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FHM 100 SEXIEST 2009 100-50

Here is yet another sexy list, this time it’s the readers of FHM Magazine (not to be confused with the FHM UK sexiest 100) who voted for the sexiest woman of 2009, here is a list from numbers 100-50.

100 - Rachel Ray
99 - Odette Yustman
98 - Whitney Port
97 - Moon Bloodgood (pictured above)
96 - Miranda Kerr
95 - Tricia Helfer
94 - Isla Fisher
93 - Emma Stone
92 - Leighton Meester
91 - Emmanuelle Chriqui
90 - Kristen Stewart

89 - Adrianna Costa
88 - Abbey Clancy
87 - Cheryl Cole
86 - Rachel Bilson
85 - Kristen Bell
84 - Olga Kurylenko
83 - Maria Sharapova (pictured above)
82 - Heidi Klum
81 - Carlee Ranger
80 - Evangeline Lilly

79 - Karolina Kurkova
78 - Rihanna
77 - Eva Longoria
76 - Ashlan Gorse (pictured above)
75 - Tina Fey
74 - Michelle Rodriguez
73 - Christina Ricci
72 - Keeley Hazell
71 - Maria Menounos
70 - Carla Bruni

69 - AnnaLynne McCord
68 - Malin Akerman
67 - Kelly Brook
66 - Nicole Scherzinger
65 - Selita Ebanks (pictured above)
64 - Alessandra Ambrosio
63 - Rachel Weisz
62 - Pamela Anderson
61 - Halle Berry
60 - Anna Faris

59 - Ashley Tisdale
58 - Bar Refaeli (pictured above)
57 - Zooey Deschanel
56 - Kate Hudson
55 - Jennifer Love Hewitt
54 - Emma Watson
53- Eliza Dushku
52 - Liv Tyler
51 - Samaire Armstrong
50 - Jennifer Aniston

49-1 to follow…

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Links To Hollywood - #231


What Will Madonna’s Crotch Endorse 20 Years From Now? - City Rag

Lady Gaga Dating Some Dude Named Speedy - Socialite Life

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck See A Sex Counselor - Anything Hollywood

Kim Kardashian Is A Size Two - Celebslam

Jordana Brewster Wants To Be A Bond Girl - Gabby Babble

Brooke Hogan’s Package In A Bikini - F-Listed

Mischa Barton Is A Bag Lady - Ninja Dude

Tommy Lee Tells Groupies To Get Naked - Celebrity Smack

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are Boring Like Us! - Celeb News Wire

The Jonas Brothers’ New Album Is Cryptic - Websters Is My Bitch

Papa Joe Simpson Channels “The Stepfather” - Celeb Warship

LeAnn Rimes Loves Dean Sheremet Dearly - ICYDK

Rihanna Dating Lakers Player Andrew Bynum - Hollywood Dame

Susan Boyle Out & About - Pacific Coast News

Hugh Jackman Immortalized In Cement - Popbytes

Carrie Prejean Defends Herself On The Today Show - The Superficial

Heather Mills Is Still Whining About Her Divorce Payout - Holy Moly

Michelle Rodriguez Flips Out On A Stripper - Allie Is Wired

 

Links To Hollywood - #228


Sweet Child O’ Mine In The Subway - City Rag

Paris Hilton Realizes That Bras Are Pointless - The Superficial

P. Diddy Wants To Be The Fifth Arctic Monkey - Holy Moly

Sophia Bush Flaunts Her Stems - F-Listed

Guess Whose Sexy Belly - Popbytes

Katie Holmes’ Brother-In-Law Dies Suddenly - Celebrity Smack

Matthew McConaughey Couldn’t Find A Vadge - Celeb News Wire

Michelle Rodriguez Is “Born Again” - Fatback Media

Gwyneth Paltrow Sucks At Blind Items - Celeb Warship

Dominoes Pizza Workers Tainting Food - Ninja Dude

What Happened To Rupert Everett’s Face?!?? - ICYDK

Miley Cyrus Makes No Sense - Websters Is My Bitch

Emma Roberts Is All Skull And Bones - Pacific Coast News

Heidi Klum Is Pregnant Again - Hollywood Dame

Brad Garrett Offends Muslims - Celebitchy

Drew Barrymore Does David Letterman - Allie Is Wired

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Jordana Brewster In Maxim Magazine - See Photos

I was so glad to realize that Jordana Brewster was back in the new Fast & Furious movie, now check these images out of Jordana in the new issue of Maxim Magazine.

