Complex have thrown together a list of what they think is the top 10 butterfaces (ugly face but hot body) out there and I agree with every single one of them.
10. BROOKE HOGAN
This is Hulk Hogan’s kid. Rubbing up against this girl is the equivalent to rubbing up against Hulk Hogan. With a boob job. Number 10, as in ten cocktails deep before we cross the line on this one.
09. BUFFIE THE BODY
She’s got an ass like that, but that whole “getting to know you” thing isn’t really in the cards. This is why rap videos choose quick cuts over slow motion pans.
08. TIFFANY “NEW YORK” POLLARD
Holy crap, how did she fit that much saline in those things?! We would gladly take a nap on those “Weird Science” two’s as long as she promised to cover her tranny face with a ski mask.
07. CHLOE SEVIGNY
The thing about Sevs is that she’s not trying to trick you with a bunch of hooker makeup. She is what she is, and gets her fame from that awkward face. And it works. Not saying we’re going to look up, but it works.
06. MELANIE “SCARY SPICE” BROWN
Her great body got her a workout video deal, but her face…come on baby, there was a reason why they chose five Spice Girls instead of just one. It’s called the “Spice Girls Conspiracy”—word to Barney Stinson.
05. TILA TEQUILA
We’re pretty sure one of our staff members had sex with Ms. Tequila down in Cancun back in March. We still don’t know how she has her own TV show, but that whole bisexual-in-a-bikini thing works well for the Queen of Myspace, even if her face does look like a Mogwai. Just don’t feed her after midnight!
04. LIL’ KIM
Dancing With the Stars has done her body good, but the years of botox, collagen, and plastic surgery have left her formely cute face pretty fucked up. Hopefully she stops now.
03. FERGIE
A butterface list isn’t a proper butterface list without good ol’ dose of meth-slamming Black Eye-d Peas front woman Fergie. She’s an icon—the Marilyn Monroe of Butter Faces.
02. VIDA GUERRA
We’ve been looking at this photo for five minutes and we still don’t see her face. But still, we’re happy that she’s breaking out of the “video chick” mold. In fact, we would gladly support her aspiring music career if she could figure out a way to rap out of her ass like Jim Carey. Stupid choice IMO, I think her face is okay. Far from a Butterface.
01. LADY GAGA
Sure, she suffers from horse face, but Gaga won our hearts with that shelf-ass and her ability to move like a stripper. But a word of advice: don’t wear outfits that cover up your bangin’ body with a sea of Muppets. We love you baby, but you dress like a dickhead.
Mel B was never shy when she was in the Spice Girls, things haven’t really haven’t changed have they?
The singer turned burlesque star has opened up to Closer magazine about her sex life and her pocket rocket vibrator…
On women not orgasming: “I read about new research that showed 75 per cent of women don’t have an orgasm during sex! Oh my God! That amazed me, because having a good sex life is absolutely essential in my opinion.”
On her favorite little toy: “My advice to women who are unfulfilled in the bedroom is to invest in a sex toy. I use a little vibrator called a Pocket Rocket – and it does the trick every time. The good thing about sex toys is you can use them by yourself of with your partner.”
On her sex life with husband Stephen Belafont: “My hubby and I have a great time together – I’m not sure if it’s because we’re the same age, but we both have very high libidos.”
And finally on getting intimate: “If you feel like getting intimate with your partner, it’s important to be relaxed. I often have a candle-lit bath first and listen to some soothing music. Next, put on some gorgeous lingerie – I’ve got a big collection that’s just for the bedroom. Make sure there are no distractions, then go for it!”
I wonder if women who used to be fans of the Spice Girls back in the day would find it weird getting sex tips from Scary Spice Mel B?
At this point I am beginning to think Lindsay Lohan doesn’t even know what a bra is because any pictures I see of her, she isn’t wearing one – like in these ones.
Judging by her saggy boobs, maybe it is a good thing that she isn’t doing Peepshow in Las Vegas with Mel B.
I thought it was a bit strange when I seen the pictures of Mel B hanging around with Lindsay Lohan at an after party for her burlesque show which is called Peepshow.
You may recall the pictures I posted of Scary Spice performing in her lingerie and showing off her ass in the show which takes place at the Las Vegas Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino.
Well, if new reports are to be believed she could soon be joined by Lindsay who was flown from Los Angeles over the weekend to see the show and meet with the director Jerry Mitchell.
The show is supposed to have rotating leads but if true, Mel B intends to stay after her three-month contract has expired. So where does Lindsay fall into all of this? Kelly Monaco, who plays a character called Bo Peep, wants to leave the show and go back to working on General Hospital.
A source said “people forget that she (Lohan) is a “triple threat” — she can act and sing and dance. She feels that this would really revitalize her career and give her some serious theater cred.”
Lindsay herself said “if they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it.”
Lindsay Lohan could have some competition for the role though, she is up against Holly Madison and Brooke Burke. So who would you like to see join Mel B in the show?
Well look what we have here – Mel B sexing it up as she performs at a burlesque show in Las Vegas.
The former Scary Spice put on a lot of sexy lingerie and revealing costumes as she performed at her latest gig called Peepshow at the Las Vegas Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino.
Mel stars as Peep Diva in the show with Kelly Monaco (who is also a former Dancing With The Stars contestant), in it she guides Monaco’s character Bo Peep on a journey of “self-discovery and sexual awakening.”
