Bristol Palin’s baby daddy has been found! Levi Johnston impregnated Bristol, the daughter of GOP vice presidential pick and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.
The NY Daily News describes 18-year-old Levi Johnston as a “a superhunky bad-boy ice hockey player from cold country.”
According to his MySpace page (which is offline now), Levi is just a “f#ckin’ redneck” who doesn’t want kids. Levi loves snowboarding, dirt bikes, fishing and “f#ckin’ chillin’.”
Bristol Palin, now a senior, was frequently seen cheering her young beau from the stands. Levi is also a senior.
“They’ve been together quite a while, more than a year,” she said. “I hope everything comes out well. These are local kids.”
They are getting married, because they have to. Gawker has a couple of Levi’s “f#ckin’” MySpace photos– they are just what you expected.
EVERYONE is talking about Bristol and Sarah Palin today - even Lindsay Lohan!
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I’ve been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to ‘teen pregnancy’- It’s all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.
I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter’s pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.
Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden. See below for Barack Obama’s thoughts:
Sen. Barack Obama said firmly that families are off-limits in the campaign for president, reacting to news that GOP running mate Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter is pregnant.
“Let me be as clear as possible,” Obama said. “I think people’s families are off-limits, and people’s children are especially off-limits. This shouldn’t be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin’s performance as governor or her potential performance as a vice president.”
Obama said reporters should “back off these kinds of stories” and noted that he was born to an 18-year-old mother.
“How a family deals with issues and teenage children, that shouldn’t be the topic of our politics, and I hope that anybody who is supporting me understands that’s off-limits.”
On another note-the last note- i heard a woman say on TODAY on NBC that teens are feeling as if they have to grow up faster.
Really? Because, i think that girls that are CHOOSING to be sexually active and are making a conscious decision to grow up faster….. I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren’t protecting themselves (birth control, condoms, etc.)
So-those are my thoughts for the day. xoxo
What others said:
Dlisted says, “The dude’s name is Levi, he’s a proud redneck and he loves chillin’. I think we’ve found Matthew McConaughey’s long-lost secret love child!”
Matthew McConaughey has decided to follow aborignal custom — even though he’s of Irish ancestry — and planted the placenta of his son Levi under a tree.
Matthew McConaughey says the birth of his son will help bring a little joy to others in the world someday. The actor kept the placenta from the July birth of his son and plans to plant it in an orchard, he tells CNN’s “House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta” in interview scheduled to air in two parts Aug. 9 and Aug 16.
McConaughey says he hopes it will fertilize the land, a ritual long followed in several cultures. “It’s going to be in the orchards and it’s going to bear some wonderful fruit,” he says, according to an interview transcript. “When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river … and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength. This tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous.”
McConaughey also says he and his girlfriend Camila Alves have enjoyed integrating their new baby, Levi Alves McConaughey, into their lives. Already they’ve started introducing him to the “sights and the sounds” of the world — including a John Mellencamp concert.
Dude, that’s just weird.
Source: McConaughey to plant son’s placenta in orchard [AP]
Matthew McConaughey and his longtime love Camila Alves, welcoming their first son Levi Alves McConaughey on the cover of OK! magazine.
Doesn’t his baby look high already?
On coaching Camila:
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”
On finding out it was a boy:
“I said, ‘Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila].”
On how long he’s wanted to be a dad:
“I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming!”
Matthew McConaughey has sold the rights to his son, Levi Alves McConaughey’s first photos to OK! Magazine, who outbid People.
OK! will reportedly pay 3 million for the set of photographs, which is to include Levi’s first Christmas. I wonder if McConaughey will buy a bigger motor home now?
What others said [mickael k never disappoints]:
Dlisted says, “He Would’ve Settled For Half A Joint And A Bag Of Funions.”
source: McConaughspawn — Three Million Dollar Baby [tmz]
Private security was hired to patrol the beach where Matthew McConaughey surfs — but that didn’t stop another brutal beach beatdown from taking place.
Yesterday, a gang of surfers decided that the paparazzi wasn’t welcome on their beach, and proceeded to issue a beating.
After a beachgoer chucked a beer bottle at one of the paps on the shore, an all-out brawl took place by the water — ending with some badly busted-up faces and a lot of ruined camera equipment.
To top it off, this was just a continuation from Saturday, when the first altercation took place.
X17online states,
Damn! These Malibu surfers are looking to protect their turf! The village idiots took to the beach again today — this time a different bunch — and brandished their woman as a secret weapon!
While the beer-bellied “surfers” hung back, they let their girl go ahead and tease the paps with her hollow threats — the woman claiming she was there to protect her beach.
Though the L.A. County Sheriffs Department eventually showed up, no arrests were made.
Personally, I see no problem with the paps being on a public beach and photographing Matthew surfing — no one cares, we’ve seen it a hundred times — but they have a right to be there like anyone else.
Dlisted says, “Matthew doesn’t want any of this kind of violence! He just wants us all to take off our shirts, rub our skank against each other, smoke a bowl and play the bongos!”
source: Malibu Surf & Turf War — The Rematch [tmz]; Video [x17online]
God Bless America. The U.S. version of the reality show got down and dirty with a slut parade. The Big Brother women started the night with a strip tease that was X-rated and involved the blurring out of body parts. Then the whipped cream came out. After microwaving a tub of Cool Whip, Natalie got on the floor to roll around while some tool played the bongos with spoons and a cucumber.
Along with lap dances and skinny dipping….a hot tub orgy followed. The girls were kissing the other girls and the Cheri Oteri doppelganger did some sort of weird naked yoga. I have never watched the show, but I am pretty sure that all the men are homosexuals.
The spit-swapping commenced almost immediately. Everybody was kissing everybody. Natalie kissing Matt and then Alex and then James and even Adam. Natalie kissing Chelsia. Chelsia kissing Alex and then Matt and then James and then Josh. Natalie and Chelsia kissing Josh together. Sharon kissing Matt and then Alex. Speaking of Sharon, her and Alex are sure to get it on eventually in the house. You could feel the fireworks through the screen during each one of their make out sessions.
This is what happens when you give unattractive people booze and bongos. I am surprised Matthew Mcconaughey wasn’t hiding behind the couch.
Bristol Palin, now a senior, was frequently seen cheering her young beau from the stands. Levi is also a senior.
Matthew McConaughey says the birth of his son will help bring a little joy to others in the world someday. The actor kept the placenta from the July birth of his son and plans to plant it in an orchard, he tells CNN’s “House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta” in interview scheduled to air in two parts Aug. 9 and Aug 16.
Damn! These Malibu surfers are looking to protect their turf! The village idiots took to the beach again today — this time a different bunch — and brandished their woman as a secret weapon!
The spit-swapping commenced almost immediately. Everybody was kissing everybody. Natalie kissing Matt and then Alex and then James and even Adam. Natalie kissing Chelsia. Chelsia kissing Alex and then Matt and then James and then Josh. Natalie and Chelsia kissing Josh together. Sharon kissing Matt and then Alex. Speaking of Sharon, her and Alex are sure to get it on eventually in the house. You could feel the fireworks through the screen during each one of their make out sessions.