Now I haven’t seen the movie yet, I will eventually, but the main reason I was happy is because I knew shoots like this would have to happen. Although I expected/hoped for a few more, I’m not complaining though.

On not being a stereotype blonde: “I’ll be reading message boards about myself online - it’s this masochistic thing I do - and I find myself thinking, should I enhance my lips? Should I have bigger boobs? But if I do any of that stuff, I become one of a million. It’s so boring to look like everyone else.”

On doing stunts: “I like being around it all, but Michelle Rodriguez actually got in there and risked her life. I’m not that ballsy.”

On if Vin Diesel being macho: “Vin’s more like a teddy bear. He’s very paternal, and he gave me a lot of good advice. He’s not macho in the way you would think.”

On thinking of herself as shy: “Yeah, I do. My nightmare is a sit-down dinner with people I don’t know. And I’m an actress! And I Grew up in New York City! All the time I lived there I was in fear of being on Page Six. I don’t think all press is good press.

Jordana Brewster is hot, please get over the shyness and do more photoshoots.

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The Weekend Box Office Results 4/05/09

The first weekend in April was swept away by “Fast and Furious“. Where the heck did that come from?!?

Making a clean sweep in the number one spot with a cool $72,508,000 take home in the charts, “Fast and Furious” blew the competition away.


The movie stars Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto, Paul Walker as Brian O’Conner, Jordana Brewster as Mia Toretto, and Michelle Rodriguez as Letty.

Coming in second place this weekend was last week’s top dog, “Monsters Vs. Aliens“, with $33,510,000. Third place in the chart belonged to “The Haunting In Connecticut” with a nice $9,550,000.

Fourth place was held by “Knowing“, which happens to be the creepiest movie I’ve ever seen. It took home $8,130,000. Rounding off fifth place was “I Love You, Man“, with $7,850,000.

Here’s the “Fast and Furious” trailer:

Wow. Who knew that this movie would be on top? I seriously thought it would be a dud and “Knowing” might creep into the top slot.

According to IMDB, the movie centers around Brian O’Conner as he teams up with Dominic Toretto, after being released from prison. The two of them work with the feds to bring down a heroin importer by infiltrating his operation. All that and fast cars, too?

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Links To Hollywood - #166



Mariah Carey’s Boobs Challenged! - City Rag

Sex & The City Sequel Confirmed - Bricks & Stones

Verne Troyer Misses The Toilet - Holy Moly

Jessica Alba’s Mom Is Wynona Judd - F-Listed

Chris Evans Says He’s Not Gay - Celebrity Smack

RuPaul’s Covergirl Video! - Popbytes

Rock The Look: Cocktail Rings - College Candy

Carmen Electra Makes Sexytime With Wire Hangers - Celeb News Wire

Tori Spelling Might Be Returning To 90210 - Pink Is The New Blog

Britney Spears Has Lost Control - Fatback Media

Anne Hathaway Is Not Amused - Ninja Dude

Donda West Surgeon Jailed In DUI Case - Popeater

Amy Winehouse Is Still Single - Celeb Warship

A Little Something For The Ladies - Celebslam

Willie Aames Tried To Off Himself - DListed

Urth To Shanae Grimes - Just Jared

Howie Mandel Got Himself Another Show - Best Week Ever

Sarah Shahi Needs To Cover Up The Boob Stretch Marks - The Bastardly

Samantha Ronson Is Too Nice To The Paparazzi - Drunken Stepfather

Dakota Fanning Is The New Black - Defamer

Michelle Rodriguez Is On Trash Duty - Derek Hail

Britney Spears Traded Her Kids For Fame? - Celebitchy

Anti-Drug Officials Slam Lily Allen - Hollyscoop

Hilary Duff Cleans Up Her Act - Hollywood Tuna

Carrie Underwood & Hockey Hunk Mike Fisher Are Heating Up - Gabby Babble

Break Out The Violins: Spike Lee Is Practically On Welfare - Candy Kirby

Lily Allen Loses Weight With Hypnotherapy - Yeeeah!

