A picture is worth a thousand words. There is nothing like seeing Natalie Portman getting urinated on. While she was talking a walk with her boyfriend the other day a dog peed on her leg. Perhaps he didn’t like her poncho/rain boot ensemble.
It is a beautiful thing, justice. After calling all people who just for a paycheck “no better than prostitutes,” I think this is a bit deserving. I believe I read somewhere that dogs have are a great judge of character. But I am sure that is purely coincidental.
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “It probably took every bone in the vegan’s body not to beat that dog’s ass. Her next shoe line will be made out of naughty dogs that piss on Oscar nominees.”
We all have our vices. Some people have a foot fetish and others liked to be spanked with old shoes. Natalie Portman likes her some rich nerds with synthesizers who don‘t eat meat. Portman and Moby dated briefly and I missed that boat. The nerd community knew about it and oddly enough they gave him grief for bedding Natalie.
“I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath. You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.”
What exactly is nerd wrath? Are you ostracized from the secret pocket protector society or kicked out of the weekend mahjong tournament?
Heath Ledger has passed away and we all need to let him go. Somehow the media, being the hyenas that we are, can’t seem to the fact that Heath had some personal problems go. The people behind Entertainment Tonight dug up some video of Ledger indulging in some recreational drugs. (Big hairy deal. What celeb in Hollywood hasn’t at least tried some?) To milk every minute of his saga out, the gossip show was planning on airing the tape yesterday. They reportedly paid over $200,000 for the film that aired in the East Coast but was yanked before it hit the air in the west.
This is the part that I feel is worth attention…..
Michelle Williams and her reps at ID Public Relations sent out a mass email that united fellow PR reps and studio heads. The idea was to launch force against Paramount to forego the footage.
“ET purchased [the video] for a large sum of money in the hope of stirring up a salacious and exploitative story about Heath, which would win them big ratings on the first day of sweeps,” ID rep John Koch wrote.
“We are asking the Hollywood community to pressure ‘ET’ to pull the segment . . . Please forward this message to everyone you know.”
After Paramount received “a flood of calls” the studio nixed the tape and finally became a little more compassionate. Some A-list stars also aired out their feelings and made contact to show their disgust with the idea. Phone calls and emails were received from Natalie Portman, Josh Brolin and Sarah Jessica Parker begging the them to have some respect. Even Scarlett Johansson joined in. She sent a text summing up what needs to become a mantra when it comes to his death and drug issues.
“As if Heath’s poor family doesn’t have enough to suffer through.”
Source: The AP’s Britney Policy Now Extends To Heath Ledger [Jossip]
Last night at the premiere of “The Darjeeling Limited”, Owen Wilson made his first public appearance since the suicide attempt. Although he avoided the red carpet, he did join costars Jason Schwartzman, Natalie Portman, and Anjelica Huston onstage.
Owen was introduced by director Wes Anderson as “my best friend.” He aded, “I’ve never made a movie without him. and I hope I never have to.”
Jason Schwartzman was also happy he was there, saying, “Owen is doing very well and he is with us tonight, and I love him.”
It’s good to see Owen out and about, and I can’t wait to see Wes Anderson’s latest.
Source: “Owen Wilson Shows Up at Movie Premiere” [People]; “Owen Wilson – Back in the Game” [TMZ]; Photo: dlisted
“ET purchased [the video] for a large sum of money in the hope of stirring up a salacious and exploitative story about Heath, which would win them big ratings on the first day of sweeps,” ID rep John Koch wrote. 
