Michael Phelps visited the Playboy Club in Las Vegas last night and demonstrated his excellent backstroke on one of the resident [cough] ladies there.
The Olympian was accompanied by an entourage of striped-shirted schmucks, one of whose sole duties appeared to be pointing a flashlight at anyone attempting to photograph the swimmer during his efforts to obtain a gold medal in ass-grabbing. (”It was unreal,” says Neel. “Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over… I’ve never seen such an aggressive grip.”)
So much for the “role model for children”. Sex tape in 3…2…
source: Michael Phelps Squeezes Out Another Victory At The Playboy Club [radar]
NBC couldn’t televise the most exciting action at the Olympics in Beijing - the sexual acrobatics of the young competitors in the Olympic Village.
According to veterans of the Games, the world’s top athletes were hooking up for the two weeks of competition - with a final burst of sexual release last night on the eve of today’s closing ceremonies.
[Click thumbnails to view Olympic hotties -- pictured from left -- Alicia Sacramone, Victoria Pendleton of Great Britain, Sweden's Susanna Kallur, Leryn Franco of Paraguay, Olympic gold medal winner Jennie Finch and Soccer player Heather Mitts]
“This sex fest . . . [happened] right here in Beijing,” Matthew Syed, a past Olympian and table-tennis champion now working as a commentator, writes in the Times of London.
“Olympic athletes have to display an unnatural - and, it has to be said, wholly unhealthy - level of self-discipline in the build-up to big competitions. How else is this going to manifest itself than with a volcanic release of pent-up hedonism?”
Syed notes the big winners, “even those as geeky as Michael Phelps,” were the principal objects of desire for many female athletes. Losers also get their share, he said, adding it was “a common sight to see recently knocked-out athletes gorging on Magnums and McDonald’s, swilling alcohol and, of course, shagging like crazy.”
To make sure the competitors practice safe sex, the Bejing government stocked the Olympic Village with free condoms, and they were scooped up by the handfuls. One Australian athlete told the paper, “It is unbelievable in there; everyone is totally crazy once they are out of their competitions.”
Many past Olympic hookups have progressed beyond the original passion. Tennis aces Roger Federer and gal pal Mirka Vavrinec met at the 2000 Games in Sydney, as did field-hockey greats Alyson Annan and Carole Thate, who entered a civil partnership. Air riflers Matt Emmons and Katy Kurkova wed after sparks flew in Athens in 2004. And sprinter Derek Redmond and swimmer Sharron Davies married after meeting at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics.
Here’s Olympic Gold Medal winner Michael Phelps on the new box of Corn Flakes. He will also be on the box for Frosted Flakes in September — he said that Frosted Flakes is his favorite cereal.
They say Frosted Flakes has three times the sugar as Wheaties and only a third of the fiber, neither of which help the fight against childhood obesity. They think he should be on the cover of a Wheaties box instead.
Obviously Corn Flakes and Frosted Flakes offered Phelps more money — put up or shut up. Heh!
What others said:
E! Online says, “They have a point. We definitely ate more Frosted Flakes than Wheaties growing up, and look where we are—blogging.”
Dlisted says, “Since Michael Phelps shaves his pits, does that mean he waxes his dolphin fin area too?”
Asked how the poolside rumors made their way into London’s Daily Telegraph, Beard said she had no clue. “We don’t even talk to each other.”
Eww? Excuse me — but I would hardly call Michael Phelps “Eww”. I like how she denies even talking to him. Personally, I think it’s pretty crappy trash talking him like that, it makes her ugly.
Does she really have THAT much room to talk?
What others said:
Dlisted says, “Something tells me Amanda tried to sit on Michael’s golden peen once, but she couldn’t handle it. Even Sienna Miller’s vagina of destruction quivers at the thought of getting near his invincible rod.”
Gawker says, “Right but isn’t Phelps’ job to win swim meets and maybe help sell some swimwear and watches on the side? And hasn’t he succeeded brilliantly at that as compared to a certain Amanda Beard who dropped out after the semi-finals? God this isn’t even a proper backlash.”
source: ‘EWW,’ MIKE AND I AREN’T ITEM [new york post]
“This sex fest . . . [happened] right here in Beijing,” Matthew Syed, a past Olympian and table-tennis champion now working as a commentator, writes in the Times of London. 
