Nicole Scherzinger Is Sexy In Maxim – Photos

I generally can’t stand Nicole Scherzinger but I have always agreed that she is one of the sexiest women and definitely has one of the best bodies in the music industry. Here she is in the new issue of Maxim Magazine proving just that.

She also spoke to the magazine saying…

On how Dancing With The Stars is different dancing to her music: “Yeah, it’s definitely more cerebral. Usually I allow the music to take me, so it’s been kind of interesting to be like, “One and two, one and two.” But I think there’s something sexy about a woman who’s in control of her body in every way.”

On the Pussycat Dolls: “A couple of the girls have left the group, but I’m still the lead singer, and I’m still working on music right now. I think the next single will be under my name.”

On her girl crush: “Halle Berry. She’s just naturally gorgeous…I love her smile. Wait, I sound like a dude; I’ve got to snap out of it!”

The lamest thing on her iPod: “I’d like to say I don’t have lame music. But maybe one of my lamest songs would be one of my own! I have demos on my iPod that are unfinished sketches; some just don’t make sense yet.”

Nicole Scherzinger is definitely sexy.

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Maxim’s 2010 Hot 100 List

It’s that time of the year when Maxim release their hottest 100 women of the year. Sadly I can’t agree with their picks at all, I mean look who is at number 1.

01. Katy Perry

02. Brooklyn Decker

03. Zoe Saldana

04. Blake Lively

05. Megan Fox

06. Rihanna

07. Elisabetta Canalis

08. Oliva Munn

09. Kim Kardashian

10. Marisa Miller

What a completely random top 10, who the hell thinks Katy Perry is the hottest woman in the world? The rest of the list is after the jump below.

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Helena Mattsson Strips For Maxim – Photos

Helena Mattsson is featured in the new issue of Maxim and she is wearing nothing but her underwear, in one shot she is topless but sadly you can’t see anything. If you want to see that then take a look at her nipple slip from last week.

I’ve got to be honest and say that she is one of the few reasons I went to see Iron Man 2 over the weekend, it’s not out in the US until this Friday, but I was disappointed with how little of her there was in the movie. The same goes for Olivia Munn, she was hardly in the movie. Here is some bits from Helena’s interview…

On the Hollywood party scene: “I’m a bit boring when it comes to that. I just love to bake chocolate cakes and anything unhealthy. It makes me very popular. Though I don’t know if I could bring them to the set—actors worry about the carbs.”

On the culture shock from Sweeden to L.A.: “It was a big change. I didn’t know a soul when I got here, and I didn’t drive. I ended up walking to McDonald’s every day.”

On working with Robert Downey Jr.: “Surreal. Most of the movie was basically improvised. So there was no way to prepare, and there were no warnings if he was just going to run with it and do something crazy.”

Now back onto Iron Man 2, if you’re planning on seeing the movie here’s a tip – don’t. It was awful. They should have made the whole movie just starring Helena Mattsson.

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Maxim’s Hottest Nerd Crushes In Photos

Maxim have come up with a list of their hottest nerd crushes and I have to agree with most of them, although I think they are missing Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy) and Eliza Dushku.

13. Liv Tyler (Arwen Undómiel) The Lord of the Rings

Granted, she wasn’t the purtiest gal in the LOTR trilogy—that would be Orlando Bloom—but her pert-lipped princess upped a whole new generation of fantasy fetishists’ expectations for elvish tail.

12. Milla Jovovich (Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat), The Fifth Element

The primordial shrieks, the speaking in tongues, the acrobatic dives from tall building and speeding car alike… In short, nerds dig Leeloo because she reminds them of their moms.

11. Natasha Henstridge, Species

Of course, when she impaled some random dude with her tongue during a make-out session, she added a layer of dread to an exercise that already set hearts a-palpitatin’ among the nerdlinger set.

10. Jennifer Garner (Sydney Bristow), Alias

The show’s mythology lost us after a few seasons—wasn’t it eventually revealed that Sydney was her own mother or something?—but the costumes never did. Note to future starlets: Well-tailored schoolgirl and dominatrix getups can do an awful lot to conceal your profound inability to emote.

9. Æon Flux, Æon Flux

She kills. She does somersaults. She catches flies with her eyelashes (just like Phyllis Diller!). The animé-ted Ms. Flux doesn’t communicate all that well, preferring a series of grunts, sighs and giggles (again, Phyllis Diller). That said, as far as mute, assassinatin’, backflippin’ cartoon characters go, Æon totally kicks Smurfette to the curb.

8. Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine), Star Trek: Voyager

The Trek has come a long way from Scottie’s paunch and brogue, hasn’t it? If Mr. Blackwell were commenting on Seven’s nothing-to-the-imagination jumpsuits, he’d say something like, “Set your phasers to STUNNING!” Then he’d inch closer to death’s sweet embrace, hating himself just a little bit more.

7. Famke Janssen (Dr. Jean Grey/Phoenix), X-Men

There’s something about a smart-gal-gone-bad (more like telepathically superbad, actually) that never fails to whirr a fan boy’s propeller. Separately, how come X-Men Nation never entirely warmed to Halle Berry’s Storm? She’s got glowing eyes and she can make it hail. Like a man needs anything more in a mate?

6. Angelina Jolie (Lara Croft), Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Not that any of these gals are remotely attainable, but this impossibly dimensioned tart gets bonus points for literally being the figment of some video-game designer’s imagination. That most people prefer the pixelated Lara to the one embodied by Angelina Jolie in the two Croft movies says an awful lot, none of it good, about us as a society.

5. Grace Park (Lt. Sharon “Boomer” Valerii), Battlestar Galactica

She gets the nod over cast mate Tricia Helfer’s Number 6 for a single reason: Helfer, who plays a cylon frostier than a mug o’ root beer on the show, recently dropped her space drawers for Playboy (photos available at alt.battlestar.nerdbooty). Park, on the other hand, remains as mysterious to this audience as the outdoors.

4. Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity), The Matrix

Whether her form-fitting suit was leather, pleather, or vinyl, she cut quite the figure in it, especially when bounding off walls and displaying the best high kick this side of Radio City Music Hall (hoy-o!). Too bad the producers saddled her with actual human emotions in the two sequels.

3. Gillian Anderson (Dana Scully), The X-Files

Remember the episode, set in Las Vegas, when Scully, like, totally transformed into the anti-Scully and started hitting on the Lone Nerdm…er, Gunmen? That was cray-zee! Scully would no sooner swim in that pool than wear a miniskirt.

2. Zoe Saldana (Neytiri), Avatar

It’s a testament to the incredibly advanced level of motion capture animation on display in Avatar that we left crushing on Zoe Saldana even though she doesn’t technically appear as herself in the movie. We left thinking, “Is it wrong to want to go blue?” And the answer is: “Of course not.”

1. Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia), Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

The nerd-universe equivalent of Phoebe Cates doffing her top in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

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Party On The Truck & Links To Hollywood

Party On The Truck – City Rag

Elementary School Children Perform ‘Scarface‘ Live – Pop Eater

OMG, What A Metamorphosis: Girl Into Michael Jackson! – OMG Blog

Afternoon Pick Me Up: Tracy Nova – F-Listed

Dakota Fanning On Kristen Stewart – Betty Confidential

Guess Who’s Got A Bottle Rocket In His Pocket? – Holy Moly

‘Lost’ Star Yunjin Kim Got Married! – Why Fame

Paris Hilton’s Cameltoe Is No Longer Relevant – Amy Grindhouse

Chris O’Donnell Is Still Such A Hottie – Popbytes

Pamela Anderson’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Video – Celebrity Smack

Luke Wilson Needs A Diaper Change – Celeb News Wire

Tiger Woods Is Back To Work – Fatback Media

Jesse James Enters Rehab – ICYDK

Ha, Ha Carrie Prejean Got Sued – Litely Salted

The Mindy McCready Sex Tape – The Superficial

Nadya Suleman’s Day Out With The Litter – Yeeeah!

Maxim Says The Darndest Things: April Edition – College Candy

Butterfly Swarm Attacks Man! – Tabloid Prodigy

Newport Cougar Promo Model – The Dirty

Kiefer Sutherland Excited For ’24′ Movie – Wonderwall

Fergie Does The Tron Guy Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

A Glass Ceiling For Female Terrorists? – Zelda Lily

Gisele Bündchen & Tom Brady’s Dapper Dude – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Mischa Barton Stays Classy – Anything Hollywood

Get Lucky With Hilary Duff – Hollywire

Matt Damon: Marriage Is A Ridiculous Idea – Hollywood Dame

Christina Aguilera’s New Song, ‘Not Myself Tonight’ Premieres – Allie Is Wired

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Ke$ha Maxim Shoot Outtakes

I hate this chick. I don’t have any real reason to hate her, I just do. Something about her makes me want to find something cute and fuzzy and just beat the shit out of it. What is she, 23? She looks 40. I’m not saying I wouldn’t do her, don’t get me wrong. Then again, I’d try to impregnate a fence post with enough alcoholic motivation and lube.

