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Carrie Prejean Has More Topless Photos Surface

Carrie Prejean must have a really, really bad memory — because TMZ uncovered a brand new set of topless photos “biblically correct” Miss California took before she applied for the crown.

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These pics were taken just last year — meaning Carrie was the ripe ol’ LEGAL age of 20.

This time, Carrie dropped her top for a professional photo shoot … another partially nude gig that she forgot to tell the Miss California officials about.

Donald Trump will decide today whether or not he’ll give Carrie the heave ho.

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Miss USA Contestants to Wear Jessica Simpson’s Bikinis

Miss USA contestants will be wearing none other Jessica Simpson on Sunday night. The itty-bitty bikinis, that is - not the pop star.

The Jessica Simpson Collection snagged the coveted crown as the annual beauty pageant’s swimwear sponsor this year, usurping Syrup Swimwear which provided teensy suits for the past two years.

Identical $104 white ‘n’ gold string bikinis were especially created for the contest, as well as the $88 bright green string bikinis modeled by the crown-chasers during a pre-pageant photo shoot in Las Vegas.

Simpson’s swimwear collection debuted less than two years ago, so … why did the Miss USA organization opt for these again?

“Why not?” says publicist Lark-Marie Anton. “They’re fabulous swimsuits.”

Wanna get your hands on one - or both? The suits will go up for sale at Jessica Simpson Collection after the show.

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Miss Universe Pageant 2008

Dayana Mendoza was crowned Miss Universe, in a pageant dominated by Latin beauties. The 22-year-old girl was one of the favorites early on in the beauty contest, held in Vietnam.

Dayana proved her sense of humor while answering gracefully to her question regarding men having it easier in life. She replied,

“men think that the best way to reach a point is a straight line, but we women take some curves and detours to fix everything right”.

As history repeated itself, Miss USA fell during the night gown competition, just as it happened to last year’s contestant, Rachel Smith, during the 2007 Miss Universe pageant held in Mexico City.

Crystle Stewart quickly stood up, applauded along with the audience and with a smile, continued to model as it nothing had happened.

The Top 10 Contestants:

* Miss Venezuela Dayana Mendoza
* Miss USA Cyrstle Steward
* Miss Italy Claudia Ferraris
* Miss Russia Vera Krasova
* Miss Dominican Republic Marianne Cruz
* Miss Kosovo Zana Krasniqi
* Miss Australia Laura Dundovic
* Miss Spain Claudia Moro
* Miss Mexico Elisa Najera
* Miss Columbia Taliana Vargas

How bizarre is it, that for two years in a row our contestant falls down. I bet Donald Trump is involved somehow.

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Heather Mills Has Crooked Boobs

Heather Mills walked the red carpet at the 2008 Miss USA Pageant — the crowd booed her. As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough — her boobs were crooked!

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quote2.jpgThe former model’s overzealous attempt to lift and separate turned heads for all the wrong reasons over the weekend.

But the night went from bad to worse for the 39-year-old, was later booed and jeered as she was introduced on the judging panel.

Heather has previously claimed that public opinion of her in the US was “99 per cent positive,” and was left visibly upset when part of the audience at the Planet Hollywood hotel began to heckle as she took to the stage with hosts Donny and Marie Osmond.

The bad news for us? It looks like the rumors are true and Heather plans to move to the United States.

quote2.jpg“In England, people don’t like me. But I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realize I’ll be better off in the States.”

Her appearance at the beauty pageant came just days after she launched an astonishing tirade against Sir Paul McCartney and “his three girlfriends” on GMTV, saying: “I wish all the girls the best of luck. Better them than me.”

I fear for this woman’s life.

source: Heather Mills’ wonky cleavage scores low marks as she’s booed at Miss USA pageant [daily mail]

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Crystle Stewart Miss USA 2008

Crystle Stewart, a 26-year-old entrepreneur from Texas, was named Miss USA on Friday, beating 50 other beauty queens for the coveted crown.

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quote2.jpgStewart, of Missouri City, Texas, runs a party-planning and motivational speaking company, as well as modeling professionally. She says she wants to dedicate her life to international philanthropy.

“I want to talk to people about how to set a goal and achieve it,” she told The Associated Press after the show. “Because I just achieved my goal.”

Stewart edged out first runner-up Leah Laviano of Mississippi and Tiffany Andrade of New Jersey.

Miss USA 2007 Rachel Smith relinquished the crown — and the posh New York apartment that comes with it — in a show aired live by NBC with hosts Donny and Marie Osmond from the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on the Las Vegas Strip. The network co-owns the parent Miss Universe Organization with Donald Trump.

