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Yahoo! chief executive Carol Bartz has been quoted as saying:
“God bless Tiger Woods. This week we got a huge uplift: Front Page, News, Sports, Gossip. He just filtered through the whole place. It is better than Michael Jackson dying; it is kind of hard to put an ad next to a funeral.â€
Yes, Carol… the news of Tiger Woods banging an entire harem of starf*ckers is better than someone dying. Even Michael Jackson.
Carol Bartz is basically saying that the absolute destruction of a family being played out day by day before the eyes of the world turns her on more than the death of a legend. That’s nice. Perhaps next week we’ll get some fantastic news of a plane full of nuns plummeting from the sky and crashing into a hospital, devastating the children’s cancer ward and everyone inside it. Then she can be all excited about death again.
Now that I think about it, that would only make headlines for a day or two. Let’s change it to a plane carrying Lindsay Lohan crashing into a whorehouse containing Tila Tequila having a secret affair with the entire cast of Twilight: New Moon.
That scenario actually excites me a bit.
source: The Lunch Time Sports Round Up [The Daily Discharge]
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Miley Cyrus Is Creepy In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather
Cookie Monster Mistakes Tyra Banks’ Butt For A Cookie – Pop Eater
“New Moon” In One Minute! – OMG! Blog
Aretha Franklin, Eaten By A Bear? – Tabloid Prodigy
Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman Love Scene? – F-Listed
Tom Cruise Wants Another Robot Baby – Hollywood Dame
Nas Likes To Get High – Wonderwall
The Best Invention of The Century: Alcohol Pills – College Candy
Nicole Kidman Has A Turkey Neck – Celebrity Smack
Sarah Jessica Parker Regrets Playing Carrie Again – Anything Hollywood
Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Not Tiger Wood – The Superficial
Taylor Swift Squints In A Bikini – Celeb News Wire
Hulk Hogan Is Getting Hitched! – Litely Salted
Rachel Uchitel’s Nip Slips! – City Rag
Sylvester Stallone’s Face Is Not Aging Well – Holy Moly
Babwa Thinks Lady Gaga Is Intelligent – ICYDK
Heidi Klum Looks Great After Giving Birth – Pacific Coast News
Orlando Bloom Strips For Lunch – Allie Is Wired
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With the end of the year and decade coming up you can expect every type of list imaginable popping up, but here is one that I thought was a bit fun and you better too because it took me forever to save all of these picutres! People have come up with what they think is the best photos of 2009. Take a look and tell us what you think.
SUPER HOOPER
She’s got moves! First Lady Michelle Obama displays her hula-hooping skills in Washington, D.C., during a Healthy Kids Fair on the White House lawn. More than 100 school children attended the October event, where Obama helped educate them about exercise and nutritious foods.
TOAST OF THE TOWN
Happy 2009! Reality-star sisters Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian party it up at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas, ringing in what would be one their biggest years with champagne, hundreds of revelers and near-matching sparkly party dresses.
TRAPEZE ARTIST
Amy Winehouse is flying high during a trapeze lesson while continuing her extended vacation in St. Lucia in January, where she’s hung with a new man and even performed for guests in her hotel.
WALK THIS WAY
Jessica Simpson struts her stuff onstage during Radio 99.9 Kiss Country’s annual Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., in January. The singer – in her now-infamous jeans – performed a mix of pop and country tunes before dashing off to Dallas for a rendezvous with then-boyfriend Tony Romo
THREE’S COMPANY
Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry prove that girls rule at February’s Grammy Salute to Industry Icons honoring Clive Davis at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.
AYE AYE, SKIPPER
This is your captain speaking! John Mayer gets into the nautical spirit – and shows a lot of leg while doing it! – aboard the Mayercraft Carrier 2, his four-day spring music cruise to Mexico. The singer posted on Twitter about his plans to don his thong “mankini,” which he wore on last year’s voyage.
MAD FOR PLAID
Nice legs! Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick struts his stuff on the runway in a traditional Scottish kilt during March’s Dressed to Kilt fashion show at New York City’s M2 Ultra Lounge. The event, which paid tribute to all things Scottish, was hosted by famous Scotsman Sir Sean Connery.
SEEING DOUBLE
She has her own mini-me! Katy Perry celebrates the launch of her new music video, “Waking Up in Vegas,” with a look-alike admirer – and now ex-boyfriend Travis McCoy (not pictured) – during a spring bash at Mr. West in New York.
SHINE ON
Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson gets pulses racing – in the daylight! – during a photo call at the Magestic Pier for the Cannes International Film Festival in May.
SPLISH SPLASH
Kate Gosselin shows off her summer tan in a black bikini in North Carolina, where she’d been vacationing with her eight children and filming scenes for her TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8.