Anyway, here are some outtakes from the Maxim photo shoot that Ke$ha recently did. Enjoy ‘em, if you’re into this chick.

But really, who the hell licks a shoe?

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Kara DioGuardi Strips For Maxim (Photos)

On last season’s American Idol, Kara DioGuardi stripped down to a skimpy bathing suit on live TV to duet with her TV foe Bikini Girl.

How will she top that this year?

“Um, get naked?” she jokes in the March issue of Maxim. The judge, 39, also poses in a number of barely-there getups for the lad mag.

How did you go from songwriter to American Idol superjudge?

They were looking for a fourth judge, and they wanted to add someone who was in the industry. Plus, I’m known to be ballsy and outspoken. They knew I wouldn’t clam up and go under the desk. Although I did want to, believe me!

Would you have auditioned for Idol when you were starting out?

Yes, but I don’t think I would have gotten too far if I was, like, 20.

Are you missing Paula this season?

During the auditions, yeah, I missed her. She was so nurturing, and I try to have some of that in my critiques. I wouldn’t say I have the maternal instinct that she had, though. I’m a little bit more New York, a little more hard-edge.

Does Simon ever lay into you the way he did Paula?

Definitely. It’s hard for me to say something negative to a contestant without giving something constructive back, and that annoys Simon. But they’re kids, and you feel for them – especially when they have a story, like they’ve overcome cancer or something.

Are you sad that it’s Simon’s final season?

I have no idea. All I can say is the guy can do things not many folks can get away with, and people like when someone is true to himself.

Are you happy about Ellen joining?

I was like, “Rock on!” Are you kidding? The thing with Ellen I don’t think everybody understands is that she’s a huge music lover. That’s what you need to be on Idol.

Did you get a big response from male idol fans?

I got a couple of proposals and though maybe I’d want to divorce my husband. [laughs]

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Kara irritates the crap out of me. Everything about her appears attention-starved.

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Amanda Bynes Covers ‘Maxim’ – Photos

America’s Sweetheart, Amanda Bynes is showing a little bit of skin in her new “Maxim” photoshoot.

Amanda is all grown up now and is trying to shed that “sweet little girl” image in these photos. In the second photo, it looks like they Photoshopped the chipmunk out of her face ala Miley Cyrus.

This photo looks like it was taken for her MySpace page.

For the guys that find this sexy, you’re welcome.

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Stephanie Pratt’s Maxim Photos

For some reason Stephanie Pratt is in the January issue of Maxim Magazine going kind of topless and showing off her ass.

You know these photos are a lot better than I actually thought they would be, Stephanie also gave a little interview to the magazine about being on The Hills…

Was it fun to do this shoot and not be the little sister for once? Even in high school it was, “Oh, you’re Spencer’s little sister.” When we got on TV it was, “We hate Spencer’s little sister because she’s related to Spencer!” I’ve never had my own name, so this is exciting.

A lot of people think The Hills is fake. Can you confirm that all the juicy melodrama is legit? None of us have studied acting. We can’t cry on the spot. My brother really didn’t talk to me for eight months because I went to Lauren Conrad’s birthday party! I think all of us have had the feeling that it would be easier to be on a scripted show.

Has TV helped your love life? Ugh. The guys in L.A. are so awful. I feel like I know half of them, and the other half I don’t want to know. They’re all wearing Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats that say female body inspector. But I’m not looking for someone. I do not want to find my Mr. Right at 23.

You know it’s a recession when somebody like Stephanie Pratt has a spread in Maxim, okay I’m joking but seriously I just thought it was completely random.

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Aubrey O’Day In Maxim Magazine – Pictures

We’ve already seen Aubrey O’Day fully naked in Playboy Magazine but that isn’t stopping her from doing half naked photshoots.

As well as doing the photoshoot, Aubrey decided to fill us in on her thoughts for self grooming…

On Shaving: “I’m fully groomed down there—clean-shaven. But I have a new appreciation of the ’70s girls–bushy and free.”

