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Celebrity Photoshop Gone Wrong

It’s no secret that magazines and other media outlets use Photoshop to make their cover models look “just so,” but is lightening or color correcting a photograph the same as completely changing the way a person looks?

Is this practice of over-photoshopping contributing to damaged body images of Americans?

W Magazine turned a golden goddess Kate Hudson into the ice queen on its September 2008 cover. W is claiming that the image is an actual photograph of Kate Hudson. We’re sure it is, but it looks like the photo editors glossed it over and slicked it up in Photoshop. The image also bears an uncanny resemblance to photographer Patrick Demarchelier’s 1994 Harper’s Bazaar cover photograph of Nadja Auermann. So perhaps W is guilty of more than just changing someone’s face. Way to be creative … stealing someone else’s idea and using it on one of your biggest issues of the year.

Caution: Objects may be larger than they appear. In this case it appears that Seventeen magazine used Photoshop to place Miley Cyrus‘ head on a smaller body. Does this petite 15-year-old really need to appear smaller? It also looks as if they elongated her front teeth and somehow inverted her arms. Or did they do that pose on purpose? That must have been an uncomfortable photo shoot.

Funnyman Dane Cook has recently been complaining about the movie posters for his ssoon-to-be-released flick ‘My Best Friend’s Girl.’ A few of Cook’s complaints are: “The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. It looks like I’m wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. It’s no secret that I’m more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I’ve got perfect porcelain flesh.” You missed one Dane: where is the scar on your eyebrow?

Jennifer Love Hewitt was splashed on the cover of US Weekly showing off her 18-pound weight loss, claiming that she lost the weight in 10 weeks. Skeptics are saying Jen used the “Photoshop diet” to shed those pounds. Bloggers have been calling her a hypocrite after her statement when she defended her weight gain on her website: “I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong. XoxoJLH”.

On her new album cover, singer and actress Jennifer Hudson seems to have melted away at the midriff. Jennifer has refused to comment on her new cover.

Ukrainian actress and model Milla Jovovich is not the 13-year-old model she used to be. Can someone please tell Lucky magazine that it’s OK to look your age?

In its September 2008 issue, Elle decided to chop up (lumberjack) Jessica Simpson for the cover. It appears as if the editors chipped away at her waist and part of her left thigh and buttocks. They somehow also made her hair as wide as her hips.

James Franco is glowing on the September cover of GQ. What exactly makes a man glow like that?

Michelle Obama has discovered the fountain of youth. On this month’s cover of Ebony she doesn’t have a single line on her face. Her skin is so beautiful anyway, there was no need to make it unnatural.

Teen Vogue allowed Vanessa Hudgens to look her age on its September cover. She looks natural and very much like herself. There is some shadowing underneath her eyes in the photo on the right, but that’s nothing that a fill light wouldn’t take care of. We think this cover is the least Photoshopped of the month.

At first we thought this was a photo of Mischa Barton’s wax figure on Marie Claire’s UK cover, because apparently her skin has a shiny plastic coating.

‘Gossip Girl’s’ Blake Lively has reportedly been unhappy with recent magazine photographs, but we think she looks beautiful on the September 2008 cover of Cosmopolitan. Her hair is wider than her hips, too, but nonetheless.

Harper’s Bazaar might have made a few minor changes, but Tyra Banks still has it. She even looks great under the glare of flash bulbs (picture at right). The former professional model still knows what she is doing.

We’re comparing the ad to a more recent photo of Beyonce from May 6th. Her skin tone does appear lighter with blond hair than dark brown, but not that light. This week Essence magazine published the same ad from L’Oreal with a much darker-skinned starlet.

Tiny sleeping beauties Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were recently splashed across the covers of two mags, People and Hello. Skeptics are claiming the smiling infants were Photoshopped. They argue that babies do not typically smile from external stimulation until they are 2 to 4 months old. The millions paid by the magazines to the couple to secure the rights to the photos went to the pair’s charity foundation.

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Photo of the Day: Mischa Barton Serial Bikini Poser

Six Things We Love About This Photo:

  • 1. The glorious hair of Mischa’s man. That’s volume!
  • 2. The idea of guessing what he’s reading. Tolstoy? Tori Spelling? Who knows!
  • 3. Poor unknowning bald dude in the background. He deserves royalties.
  • 4. Scratch scratch sniff.
  • 5. The amazement that such small breasts can escape.
  • 6. Because couture jewelry is so beach-appropriate.

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Links To Hollywood - #136

Miley Cyrus & The End Of Hannah Montana - City Rag

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures From St. Tropez! Damn! - The Bastardly

Marijuana Mischa Barton Dropped By Agency - Ninja Dude

Kelly Brook Hates Germs - Fatback Media

That Chick From Danity Kane Is A Man-Stealing Ho - Flisted

Woman Finds Jesus Cheeto, Calls It Cheesus - Bumpshack

Britney Spears Buys a New Hot Bod - Celeb News Wire

Who Would Buy Paris Hilton Footwear? - Popbytes

Madonna’s Face: Surgery or Sickness? - Anything Hollywood

Hayden Panettiere Hates Nerd Germs - Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want to Swap Spit with Katy Perry - Celeb Warship

Bruce Willis has had enough - Celebslam

Kathy Griffin Not Going Full Monty As Gay Icon - Gawker

Walt Disney Presents ‘The Princess and the Frog and the Racist Firefly‘ - Defamer

Jamie Lynn Spears to Marry Her Baby Daddy - Just Jared

Dina Lohan Pimps Ali Lohan to Porn Director - Allie is Wired

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Mischa Barton Attempts Sexy, Comes Off Raunchy

Mischa Barton was photographed topless and smoking a daisy on the cover of Nylon magazine — dead sexy.