Lisa Rinna Admits She Overdid The Plastic Surgery - Anything Hollywood

Olivia Munn In A Bikini - Egotastic

Kathy Griffin’s Mother Is Angry - Socialite’s Life

Celebrities Who Twitter! - Allie Is Wired

 

Lost’s Daniel Dae Kim Arrested for DUI

Yet another “Lost” actor has been arrested for drunk driving. This time, it was Daniel Dae Kim, who plays Jin.

Lost’s Daniel Dae Kim Arrested for DUI In this undated publicity photo released by ABC, actor Daniel Dae Kim appears in a scene from the ABC dramatic series

quote-picActor Daniel Dae Kim was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving early Thursday by Honolulu police — the fourth actor on ABC’s “Lost” to run into trouble with the law while filming in Hawaii. Kim, who plays Korean tough guy Jin-Soo Kwon, was taken into custody before 3 a.m. local time and released after posting bail, police said.

[...]

Other “Lost” stars facing problems with the police in Hawaii include Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros, whose characters were killed off in 2005 after they both were arrested and pleaded guilty to drunken driving. Rodriguez, who played Ana Lucia, was sentenced to five days in jail and $357 in fines. Watros, who played Libby on the show, had her license suspended for 90 days and paid a $312 fine.

A year ago, Adewale Akinnuoye Agbaje, the actor who played “Mr. Eko,” was arrested for a traffic violation and accused of disobeying a police officer and driving without a license. The charges were dropped, but his character also was killed off.

Kim, 38, was born in Busan, South Korea, but grew up in Easton, Pa., and has a masters degree from New York University. On the show, he portrayed a chauvinistic thug who at first was overly protective of his wife, but then began to warm up to other characters on the mysterious island where “Lost” is set.

Expect Jin to die a horrible death soon; the creative staff doesn’t fool around.

And apparently the mysterious force that causes crazy things to happen on the fictional island where the “Lost” crew is stranded has some actual powers. I’ve never seen anything like this with another show.

Source: ‘Lost’ actor Daniel Dae Kim arrested (AP/YahooNews)

Photo Credit: AP Photo ABC Publicity Mario Perez

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Michelle Rodriguez Going to Jail

Michelle Rodriguez Going to Jail - PIC

Michelle Rodriguez might be off to the slammer. The girl has been arrested for a hit and run, DUI, and driving with a suspended license. And she continues to violate her probation by refusing to perform community service and not following her alcohol monitoring program. The city attorney is now going after her.

The attorney believes even if she does step up, Rodriguez should still be put in the slammer for a “substantial jail time” but not the max, which would be 537 days.

Something tells me Michelle might enjoy spending some time in jail…

Source: “Michelle Rodriguez Going to Jail” [Discussion (2)

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Links To Hollywood - #49

Jessica Simpson - Poet, Cheeseball - PIC

Jessica Simpson: Poet, Cheeseball - Fatback and Collards

Howard Stern Was Close to Suicide - City Rag

Marilyn Manson Totally Queer For Justin Timberlake - A Socialites Life

Lindsay Lohan Says She’ll Slow Down Her Partying, Eventually - Dlisted

Once‘ Sounds Like a ‘Kick Ass’ Movie - Popbytes

Miss Sweden Drops out of Miss Universe Pageant - Bumpshack

This Little Piggy Weighed 1,051 Pounds! [ha, ha] - Bumpshack

Mischa Barton and Victoria Silvstedt Fight in Cannes - Celebrity Smack

Michelle Rodriguez Digging Deep - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Jessica Alba Has Poky Nips - Ninja Dude

Petra Nemcova Sells Laptops - The Bastardly

How Tyra Banks Lost 30 Pounds - The Skinny Website

Eva and Joaquin ‘Own the Night’ - Popsugar

What Sort of Moustache Does Elisabeth Hasselbeck Deserve? - Gawker

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures of the Day - Drunken Stepfather

Shanna Moakler’s Maxim Pictures and Interview - Pop On The Pop

Lindsay Lohan Stripping Video-’I Know Who Killed Me’ - Jordan is Your Homeboy

Justin Timberlake is ‘In Love‘ - So Soon? - Monica Monroe Gossip

Hollywood Celebrity Dad’s - Celebrity Baby Scoop

 

Michelle Rodriguez Goes for the Wet T-Shirt Look

Michelle Rodriguez hit the beach while at Cannes, leaving as little as possible to the imagination.

