Warning : once you see these photos you’re eyes will never forgive you. My eyes are about to cry after I tortured them with these photos. I don’t know if I’m the only one who watches Chelsea Handler‘s show, Chelsea Lately, on E! But if you watch it too then I’m sure you are familiar with her little nugget Chuy.
Doing my daily browsing I came across Chuy’s past which involves a little, pun not intended, porno titled Fuckin’ Dwarfs which as you can imagine is about little people having sex.
I gave you the warning about your eyes hating you, so take the jump below at your own risk to see Chuy‘s porn past.
The request was prompted by an April episode of NBC’s “Celebrity Apprentice” that the group said was demeaning.
In the episode, contestants created a detergent ad called “Jesse James and the Midgets.” The contestants, including Joan Rivers, suggested bathing little people in the detergent and hanging them to dry.
Calls to the FCC and “Celebrity Apprentice” host Donald Trump were not immediately answered Sunday. NBC Universal representatives didn’t immediately respond to e-mail messages, and the telephone rang unanswered at their Los Angeles office.
source: Ban ‘Midget’ From TV, Little People Group Says [huffington post]
In a perfect universe, we’d all have adorable miniature versions of ourselves…
Personally, I’d just keep encouraging my mini equivalent to make crappy puns in his adorable high pitched voice, then we’d re-enact the midget scene from Twin Peaks together. I’ve given this a lot of thought.