On Cologne: “Wearing too much cologne is never sexy. It screams insecurity and/or means he’s overcompensating for something.”

On Moisturizing: “Guys need to wear moisturizer with SPF. But not self-tanners. Those are for us.”

Maybe she gave us a bit too much info on her opinions.

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source: Aubrey O’Day Photos [Maxim]

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Audrina Patridge In Maxim Magazine

Just how much photoshopping do you think the guys at Maxim Magazine had to do to make Audrina Patridge look this hot?

Audrina also talked to the magazine….

On her movie Sorority Row:
“I play a sorority girl who gets cheated on. And if you cheat on one Theta Pi, you cheat on all Theta Pis, so me and the other sisters decide to pull a prank on my boyfriend—which does not go according to plan. It’s very gory, but it also has a lot of comedy, so when you’re not getting scared and jumping, you’re laughing.”

On her own reality show:
“The producer is Mark Burnett, who executive-produced Survivor. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real.”

Craziest pick-up line she’s heard:
“This guy at a club once told me, “If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.” I just laughed it off.”

She also says that she “barely” talks to Lauren Conrad and the only form of communication they really have is a few texts here and there. As for Heidi Pratt, she is always asking Audrina to go to bible study.

As for my original question, I think Maxim would have had to do a lot of photoshopping to Audrina Patridge. Too bad they couldn’t put some sense in her brain.

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Dayana Mendoza Sexy Maxim Pictures

Dayana Mendoza maybe Miss Universe 2008 and Miss Venezuela, but what I like best about her is – she is freaking HOT.

This very sexy photoshoot of her for the September 09 issue of Maxim Magazine proves just that, here is some tidbits from her interview:

What was the reaction like in Venezuela when you won?
Venezuela went 12 years not having a Miss Universe. They did, like, parades. In South America we’re big fanatics of pageants. My parents told me that when I won, cars were going through the streets honking like after a soccer match.

And when you got home, were people still going crazy?
I saw all these Venezuelans with the little flags, and they were crying, and I was kind of crying as well. I really enjoyed how much happiness I could bring to so many people by winning. And I think we needed it in my country.

Does a guy have to be an oil tycoon to get a date with you?
No, he doesn’t have to be a soccer player or an actor, either. He just has to be a special guy who is very genuine.

Dayana Mendoza will crown the Miss Universe 2009 winner when the pageant takes place on Sunday August 23.

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Milla Jovovich In Maxim – Hot Pictures

Milla Jovovich has a new movie out, it’s called A Perfect Getaway, so that means that she has some promotional duties to do.

Whats better promotion than lying naked across a bed with only a white sheet covering your naughty bits then posing in your underwear? Answer : there is no better promotion than that.

Check out the awesomely delicious pictures of Milla in the September issue of Maxim Magazine, for the record her movie looks pretty terrible.

But because I love her, I will go see it this weekend. This is proof that sex sells. Here are some quotes…

“I love that I’m a dream girl for geeks. Nerdy guys are always the cool ones in the end.”

“I want to give Maxim readers exactly what they want, and they want to see me. I know it’s all about my body.”

She also confirms there will be a fourth Resident Evil movie and it begins shooting at the end of the month, THANK GOD.

Enjoy these Milla Jovovich pictures.

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Joanna Krupa Is Hot In Maxim

Ever since my last post that featured Joanna Krupa and her sister Marta Krupa doing a sexy photoshoot together for FHM, I have been infatuated with them.

Now flying solo without her sister, Joana is doing a very sexy photoshoot for Maxim Magazine.

On which part of her body she is most proud of: “I like my butt. It’s perfectly proportional, it’s cute and it’s still where it belongs. It’s been behaving so far, and if it doesn’t, I can spank it a little bit and put it back in place- just like I do with my men.”

Advice for hitting men on women: “Pay attention to who you’re hitting on. My sister Marta -who’s a brunette- and I went out recently and this guy came up and dropped some dumb line o me. I told him I wasn’t interested, and a minute later the guy hit on my sister – with the exact same line!”

On being raised in a Catholic family and if she feels guilty over being hot: “God created the body, and there’s nothing wrong with showing t naked. Look at the Vatican. It’s filled with nude paintings by Michelangelo, so why should I feel bad about what I do?”

Joanna Krupa is so hot, enjoy these pictures.

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