Smith, a former Miss Tennessee USA, said she was headed to Hollywood.

Stewart was headed for the publicity circuit. She said she was eager to travel and spread her message of self-improvement to young women. She noted she was one of only a handful of black woman crowned Miss USA in the pageant’s 57-year history.

“I think the United States is coming together,” she said, citing the historic presidential candidacies of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. She declined to name her preference.

“I don’t know, we’ll see. Fundamentally, I’m a Democrat,” she said.

Contestants from all 50 states and the District of Columbia have been in Las Vegas for nearly three weeks, rehearsing and hyping the 57th annual pageant. After stints in Baltimore and Los Angeles, organizers billed the new venue as a city beloved by the event’s international audience.

The pageant tried to showed off its edge, featuring a grinding live rock performance by the band Finger Eleven, music from Rihanna, and contestants in barely there black bikinis and faux-fur coats.

Donny and Marie kept up a steady stream of sibling banter even while swiftly whittling the field.

Donny Osmond told the losers to “put on a poker face” as he sent them home.

“Or use Botox; then it won’t move,” Marie quipped.

Stewart will compete in the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam in July. She also becomes a spokeswoman for breast and ovarian cancer awareness and other causes, while traveling to promote the organization.

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Here’s the Top 15 and Stewart’s crowning moment:

source: Texas Beauty Crowned Miss USA [ap]

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Miss California Christina Silva Files Lawsuit

Christina Silva was crowned Miss California, only to be told three days later that it was a mistake.

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Now Silva has filed a lawsuit against the pageant — claiming a long list of damages.

Don’t mess with a pissed-off beauty queen!

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TMZ reports,

quote2.jpgIn the suit, filed today [see documents] in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Silva is seeking $500,000 in damages for “public humiliation, mental anguish and distress, lost opportunities, lost prizes and lost monies.”

Silva was crowned Miss California on November 25, 2007. Three days later, she says, she was called for a meeting at the pageant director’s home when they dropped a bomb — there had been a mistake, she was not the winner, and they yanked her crown!

Silva, who is of Ecuadoran and Mexican descent, claims that the pageant director never liked her and was looking for an “‘all-American girl’ to win, and not looking to crown another person of color.” For the record, the f*** up has been blamed on human error.

The reigning Miss California, Raquel Beezley, is one-quarter Filipino. She’s in Vegas now gearing up to compete for the title of Miss USA.

The pageant airs on NBC tomorrow night.

source: [tmz]

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Heather Mills Has Arrived

Heather Mills tried out her best disguise as she arrived at Newark Airport yesterday.

The woman is brilliant. Heather… just walk away from our dirt!

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Heather had on a dark wig and giant shades to try and hide her true identity as she jetted out to LA where she’ll be judging the Miss USA Pageant.

source: EXCLUSIVE: WHAT THE MUCCA!! [inf daily]

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Miss USA 2008 Contestants Photos

Here they are….glamour shots of the women striving to out claw each other to get to that giant gawdy crown. On April 11th in Las Vegas, the ladies will hit the Theatre for the Performing Arts to take the reigns from Rachel Smith. The 57th Annual MISS USA Competition will be broadcasted on NBC from the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino.

Get your TiVo and mute buttons ready!

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AL: Keisha Walding, AK: Courtney Carroll, AZ: Kimberly Joiner, AR: Rachel Howells, CA: Raquel Beezley, CO: Beckie Hughes, CT: Jacqueline Honulik, DE: Vincenza Carrieri-Ruso, DC: Chelsea Rodgers, FL: Jessica Rafalowski

GA: Amanda Kozak, HI: Jonelle Layfield, ID: Tracey Brown, IL: Shanon Lersch, IN: Brittany Mason, IA: Abbey Curran, KS: Michelle Gillespie, KY: Alysha Harris, LA: Michelle Berthelot, ME: Kaetlin Parent

MD: Casandra Tressler, MA: Jacqueline Bruno, MI: Elisabeth Crawford, MN: Kaylee Unverzagt, MS: Leah Laviano, MO: Candice Crawford, MT: Tori Wanty, NE: Micaela Johnson, NV: Veronica Grabowski, NH: Breanne Silvi

NJ: Tiffany Andrade, NM: Raelene Aguilar, NY: Danielle Roundtree, NC: Andrea Duke, ND: Stephanie Tollefson, OH: Monica Day, OK: Lindsey Jo Harrington, OR: Mary Horch, PA: LauRen Merola, RI: Amy Diaz

SC: Jamie Hill, SD: Charlie Buhler, TN: Hailey Brown, TX: Crystle Stewart, UT: Julia Bachison, VT: Kim Tanglinger, VA: Tori Hall, WA: Michelle Font, WV: Skylene Montgomery, WI: Michelyn Butler, WY: Cassie Shore

Source: NBC to Broadcast Miss USA 2008 [Futon Critic]

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Christina Silva - Miss California USA, You Crowned the Wrong Bitch!

