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When it comes to Chelsea Handler it seems like nobody is safe from her jokes, especially when they are hot in the news at the moment. Because of this Zimbio have come up with a list of 14 celebrities that Chelsea has gone in on.
Angelina Jolie
One of the most venomous of Chelsea’s diatribes was directed at actress Angelina Jolie. In a 2010 New Jersey standup performance, Handler ranted, “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f**king believe you … she gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f **king b**ch.”
MTV’s Teen Moms
While Chelsea hasn’t directed any disses at any of the individuals on 16 and Pregnant, she’s made it clear that she isn’t a fan of the Teen Mom phenomenon. “Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you’re a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody,” Handler told the New York Times.
Tori Spelling
Chelsea has trashed Tori Spelling innumerable times on her show, prompting Tori to joke, “I want to thank you for finding ways to say I’m ugly and stupid, week after week” at the 2009 Bravo A-List Awards. Handler responded, “I want to thank her for being able to take a joke. I’m going to try my hardest not to tell her she looks like a man anymore. It’s not nice. Even if it’s true, it’s not nice.”
Heidi Montag
Chelsea dislikes Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt so much, she won’t have them on her show. But she will make fun of them. Once, after airing a clip of Montag’s beachy music video, Chelsea exclaimed, “While I was watching this I was hoping a giant jellyfish would leap out of the ocean and sting one of her big, fake boobies!”
Kim Kardashian
Chelsea Handler shares a network with Kim Kardashian, which perhaps explains how Kim has managed to avoid too much scrutiny on Chelsea Lately. Still, she did have her brother recite the lyrics to Kim’s mega-fail single “Jam (Turn It Up)” on air, highlighting the masterful lyricism of Kim’s first musical opus.
Lindsay Lohan
In June 2010, Chelsea ran a skit about Lindsay Lohan’s family visiting the actress in prison. In the skit, Dina (played by Chelsea) spirited cocaine, cigarettes, a bottle of Belvedere and Samantha Ronson into prison using her, uh, private parts (ew). Lindsay must not have been terribly insulted, however, as she filmed a cameo for Handler’s hosting gig at the MTV VMAs just three months later. Too bad it wasn’t all that funny.
Perez Hilton
After the 2010 MTV VMAs, Perez Hilton wrote that Chelsea “didn’t really pull it off…For the most part, we were bored and just hoping she would shut the hell up so we could hear more music.” Chelsea took to Twitter to write, “Oh, f**k off. I had a blast and the show awesome last night. Bomb? Your life is a bomb.”
Jay Mohr
Sober comedian Jay Mohr tweeted in March 2010, “Just saw Chelsea Handler in the lobby of my hotel. She was so drunk she could hardly walk. I think someone has a wee bit of a problem.” Handler countered, “Jay Mohr thinks I ‘stumbled’ past him last night. There’s a big difference between stumbling by and just not interested.”
Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee
In the wake of Jesse James’ cheating scandal, Chelsea wrote in her blog of James’ mistress Michelle McGee: “Denny McGee said that Michelle really believed that Sandra and Jesse were separated and was “shocked” to see them together at the Oscars. I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face.”
Kirstie Alley
In her explanation of why she’d never be on Dancing with the Stars, Chelsea told Joy Behar, “[I] can’t even watch it. I mean, obviously I had to watch when Kirstie Alley was on because I had to see what was going to happen to the floor, but I just… I can’t watch that show.”
Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon
In October 2010, Handler tweeted, “I just heard Nick Cannon is starting a comedy tour. Who’s going to do the comedy?” Cannon fired off a series of tweets in retaliation, calling Handler “ugly white trash.” The two later worked things out in person, and Cannon explained that he’d already been offended by a joke Handler had made about Nick’s wife, Mariah Carey—namely that she looked like she could be Nick’s mother.
John Mayer
Chelsea must have hit a nerve when she joked of John Mayer, “I liked him before he started talking. I liked his singing, and then he ruined it with talking. It’s just like if I started to sing, you got that d**chebag?” Mayer took to his now-defunct twitter to write, “I’m trying to figure out why Chelsea Handler has such seething hatred for me. I must remind her of someone she knows and doesn’t like.”
