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Charlize Theron Plastic Surgery Questions - City Rag
Tila Tequila - CKM Magazine, June 2008 - The Bastardly
Mariah Carey Gets Airbrushed For Elle Magazine - Flisted
Matthew McConaughey’s Baby’s Name Means… - Celebrity Smack
Jessica Alba Has Big Mom Boobs Now - Ninja Dude
Tony Romo Sings For Jessica Simpson - Pink is the New Blog
T. Boone Pickens Proposes ‘The Pickens Plan’ - Bumpshack
Jeremy Piven Says California Law is Beneath Him - Celebslam
Guess the BAD Celebrity Boob Jobs - Ayyyy
Michael J Fox to guest star on Rescue Me? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
‘George Clooney & Me‘, by Sarah Larson - Popbytes
Kate Moss Pees Standing Up - Celeb Warship
Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Sunbathe Topless - Celeb News Wire
Back to Blackhead - Holy Moly
Faces John Mayer Makes While Having Sex with Aniston - Candy Kirby
Nothing Scarier Than a Junkie with Hope - Agent Bedhead
Ugly Betty’s Eric Mabius Digs in Pants - Gabby Babble
Halle Berry And Gabriel Aubry Date Night - Daily Stab
Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday Bash - Girls Talkin Smack
Michael Bay’s Rejected Batman Script is Porn - Allie is Wired
Dara Torres is smokin’ hot for a 41-year-old chick.
The above photo of Torres showing her six pack and a whole lot more is from a New York Times Magazine profile from over the weekend that J.A. Adonde can’t stop talking about on PTI. I finally had to take a lot for myself and I have to admit that I’d hit it, even if she is old enough to be a grandma.
Okay, she’d have had to have her first kid at twenty and that kid would have had to follow suit, but she could be a grandma at 41.
As it is, she’s just a mother of a 2-year-old todder, Tess Grace. I guess that just makes her a MILF.
She gets what Elizabeth Weil terms “a breathtaking body” honestly.
 She broke her first of three world records in 1982, at 14, and she has retired from swimming and come back three times, her latest effort built on an obsessive attention to her aging body.
Torres’s retinue includes a head coach, a sprint coach, a strength coach, two stretchers, two masseuses, a chiropractor and a nanny, at the cost of at least $100,000 per year. At the Olympic trials, this week, in Omaha, Neb., she’s expected to swim fast enough to make her fifth Olympic team. If she does, she’ll be the first American swimmer to compete in five Olympics (despite sitting out 1996 and 2004). She’ll also be oldest female swimmer in the history of the Olympic games.
I hope she makes it. And then retires to do a nude shoot for Playboy before it’s too late.
Source: A Swimmer of a Certain Age [NYT Magazine]
Hayden Panettiere Got a Haircut - Looks Crappy - Ninja Dude
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Can’t Contain Breasts - The Bastardly
Mariah Carey Looks Tired & Crappy in Bikini - Drunken Stepfather
Celebrity Rehab Begins Second Season - Celebrity Smack
Fergie Wants to Spend TONS on Wedding - Bricks and Stones
Ashley Dupre’s Mom is Hotter - Fatback Media
Donald Trump’s Hair Explained - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Ryan Reynolds Fueled Alanis Morissette Album - Bumpshack
Some of the Cutest Dogs Ever - Popbytes
Cat vs. Plastic Cake Box - City Rag
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Shows No Signs of Slowing Down - Flisted
Gawker Staff is Sweaty - Gawker
Vintage Danny Wood & Halle Berry - Dlisted
Baby Born with Penis on His Back - Pop On The Pop
Helena Christensen Sunbathes Topless - Celeb News Wire
Sienna Miller Wears Heath Ledger’s Jammies - Celeb Warship
Ashanti’s Bloody Video Sparks a Protest - Evil Beet Gossip
Kate Hudson Has an Enormous Rack - Hollywood Tuna