Christina Silva was crowned Miss California USA over a week ago and I hope she enjoyed her time with the crown, because a week is all she’s going to get with it.

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Pageant officials announced yesterday that there was an accounting mix-up and the wrong girl was crowned. Second runner-up, Raquel Beezely, was the rightful winner. Christina was forced to give up the crown to Raquel. Officials called it a “human error.”

The Huffington Post reports Christina Silva’s response,

quote.jpg“They never could explain their accounting error, but told me that if I didn’t give up my crown to Miss Beezely, my personal integrity could be questioned, and my career could potentially suffer.” Christina has hired an attorney and is looking at her options.”

Beauty pageant drama is the best.

What others said:

  • Dlisted says, “She better watch her ass! Something tells me we have another “pepper-spray incident” coming on. Christina is going to go undercover and get a job at the Miss USA pageant and sabotage that bitch!”
  • Extra commenter says, “What happened to “Your are FIRED”!!! Practice what you preach, Mr. Trump. Are you getting weak. First you forgive Miss Connor, now this? What is next becoming best friends with Rosie O’Donnell?? Can’t wait to see you both together on the red carpet.”

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Donald Trump Is Mean

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Wow, I knew Donald Trump was an a–hole, but I didn’t think he was this bad. Here’s a quote on his opinion of physical attractiveness:

quote-picAngelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not — I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not.”

Because Donald Trump is a person who should be commenting on beauty. You may be rich, Donald, but you’re ugly, both inside and out.

Source: “Donald Trump Might Actually Be the Devil” [Mollygood]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood

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Miss USA Slams Katie Couric

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Remember Miss USA Rachel Smith, the contestant who fell on her ass during the pageant? Well, she’s back making news again, this time for talking smack on Katie Couric. Rachel says she’s hoping to launch a career in journalism.

quote-pic“I always wanted to be a reporter — maybe some TV. Who knows? Some serious news — but some modeling, too,” Smith said at the Women in Entertainment Empowerment Network event last week, reports the New York Daily News. “I just don’t want to end up like Katie Couric. I want people to take me seriously.”

Katie’s rep responded, “If she continues to offer such profound insight, she will not have to worry about anyone taking her seriously.” That quote’s better than Rachel’s. Smooth, Rachel, smooth.

Source: “Miss USA Disses Katie Couric” [Star]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood

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Miss Japan - Riyo Mori, Crowned Miss Universe 2007

A 20-year-old dancer from Japan was crowned Miss Universe 2007 on Monday night, marking only the second time her country has won the world beauty title.

And frankly… Miss Brazil should have won!

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quote-picDressed in a black, red and purple Japanese-style gown, Riyo Mori nervously grabbed the hands of first runner-up, Natalia Guimaraes of Brazil, just before the winner was announced. Then she threw her hands up and covered her mouth, overcome with emotion.

But she gathered herself together enough to catch the diamond-and-pearl-studded headpiece valued at $250,000 as it slipped off her head when Miss Universe 2006 Zuleyka Rivera of Puerto Rico crowned her. Mori immediately placed it back on her head.

The last time Japan won the pageant was in 1959 when Akiko Kojima became the first Miss Universe from Asia.

“She is an amazing champion, an amazing woman and I hear that they go totally insane in Japan, so that’s good,” said Donald Trump , who co-owns the pageant with NBC.

Miss USA Rachel Smith, who slipped and fell to the floor during the evening gown competition and was jeered by the Mexican audience during the interview phase, was the contest’s fourth runner-up.

quote-picMori, from the small town of Shizuoka at the base of Mount Fuji, won the cheers of the Mexico City audience when she opened her interview, saying ‘Hola, Mexico!’

“I learned how to always be happy, be patient and to be positive, and this is what I want to teach to the next generation,” she said during the interview competition.

The daughter of a dance school operator, Mori said her grandmother told her as a child that she wanted her to be Miss Japan before she turned 20.