The Jonas Brothers
Chelsea has poked fun at the Jonas Brothers many a time, most notably with a February 2010 skit in which Taylor Swift (played by Chelsea) visited the brothers backstage before one of their shows, bragging about how she’s going to find dudes without purity rings.
Paris Hilton
In 2009, Jenny McCarthy and Chelsea Handler shared the story of an encounter with Paris Hilton at the Bravo A-List Awards. It wasn’t complimentary. Beforehand, Chelsea quipped, “I’ve actually met her before but she doesn’t know when she’s met someone before ’cause she’s so stupid.”
I’m not a big fan of Chelsea, I think she can seem quite bitter and unfunny at her jokes some times but I’m not going to lie some of these did make me laugh.
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McDonalds Introduces Their New Double Down – City Rag
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Regrets Her Nazi Tattoos – Pop Eater
Shelley Malil Is A Really Good Actor – IDLYITW
Ryan Reynolds. That Is All. – Popbytes
Keanu Reeves Is No Longer Sad – The Superficial
Jedward Makes Out With A Hot Dog – Tabloid Prodigy
Taylor Momsen Attracts Pedophiles? – Holy Moly
OMG, Cute: A Dancing Panda – OMG Blog
Katy Perry Holds A Grudge – Celebrity Smack
Coco Walks The Runway – Celeb News Wire
Snooki Opens Up About Anorexia – Anything Hollywood
Guess Who Wins ‘Big Brother 12‘ – Wonderwall
Sesame Street Gets Down With Will.i.am – College Candy
Silvio Berlusconi Has Advice For Women – Zelda Lily
Has Drew Barrymore Lost Too Much Weight? – Hollywood Life
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Ghazaltt – F-Listed
Cheryl Cole Is A Ballerina – Why Fame
Miley Cyrus Song Causes Seizures – Betty Confidential
Ali Larter Shows Off Her Baby Bump – ICYDK
Leighton Meester Wants Her Own Clothing Line – Hollywire
Leonardo DiCaprio Splurged On A Turtle – Allie Is Wired
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Jesse James appeared on ABC’s Nightline last night and he claims that he was abused as a child which is part of the reason he ended up cheating on Sandra Bullock.
Jesse claims that being abused by his father as a child left him with abandonment issues which resulted him cheating on his wife because he was ashamed of his abuse. He says that this is another reason he went to seek help in rehab, not just for his cheating on Bullock.
On his dad’s abuse: “I was a terrorized kid, I was petrified of my dad … It wasn’t so much getting the sh– beat out of me or getting my arm broken or getting kicked or whatever or punched, it was the in-between time. It was the fear of that happening again. I grew up with a huge amount of shame and fear and abandonment on my shoulders from a very young age, and I think, you know, the way my mind rationalized [cheating], ‘Well, you know, I might as well do whatever I can to like run her off, ’cause she is going to find out what I am anyway and leave me anyway.’ The struggle within myself for the things that I did … to damage marriage and my life and everything else, it’s all me. I’m doing it because, you know, I’ve basically never felt good enough for anyone.”
On his sex addiction: “I don’t think I have a sex addiction where I’m running around trying to have sex with everyone and I can’t stop. I think I do things to sabotage myself, including having extramarital affairs, texting, over-working myself, injuring myself, doing stunts and stupid things. I do a lot of things in my life that I shouldn’t be doing that aren’t conducive to being a good husband. The affair is just one of them.â€
His father, Larry James, flat out denies these allegations. As does his former stepmother, Janina James Coan, who says that she was appalled by Jesse making these claims. Janina was involved with Jesse’s father since he was 6 but they later divorced, she says the reason he had broken bones is because of his motor-crossing. She also said his father was a lovely person and never did anything to hurt him.
She then says they had a fallen out when he was 16 because his dad found out that Jesse and a friend robbed a Fotomat, his dad then called the cops on him which resulted in Jesse ending up in juvie. But again she denies that his dad abused him.
