Jake Gyllenhaal Roasts Ex-Girlfriend Natalie Portman

It was all laughs between Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman at the Palm Springs International Film Festival this past weekend.

Gyllenhaal presented Portman with the Desert Palm Achievement Award at the festival, but had a few words to say about his newly engaged — and pregnant — ex-girlfriend before giving her the award.

“Natalie is the Audrey Hepburn of our generation,” the actor told the crowd. “She is elegant, graceful, has amazing eyebrows … is talented, really short, funny, smart, dedicated, incredibly kind.”

Gyllenhaal, who had everyone, including Portman’s fiance Benjamin Millepied, laughing along, continued to roast his close friend.

“She’s a vegan, which makes it really frustrating when you’re picking a place to eat,” he said, before adding, “She’s also recently announced that she’s going to be a mom, and her child will probably need therapy after seeing ‘Black Swan.’”

Gyllenhaal and Portman briefly dated in 2006. She recently announced her engagement and pregnancy with Millepied, her ‘Black Swan’ choreographer and dance partner.

Everybody has dated Jake.

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Snookification & Links To Hollywood

The Snookification Of America – City Rag

See Natalie Portman’s Engagement Ring – Daily Fill

Petra Nemcova Is Engaged! – Pop Eater

Kim Kardashian Filling Up Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Gwyneth Paltrow Drunk While Playing Alcoholic – Amy Grindhouse

Ellen DeGeneres Drunk On Her Yacht? – ICYDK

Kristen Stewart Finally Smiling – Why Fame

Just Because He’s Cute & Shirtless: Derek Hough – Popbytes

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Karlie-Rae – F-Listed

Lea Michele Under Attack Over PETA Ads – Hollywood Life

Amber Portwood Ditches Her Kid – Holly Baby

This Might Be Madonna’s New Boyfriend – The Superficial

Ted Williams On ‘Jimmy Fallon’ (Video) – Celebrity Smack

Neil Patrick Harris Is Loving Fatherhood – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Victoria Silvstedt Soaks Up The Sun – Anything Hollywood

Big Love Goes To The Shore – Celebs.com

What Is Ben Affleck’s Deal?!?? – Evil Beet Gossip

Rachel Uchitel Was In Denial – Wonderwall

Why Taylor Swift & Jake Broke Up – Betty Confidential

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Celebs Back To Normal – College Candy

Aflockalypse 2011: Details & Magnetic Pole Shift – Bitten & Bound

This Dude Is Freakin’ Crazy – Starcasm

NY Post Are A Bunch Of Jerks – Tabloid Prodigy

Justin Bieber Refuses Questions About Love Life – Allie Is Wired

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Forbes’ Top Grossing On-Screen Couples

Forbes have come up with a list of the top earning on-screen couples ever and it’s pretty much full of people who starred together in a franchise. As opposed to back in the day when Hollywood stars would star in a few movies together. Before I even read the list I knew who would be on top, take a look for yourself…

Ben Stiller and Teri Polo, $1 billion

Little Fockers might be one of the worst reviewed movies of 2010, but it is making a lot of money. So far the Meet the Parents trilogy has earned $1 billion at the box office. With those kinds of numbers, a fourth movie can’t be far behind. Expect more trouble for the young marrieds played by Stiller and Polo.

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Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow, $1.2 billion

We didn’t include this couple when we first did this list last year because after the first Iron Man, they still weren’t really a couple. But in the second movie, Downey’s Tony Stark admitted his feelings for Paltrow’s Pepper Potts. No word on if Paltrow will make an appearance in the upcoming film The Avengers, which will feature Iron Man, among other heroes.

Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen, $1.5 billion

Hayden Christensen didn’t make his Star Wars debut as Anakin Skywalker until the fifth movie, Attack of the Clones. But his relationship with Natalie Portman’s Padme was crucial to the sci-fi tale as the pair ultimately became parents to Luke and Leia.

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox, $1.5 billion

Transformers is really all about robots that turn into cars but somewhere in the first two movies was a love story between LaBeouf’s Sam Witwicky and Fox’s Mikaela Banes. The two couldn’t have been that inseparable though because director Michael Bay decided to jettison Fox in the third movie in favor of Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, $1.8 billion

While romance is secondary in some of the films discussed on this list, it’s the main theme in the Twilight series about a human girl, played by Stewart, who falls for Pattinson’s sensitive vampire. There are still two films left in the successful franchise. A movie based on the first half of Breaking Dawn hits theaters this coming November.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, $1.9 billion

For a film with equal parts romance and action it’s hard to do better than Titanic. The 1997 film featured a pair of doomed, class-crossed lovers set against the epic sinking of the giant cruise ship. The film is the second-highest-grossing of all time with $1.8 billion. DiCaprio and Winslet appeared together again in the much smaller film Revolutionary Road in 2008.

Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley, $2.7 billion

Yes, the Pirates franchise is mostly about Johnny Depp staggering around like a drunk who just fell into a case of makeup. But for the first three films there was a romance that helped ground the movies. Seems like Disney and producer Jerry Bruckheimer didn’t think it was crucial to the story though. Bloom and Knightley’s characters have been written out of the fourth installment.

Viggo Mortensen and Liv Tyler, $3 billion

As Aragorn and the elf Arwen, Mortensen and Tyler play a pair of lovers struggling to maintain a relationship amid an epic quest to destroy evil. The pair helped make the fantasy films a bit more relatable for people who got confused by all the characters in Middle Earth. No word on if the pair will appear in the upcoming prequel: The Hobbit.

Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, $6.3 billion

It took seven movies but Ron and Hermione are finally acting on their long simmering love. In the most recent Harry Potter film, Rupert Grint got to do a bit of bravura acting watching his worst fears come to life, including Watson’s Hermione falling in love with Harry instead of him. Expect the pair to finally smooch in the final film hitting theaters this summer.

source: Top 10 On-Screen Couples [Forbes]

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Say What, Justin Bieber? & Links To Hollywood

Say What, Justin Bieber? – City Rag

Kelly Osbourne Steps Out With A New Guy – Pop Eater

Lindsay Lohan Under The Influence Of Drugs… – IDLYITW

….Her Lawyer Says No Freakin’ Way – Daily Fill

Kathy Griffin Leaves ‘The D-List’ – Popbytes

John Mellencamp & Meg Ryan Go Public! – ICYDK

Kate Gosselin Has A Tattoo, Guess Where – The Superficial

Tara Reid’s Fake Boobs Make A Comeback – Drunken Stepfather

OMG, Girl: Going Golden Again! – OMG Blog

Courtney Love Involved In Twitter Lawsuit – Wonderwall

Natalie Portman Shows Off Her Baby Bump – Why Fame

Amber Portwood Is Single – Hollywood Life

Lisa Rinna’s Lips Still Huge, Face Full Of Fillers – Celebrity Smack

Brangelina Shops At KMart – Holly Baby

Blossom Blogs! – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Chloe Hemmat – F-Listed

Reese Witherspoon Shows Off Her Engagement Ring – Amy Grindhouse

Kate Middleton Will Get Her Princess Carriage Ride – Betty Confidential

6 Reasons For The Jake & Taylor Split – College Candy

Lindsay Lohan’s Victim/Attacker Releases Statement – Evil Beet Gossip

Ryan Phillippe & Amanda Seyfried Are Dating – Anything Hollywood

Confirmed: Snooki Is A Trash Bucket – Allie Is Wired

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Natalie Portman Is Pregnant And Engaged

Natalie Portman had an interesting couple of weeks, she got nominated for a Golden Glove and Screen Actors Guild Award for her role in Black Swan and now it’s announced she’s pregnant and engaged.

Natalie and choreographer, Benjamin Millepied, announced they are engaged and expecting their first child. They met while on the set of Black Swan. She confirmed the news to EW saying…

“I have always kept my private life private but I will say that I am indescribably happy and feel very grateful to have this experience.”

Well congratulations to them, I wonder how long this will last. As we all know in Hollywood when something is going right it doesn’t last very long.

source: Natalie Portman Is Engaged and Pregnant! [People]

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Sienna Miller Retrosextive & Links To Hollywood

Sienna Miller Retrosextive – City Rag

Bret Michaels Enjoying His Engagement – Pop Eater

Bar Refaeli In A Bikini. In Mexico – IDLYITW

New Jonas Brothers Album In 2011? – Daily Fill

NYE With Kathy Griffin & Anderson Cooper – OMG Blog

Kelly Osbourne Goes Mental On Twitter – Holy Moly

Leighton Meester Doesn’t Have A Boyfriend – Hollywood Life

Hulk Hogan Posts Surgery Photos On Twitter – Celebrity Smack

Natalie Portman Is ‘The Other Woman’ – Betty Confidential

Camille Grammer Banned Kelsey From Sex – ICYDK

Stephanie Seymour Big In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather

Surrender Your Soul To Justin Bieber – Popbytes

Because We Didn’t Get You Anything For Christmas – F-Listed

The Brangelina Clan Go To Africa For Christmas – Holly Baby

Tweets From The Hollywood Nest – Celebrity Baby Scoop

The Biggest Songs Of 2010 Playlist – College Candy

Bristol Palin Did Something Respectable? – Evil Beet

Snoop Dogg Disses A Fan? – Wonderwall

Prince William & Kate Middleton Were Apart For Christmas – Why Fame

Teenage Amy Winehouse Had A To-Do List – Amy Grindhouse

Jennifer Lopez Has Cellulite – The Superficial

Australia’s Funniest Home Videos – Celebs.com

10 Reasons Why Tim McGraw Is So Sexy – Betty Confidential

You Won’t Believe What Britney Spears Was Doing – Tabloid Prodigy

Selena Gomez No Longer Wearing Her Purity Ring? – Hollywire

Owner Of Miley Cyrus’ Bong Refuses To Sell – Anything Hollywood

Rihanna & Matt Kemp Split! – Allie Is Wired

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Natalie Portman’s Butt Censored For Movie Trailer

Apparently there are nefarious do-gooders out in the world who don’t want you or anyone else to see Natalie Portman’s butt in a sexy thong bikini. We here at Gone Hollywood aim to point out those crimes against nature, in our part to make the world more butt friendly.

This would eventually pave the way for other body parts to openly welcomed within our puritanical society.

Either way, Universal Pictures deemed it necessary to censor Natalie’s butt for the theatrical movie trailer for “Your Highness”. On the left, you can see her butt the way the movie was intended, and on the right, the censored version.

E! News reports:

EW.com first reported the CGI switcheroo, which is obvious if you pay close attention—and who wouldn’t!— to the “let me wash off in this stream” scene in the green-band trailer and the far saltier, butt-baring red-band version.

Technology used for the wrong reasons. It’s blasphemy, I tell you. Blasphemy!

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Who’s White Hot & Links To Hollywood

Who’s White Hot? – City Rag

Leighton Meester Still Working On Album No One Cares About – Daily Fill

Mel Gibson Calls Winona Ryder An Oven Dodger – IDLYITW

Shelly Malil Sentenced To Life In Prison – Pop Eater

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Continues To Win At Life – The Superficial

Camille Grammer Calls Sex Tape Rumors Untrue – Amy Grindhouse

Lo Bosworth Splits From Her Boyfriend – ICYDK

Alex Pettyfer Goes Ugly In ‘Beastly’ – Tabloid Prodigy

Christina Aguilera Is See-Through – Drunken Stepfather

Taylor Momsen Shows Bra & Pants, Still Has No Talent – Holy Moly

Kim Kardashian Making Same Mistakes As Jennifer Aniston – Hollywood Life

Natalie Portman: Mila Kunis Is Getting Too Much Attention! – Why Fame

Is Kate Gosselin Lying To Her Kids? – Holly Baby

Matt Damon Doesn’t Spank His Kids – Celebrity Baby Scoop

The OC – Where Are They Now? – College Candy

Lily Allen To Try For Another Baby In 2011 – Evil Beet Gossip

What Does Papa Joe Think Of Jessica Simpson’s Pre-Divorce? – Popbytes

Andy Cohen Sasses Joy Behar – OMG Blog

Erin Heatherton Is Impressive Half Naked – F-Listed

10 Hottest Vampires Of 2010 – Betty Confidential

Jessica Alba’s New Hairdo: Hot Or Not? – Anything Hollywood

Olivia Wilde Is Electric – Wonderwall

That’s Wiggety-Waka, Y’all – Celeb News Wire

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart’s Holiday Photo – Allie Is Wired

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Ho, Ho Hizzle & Links To Hollywood

Ho, Ho, Hizzle – Tabloid Prodigy

Adriana Lima & Irina Shayk Red Hots – City Rag

Dexter Sings Christmas Carols – IDLYITW

Britney Spears Was Left Unsupervised Today – The Superficial

Lady Gaga Gets Waxed! – Amy Grindhouse

Rumer Willis Is Still A Ginger – Celebrity Smack

Khloe Kardashian Chooses Her Words Wisely – Celeb News Wire

OMG, His Coin Slot: Joe Jonas – OMG Blog

Taylor Lautner Is Filming A New Movie – Hollywood Life

Jillian Michaels Quits! – Wonderwall

Natalie Portman Is A Boring Stripper – Drunken Stepfather

George Michael To Judge US Version Of ‘X Factor’ – Holy Moly

Kate Gosselin & Sarah Palin Hate Each Other – Popbytes

Did Eva Longoria Cheat With Lance Armstrong? – Anything Hollywood

Johnny Depp Adores His Kids – Holly Baby

Reese Witherspoon Doesn’t Dwell On Her Divorce – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Here Come The Cam Newton Hate Montages – F-Listed