The actress was sentenced to three years probation and to complete a three-month course in alcohol education after pleading no contest to drink driving charges in April.

Recalling the incident in the interview, Mischa admits she was shocked at her arrest, because it grouped her with other young Hollywood stars she would prefer not to be associated with.

Mischa has often attempted to disassociate herself from socialites Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan, who have also been arrested for DUI in recent years.

She said: ‘That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested.

‘I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with. That was the biggest bummer for me – I didn’t leave my house. I was too embarrassed.

‘They made such a big deal out of it with these other young actresses, that, for a little bit, I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.’

She added: ‘It was a stupid thing to do. But I’ve done a lot to pay back for what I did.’

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t find Mischa the least bit attractive. It’s totally not surprising that she’s wearing jeans.

source: Mischa Barton strips off for her raunchiest photoshoot ever [daily mail]

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Links To Hollywood - #126

The Best Celebrity Butts - Photo

The Best Celebrity Butts - City Rag

Trouble in Crappy Backyard Paradise - The Blemish

Phoebe Price Bikini Pictures, My Apologies - The Bastardly

Jeff Conaway is Back for More - Dlisted

Lindsay Lohan and Her Fake Baby Bump - Pink is the New Blog

Mischa Barton is Pocahontas with a See-thru Top - Ninja Dude

Karolina Kurkova in Mango Ad - Anything Hollywood

Kim Kardashian & Kourtney’s Game - Flisted

Reese Witherspoon Is Turning Japanese - Backseat Cuddler

Jamie Lynn Spears Called Off Wedding - Celebitchy

Should We Expect More From Al Green? - Music Warship

Naomi Campbell is Falling Down Drunk - Celebslam

Nicole Kidman Carrying World’s Smallest Baby - A Socialites Life

Santogold Lands in Los Angeles - Popbytes

Get Ready for Top Chef Junior - Best Week Ever

Cheeky Girls Have a Party - Holy Moly

Making Fun of Brody Jenner Reality Show - Celebrity Smack

Shiloh Can’t Wait to be a Big Sis - Bricks and Stones

Posh Gives Out Nipple Covers - Gabby Babble

The Bikini Effect - Pop On The Pop

KMart’s Glam Red Carpet Collection - Candy Kirby

Angelina Jolie Talks “Pregnant Sex” - Allie is Wired

 

Mischa Barton Moose Knuckle

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My God man. At first this looks like a average photo of Mischa Barton, until her camel toe punches you in the face. Someone should really tell her.

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Pssst! Hey…ya. Mischa…your moose knuckle is dragging on the floor.

Source: Mischa Barton Partying [Ninja Dude]

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Mischa Barton Topless Sunbathing Photos

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Mischa Barton was spotted sunbathing topless, intentionally set up by her of course. I would post more photos from this set, but they all have little stars over her nipples.

Would you like some peach slices to go with that cottage cheese?

source: Mischa Barton Topless With Some Cheese [hollywood tuna]

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Links To Hollywood - #117

New Couple:  Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib - Photo

New Couple, Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib - Dlisted

Jessica Simpson is Slippery When Wet - Ninja Dude

Mischa Barton Celebrates Freedom at the Beach - Egotastic

Natalie Portman’s Boyfriend Looks Gay - Popsugar

Wentworth Miller is Getting You Some Pillows - Just Jared

Katie ‘Jordan’ Price is Releasing More Music - A Socialites Life

WWE Naked Chicks - City Rag

Roseanne Barr Talks About Her Crotch - Celebrity Smack

Katherine Heigl Smoking While Pregnant? - The Bastardly

Ellen Page Does Leno - Defamer

Madonna Before and After the Gym - Hollywood Rag

More Trashy Photos of Audrina Patridge - Fatback Media

Who Wore it Best? - Circus Hour

Renee Zellweger Employs Booger Checker - Celeb News Wire

Let’s Have Some 80’s Fun - Pop On The Pop

Jessica Alba Always Looks Pissed - Flisted

Tabatha from Bewitched - Then and Now - Allie is Wired

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Celine Dion Smokes Weed

Celine Dion Smokes Weed

While being interviewed, Celine Dion admitted to smoking pot. Giggling like a school girl she told the tale of her adventure with marijuana.

Does the person pictured above look like a pot smoker to you!?

quote3.jpg‘The only time I did one puff was in Holland, where it’s legal. And I went to a cafeteria with some girls, with the little boats and the canals and we stopped and I tried.’

But the 39-year-old insists the substance had no effect on her: ‘Nothing. No. But I didn’t choke. I took one puff and I said, ‘Okay, nothing happened!’ It was funny. ‘It was, for us, like cheating. ‘Oooh!’ You know, there might be paparazzi!”

Celine Dion Smokes Weed

While I am not a rocket pot scientist…I am pretty sure she did it wrong. Dion is the only celeb found of weed. David Arquette, Mischa Barton, Kelly Clarkson, Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, Kirsten Dunst, Norah Jones, Woody Harrelson, Owen Wilson, Adrianne Curry and even Barak Obama all have admitted to or been spotted with a doobie.

Obama also spilled the weed during an interview in 2007.

“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”

I think I might actually be able to tolerate her if she were stoned off her extensions.

Source: Celine Dion on the Pot [City Rag]

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Mischa Barton Nude Video and Photos

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! Mischa Barton and her bare boobies have nothing to do with the holiday, but really…do you care? The direct to dvd princess’ movie “Closing the Ring” wasn’t much more than a blip in the film world . The only thing it really had going for it was the fact that Mischa is nude.

Click Continued to see the NSFW photos. Obviously the video isn’t work friendly either.

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