If Jesse James is making these accusations up then he is even more of a pig than I thought, these aren’t the sort of things you just throw around. If he is telling the truth then it still doesn’t excuse his cheating on Sandra Bullock. Now that he’s given his side of the story he should just fade out of the limelight, but I doubt he is going to let that happen.
source: The Child Abuse Excuse [Dlisted]
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Hoggin’ On The Sexy – City Rag
Cameron Diaz Gets Benched – Betty Confidential
Leighton Meester Talks Music – Pop Eater
Lea Michele Twitter Apology For Time Gala Joke – Amy Grindhouse
Rihanna Hits The Bottle – Holy Moly
Leona Lewis’ SATC Song – Hollywood Life
Pauly D Needs A Tan – Celebrity Smack
Isla Fisher Prepares Big Sister Olive – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Next Up For Jake Gyllenhaal: Joe Namath – F-Listed
Anne Hathaway’s Thieving Boyfriends – Why Fame
Courtney Love Goes on The Record With Fuse – Popbytes
Janice Dickinson Has Screwed Everyone – Celeb News Wire
Mariah Carey Rocks Sweats & Stilettos – ICYDK
Michelle Bombshell Gets A Butt Tattoo – Litely Salted
Britney Spears Loves The Jewelbry! – The Superficial
One More Try For Larry King & Shawn Southwick – Bitten & Bound
Lady Gaga Shows Her Butt – Drunken Stepfather
OMG, How Protective: Winston Guards The Bananas – OMG Blog
Toni Braxton’s Still Got It – Tabloid Prodigy
Michael Jackson Is Still Alive – Yeeeah!
Are Feminist Groups Blowing Off Muslim Women? – Zelda Lily
Princeton Students Aren’t As Smart As We Thought – College Candy
Heidi Klum Talks About Keeping Her Marriage Fresh – Wonderwall
Alicia Keys Might Be Pregnant – Anything Hollywood
Selena Gomez’s Big Day – Hollywire
CMT’s 2010 Music Award Nominees – Hollywood Dame
Miley Cyrus’ Leaked Dirty Dancing Video – Allie Is Wired
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An unrepentant Michelle “Bombshell” McGee continued to hold Sandra Bullock at least partially responsible for the tawdry affair with Jesse James.
Speaking on the Howard Stern show on Wednesday, McGee said of Bullock, “I feel bad for her, I do.”
But then she added about Bullock in explanation: “They slept with 9 dogs in the bed…she liked to sleep with all the dogs in the bed.”
McGee was promoting an upcoming extreme wrestling match with porn star Gina Lynn but ended up talking extensively about her James affair including her introduction through Myspace.
After weeks of correspondence, James eventually invited her for a tour of his bike shop which ended, naturally, on the coffin-shaped couch in his office.
“Yeah, it wasn’t excellent,” she said. While she claims she wasn’t overly impressed she added that his hands were strong because he “literally ripped (my leggings) off.”
McGee also insisted she is not a white supremacist on the show. “No, not very white supremacist. No. No, more like white pride stuff.”
In the end McGee says she got very little out of the relationship with James in terms of material goods. “He gave me a t-shirt once…it had wolves on it,” she said. But no fancy dinner. “I didn’t even get a slice of pizza.”
This biatch is disgusting!
In related news, Sandra Bullock is leaving Hollywood!
source: Michelle McGee: Sandra Bullock Shares Blame for Affair [popeater]
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Celebrity Divorces linked with Michelle McGee Says ‘Sandra Bullock Shares Blame’
Iron Man Vs. Hugh Grant – City Rag
Pamela Bach Gets 90 Days In Jail – Pop Eater
Get Lea Michele’s Look For Less – Betty Confidential
Peaches Geldof & Eli Roth Make Us Nauseous – Holy Moly
Tour Inside Ellen Pompeo’s House! – Hollywood Life
Will Smith & Tommy Lee Jones Are Making A Comeback – F-Listed
Bonnie Wright & Jamie Campbell Bower Engaged – Why Fame
Hayden Panettiere Short Hair: Before and After – Amy Grindhouse
LegalBytes: Cameron Douglas Gets Five Years – Popbytes
Paris Hilton Stinks Up Hollywood – Celebrity Smack
Michelle Bombshell Wants To Be Sandra’s BFF – Celeb News Wire
Kate Gosselin Needs A Psychiatrist – ICYDK
Paris Hilton Is A Gold Digger – Litely Salted
Hayden Panettiere’s Boyfriend Likes Little Boys – The Superficial
Jessica Alba In Total Film Magazine – Yeeeah!
