I couldn’t get past the Lecter thing.”

So it’s official. Martha Stewart is a badass. Earlier this morning, the Queen of Domesticity was interviewed by King of Shock Jocks Howard Stern on his satellite radio show to commemorate their one-year anniversary at Sirius. For a woman who has her own line of linens and a guy who could own a porn empire, one would have surely expected a conversation between the two to be, um, a recipe for disaster. But Stewart was game. Yes, there were some mildly awkward moments — no matter what, we do not, I repeat, we do not want to hear about Thumper, Lady Martha’s sex toy — but it’s a rare and cool occurrence that a woman of her caliber could roll with Stern’s trademark punches without being offended or emotional, and at times, even give him a taste of his own medicine.

The best moments came when Stern asked questions that would make most people wriggle, Michael Richards-style, in their seats.

When Stewart mentioned that she’d like to go out on more dates, Stern said, “But I thought you wanted me.” She responded, “I did. But then I met you.”

As Stern was wrapping up, he advised that the next time Stewart is on the show she go commando. “Wait, are you wearing underwear today?,” he asked. Stewart, without missing a beat, said, “No… bye Howard.”