Speaking about the show and her new role Mel said “I’m coming out as a solo artist next year, I feel this show is putting me back in an arena that I’m most comfortable in and love doing most, which is performing and entertaining on stage. This is an original show. This part is great for me. As a Spice Girl I would bring guys on the stage and whip them, so I think I’ve always been slightly naughty.”
Hmm I might just have to check this show out when I get to Las Vegas next time so I can see Mel B parade around in these outfits.
Comic actor Harvey Korman has died at 81, according to the UCLA Medical Center.
Korman died at the center four months after suffering complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm.
“It was a miracle in itself that he survived the incident at all. Everyone in the hospital referred to him as ‘miracle man’ because of his strong will and ability to bounce right back after several major operations,” said Korman’s daughter, Kate Korman. “Tragically, after such a hard-fought battle, he passed away.”
Korman was a regular on “The Carol Burnett Show” from 1967 through 1978, for which he won Emmy awards in 1969, 1971, 1972 and 1974. He also won a Golden Globe for his work on the series.
The lanky Korman also appeared in Mel Brooks’ “Blazing Saddles” (as the sneering Hedley Lamarr), “High Anxiety” and “History of the World, Part 1.”
He starred in his own short-lived situation comedy, “The Harvey Korman Show,” in 1978, in which he portrayed Harvey Kavanaugh opposite Christine Lahti, who played his wife, Maggie.
He made dozens of appearances in other television shows and movies during his lengthy show-business career, including providing voices for several animated productions. Among those was The Great Gazoo, a helmeted space man who appeared in some episodes of “The Flintstones.”
Korman was born in Chicago, Illinois. His first marriage, to Donna Ehlert in 1960, ended in divorce in 1974. He married Deborah Fritze in 1982. Both marriages produced two children.
Korman landed some sketch work on “The Red Skelton Show” in 1961, followed by a four-year stint on “The Danny Kaye Show,” which led to his joining Carol Burnett in 1967.
In addition to his wife and daughter, Korman is survived by three other adult children — Laura, Maria and Chris — and three grandchildren.
I loved Harvey Korman and Tim Conway together — especially how Harvey could rarely keep a straight face.
UPDATE (James): See my thoughts and more clips at OTB. Like Allie, I always enjoyed the Korman-Conway duo. Apparently, we weren’t alone, as the two toured together for years after the show ended.
source: Comic actor Harvey Korman dies at 81 [cnn]
Dancing with the Stars’ Karina Smirnoff and her dance partner/boyfriend Mario Lopez were practicing a few lifts in the ocean, resulting in Mario getting an eye full of nipple — almost taking it out.
The show has produced a few newly joined couples — maybe it’s the romantic dancing, eh? Even though she was recently married, I totally thought Mel B. would hook up with her partner, they seemed so close.
Mel B proves Eddie Murphy is missing out on some sweet Spice Girl action with her new campaign for Ultimo lingerie.
Her photoshoot used the views from around LA as her backdrop which, in my opinion, looks like something from those cheap Victoria Secret knockoff catalogues. The employment of Mel has left Sarah Harding without a current job. As the former spokes model for the brand she was ready to start her third season modeling for the panty and bra line when they dropped her and opted to use the Spice Girl.
This woman has recently had a baby an there isn’t a stretch mark or any sign of being pregnant. I now am green with envy and plan on living on tofu for the rest of my life.
Can’t say I am too surprised she is publicly airing out her nipples. Why is Nicole Narain’s nipple slip even worth taking a peek at? Narain was Colin Farrell’s sex tape partner and scored a spread in Playboy.
Eh, it is almost Friday. A little nip always gets you through the day. And as the good people at Egotastic pointed out, “she obviously wants some attention, and who am I to deny her?”
What Others Said:
Celebrity Twit- “She kinda of reminds me of a younger and hotter version of Mel B, just with smaller fake tits and less scary.”
Click Continued to See the NSFW Nipple Slip Photos
Stanley Kamel, best known as Dr. Charles Kroger on “Monk,” has died of a heart attack.
Stanley Kamel, who played Adrian Monk’s long-suffering psychiatrist on the TV detective show “Monk,” has died. He was 65.
Kamel was found dead Tuesday of a heart attack in his Hollywood Hills home by his agents, publicist Cynthia Snyder said.
Kamel, born on January 1, 1943, in New Brunswick, New Jersey, had a nearly four-decade acting career, much of it on television. He had a recurring role as an unscrupulous psychiatrist, Dr. Graham Lester, in the 1995 television series “Murder One,” and other recurring roles on “Days of Our Lives,” “Melrose Place” and “Beverly Hills 90210,” as well as smaller roles on many other shows. Kamel began acting off-Broadway and got his first television break playing Eric Peters on “Days of Our Lives” in the 1970s. He appeared in several movies.
For several years, he portrayed Dr. Charles Kroger on the USA Network series “Monk.” As Kroger, he dispensed advice during weekly therapy sessions to Monk (Tony Shalhoub), a brilliant but neurotic private detective with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
A shame.
Source: Stanley Kamel, ‘Monk’ Psychiatrist, Dead at 65 [AP/CNN]
Lady Beckham almost gave London a peek-a-boob while frolicking around during the Spice Girls performance. Mel B. grabs Beckham’s heaving breast while the two sang. She was either helping Victoria keep her nipple undercover by grabbing a handful or she is just helping herself to a bit of pinch and tickle on stage.