Happy 5th Birthday Youtube! – College Candy
Paris Hilton Must Be Smokin’ Crack – Tabloid Prodigy
Renee Zellweger Is Not Human – Drunken Stepfather
Michael C. Hall Fully Recovered From Cancer – Wonderwall
OMG, His Bulge: Taylor Lautner – OMG Blog
Running A Green Household Takes A Lot Of Green – Zelda Lily
Kourtney Kardashian & Mason Dash To Work – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Chace Crawford Has A British Girlfriend – Anything Hollywood
Kim Kardashian Married A Violent, Abusive Man – Allie Is Wired
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Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is some kind of special breed of whore, designed in a secret whore lab based in Alabama somewhere to go out and whore. Her creators must be proud.
Reports are flying in today that McGee’s ex-husband, Shane Modica, has been telling some stories about his skanky former spouse. Before spreading her well tatted legs for Sandra Bullock‘s husband, Jesse James, Bombshell was apparently boffing Pink’s motocross (and whore) riding husband, Carey Hart.
According to RadarOnline, Modica stated:
“I knew about her fling with Carey Hart, Michelle told me that she had slept with him. She flew out to Las Vegas to see him but she was upset that they never got to spend as much time together as she expected too.”
Sources are saying that Pink and Carey Hart were “estranged” at the time.
Jesse James and Carey Hart have both been in the same disease infested pit. Gross. Now Sandra Bullock and Pink have been forever tainted by the stink of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.
Tragic.
Source: Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee had a fling with Pink’s hubby [New York Post]
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Celebrity Divorces linked with Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee Also Slept With Pink’s Husband
Numero Uno of Jesse James‘ pack of sleazy whores, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, claims that she really isn’t a Nazi. It was all just a big misunderstanding. According to an unsworn declaration obtained by TMZ, McGee says,
I do NOT do any pornography in my home.
I do NOT do any webcam ‘sessions’ from my home with my children present.
The child block magnets spelling ‘white power‘ was NOT of my doing. Friends of Shane’s did this and gave the picture to Shane upon HIS requested (sic) so he could use it against me in court.
I do NOT show my children how to ‘Nazi salute‘.
I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on me.
I do NOT date gang members.
Well, TMZ claims that she actually does have a Nazi tattoo very close to her busted genitals, but they won’t show the photographic proof because they don’t want to cause a massive worldwide vomiting epidemic.
I love how she claims that she doesn’t do any pornography at home, and then says that she doesn’t do webcam sessions at home while her children are present. Which is it, McGee?
Bombshell is claiming all of this drama is due to an ongoing custody battle with her ex, she says that he wants to get full custody of their children and move them out of the country. Sounds like a good idea to me.
Source: Bombshell McGee — I’m Not a Nazi [TMZ]
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It’s Friday again and you know what that means! It’s time for us to talk about Lady Gaga giving herself a mental orgasm and Kirstie Alley’s Conan revenge!
Without further ado, I give you the top ten celebrity quotes of the week!
“Bieber fever – I’m not necessarily a fan. I don’t listen to that kind of music. I like, like, Kurt Cobain is like my dream boyfriend.”
– Miley Cyrus, clarifying her musical crushes, to MTV
“I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated. My advice: just stop eating s– every day.”
– Jennifer Aniston, on her sensible diet, to Harper’s Bazaar U.K. magazine
“Here’s proof that love is alive and well in Hollywood – at least for my darling husband and my husband’s darling husband.”
– Jennifer Garner, joking about the “prototype for the great Hollywood bromance” – the relationship between her husband Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, at the presentation of the 24th American Cinematheque Award
“I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full-time motion picture actress.”
– Heidi Montag, revealing her post-reality show plans to become a Hollywood mogul, to People
“Some people overdo it a little bit. I don’t want to say names – Conan O’Brien. And I don’t want to say the word karma, but he doesn’t have a show and I do.”
– Kirstie Alley, having her revenge for being late-night show fodder, on Rachael Ray
“[Russell] likes to buy those bride magazines. He’s a bridezilla! He wants everything to be monogrammed.”