The ‘Blue Valentine’ Controversy – College Candy

Sarah Palin Doesn’t Represent Jane Q. Public – Zelda Lily

Taylor Momsen Gives Sex Advice – Daily Fill

Lisa Ling Loses Her Baby – Why Fame

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Pancake Date – Allie Is Wired

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Dave Coulier Is A Turkey & Links To Hollywood

Dave Coulier Is A Turkey – City Rag

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Gets Her Daughter Back – Pop Eater

Lady Gaga’s Ego Is Bigger Than Her Wardrobe – Daily Fill

Heidi Fleiss Had A House Fire – IDLYITW

Kerry Katona Admits Taking Drugs For Years – Holy Moly

Heidi Montag’s Dead Doctor Was Hilarious – The Superficial

Kardashian Sisters Terminate Kardashian Kard – Amy Grindhouse

Chris Noth Sued Over Money Error – Why Fame

Kelsey Grammer Buys New Apartment With Fiancee – Starcasm

Julia Roberts’ Open Letter To Natalie Portman – ICYDK

Madonna Sweats Details Of Gym Opening – Wonderwall

Brad Pitt & Matt Damon Debut Odd Fashion Choices – OMG Blog

Justin Bieber Cut His Hair?!?? – Popbytes

Justin Timberlake Really Wants An Oscar – Anything Hollywood

Chris Brown Deserves A Second Chance – Hollywood Life

Britney Spears Wants Full Custody – Holly Baby

The Many Faces Of Angelina Jolie – Betty Confidential

Michelle Bombshell, A Dirty Santa & A Golliwog – Celebrity Smack

Paris Hilton Flashes The World – Celeb News Wire

Who Wants To Date Eva Longoria? – F-Listed

Nicole Kidman Loves Sunday Dates With Daughter – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Jennifer Aniston Shows Off Her Uterus – Drunken Stepfather

Victoria’s Secret Models: Pretty Little Liars – College Candy

HIV Positive Couple Fired From Restaurant Jobs – Zelda Lily

Even Brazilian Drug Lords Love Justin Bieber – Allie Is Wired

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Toy Jerks & Links To Hollywood

Toy Jerks – City Rag

Willow Smith Says The Darndest Things – Daily Fill

Sophie Turner Is No Longer Upset – IDLYITW

Jeff Goldblum Denied Restraining Order Against Stalker – Pop Eater

Daniel Radcliffe Lies About His Personal Life – Amy Grindhouse

Kesha Looks Stupid – Why Fame

Guy Drops Girl At Wedding – Tabloid Prodigy

Justin Bieber Is A Flasher – Popbytes

David Arquette’s Mid-Life Crisis Continues – Holy Moly

Michelle Trachtenberg Is A Good Girl – Hollywood Life

Is ‘Sister Wives‘ Daughter Aspyn Pregnant? – Holly Baby

Adriana Lima Shows Off Her Boobs – Drunken Stepfather

John Travolta Gay Rumors Get Specific – OMG Blog

Natalie Portman Is Charitable – Celebrity Smack

Kyle Massey Defends Bristol Palin – Wonderwall

Why Do I Love Kanye West? – Betty Confidential

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Lindsey Rose – F-Listed

Lindsay Lohan Is Sponsored By Pepsi – The Superficial

Why Would Anyone Cheat On Eva Longoria? – College Candy

NCAA Taking A Stand On Violence Against Women – Zelda Lily

Cory Monteith Wants To Be A Construction Worker – Anything Hollywood

Christina Aguilera Only Has One Man In Her Life – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Steven Slater Raps – Allie Is Wired

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Natalie Portman Says Sex Scene With Mila Kunis Was ‘Extreme’

Natalie Portman‘s portrayal of a tormented ballerina in Darren Aronovsky’s upcoming film ‘Black Swan’ has many critics buzzing, but it’s not just her twirling that has everyone talking.

The actress, who stars opposite Mila Kunis in the film, opened up to V Magazine about growing up on film and her much-discussed sex scene with Kunis.

Portman, who has previously shied away from overtly sexual roles and even turned down parts due to scripted nudity, says she has become more open in recent years to baring more than just her soul on film.

“I was figuring out my own sexual identity, likes and dislikes and all that stuff, and it’s weird to be doing stuff on film as you’re figuring it out.”

The actress, who is known for choosing tasteful-but-complex roles, says that she has no moral objections to being nude on screen, although she fears the potential for exploitation.

“It’s annoying, because online bulls**t interferes with what I want to do artistically. I’m not opposed to sexuality or nudity in a film, but I’m very opposed to pornography sites and you’re pretty much giving them material if you do any of that. It’s always a big dilemma for me.”