Hillary Clinton Gets a Free Supply of Vodka - Hollywood Rag
Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Urges Closeted by Dina - Allie is Wired
Miley Cyrus Topless Ruckus Explained - City Rag
Halle Berry vs Salma Hayek: The Bastardly
Alessandra Ambrosio Naked And Topless In Arena - Ninja Dude
Mindy McCready and Roger Clemens 10 Year Affair - Fatback Media
Head Lice Living Exhibit - Celebrity Smack
President Bush Disses Jessica Simpson - Bumpshack
Madonna Performing Live at Roseland - Popbytes
David Blaine Breaks World Record Holding Breath - Dlisted
Tyra Banks Celebrates 500th Episode - Pop On The Pop
Ashlee Simpson Recreates “Newlyweds Reality Show” - Celeb News Wire
Alert the Media - An Olsen is Smiling - Popsugar
Brie Larson Formal Child Star on the Road to Porn - Drunken Stepfather
Disney’s Kiddie Lingerie Billboard Advertises Hypocrisy - Gawker
Brooke Hogan Looks Fat - Celeb Warship
Is Mischa Barton Broke? - Ninja Dude
Victoria Secret Fashion Show Videos - Egotastic
Isla Fisher is the Newest MILF on the Block - Popsugar
Meet the Dumbest Woman on TV - College Humor
Jessica Alba Doesn’t Think She’s Sexy - Popoholic
Victoria Beckham Does Elle Magazine - Just Jared
Jennifer Aniston Spending Christmas with Brad’s Parents - Popbytes
Collagen Lips Gone Wrong - City Rag
Hayden Panettiere Was in Every Picture - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Jodie Foster Finally Comes Out of the Closet - Dlisted
Interview with Jack Nicholson, Posh Dresses Him - Celebrity Smack
Nicole Ritchie Pardoned from Anti-Drinking Classes - Bricks and Stones
Britney and Paris Return to Sixth Grade - Celeb News Wire
Victoria Beckham Planning Another Baby - Splash News Online
Nick and Vanessa Celebrate Christmas with OK! Magazine - Pop On The Pop
Petra Nemcova is Boring but Hot - Drunken Stepfather
Shauna Sand Is a Mother of Three with Really High Heels - TMZ
Angelina Jolie Signs Up To Play Spy Babe - Breaking News USA
Celebrity Look-Alike Contest - This Guy Look Like Zac Efron? - Allie is Wired
Who doesn’t love gorgeous women? Every magazine and Web site rounds up their list of Most Sexy This and Hottest That. Who’s got time to read all of them?
Yet we here at Gone Hollywood don’t want you to miss out on any hot celebrity chicks, so we have rounded up all the ladies that make up the elite of celebrity hotness.
Hottest Chick on TV- Kristen Bell
I love Veronica Mars. So Kristen Bell on Heroes is like candy. She looks like the type of girl who would tie you up and make you squeal…in a good way.
Click here to see the rest of “The Five Hottest Chicks on TV Right Now”
Hottest Lesbian Chick - Portia de Rossi
At first I thought Portia was guilty of the utmost crime of snobbery. You remember her days on Ally McBeal. She would strut around with long hair like she was Lady Lovely Locks and look pretentious. But now that she is openly dating Ellen Degeneres I can’t tell you how hypocritical I have become. I mean “Arrested Development” was pure gold.
Click here to see the rest of “The Five Hottest Real Life Lesbians”
Hottest Actress That is Actually Talented- Keira Knightley
How could you not love Keira. She swears like a sailor on shore leave and doesn’t have any shame. Keira is someone you could drink with and she would be racking up pints faster than you can say pirate hooker.
“Apparently on the Internet I’m a sexy beanpole, tomboy beanpole.”
Click here to see the rest of “The Five Hottest Actresses Who Can Actually Act”
Hottest Goth Chick- Rose McGowan
Rose McGowan is one saucy kitten. She is one of those girls who will bust out freaky toys that make you nervous, but always wanted to try. Plus I have three words for you. Machine gun leg.
