AskMen have put together a list of 10 women that give women a lady boner, if you don’t know what a lady boner is then I feel bad for your imagination. They are women that any woman finds hot and would love to be in a threesome or even one on one action with.
No.10 – Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale began her career as a lady-boner popper in Kenneth Branagh’s film adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing. From there, she continued to make her female fans swoon with the heartbreaking Brokedown Palace, the romantic Serendipity and as the love-torn nurse in Pearl Harbor. Unfortunately for the ladies, her smoking looks pushed her into guy-boner territory when she made films like Underworld, Van Helsing, and the Adam Sandler comedy Click (c’mon, who doesn’t want to fast-forward his wife). Yet, Kate Beckinsale’s not content — she wants to be considered a serious actress. If she continues to do films like Snow Angels and the upcoming drama Winged Creatures, she’ll be an untouchable lady-boner popper: beautiful and critically appreciated.
No.9 – Kate Moss
The most famous waif since Twiggy, Kate Moss is notorious for partying, drugging, and Winehouse-like fights with former boyfriend Pete Doherty. Despite all this, women can’t help but love her. After being dumped by a number of fashion designers due to her cocaine honeymoon, she was named the face Donna Karan, Yves Saint-Laurent and Roberto Cavalli for spring 2008. At 35 (that’s 60 in supermodel years), she just keeps going. Now she has her own clothing line, DJs parties with her superstar friends and even has a new ugly musician boyfriend, Jamie Hince from The Kills.
No.8 – M.I.A.
The British-born Tamil singer-songwriter first rose to acclaim as a visual artist. In 2004, hip-hop geeks started passing around her singles “Galang” and “Sunshowers” via file sharing. Four years later, she’s performing pregnant at the Grammy Awards alongside a foursome of male lady-boner poppers: Kanye West, T.I., Jay-Z and Lil Wayne. All pregnant women wish they looked that good at nine months and could pull off that outfit. Even with her music fame, Grammys and Oscar nomination, M.I.A. continues to make art that is heavily political and invokes the culture of her native Sri Lanka.
No.7 – Kate Winslet
Beating out over 175 other girls, Kate Winslet won her first major role in Peter Jackson’s Heavenly Creatures. She attacked the role of a teenage murderer and then became a graceful, Victorian beauty in Sense and Sensibility. It’s that same grace that makes women gaga now, along with Winslet’s refusal to conform to Hollywood’s stick-thin physical ideal. She wears her curves and classic beauty with confidence. This, along with her charisma and talent, makes the six-time Oscar-nominated (and one-time Oscar winning) Winslet one of the best actresses of her generation — and a huge lady-boner popper.
No.6 – Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson’s lady-boner power is proof positive that sometimes women are just like men. They don’t always care if a beautiful female has something going upstairs or not. She’s not a great actress and her album of Tom Waits covers seemed like a cool idea, until we realized people have ears. Scarlett Johansson pops lady boners with pure sex appeal. They just can’t help themselves: those full lips, that milky skin, that make-out scene with Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona. It makes women just as hot and bothered as men. You and your girlfriend can connect over that, if nothing else.
No.5 – Beyonce Knowles
Few musical artists, male or female, cause more of a stir on the dance floor than Beyonce. Her velvety voice and catchy tunes cause women to shake their booties and squeal. Men should all thank Beyonce for that. However, her female empowering “If I Were A Boy†and the commitment-happy “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” make us look bad. That just makes ladies love her even more. She’s the new Mariah Carey without the crazy. She lives a hip-hop fairy tale with her thug prince Jay-Z and still manages to keep her personal life out of the limelight.
No.4 – Gisele Bundchen
The Brazilian beauty is the highest paid model in the world and the wife of NFL star Tom Brady. Women don’t know if they just want to stare at her for hours or be her. She’s lived the sweet life since her teens. Discovered by a modeling agency at the age of 14, Gisele moved to New York City at 16. Three years later, she appeared on the cover of Vogue. Nine years later, she’s appeared on over 500 magazine covers, dated Leonardo DiCaprio and professional surfer Kelly Slater and is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s richest supermodel.
No.3 – Michelle Obama
Women in their mid-forties dream about looking so wonderful. Then there’s everything else Michelle Obama balances — being a mother and the First Lady, maintaining a rigorous workout schedule. She’s a self-made woman, clawing her way up from meager beginnings in Chicago to attend both Princeton and Harvard Law School, and then she became a high-powered Chicago lawyer. Some compliment her by comparing her to Jackie Kennedy, but the comparison is off. Where Jackie wore extravagance, Michelle makes J.Crew look great. She inspires regular women in these tough times to still embody class, style and poise.
No.2 – Tina Fey
Over the last two years, Tina Fey has skyrocketed into top lady-boner land. Here is one piece of proof that when women say that a sense of humor turns them on, they actually mean it. She’s smart, sexy and poised, and she balances being a mother and a wife with a career as one of the funniest people on earth. She was the first female head writer on SNL, then returned to impersonate Sarah Palin, giving the show their best ratings in 14 years. Her show 30 Rock, which she stars in and for which she does most of the writing, is the funniest thing on TV.