Michelle Rodriguez - Cannes Wet T-Shirt Nip Slip - PIC

source: tmz

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Paris Hilton Could Get Out of Jail Early

Paris Hilton and Michelle Rodriguez Prison Photos We passed on word last night that Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. TMZ points out, though, “Just because Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail, it doesn’t mean she’ll do the time. Because of overcrowding and other issues, L.A. inmates often get sprung early.”

They note that, “Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to 60 days in the very same facility in which Paris is scheduled to do time for the very same offense — probation violation over a DUI conviction. Rodriguez served a grand total of 2 hours before jail officials told her to get lost.” At that rate, Hilton should have to do 90 minutes.

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Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Sex Video

Michelle Rodriguez, who was on “Lost” until she got arrested for drunk driving, kinda-sorta denies rumors in something called “Curve” magazine that she’s come out as a lesbian.

Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Sex Video Pic

quote-pic As far as rumors go of me coming out, I guess curve magazine took it upon themselves to out me on the premise of their own suspicions. Whatever, I’m not insulted, I have a big lesbian following, and for whatever reasons they show me love I’m never going to shun, disrespect or neglect anybody who shows me genuine non-psychotic Love.

Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Curve Magazine Photo But I will Say this, to put words in someone’s mouth and place people in categories affects them for sure, especially in this business. I don’t know what the intent behind the curve magazine cover was. I wasn’t informed of it, I had no Idea they were planning on using my image to sell magazines. By the way I only got kicked out of five schools not six.

Look, I guess what I’m trying to say ultimately is that, if I wanted people to know what I do with my Vagina I would have released A sex video a long time ago. Yet i haven’t done that. You know why? Because extremists can rarely be mediators, mass communicators, or chameleons for that matter. I have bin an extremist in my personal life, Yes. Yet I have never really over stepped the boundaries consciously in the public eye. I have really focused on specific types of films for that very reason, I don’t need to be limited by judgmental labels, especially in a society ruled mostly by an MTV A.D.D. mentality. See, I even labeled, It’s almost second nature to the generation Y culture, and what about the popular culture groups that buy up all the US Weekly’s, In Touch’s, Hello’s And the readers of sites like Perez Hilton.com.

If I were Ellen I may get away with: ‘ The I’m Gay’ level of exposure, but I’m not a comedian, I like men; ( real One’s Anyway) and I’ve only bin in this business for 7 years not 20. Years of recognition can give a person lots of leverage especially if you have many years of positive recognition under your belt. There are certain things that can close doors between a celebrity and certain audiences. Especially in a world where walls are constantly being put up by people seeking comfort and groups to belong to. There is so much out there, over-saturation of music, media, Agenda News, war, political drama, high school prom drama, image drama, religion drama, Bully drama. All this drama is caused by one thing, not understanding the true meaning of communication and the real power behind it. It’s tough to learn, I’m working on it myself, but when people come out of nowhere and put words in my mouth or call me Gay, they should really think for one second How they could truly affect my life by doing such things. You don’t know what producer, director, would be husband or future audience member may be influenced by these opinions and media content.

I want to communicate on a worldly scale, i don’t care if your a bigot, highly religious, gay, poor, rich,stupid, or intelligent, i close no door when it comes to my media work. Some people,
( I call them ‘the sheep People’), are highly susceptible to outside influences and suggestions, Especially that of recognizable media channels. These people may make up most of the worlds population. They may not want to even watch a film I produce, direct, or star in, because of Mediocre Rumors produced by insect sucubus media hounds looking for a quick buck. Who knows, I could have inspired his kid with a kids flic I produced, i could have done a female drama, that a girl would have felt empowered by, yet she didn’t go see it because her religion says to ’steer from the queer’, or the kid didn’t see it cause highly religious Poppa doesn’t want anything to do with films made by Michelle Rodriguez that DUI, Dyke, Misfit. I am free spirited enough to understand ‘the keep it real be free’ and ‘The I can’t care about everything they think’ factor, yet I’m not stupid to the powers and influences of communication and I’ve screwed up enough to see the various repercussions of miss- communication. So All I say to both the audience and Media is to be mindful of what you say and do simply because Karma is real and you reap what you sow.