“From the very beginning, I entered the competition with high hopes and an unswerving determination to make this dream a reality,” she said in a pre-competition interview.

She wants to someday open an international dance school in Tokyo.

“Right now I am only 20 years old, so I’m really excited about what I’m going to be able to do at this age to benefit society,” Mori said after winning.

Miss USA - Rachel Smith - Fourth Runner Up

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Miss Korea - Honey Lee - Third Runner Up

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Miss Venezuela - Ly Jonaitis - Second Runner Up

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Miss Brazil - Natalia Guimaraes - First Runner Up

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source: associated press
video: dlisted
images source: Miss Universe and WireImage

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Paris Hilton Autopsy Photos

This may be the weirdest thing I’ve seen in awhile: Paris Hilton Autopsy, a Daniel Edwards creation for Capla Kesting Fine Art.

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quote-picParis Hilton’s naked “corpse” could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season. An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton’s forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.

“Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth” featuring “The Paris Hilton Autopsy” offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner’s table, while her cell phone remains in her grip. The ‘unglamorous’ display which includes support material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters “the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood’s ‘girls gone wild’,” according to gallery
director, David Kesting.

Paris Hilton, arrested for a DUI last year, previously released a marginally effective PSA concerning drunk driving. This latest PSA includes a website by Capla Kesting, which offers high school educators an icebreaker for discussing drunk driving’s consequences. Students are encouraged to take the virtual field trip at http://www.ParisHiltonAutopsy.com to view the making of the “Paris Hilton Autopsy” and compete for prizes by writing Paris Hilton’s obituary.

The tableau, created by Daniel Edwards, reminds potential prom queens no one is impervious to the pitfalls of drinking. Recalling Miss USA’s recent battle to keep her crown through alcohol rehab and Princess Diana’s untimely death due to drunk driving, a skewed hotel heiress’s tiara adorns the lifeless Paris Hilton head.

The PSA also observes the teen pregnancy crisis associated with alcohol impaired judgment. The “Hilton Autopsy” tragically reveals drunk driving’s heartbreaking collateral damage.

Kesting, advocating teenagers to experience the Hilton display “hands-on,” said, “Paris’ internals, which include her small intestines, and other elements, are removable to assist teens with an empathetic view of drunk driving tragedy from the coroner’s perspective.” UK’s Daily Star recently reported Paris Hilton, whose last chilling portrayal came from 2005’s “House of Wax” in a well publicized death scene, had commissioned Daniel Edwards for a sculpture of her to be placed on Los Angeles’ Sunset Strip.

What the hell?!

Paris Hilton Autopsy Photo 2 Clay model of the Paris Hilton Autopsy by Daniel Edwards in pre-autopsy form with

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via In Case You Didn’t Know via WeSmirch

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Miss America 1944 Stops Thief with Her .38

Venus Ramey, Miss America 1944, may need a walker but that doesn’t stop her from running down would-be thieves.

quote-picVenus Ramey Miss America 1944 Photo Venus Ramey is shown with her dogs Tuesday, April 17, 2007, near her property in Waynesburg, Ky. Ramey, who was crowned Miss America in 1944 caught a man she thought was stealing from her farm in south-central Kentucky, she shot the tires out of his vehicle so he'd be stuck there until police came. (AP Photo/The Interior Journal, George Lewis) Miss America 1944 has a talent that likely has never appeared on a beauty pageant stage: She fired a handgun to shoot out a vehicle’s tires and stop an intruder.

Venus Ramey, 82, confronted a man on her farm in south-central Kentucky last week after she saw her dog run into a storage building where thieves had previously made off with old farm equipment. Ramey said the man told her he would leave. “I said, ‘Oh, no you won’t,’ and I shot their tires so they couldn’t leave,” Ramey said.

She had to balance on her walker as she pulled out a snub-nosed .38-caliber handgun.

“I didn’t even think twice. I just went and did it,” she said. “If they’d even dared come close to me, they’d be 6 feet under by now.”

Ramey then flagged down a passing motorist, who called 911.

Curtis Parrish of Ohio was charged with misdemeanor trespassing, Deputy Dan Gilliam said. The man’s hometown wasn’t immediately available. Three other people were questioned but were not arrested.

After winning the pageant with her singing, dancing and comedic talents, Ramey sold war bonds and her picture was adorned on a B-17 that made missions over Germany in World War II, according to the Miss America Web site.