No.1 – Angelina Jolie
She is the beauty that defines this decade: glamorous, fat lips and skinny as hell. Women adore her as much as men covet her. Every female on earth, at least once, fantasized about what it would be like to steal Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston. Jolie actually did it! She’s larger than life, gliding through the world picking up beautiful babies and starring in blockbusters and Oscar films alike. Nobody even remembers how f*cking crazy she was with Billy Bob Thornton — that says a lot.
Now, I agree with all of these women but where the hell is Adriana Lima?
When Matt Sheffield passed along word via Twitter that “Jessica Biel is the most dangerous celebrity on the Web,” I was naturally intrigued. His link took me to this AP report in the Washington Examiner:
Security technology company McAfee Inc. on Tuesday reported that searches for the 27-year-old actress are more likely to lead to online threats such as spyware and viruses than searches for any other celebrity. McAfee said fans searching for the actress have a one-in-five chance of ending up at a Web site designed to damage one’s computer. Its the third annual report on the subject from McAfee, which last year found that Brad Pitt was the “most dangerous” celeb online.
“Cybercriminals are star watchers, too,” said Jeff Green, senior vice president of McAfee’s product development. “They latch onto popular celebrities to encourage the download of malicious software in disguise.”
Following Biel in the report, in order, were Beyonce, Jennifer Aniston, Tom Brady and Jessica Simpson. McAfee noted President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama are curiously safe searches, ranking no. 34 and no. 39, respectively.
I nonetheless took the huge risk to locate the image that adorns this post as a service to you, dear readers.
It is that time of the year already when Maxim release their annual list of the years hottest women, voted by readers. The magazine isn’t released until tomorrow but here is the full list for you, it’s long so I am going to split this up into two posts. I will post 99-50 in this post and then 49-1 in the next post, some names will have pictures and some wont because, if I do all pictures you will be scrolling for the rest of the day… so lets get to it shall we?
Every year, People Magazine gives recognition to good looking celebrities, and the results are finally in.
After surviving a very public battle with breast cancer, actress Christina Applegate has been named one of the World’s Most Beautiful People. The most beautiful celebrities dish about being honored by People in its latest issue.
After a very public battle with breast cancer and undergoing a double mastectomy, Applegate felt less than perfect. But the support from her boyfriend, Martyn Lenoble made her feel beautiful — inside and out.
“I’m very grateful to Martyn for coming along at a time that he did because he’s been my rock through all of this. He gave me something to really want to live for and something to smile about.”
He’s been a friend for about 13 years. Our relationship gets stronger and stronger. I’m really lucky.”
So who else made People’s Most Beautiful list?
Michelle Obama, Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson (no brainer), Angelina Jolie, Taylor Swift and Halle Berry.
Check out what these celebrities thoughts about being honored in People’s latest issue.
Julianne Hough: “I’m the first to admit it: I like being sexy! I always wear the shorter shorts and my dad’s like, ‘Cover up!’” the 20-year-old told PEOPLE. “Modesty, that’s my biggest downfall.”
Robert Pattinson: “I don’t get it. It’s funny, you look the same for years and no one ever mentions it. Then suddenly it’s a big deal.”
Taylor Swift: “It’s important to be comfortable with who you are and go natural once in a while.”
Christina Aguilera: “Since becoming a mom, I feel I have more knowledge and that makes me feel beautiful. I feel more centered, which makes me feel confident and sexy.” [read her full interview]
Michelle Obama: “I had a father and a brother who thought I was beautiful, and they made me feel that way every single day. I grew up with very strong male role models who thought I was smart and fast and funny, so I heard that a lot. I know that there are many young girls who don’t hear it.”
Media outlets covering Barack Obama‘s first major trip abroad since becoming president are abuzz with a big question: Did first lady Michelle Obama breach protocol by putting her arm around Britain’s Queen Elizabeth?
The Obamas met the monarch and her husband, Prince Philip, at Buckingham Palace on Wednesday. The Associated Press reports on how the two couples exchanged gifts — the Obamas gave the queen an iPod, and the royals gave signed portraits of themselves to the Obamas.
But the bigger headline came out of the reception that Buckingham Palace threw for leaders attending the G-20 summit in London. It was there that Elizabeth rested her hand on Michelle Obama’s back. A moment later, the first lady reciprocated.
The small gesture spawned this headline in the Times of London: “Protocol is abandoned as Michelle Obama cozies up to queen.”
“It is usually a breach of protocol to touch the queen,” the story notes, listing other world leaders who have run afoul of the royal rule. In 1992, for example, Australia’s prime minister was called the “Lizard of Oz” after he put his arm around Elizabeth.
Back on this side of the Atlantic, Time takes a more measured look at the incident, explaining the history of the don’t-touch rule. The magazine also points out that the queen touched first.
“Michelle Obama put her hand on the queen only after the queen had placed her own hand on the first lady’s back as part of their conversation,” Time’s Howard Chua-Eoan writes. “So there is room for theological argument as to whether the American reciprocity of touch was allowable given the social dynamics of the situation.”