So, apparently, the much-awaited Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Sex Video is not coming out soon. Of course, that’s what Kim Kardasian said, too.

ASL’s J. Harvey is having trouble sifting through Rodriguez’ un-spellchecked ramblings: “Is she actually saying she’s gay, but doesn’t want to say it because it will hurt her career? Can one of our more astute readers tackle this and translate?” She said “I like men,” so I’m guessing she’s bi.

We’ll have to wait for that sex tape to know for sure, though.

(BTW: Curve calls itself “The Best-Selling Lesbian Magazine.” But how many lesbian magazine are there, really?)

Mr. Skin has nude Michelle Rodriguez movie clips.

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Michelle Rodriguez Makes a Fashion Statement!

Taking fashion week in the wrong direction, Michelle Rodriguez showed off her police ankle bracelet! I’m sure she was a tremendous hit at last night’s Marc Jacobs show.

What I find most attractive, how she’s proudly showing it off.

Michelle Rodriguez - Marc Jacobs - PIC

source: ONTD

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The Golden Rasberry Awards Nominations List

Basic Instinct 2 dominated The Golden Rasberry Nominations this morning with 7! The Golden Rasberry Awards aka The Razzies dishonor the year’s worst performances and movies. Little Man also received 7 nominations.

Worst Picture
Basic Instinct 2
Bloodrayne
Lady in the Water
Little Man
Wicker Man

Worst Actor
Tim Allen, Shaggy Dog, Santa Clause 3 & Zoom
Nicolas Cage, Wicker Man
Dan Whitney, Larry the Cable Guy
Rob Schneider, The Benchwarmers & Little Man
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans, Little Man

Worst Actress
Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff, Material Girls
Lindsay Lohan, Just My Luck
Kristianna Loken, Bloodrayne
Jessica Simpson, Employee of the Month
Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct 2

Worst Supporting Actor
Danny DeVito, Deck the Halls
Ben Kingsley, Bloodrayne
M. Night Shymalan, Lady in the Water
Martin Short, Santa Clause 3
David Thewlis, Basic Instinct 2 & The Omen

Worst Supporting Actress
Kate Bosworth, Superman Returns
Kristin Chenoweth, Deck the Hall, Pink Panther & RV
Carmen Electra, Scary Movie 4 & Date Movie
Jenny McCarthy, John Tucker Must Die
Michelle Rodriguez, Bloodrayne

Worst Screen Couple
Tim Allen & Martin Short, Santa Clause 3
Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit, Wicker Man
Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff, Material Girls
Sharon Stone’s Lopsided Breasts, Basic Instinct 2
Shawn Wayans & Either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans, Little Man

Visit Razzies.com for the rest of the nominations!

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10 Best and Worst-Looking Celebrities on HDTV

Phillip Swann, president of TVPredictions.com, has named his top ten best and worst looking celebrities on Hi-Def. He notes that, “The High-Definition TV picture is so clear that aging signs and skin imperfections are dramatically visible.”

So, who’s the worst?

    Rosie O'Donnell Worst Looking HDTV Celebrity Photo 1. Rosie O’Donnell: The loud-mouthed comedienne recently joined the cast of ABC’s The View, but lemme tell ya, no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def. Most people use a wash cloth to clean their face; but Rosie looks like she uses a Brillo pad. Her face is extremely coarse and rough-looking in high-def, particularly when she sits next to the youthful and vibrant countenance of Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

    2. Howard Stern: In high-def, Howard looks a little like Cher — that is, if you saw Cher two minutes after she first woke up in the morning. The shock jock reportedly underwent plastic surgery to try to improve his oft self-maligned appearance, but he might want to consider filing a malpractice suit. This is the worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London.

    3. Teri Hatcher: The Desperate Housewives star was number one on last year’s ‘HD Horribles’ list, but she’s not any less desperate this year in high-def. Hatcher is now 41, but her age is not the problem. She’s so thin that she could pass as a mother of four in Darfur. Because her body weight is so low, her skin is too tight on her frame. When she makes a facial gesture, the veins on her forehead pop out like they’re auditioning to play the Monster in the next Alien movie.