Click here to see the rest of “Top 5 Celebrity Goths”
Hottest Young Hot Hollywood Chick- Hayden Panettiere
The second of the hot blondes on “Heroes” is Hayden. She is constantly bouncing around in a cheerleader skirt and is never without lip-gloss. Her character never dies and undergoes various grotesque accidents. Beauty and gore. It is like soft core porn and candy for a man.
Click here to see the rest of “The Five Hottest Legal Celebs Under 21”
Hottest Underrated Babe- Salma Hayek
Salma has just been inducted into the MILF association and has projects around every corner. After fighting her way from Mexican soap opera status, she now ranks among the A-listers. Plus she has fantastic boobies.
Click here to see the rest of “Top 10: Underrated Babes”
Overrated Babe- Cameron Diaz
She is thin, blonde and rich. We get it. But I fail to see the appeal in Cameron Diaz. In true form she is rather ditzy and lacks talent. This is one chic who make it on appearance alone.
Click Here to See the Rest of “Top 10: Overrated Babes”
Hottest Mistress-Annabella Sciorra
Tony Soprano raked in a ton of tail. But her character, Gloria, was smart and sassy. Two very important factors when dealing with the mob.
Click Here to See the Rest of “Hottest Sopranos Mistresses”
Hottest of the Richest- Sandra Bullock
She ranks 14th on the Forbes’ list of the rich and powerful women. Sandra Bullock has that girl next door quality and buckets of cash you could roll in. She is also the type of girl you can bring home to mom, hold a decent conversation with and will ride your Harley without complaining about wind blown hair.
Click Here to See the Rest of “Richest Women in Entertainment”
Most Desired- Queen Latifah
Before you gasp with fear of the voluptuous curves of the Queen, know that in a Yahoo Personals poll she came in third of the most desired single celebrities. Sure Jessica Alba was number one and Jennifer Anniston placed second. But Latifah placed third above Jessica Simpson and Maria Sharapova.
Click Here to See the Rest of “Most Desired Top 5”
UPDATE (Freddy): In the interest of completeness, here are some of the more notable omissions from Cara’s list. Sure, it takes the list beyond 10 and technically screws up the title. But it’s hot women, people, so get over it already. (And Queen Freakin’ Latifah? Please. No way I’d hit that.)
Sexiest Woman in the World - Jessica Alba. According to FHM, anyway. See FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World - 2007 for the other 99.
Sexiest Woman Alive - Charlize Theron. According to Esquire, she’s the sexiest woman on the planet for 2007.
Woman of the Year - Sarah Michelle Gellar The former Buffy star won the honor from Maxim magazine. For 2008!
Britney Spears Gets ‘Owned’ by an Energy Drink - Ninja Dude
Tara Reid Definitely Looks Better with Clothes ON - Celebrity Warship
Debra Messing Shows us How Sexy Clothing Goes Wrong - CelebNewsWire
Which Carmen Electra Bikini is Hotter? - City Rag
Elizabeth Hurley is Still Lickable - The Bastardly
Kirstie Alley Has Gained All the Weight Back - The Bosh
Seriously, She’s Afraid of Clowns - Dlisted
The Backstreet Boy’s Thinks They are The Eagles (ha) - Celebrity Smack
Jordan ‘Katie Price’ Wants You to Rate Her Photo - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Natalie Gulbis is a Smokin Hot Golfer - Fatback and Collards
Courtney Love thinks Celebrity Diets are ‘Full of [blank]‘ - A Socialites Life
Kate Beckinsale with her Adorable Mini Me - Bricks and Stones
Leonardo DiCaprio Wants to be Hugh Hefner - Flisted
Miss New York is Back for Round 2 - Allie Is Wired
Beyonce Falls, YES Again - Pop On The Pop
Annie Lennox is Back with Her New Album - Popbytes
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