Ramey lived in Cincinnati for several years and was instrumental in helping rejuvenate Over-the-Rhine historic buildings. She returned to Kentucky in 1990 to live on her farm. “I’m trying to live a quiet, peaceful life and stay out of trouble, and all it is, is one thing after another,” she said.

This story won’t get the attention of the debauchery of recent beauty contest winners Tara Conner or Katie Rees but it’s a much more interesting story. They just don’t make ‘em like they used to.

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Rachel Smith Miss USA 2007

Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith has replaced the sleazy Tara Conner as Miss USA.

Rachel Smith realized she had a real shot at the Miss USA crown when she made it to the top 15. Next up was the swimsuit portion of the pageant, and the journalism graduate from Tennessee told herself: “I’m just going to work it.” Smith, 21, ultimately bested 50 other aspiring beauty queens to win the title of Miss USA on Friday night.

The 5-foot, 11-inch-tall brunette is a graduate of Belmont University and a former intern for the production company behind “The Oprah Winfrey Show.”

“I’m speechless at this point, I really am,” Smith said after the pageant.

Contestants from all 50 states and the District of Columbia competed to succeed Miss USA Tara Conner, who entered rehab after accounts surfaced suggesting she was boozing at New York clubs. The Kentucky native was in danger of losing her crown, but Donald Trump, who co-owns the pageant with NBC, gave her a second chance.

The telecast didn’t shy away from the controversy, opening with a string of news and interview clips about Conner’s woes. Then, the 21-year-old blonde emerged onstage wearing a strapless, ruffled gown. “It has been the most unforgettable year of my life and I’m back, and better than ever,” Conner said to wild applause from the audience at the Kodak Theatre.

Smith, of Clarksville, Tenn., edged out top finalists Meagan Yvonne Tandy of California; Cara Renee Gorges of Kansas; Helen Salas of Nevada; and Danielle Lacourse of Rhode Island, who was named the first runner-up.

I like that she uses phrases like “Work it,” acknowledging that beauty pageants are just high class strip shows, except they don’t get quite as naked. Although, come to think of it, a lot of them do naked photo spreads, too.

These will have to do until the nude spreads of her engaging in drunken lesbian sex romps are uncovered. (Assuming they exist, of course.)

Rachel Smith Miss USA 2007 Photo 1 Miss Tennessee Rachel Renee Smith (L) reacts after being named Miss USA 2007 as Miss USA 2006 Tara Connor presents the sash to Smith in Hollywood, California March 23, 2007. Conner ended her tumultuous reign as Miss USA on a high note, turning her highly publicized stint in rehab into a story of courage and female empowerment. (Fred Prouser/Reuters)Rachel Smith Miss USA 2007 Photo 3 (Crowning) Miss Tennessee Rachel Renee Smith (L) is crowned Miss USA 2007 by Miss USA 2006 Tara Connor in Hollywood, California March 23, 2007. REUTERS/Fred Prouser (UNITED STATES)Rachel Smith Miss USA 2007 Photo 2 (Swimsuit) Miss Tennessee Rachel Renee Smith takes the stage during the swimsuit competition at Miss USA 2007 in Hollywood, California March 23, 2007. Smith was later crowned Miss USA 2007. REUTERS/Fred Prouser (UNITED STATES)Rachel Smith Miss USA 2007 Photo 4 (Swimsuit) Miss Tennessee Rachel Renee Smith takes the stage during the swimsuit competition at Miss USA 2007 in Hollywood, California March 23, 2007. Smith was later crowned Miss USA 2007. REUTERS/Fred Prouser (UNITED STATES)Rachel Smith Miss USA 2007 Photo 5 (Swimsuit) Rachel Renee Smith, Miss Tennessee USA 2007, walks along the stage during the swimsuit competition at the Miss USA 2007 pageant on Friday, March 23, 2007, in Los Angeles. Smith won the competition. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)Rachel Smith Miss USA 2007 Photo 6 (Swimsuit) Rachel Renee Smith, Miss Tennessee USA 2007, walks along the stage during the swimsuit competition at the Miss USA 2007 pageant on Friday, March 23, 2007, in Los Angeles. Smith won the competition. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

Rachel can definitely “work it.” I don’t think she’s as fine as Miss Delaware USA Nicole Bosso, Miss Kentucky USA Michelle Stephanie Banzer, Miss Arkansas USA Kelly George, Miss Indiana USA Jami Stallings, Miss Georgia USA Brittany Swann, Miss Florida USA Jenna Edwards, or Miss Colorado USA Keena Bonella, all pictured in my pageant preview post, though.

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