    4. Britney Spears: Mrs. Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV. Her skin is puffy and covered with small blemishes. In high-def, she looks like a different person. And considering the disappointing sales of her last two albums, her record company might think she’s become a different person.

    5. Barbara Walters: Bravo to the bravest woman in America. As executive producer of The View, Babs this year gave the green light to broadcasting the show in high-def. But in HD, her face has more lines than a Manhattan sidewalk.

    6. Burt Reynolds: After numerous ‘apparent’ plastic surgeries, Burt’s face looks like it’s been Scotch taped back in place. His skin texture seems different in every area, as if the Nip ‘n Tuck boys couldn’t keep track of what they did last. And those toupees don’t help, either. You get the feeling that it takes the Boogie Nights star half the day just to get his head together, and we don’t mean psychologically.

    7. Meredith Vieira: After first seeing herself in high-def, The Today Show co-host probably wishes she could turn the clock back to yesterday. Despite NBC giving her a soft focus in studio shots, Vieira’s heavily-lined face is strikingly visible when the cameras swing outdoors.

    8. Madonna: Madonna reportedly has had some cosmetic surgery on her face. But it certainly didn’t make her a cut above the rest. The pop star’s cheeks look more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine. It’s very unnatural looking. In fact, she’s starting to look like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. Except, please, no close-ups, Mr. DeMille.

    9. Mick Jagger: In high-def, his face looks like a rolling stone. No, on second thought, it looks like it’s been hit by a rolling stone.

    10. Ray Liotta: Another returnee from our 2005 list. The pockmarked actor is now playing a thief in the new CBS drama, Smith. Let’s hope Ray steals a case of Clearasil by episode four.

Very sad, especially for Reynolds, who was considered one of the sexiest men in the world not so long ago. Well, I guess 1977 was a pretty long time ago. And Jagger noted several decades ago what a drag it is getting old.

So, who looks good in HD?

    Scarlett Johansson Best Looking HDTV Celebrity Photo 1. Scarlett Johansson: The ‘H’ in HDTV stands for Heaven when you gaze upon the sultry Scarlett. The 21-year-old actress has the most luscious lips on the planet. And how about the rest of her? She’s so beautiful in high-def that she almost persuaded fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi to change more than his clothes at the 2006 Golden Globes.

    2. Beyonce Knowles: The Pink Panther star is the cat’s meow in high-def. . Beautiful skin; beautiful teeth; beautiful hair. And, yes, a beautiful body. Of course, it helps that Beyonce is 24 years old, but youth alone won’t save you from the high-def lens. Just ask Britney Spears.

    3. Evangeline Lily: In high-def, the luscious Lost star makes being marooned look like a vacation. No wonder Sawyer and Jack seem to have such little interest in getting off the island.

    4. Josh Holloway: I’m a guy, but watching the high-def Lost, I can see how Holloway can use his manly wiles to woo everyone from Kate (Evangeline Lily) to Ana Lucia (Michelle Rodriguez) on the show. He looks like Don Johnson from the Miami Vice days.

    5. Eva Longoria: Last year’s number one ‘HD Honey,’ Eva is still a sight to behold. And that’s not the only thing I would like to ‘be holding.’

    6. Charlize Theron: Another repeater from our 2005 ‘HD Honey’ list. Charlize is perfect. Perfect skin. Perfect hair. Perfect teeth. Perfect body. Oh, what a perfect body.

    7. Christina Aguilera: The singer has nice skin and beautiful white teeth. But it’s her sparkling blue eyes that really shine in high-def. Very pretty. If Madonna ever has to reprise her MTV kiss, she would be wise to skip Britney and go straight for Christina.

    8. Elisabeth Hasselbeck: The junior partner on The View, Hasselbeck is cuter than a hundred kittens. And she looks sensational in high-def.

    9. Ben Affleck: This guy must have signed a pact with the Devil. He has everything! Jennifer Garner; a successful film career (despite a series of box office flops); and looks to kill for. In high-def, he looks younger (and cockier) than his years.

    10. Martha Stewart: Yes, Martha Stewart. She might be 65, but she doesn’t look it in HDTV. Prison life must have agreed with her.

Surely, there’s someone out there who looks better than Martha Friggin’ Stewart? I mean, yes, she’s a very nice looking woman for someone old enough to be Allie’s mother. But, c’mon!

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