Happy Friday! It’s that time again for Gone Hollywood to give you the best of the best in celebrity quotes for this week! Today, we’ve got some goodies. Joaquin Phoenix has released the crazy and has re-emerged, shaven on David Letterman, Megan Fox talks about being jealous of Shia LaBeouf’s new co-star and Jennifer Lopez’s Idol “diva demands”. Enjoy!
“I was in dirty diapers when she did Dirty Dancing.”
– Jennifer Grey’sDancing with the Stars partner Derek Hough, to People
“We heard that she only likes yellow M&Ms.”
– American Idol executive producer Nigel Lythgoe, joking about the diva rumors that surround new judge Jennifer Lopez, at a press conference
“Elmo’s up, Elmo’s down, Elmo’s round-n-round…”
– Elmo, singing along with Katy Perry to a slightly altered version of her hit song “Hot N Cold” for a Sesame Street segment that has been pulled from the show
“The second you come into my house I bring you to the sink, show you the soap, then hand sanitizer and then I follow you around with baby wipes. Then I wipe the knobs and stuff.”
– Eric Dane, on becoming a new dad and a germaphobe, on Lopez Tonight
“When I met Justin [Timberlake], I thought I was going to faint…But Jessica Biel was there, so I was like, ‘This is not my night…’”
– Glee guest star Charice, on meeting her celebrity crush, to People
“What is your bust size?”
– Kathy Lee Gifford, grilling the Chippendales dancers who came to visit her on the Today show
“I might be a little jealous when I see somebody kissing my Shia, wearing my jeans that I already had been fit for.”
– Ex-Transformers star Megan Fox, on being replaced in the third installment of the franchise, to MTV
“I’m so proud to be on the 2,999th show. I almost made it to the 3,000 show, which has Justin Bieber, the Pope and a special appearance by Paris Hilton, who’s going to demonstrate the differences between chewing gum and cocaine.”
– Nathan Lane, on The View
“I’m a bodywash guy. It freaks me out to use soap.”
– Kenny Chesney, to People
“All the promotion you got from being on here that night…That’s free publicity. So we want a little something for that, and my talent fee – you know, it’s not my first rodeo.”
– David Letterman, trying to get some kickback from Joaquin Phoenix, whose prior appearance on the show turned out to be all an act for his mockumentary, I’m Still Here
Elle Magazine have denied accusations that they made Gabourey Sidbe‘s skin a couple of shades lighter using photoshop on the cover of their magazine.
For their 25th anniversary Elle feature four celebrities on four different covers – Gabourey, Lauren Conrad, Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox. All of them are supposed to be “examples of young women who were changing the world”.
It’s not only the skin that Elle are being accused of changing, the other three covers show the girls in full length photos but Gabourey’s just shows her from the chest up. Elle deny and funny business…
“We have four separate covers this month and Gabby’s cover was not retouched any more or less than the others, we had 25 cover-worthy subjects in our portfolio and we chose Gabby because of who she is. We shot this as a story of exuberant young women changing the world. If you take a look at the portfolio, each of the women were shot in different ways and for different reasons.”
Well there’s no denying that her skin does look a lot lighter in the cover compared to the photo on the right.
source: Elle magazine in Gabourey Sidibe skin lightening controversy [Telegraph]
Ever since the original 90210 finished, Brian Austin Green has only been known as the man who dated and then married Megan Fox. He now has an acting gig on the new season of Desperate Housewives but he is still mainly known only as her husband.
So it’s no surprise that in his interview for the new issue of Details magazine they spent half the time speaking about his marriage to Fox. Here is part of that interview…
You’ve married Megan Fox and turned her into a stepmom—not the role most of us imagine her in. “She is absolutely my better half in parenting. She just gets it. It’s instinctual for her. She loves my son, Kassius. And from the time we started dating—you know, she was 18—she stepped in and took control. It’s unbelievable. At 18, I was like, “Hey, which club is open tonight? And how cool do my pants look? Can I sneak a drink across the bar without getting caught?”
Your relationship was often described as on-again, off-again. “We’ve been together for six years. Find a picture of one of us with any other boyfriend or girlfriend—I challenge you. You’ll only find pictures of her doing press with Shia LaBeouf or me with my son. That’s it. We never once dated anyone else or did anything else.”
Did you ever try to give her advice on navigating the world of celebrity? “You know, in the beginning, she didn’t really want to hear the comparisons, because it was her own crazy road, and it was overwhelming, and she wanted to figure it all out on her own. But now we sit and we share stories, and we’ve found the commonality of it all. It’s the most backwards, fucked-up love story you’ve ever heard. And it worked. And the day that I said, “I do,” I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life. And it was the absolute perfect start to what we hope will be an amazing life together.”