– Katy Perry, on fiancé Russell Brand’s wedding excitement, to InStyle magazine
“Like they said, he is half-baked. They pulled him out of the oven too soon. He wasn’t properly formed.”
– Sharon Osbourne, describing her Celebrity Apprentice co-competitor Rod Blagojevich, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
“I don’t know if this is too much for your magazine, but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm.”
– Lady Gaga, to New York magazine
“I am so glad I’m DEAF! Every time they mention Justin Bieber or Taylor Lautner, 10,000 girls SCREAM here at Nickelodeon’s KCA!…Now Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus here at KCA. They are screaming so loud even I CAN HEAR IT!”
– Hearing impaired actress Marlee Matlin, Tweeting from the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards
“I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense because she basically has one on her face.”
– Chelsea Handler, questioning how Jesse James’ alleged mistress Michelle McGee could have not known that he was married, on her E! online blog
What was your favorite quote of the week?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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Jesse James is a real piece of work. If “work” were another word for shit.
Just today a picture was released showing Jesse James throwing up a Nazi salute, and information was posted about his twisted foursome with some dude, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and a skanky bitch named Skittles Valentine. Now it is being reported that he fought his pit bulls in a dog fighting ring.
This news comes from the National Enquirer, so it’s not the most reliable source of true information. However, Jesse James has shown that he is a complete douche nozzle and I believe that this could definitely be real. According to a source, Jesse fought two of his dogs and one of them, named Rudy, was “ripped apart in the savage attack that tore a leg almost completely from his bodyâ€.
Sandra Bullock apparently learned of this event and someone in the know told the tabloid,
“Sandra was horrified and in tears when she first heard what had happened to those animals. She believed he was this gentle biker with a heart of gold. But if he can let this sort of thing happen to his dogs, that tells you who he really is – Jesse IS heartless.â€
This is just beyond disturbing. How has Sandra Bullock stayed married to this man for so long? She had to know what kind of person he was at some point, there is no way that he hid all of his infidelities, white supremacy beliefs and animal cruelty from her during their entire relationship. Jesse James is just completely screwed, his career and his public image are probably tarnished if not destroyed permanently. If he actually fought his dogs, I hope charges are pressed against him soon, and he spends a bit of time in prison becoming some huge lonely convict’s sperm catcher.
Source: Jesse James’ Pit Bulls In Dog Fighting Ring Scandal [Bumpshack]
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Nazi enthusiast Jesse James had all sorts of sex while he was married to Sandra Bullock, including last year’s foursome with a man and two women (one of whom was known mistress Michelle ‘Bombshell’ Mcgee) that may or may not have involved a latex glove.
Jesse is currently in rehab, reportedly for sex addiction.
In an interview, tattoo artist and owner of Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, Eric McDougall, and receptionist, Skittles Valentine, confess to having a freaky foursome with Jesse James and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee last June – and Skittles had intercourse with Jesse without a condom.
The racy encounter took place one drunken night after the Ink-N-Iron tattoo festival last June while Sandra Bullock was busy promoting The Proposal.
“Michelle came into my shop and was like, ‘I’d like to introduce you to my boyfriend. I recognized Jesse right away.”
After Eric filled in Jesse’s octopus tattoo with a little color free of charge, Jesse and Bombshell went to a liquor store downstairs and returned with booze to lighten the mood. Michelle made the first move, kissing Skittles, and then they all found their way to the tattoo parlor’s private back room. “Jesse and Michelle both wanted Skittles,” says Eric, noting there was never a mention of Sandra.
“Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex,” said Skittles. “I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute.”
The foursome ended only when Bombshell got jealous of Skittles spending too much time with Jesse — and the two ended up in a hair-pulling, knock-down fight! (Requests for comments from Jesse and Michelle were not returned.)
While Eric can’t recall if he used protection during the more intimate part of the night, Jesse didn’t use any protection. “Maybe I used a latex glove,” says Eric. “I don’t know. Sometimes as a last-case scenario I tie a latex glove finger off.”
And here comes the sex tape. Disgusting, the whole lot of them!
source: Jesse James’ Foursome Partners Tell All About Wild Encounter [huffington post]
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Seriously how much more shit can come out about Jesse James? As of right now there is 5 women he allegedly cheated with on Sandra Bullock and now a Nazi inspired photo has come out.
