Happy Friday! As always, we’re giving you our top ten favorite celebrity quotes from the week. This week, we’ve got Spencer Pratt talking about fame and love, Lindsay Lohan talking about getting booked and Jason Sudeikis’ Jennifer Aniston diss!
“It turns out he was far too legit to quit.”
– Mad Men’s Jon Hamm, on going up against MC Hammer at the Taco Bell Legends & Celebrity Softball Game, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.”
– Spencer Pratt, explaining why his marriage to Heidi Montag failed, to People
“The only ‘bookings’ that i’m familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that i’d be ‘booking’ into Jail… eeeks.”
– Lindsay Lohan, making light of her jail sentence, on Twitter
“The first time you do it, you’re deeply considering an adult diaper.”
– Ryan Reynolds, on strapping into a harness for the flying stunts in his new superhero film, The Green Lantern, to EW
“She was like, ‘So let’s review … For 15 years people have been talking about your boobs. Earlier this year, you wrote about your hoo haw in a book. Now you’re playing a crack ho on TV.’ She was like, ‘Do you think maybe you could do an animated movie next?’”
– Jennifer Love Hewitt, sharing her mom’s reaction to her role as a prostitute in Lifetime’s The Client List, to People
“He really made me feel very, like…I don’t know, like, I could fall in love with him! Like a teenager girl getting crazy.”
– Penélope Cruz’s new husband Javier Bardem, admitting his man crush on Brad Pitt, to Elle
“She should be so lucky.”
– Saturday Night Live’s Jason Sudeikis, on rumors of a reported romance with his Horrible Bosses costar Jennifer Aniston, to GQ
“I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ ’20s!”
– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, on washing her clothes in the sink on season 2 of MTV’s Jersey Shore, premiering July 29
“You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle in one piece, it’s going to be a major accomplishment.”
– Secretary of State and mother of the bride-to-be Hillary Clinton, on husband Bill’s emotional state as they prepare for daughter Chelsea’s impending wedding, to NBC News
“Not to use a James Cameron reference, but it was like being in a little bit of an avatar. It’s going to sound like, ‘Oh, I was a frickin’ avatar,’ give me a break, I’m already vomiting.”
– Leonardo DiCaprio, getting sick to his stomach talking about his Titanic fame, to Rolling Stone
My favorite quote this week was from Javier Bardem about Brad Pitt. Brad’s market value has skyrocketed since he shaved off his beard, so I can see all the love there. What I didn’t like was Ryan Reynolds making me picture him with an adult diaper on. That’s just wrong.
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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Leonardo DiCaprio Breaks It Off With Bar Refaeli? – Popeater
Gisele Bundchen Glistens For Victoria’s Secret – F-Listed
Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Still Huge – The Superficial
Audrina Patridge In A Bikini – News Toob
Queen Latifah Was Sexually Abused – Anything Hollywood
12 Christina Aguilera See-Throughs – City Rag
Geri Halliwell Peeks Inside Her Bathing Suit – Celeb News Wire
Jessica Alba Under Investigation For Vandalism – I’m Not Obsessed
Anne Hathaway In A Bikini – Celebslam
Pregnant Dude Is A Daddy Again – DListed
Megan Fox Has A Big Mouth – The Bastardly
Mariah Carey’s Lowriders – Hollywood Tuna
James Van Der Beek Splits With Wife – Socialite Life
Britney Spears Hooks Up With a Normal Dude – Celeb Warship
Howard Stern Does Not Like Jay Leno – Celebrity Smack
Listen To Scarlett Johansson Sing! – ICYDK
Heidi Montag Was Near Death – Websters Is My Bitch
Kelly Brook Gets Motorboated – Celeb News Wire
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Not Dating – Hollywood Dame
Lily Allen Looks Homeless – Pacific Coast News
MC Hammer ‘Hammertime’ Giveaway! – Allie Is Wired
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