She’s a lot more famous than you are right now. Is that intimidating? “I know the normal male thing is the man works and is successful and brings home the paycheck. I don’t know who the hell set it up, but it’s what people expect. I just don’t care. I hated being famous during 90210. I’m not an extrovert. I’m 37. I have a beautiful wife. I have an amazing 8-year-old son. I love acting, but this is just my job. Fuck, next year I could book some crazy movie that blows up and things could shift completely. And I guarantee you at that point she’ll say, “Fuck, thank God. You go do all that shit now. I’m sick of it.”
It must suck that even when he is working on a TV show, people only want to ask about his wife.
source: Brian Austin Green Married Megan Fox—and You Didn’t [WebsDetailsite]
Happy Friday everyone! For today’s top ten celebrity quotes of the week, we’ve got some good ones! We’ve got Heidi Montag talking about massaging her breast implants, John Stamos’ ‘Glee’ nosiness and Tim Gunn hiding out from ‘Vogue’ editrix Anna Wintour.
Enjoy!
“It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.”
– Megan Fox, 24, on skeptics accepting her new marital status, to Elle magazine
“All of the kids… I lined ‘em up on the trailers and said ‘Alright, I wanna know who’s banging who, right now! Tell me. Who, who, who?’”
– Glee guest star John Stamos, on trying to dig up dirt on his new castmates, to Extra
“The nation mourned.”
– Newly single Susan Sarandon, on the public’s reaction to her split from partner of 23 years Tim Robbins, to New York magazine
“I’m in a witness protection program.”
– Project Runway’sTim Gunn, on his relationship with Vogue editor Anna Wintour after she read an unflattering anecdote about herself in his new book Gunn’s Golden Rules, to Live! With Regis and Kelly
“I’m the Susan Lucci of reality TV.”
– Ex-Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub, on maintaining her television presence, to People
“I just look for a really nice ass!”
– Josh Duhamel, on his maturing view of love and marriage, at a press conference for his new film The Romantics
“I always thought going on an 11-day, cross-country road trip with your best friend sounded like fun. I’d had enough by the second day.”
– Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, on the Thelma and Louise-like road trip she took with BFF Gayle King, to People
“You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe. Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way you want to go through life.”
– Presiding Judge Damian Murray to Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on her recent disorderly conduct arrest, at her court appearance
“I have a new hip, I have a new knee…and I’m going to soon be bionic.”
– Veteran actress and fitness guru Jane Fonda, to Entertainment Tonight
“Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”
– Heidi Montag, on massaging her augmented bosom, on Twitter
What was your favorite celebrity quote this week? Mine was the judge in Snooki’s case comparing her to Lindsay Lohan. That was genius.
Megan Fox obviously isn’t ashamed of hand-me-downs.
The actress has taken to transforming her wardrobe by borrowing T-shirts from hubby Brian Austin Green‘s 8-year-old son, Kassius. And she’s been doing it for years, according to the Daily Mail.
Earlier this month, the ‘Jonah Hex’ star showed off her taut tummy in Kassius’s green “Voltron: Defender of the Universe” shirt. But this isn’t the first time.
Fox also bared her belly back in 2008, proving herself a force to be reckoned with, in the boy’s snug white ‘Star Wars’ tee.
If I could fit in something that small, I would wear it too. And if Kassius were smart, he’d put those Fox-worn shirts on eBay, pronto!
Want to see some vintage Megan Fox? Check out this photo of Megan in 7th grade at the John Hopkins Middle School in Florida.
Isn’t she adorable?
These days, the Transformers star may be known as one the most beautiful women in the world, but things weren’t so easy for the tween Megan. The 24-year-old actress has talked about getting bullied in middle school and allegedly getting pelted with ketchup packets by the popular kids.
Eminem has teamed up with Rihanna, Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan in the incredible new video for Eminem’s song “Love the Way You Lie“.
The video does a great job of highlighting the song’s theme about an abusive relationship, and I think it’s some of the best acting Megan Fox has ever done. Check it out below!
Here is a video I found that was shot by Greg Williams for Esquire a few months ago. Basically the premise is that Megan Fox looks stunning all day long while eating chicken and drinking beer by the pool.
Whatever, it’s a barely dressed Megan Fox rolling around throwing “do me right now” eyes at the camera. You know you want to watch.
Megan Fox, who recently rage-quit from her role on Transformers 3 and starred in the craptastic flick Jonah Hex, has stated that she is a bit leery of people who dish out a bunch of compliments to her.
She mumbled,
“Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass. I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”
Megan has reason to be suspicious. Anyone that is telling her she is talented is trying to take her pants off. No human being with eyeballs has ever seen her in a movie and said “wow, what talent.” Talented just isn’t a word that is used in the same sentence as Megan Fox.
I’m not saying that she should stop making movies… far from it. There are plenty of roles that Megan Fox can do very well, and I for one would watch any movie that featured her mostly quiet and mostly naked.
source: Megan Fox: ‘I Hate Being Told I’m Talented’ [Starpulse]