SEXY SPARKLERS
Dance queen Lady Gaga gets something off her chest – literally! – at June’s MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. The edgy singer – who performed her hits “LoveGame” and “Poker Face” – was joined by Kelly Clarkson, the Black Eyed Peas and hosts the Jonas Brothers.
CAMEL LOT
Need a lift? Paris Hilton trades Cadillacs for camels, traveling in style during a summer visit to Dubai. The heiress traveled to the Persian Gulf to film a new installment of her reality series, Paris Hilton’s Dubai BFF.
ANIMAL INSTINCT
And the flamboyant stunts continue! Brüno, a.k.a. Sacha Baron Cohen, indulges his wild side in June, donning a furry bull costume at the Spanish premiere of his film at Madrid’a Las Ventas building.
MANNING UP
Dude looks like a lady – and it is! Mariah Carey plays dress-up, sporting two manly looks (one looking suspiciously similar to Eminem) while shooting her “Obsessed” music video in June outside New York’s Plaza Hotel
JUMP ON IT
Don’t mess with The Piven! The Entourage actor launches his assault against WWE star John Cena while guest-hosting Monday Night Raw at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, Conn. Piven was at the event to promote his upcoming film, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard, which hit theaters Aug. 14.
MAN HUNT
Look who’s on the prowl! Zac Efron gets ready to make his move – and bares his ripped abs! – while on the Burnaby, British Columbia, set of The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud in August.
TOTALLY ’80S
Are they headed to a Madonna concert? Costars Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall are the picture of ’80s chic in September while filming the sequel to Sex and the City in Manhattan.
GOT CRAVINGS?
All she needs is the ice cream! Kendra Wilkinson enjoys a Girls Next Door reunion – and a salty snack – during her September baby shower, thrown by pals Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt (not pictured) at a private residence outside of Los Angeles.
DOUBLED UP
Actress-designers Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen serve up some seriously stylish cocktails at Bergdorf Goodman during September’s Fashion’s Night Out in N.Y.C.
VISIONARY LOOK
Wanna pucker up to this look? A fashion-savvy Rihanna does as she rocks one stylish pair of shades at Intermix’s Fashion’s Night Out celebration in New York City. The bash was part of a worldwide initiative to celebrate fashion and restore consumer confidence.
IN THE BUFF
Think he’d win a wet T-shirt contest? Absolutely! New Moon hottie Taylor Lautner is soaked to the skin – and bares his buff biceps! – during an October photo shoot in Malibu.
PICTURE PERFECT
She’s got your smile! Doting dad Tom Cruise savors a sweet – and smiley! – moment with his 3-year-old daughter Suri, during a fall outing to the Charles River basin in Cambridge, Mass.
CHEERING SQUAD
Kate Hudson and her father Kurt Russell cheer for the New York Yankees in early November as her baseball player beau Alex Rodriguez helps his team win their 27th World Series title.
TASTY DELIGHT
Gerard Butler certainly has a taste for Katherine Heigl as the costars get cheeky at the Los Angeles premiere of The Ugly Truth. The romantic comedy about a love-challenged TV producer (Heigl) and a sexist correspondent (Butler) opened July 24.
FACE TIME
Who are those masked beachgoers? As the death toll from swine flu mounts in April, newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt practice safety first, sporting protective masks for a trip to the beach while on a “pre-honeymoon” in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Thoughts? Do you agree with all of these photos or is there some that should have been on the list?
source: 25 Best Celeb Photos of 2009 [People]
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Wilmer Valderrama Is Bangin’ – City Rag
Larry The Cable Guy Intimidates Brad Pitt? – Pop Eater
Daisy Lowe Has Some Weird Animal On Her Head – Holy Moly
Carmen Electra’s Sex Tape Sucks & Not In A Good Way – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Pulls A Scratch & Sniff – Celeb News Wire
Cops Hate Paris Hilton – Fatback Media
Twilight’s New Moon Premiere: L.A. Goth – Ninja Dude
Another Celebrity Marriage Bites The Dust – ICYDK
Jon Gosselin Continues To Be Gross – Litely Salted
George Clooney’s Girlfriend Is A Smoker – Pacific Coast News
Shauna Sand Is Mother Of The Year – The Superficial
Katy Perry’s Boobies For The 874th Time – Yeeah!
Budget Stylista: You WILL Look Good – College Candy
Kate Hudson Isn’t Wearing A Bra – Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’ Ex Gets Jail Time – Wonderwall
OMG, His Butt: Gerard Butler – OMG! Blog
Kirstie Alley And Conan O’Brien Feud – Anything Hollywood
Robert Pattinson’s Other Movie – Hollywood Dame
Photographer Anthony Citrano Calls Out Demi Moore – Allie Is Wired
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This week’s celebrity quotes includes Leighton Meester’s hate for the opposite sex, Jerry O’Connell’s Speedos, and Amanda Peet’s butt and boob wishes. Happy Friday!