Unlike Sarah Palin, there will be no $150 000 shopping sprees for Michelle Obama.
During last night’s installment of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama revealed,
“Actually, this is a J. Crew ensemble. You can get some good stuff online!â€
Probed by Leno about Wardrobegate, Michelle said that she and her hubby have a policy of spending their own money on their clothes. Nonetheless, she was rather empathetic towards Sarah Palin.
“A V.P. pick, it’s like being shot out of a cannon. All of a sudden you’re at the center of attention, and you want to look good. You’re living in your home, minding your business, and all of a sudden you’re on the national stage and everyone’s watching.â€
When given an opportunity to slam Palin, Michelle effortlessly took the high road.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck talked smack about Michelle Obama, hinting that she must have something to hide.
Hasselbeck compared Cindy McCain, John McCain’s wife who wore a $300,000 outfit at the Republican National Convention to Michelle Obama, Barack Obama’s wife who grew up in the South Side of Chicago:
“Cindy came into our hair and make-up room fresh as can be. And unlike another wife of a political candidate, who shall remain nameless, she didn’t come with a list of topics that we weren’t allowed to touch. Nope. That’s because she has nothing to hide.â€
It’s no secret that magazines and other media outlets use Photoshop to make their cover models look “just so,” but is lightening or color correcting a photograph the same as completely changing the way a person looks?
Is this practice of over-photoshopping contributing to damaged body images of Americans?
W Magazine turned a golden goddess Kate Hudson into the ice queen on its September 2008 cover. W is claiming that the image is an actual photograph of Kate Hudson. We’re sure it is, but it looks like the photo editors glossed it over and slicked it up in Photoshop. The image also bears an uncanny resemblance to photographer Patrick Demarchelier’s 1994 Harper’s Bazaar cover photograph of Nadja Auermann. So perhaps W is guilty of more than just changing someone’s face. Way to be creative … stealing someone else’s idea and using it on one of your biggest issues of the year.
Caution: Objects may be larger than they appear. In this case it appears that Seventeen magazine used Photoshop to place Miley Cyrus‘ head on a smaller body. Does this petite 15-year-old really need to appear smaller? It also looks as if they elongated her front teeth and somehow inverted her arms. Or did they do that pose on purpose? That must have been an uncomfortable photo shoot.
Funnyman Dane Cook has recently been complaining about the movie posters for his ssoon-to-be-released flick ‘My Best Friend’s Girl.’ A few of Cook’s complaints are: “The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. It looks like I’m wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. It’s no secret that I’m more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I’ve got perfect porcelain flesh.” You missed one Dane: where is the scar on your eyebrow?
Jennifer Love Hewitt was splashed on the cover of US Weekly showing off her 18-pound weight loss, claiming that she lost the weight in 10 weeks. Skeptics are saying Jen used the “Photoshop diet” to shed those pounds. Bloggers have been calling her a hypocrite after her statement when she defended her weight gain on her website: “I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong. XoxoJLH”.
On her new album cover, singer and actress Jennifer Hudson seems to have melted away at the midriff. Jennifer has refused to comment on her new cover.
Ukrainian actress and model Milla Jovovich is not the 13-year-old model she used to be. Can someone please tell Lucky magazine that it’s OK to look your age?
In its September 2008 issue, Elle decided to chop up (lumberjack) Jessica Simpson for the cover. It appears as if the editors chipped away at her waist and part of her left thigh and buttocks. They somehow also made her hair as wide as her hips.
James Franco is glowing on the September cover of GQ. What exactly makes a man glow like that?
Michelle Obama has discovered the fountain of youth. On this month’s cover of Ebony she doesn’t have a single line on her face. Her skin is so beautiful anyway, there was no need to make it unnatural.
Teen Vogue allowed Vanessa Hudgens to look her age on its September cover. She looks natural and very much like herself. There is some shadowing underneath her eyes in the photo on the right, but that’s nothing that a fill light wouldn’t take care of. We think this cover is the least Photoshopped of the month.
At first we thought this was a photo of Mischa Barton‘s wax figure on Marie Claire’s UK cover, because apparently her skin has a shiny plastic coating.
‘Gossip Girl’s’ Blake Lively has reportedly been unhappy with recent magazine photographs, but we think she looks beautiful on the September 2008 cover of Cosmopolitan. Her hair is wider than her hips, too, but nonetheless.
Harper’s Bazaar might have made a few minor changes, but Tyra Banks still has it. She even looks great under the glare of flash bulbs (picture at right). The former professional model still knows what she is doing.
We’re comparing the ad to a more recent photo of Beyonce from May 6th. Her skin tone does appear lighter with blond hair than dark brown, but not that light. This week Essence magazine published the same ad from L’Oreal with a much darker-skinned starlet.
Tiny sleeping beauties Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were recently splashed across the covers of two mags, People and Hello. Skeptics are claiming the smiling infants were Photoshopped. They argue that babies do not typically smile from external stimulation until they are 2 to 4 months old. The millions paid by the magazines to the couple to secure the rights to the photos went to the pair’s charity foundation.