The actress defends her scene with Kunis and builds hype for the film in one fell swoop, telling V of the performance, “It’s not raunchy — it’s extreme.”

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The Top 9 Most Successful Child Stars

Some celebrities have found it difficult to navigate through fame, falling into holes such as drugs and hookers (sound like anyone you’ve heard of?), but there are some, the golden few, who have made it to enjoy success in their adult lives.

Unlike Lindsay Lohan, these stars have rose to fame straight out of teen stardom.

Hayden Panettiere

Hayden came to professional prominence at the age of ten with her role of Sheryl Yoast in “Remember the Titans”, and before that, she held roles in two soap operas.

From 2006 to 2010, Hayden played the role of Claire Bennet on “Heroes”. She has also appeared in “I Love You, Beth Cooper”, “Raising Helen” and is currently filming “Scream 4″.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leo DiCaprio first came to fame as a kid on “The Outsiders”, “The New Lassie” and “Santa Barbara”. Since, he’s been able to pretty much write his own ticket as far as film roles are concerned. His best movies (in my humble opinion) are “Inception”, “Titanic” and “The Departed”. And he did it all without the need to go over to the dark side.

Christina Applegate

Christina gained a wide audience playing the ditzy blonde, Kelly Bundy on the hit sitcom, “Married With Children.” Since, she has starred in “Employee Of The Month”, “Samantha Who?” and “Going The Distance”. She has since enjoyed a thriving career.

Justin Timberlake

Justin came to popularity on the Mickey Mouse Club, but not before he tried out for “Star Search” and failed. But that didn’t stop his ambitions. Justin won two Grammy Awards in 2008 for his album, “FutureSex/LoveSounds”. He has also recently starred in new movie, “Social Network”, in which he plays Sean Parker.

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett first came to fame as a child in the 1994 movie, “North”. Afterward, she starred in “The Horse Whisperer” and “Lost In Translation”, and has had many other starring roles since. She has also attempted a music career with Pete Yorn. This has earned her a small following, but she has a lot of potential.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

At the age of seven, Joseph appeared on a select few episodes of “Family Ties”. Since, he’s enjoyed a wide array of successes in television and film. His stint on “3rd Rock From The Sun” ran from 1996 to 2001 and he’s also held roles on “Roseanne”, “L.A. Law” and “China Beach”. His latest, greatest movie to date is “Inception”.

Natalie Portman

Natalie has been a successful actress ever since she was a young lady. Her biggest film was the “Star Wars” trilogy, where she played Padme Amidala, opposite Hayden Christensen. In 2003, Natalie earned a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology from Harvard University. She has said, “I don’t care if college ruins my career. I’d rather be smart than a movie star.”

She has starred in “Garden State”, “Cold Mountain”, “The Other Boleyn Girl”, among others.

Sean Astin

Sean started out in a couple of small TV shows before rising to fame as the star of “The Goonies”. His followup role was Samwise Gangee in the “Lord Of The Rings” movies. He has since had roles in “50 First Dates”, “Click” and “Rudy”. He makes his return to film with “The Witches Of Oz”.

Lacey Chabert

Lacey is mostly known for her roles in “Party Of Five” and as Gretchen Wieners in the movie, “Mean Girls”, alongside Lindsay Lohan. She has done voice work for “The Wild Thornberrys” and “Family Guy”. Unlike Lindsay, Lacey has really steered clear of anything harmful to herself or her career.

Who would you add to this list?

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Natalie Portman Wrote A Raunchy Comedy

Natalie Portman has been making headlines recently because in her new movie, Black Swan, she plays a ballerina who lets lose by doing Ecstasy and has lesbian sex with Mila Kunis.

Natalie’s father has already spoken out about his disapproval of her controversial role, now he might have to speak out against his daughter again because she has apparently wrote a very “raunchy comedy”.

The LA Times is reporting that Portman is currently shipping around the script to Hollywood studios and one of them describes it as a female version of Superbad. It’s described as…

“Two very different twentysomething women who, after finding themselves unlucky in love, decide to throw a party to which each female attendee brings an eligible bachelor.”

Natalie would be one of the producers and lead females with the other one most likely being Anne Hathaway. Some studios have already passed on the project, I’m going to guess since it’s a female themed movie and doesn’t center around a man, but if nobody picks it up then she would most likely get independent funding.

The description doesn’t really sound raunchy to me but then again I haven’t seen the script so I will take their word for it and hope that this movie gets made especially if there is any chance we could get a Natalie Portman and Anne Hathaway lesbian scene. But I’m probably hoping for too much with that second one.

source: Natalie Portman writing a raunchy comedy [LA Times]

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