As he checked himself into a treatment facility to “deal with personal issues” the world gets angered by this photo that US Weekly are going to publish.
In the photo, which was apparently taken back in 2004 while him and Bullock were dating, Jesse is wearing a hat that is identical to the hat worn by his first mistress, Michelle “Bombshell†McGee, in her Nazi inspired photoshoot.
Friends have come to his defense and said that he is not a Neo-Nazi and that he took this photo for shock value, I say that Jesse James is just a complete and utter moron.
source: Jesse James Nazi Photo [Allie Is Wired]
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There’s A Jon Gosselin Impersonator? – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, How Clumsy: Jamie Oliver – OMG Blog
Have You Seen Sir Serpe – The Dirty
Larry King Gets Blunted – City Rag
Alex Reid Needs To Get His Head Checked – Holy Moly
Lady Gaga Is Having A Tea Party! – Hollywood Life
Cher’s Plastic Surgery Secret – Celebrity Smack
Michelle Obama’s Culinary Tour Of NYC – Betty Confidential
50 Cent Wants Three Wives & A Lot Of Babies – F-Listed
Sandra Bullock To Adopt Her Stepdaughter, Sunny? – Why Fame
Sarah Silverman Thinks Marriage Is Gross – Amy Grindhouse
Laugh Out Loud At Kate Gosselin – Fatback Media
Kate Moss Is A Party Machine – Popbytes
Jessica Alba Gets Waxed – Ninja Dude
Michelle Bombshell: It’s All About The Benjamins – Celeb News Wire
Pink Admits To Being A Cheap Date – ICYDK
Did Kelly Bensimon Have Some Work Done? – The Superficial
Justin Bieber Is A 12-Year-Old Lesbian – Litely Salted
Shauna Sand & Her New Purse Carrier – Drunken Stepfather
Kim’s Too Busy For Reggie Bush? – College Candy
Robert Pattinson Has A Secret! – Hollywire
Music Manager Sues Axl Rose For $2 Million – Wonderwall
Have A Kim Kardashian Butt Without Surgery – Zelda Lily
Ellen Pompeo Spotted With Stella Luna – Celebrity Baby Scoop
Britney Spears’ Hacker Caught – Anything Hollywood
Angelina Jolie Is Seducing Johnny Depp? – Hollywood Dame
Beyonce Pregnancy Rumors Start Again – Allie Is Wired
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Move over Tiger Woods, looks like there’s a new douchebag in town! Except this douchebag doesn’t sleep with hot women.
“The Whores of Jesse James” club must have had a meeting and decided to just come forward one at a time every day for the next week or two. Michelle “The Perky Boobed Nazi” McGee was first, followed by yesterday’s slutburger extraordinaire, Melissa Smith. Today’s dick munching homewrecker is Brigitte Daguerre, a photographer from Los Angeles that enjoys long walks on the beach, a good snuggle by the fire and trading various creepy STDs with the multiple whores of Jesse James! Let’s give her a big hand, folks! It takes quite a bit of nerve to step up and say “I rode the Vanilla Gorilla, and all I got was this stupid case of herpes!”
Source: Jesse James’ Alleged Mistresses — #3 Surfaces [TMZ]
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Well, to my total and complete lack of surprise, another slutty little chick has come forward to claim that she also boffed Jesse James.
Melissa Smith is a heavily tattooed stripper who claims that James contacted her via MySpace in 2006 after seeing a picture of her posing with a car at a West Coast Choppers party. James allegedly invited the prostitu… stripper to his garage, and ended up boning her on the couch shortly after she arrived. Smith claims that she and Jesse James had a whirlwind affair and traded STDs for around two years while he was married to his hot wife Sandra Bullock. This allegation comes only a week after James was outed for his porking of a Nazi named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.
Melissa Smith also looks like something that my dog threw up on the carpet last night.
Gag.
I feel really bad for Sandra Bullock, and if I were her, I would get my hoo-ha checked out. Her husband seems to have been sticking his dick into disease factories quite a bit while with her.
Source: Melissa Smith: Jesse James Nailed Me Too! [The Hollywood Gossip]
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