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Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) was recently served a temporary restraining order on behalf of drop dead stunner Yvette Monet. According to Monet, she and Troyer used to date, but broke up several months ago.
Now she claims to be afraid for her life, because like some rampaging Chucky doll, Verne just won’t leave her alone. She also claims that he has a gun, which I find hilarious, because I don’t know of any handguns that he could actually pull the trigger on. A rifle or shotgun is an even more side splitting possibility.
According to Yvette (who I must assume really, really loved her Cabbage Patch Dolls as a child), Troyer has been calling her and text messaging her with threats, telling her that his friends “Burt” and “Jose” have guns and will do anything that he tells them to.
This is ridiculous.
Do people actually believe that some psychotic little Muppet has the power to convince not one but two (ahem) “full grown” men to do his bidding? Unlikely.
Verne Troyer is best known for his role as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers films and for his drunken ridiculousness on the VH1 scumfest The Surreal Life, however some people know him as the little gnome that made a sex tape with former live in girlfriend Renae Shrider. Yuck.
source: Yvette Monet Granted Restraining Order Against Verne Troyer [The Hollywood Gossip]
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In a perfect universe, we’d all have adorable miniature versions of ourselves…
Personally, I’d just keep encouraging my mini equivalent to make crappy puns in his adorable high pitched voice, then we’d re-enact the midget scene from Twin Peaks together. I’ve given this a lot of thought.
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What the hell is wrong with my eyes? When her sex tape with Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me) hit the interwebs I thought Ranae Shrider was fug as all hell, now my opinions are different.
Thanks to Geno’s World we have an exclusive look at a recent photoshoot Shrider done in which she poses nude and topless, not that shocking really.
The main reason Shrider is stripping off for a photoshoot? Apparently she has her eyes set on none other than Hugh Hefner and wants a spread in Playboy.
Now not only does she want to become one of Hef’s girlfriends, she wants to do the impossible and get married to him AND have a baby. I’m sure Holly Madison is pissing herself laughing right now.
Does Ranae Shrider look better to you this time around?
NSFW photo are after the jump!
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Talk about an optical illusion.
Which do you think is larger, Mini Me Verne Troyer or that bottle of vodka?
I wonder why he looks so frightened in the photo with the hotties?
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Verne “Mini Me” Troyer plans to lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shrider, for allegedly beating him and causing him emotional distress.
Troyer’s lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door, pushed away a scooter that was blocking it, and then threw him to the floor. The lawyer released this statement,
“When you pick up a 2’8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.”
In the lawsuit, which will be filed in Federal court any moment, Troyer is accusing Shrider of intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery.
What others said:
- Dlisted says, “Remember how we’re all riding on that bus to hell together? Well, I’ve just being upgraded to first-class air for laughing so hard at the image of Mini-Me getting thrown. Midget tossing!”
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Here’s the first photo of Maddie Briann Aldridge. Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her mini me on June 19th. Babies having babies.
Jamie Lynn says that being away from the shining lights of Hollywood is making it easier to learn the ins and outs of first-time motherhood.
“Around here, everyone has the same focus. The focus is family, and that’s a good way to live.”
The 17-year-old actress talks about everything — from taking parenting classes to life inside the new home she shares with Maddie and boyfriend Casey Aldridge, to her first experience with labor pains.
“They’d told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours. I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed.”
What others said:
- Dlisted says, “What in frosted ass hell is going on here?! Is that Jamie Lynn Spears or one of the long-lost Mandrell sisters?! “
source: World Exclusive: Meet Baby Maddie! [ok magazine]
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If you ever wanted to see Mini Me having sex, a judge says it’s okay:
  The woman in a sex tape featuring Verne Troyer — best known for his role in the “Austin Powers” movies — says she allowed celebrity Web site TMZ to broadcast snippets of the tape. Troyer’s ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, signed a declaration filed in federal court in Los Angeles stating the tape was created with her video camera. Her statement prompted a judge to allow TMZ to reinstate a post featuring snippets of the tape.
The judge had temporarily barred TMZ from showing or broadcasting any portion of the tape on its Web site or TV show. The post was restored by Tuesday evening.
The judge has still barred a porn distributor named in a $20 million lawsuit filed by Troyer from distributing or taking orders for the 50-minute tape.
Troyer starred as Mini Me in two “Austin Powers” movies. His lawsuit alleged the tape was stolen. Shrider’s statement says she believes she also owns the tape, but so far has only given permission to TMZ to air it.
This gives more credibility to Justice Potter Stewart’s famous line about pornography (actually, obscenity, if you want to be technical about it): “I know it when I see it.” Still, there are some things I don’t want to see. This may just top the list.
For more, see Mini-Me Sex Chick Whoring Out the Tape! and Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!
The latter, the June 25th report that launched the suit in question, makes light of the whole matter,
Yes, that’s Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.
You can also view the actual video there, if you must. Gone Hollywood wouldn’t do that to you!
Source: TMZ allowed to repost portion of actor’s sex tape [YahooNews]
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At first glance, I thought she looked just like Britney — in fact I still do.
You know Jamie Lynn bought that ring, just like Britney Spears bought hers.
More photos at the source.
source: [splash news]
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