“Honestly, I’ve hated every boyfriend I’ve had.”
– Leighton Meester, who’s currently dating “Gossip Girl” costar Sebastian Stan, to “British Glamour”
“I don’t like vampires. I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I don’t like it. I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it.”
– Miley Cyrus, taking a bite out of on the “New Moon” fan-demonium, to Ohio radio station Q92
“Kids and dogs love him. He loves his mom and sister and girlfriend. He’s perfect. Too bad he’s ugly.”
– Natalie Portman, joking about her friend, Brothers costar and one of this year’s Sexiest Men Alive, Jake Gyllenhaal, to “People”
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
– Supermodel Kate Moss, revealing her personal motto, to “WWD”
“We’re talking about Mariah Carey. Of course she loves to hear herself.”
– Nick Cannon, on listening to his wife’s music at home, to “People”
“I want boobs, a gentle six-pack and a perky butt.”
– Amanda Peet, describing her ideal body, to “Self”
“I almost couldn’t get into the afterparty. I’m like, ‘I’m in the movie.’”
- Kellan Lutz, on going unrecognized following the L.A. premiere of “New Moon”, on Ellen
“I am doing it until they change their mind.”
– Alec Baldwin, on co-hosting the Oscars this year with Steve Martin, at the film Academy’s Governors Awards
“I see the commercials all the time and I always want one…it’s so exciting that I have my own now. I think I’m just going to live in this for the next month until lil Hank is born lolol.”
– Kendra Wilkinson, bragging about her new Snuggie, on her Web site
“There was a period where I thought, ‘Hey, maybe I’ll be the guy who brings the Speedo back.’”
– Jerry O’Connell, mocking his Speedo-wearing reputation after paps caught him in one on the set of his film “Piranha 3-D”
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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Joining the ranks of fellow celebrities such as Karina Smirnoff, Alicia Silverstone, and Holly Madison, “New Moon” star Christian Serratos is taking it all off for PETA.
Christian joins their “I’d Rather Go Naked” campaign by going naked in a scene that looks straight out of the vampire flick.
If you want to see more of the clothed version of Christian, “New Moon” comes out on November 20th. She plays Bella Swan’s human friend, Angela. In case this pic looks vague, it’s probably because they’re trying to hide the fact that she’s barely legal. In other pics, she looks younger than Hannah Montana.
It’s a “new moon” alright….you’re welcome gentlemen.
source: ‘Twilight’ Star Gives Us Her ‘New Moon’ for PETA – [popeater]
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To wrap up the week, we have the top ten of the best celebrity quotes of the week. Included are quips from Jimmy Kimmel, Whitney Houston, and Wendy Williams.
Let the games begin!
The first is my favorite and was used all over the internet this week, because we all feel that Lindsay Lohan is aging so quickly.
“You need moisturizer and help. You are the oldest young women I’ve ever seen.”
– Wendy Williams, commenting on Lindsay Lohan’s appearance next to Donatella Versace, on her talk show
“I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean I’m necessarily sleeping with them.”
– Adam Lambert, on smooching a female model for a photo spread in “Details”
“I want to hate Megan Fox more than anything. We all do. But I read a bunch of her quotes, and she’s witty and smart and carefree. I thought, ‘This is the kind of girl I’d love to be friends with.’”
– Kristen Bell, on her change of heart about her fellow actress, to “Women’s Health”
“Fans ask me to growl for them, and I really don’t enjoy doing that. Please just wait for the movie.”
– New Moon’s hunky wolf Taylor Lautner, to “People”
“Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well…I shouldn’t have said that should I?”
– Amy Winehouse’s dad, Mitch, on his daughter’s well-being and her recent breast augmentation, to British TV show “This Morning”
“It sure was nice for the rest of us while it lasted – we got a little more of the consumer money. Now Garth’s going to come back and eat it all up, and I’ll have to get a real job again. Thanks a lot, Garth!”
– Country star Trace Adkins, on Garth Brooks’ return to the stage after a nine-year hiatus
“I sang myself out of my clothes.”
– Whitney Houston, joking about a wardrobe malfunction while taping a singing segment for the British reality show “The X Factor”
“This team has more limited partners than Paris Hilton.”
– Jimmy Kimmel, joking on his late show about the news that that Fergie was approved to join fellow celebs like Marc Anthony, J. Lo and the Williams sisters, who are part owners of the Miami Dolphins
“I don’t think it’s going to be called ‘Pomegranate’ or ‘Atlanta.’”
– Top Chef’s mom-to-be Padma Lakshmi, on how she’s bucking the creative celebrity baby name trend
“I gained weight during the last pregnancy. When she told me she as pregnant again, I was like, ‘I’m just getting back in shape!’”
– Joel Madden, on his fear of putting on sympathy pounds during girlfriend Nicole Richie’s second pregnancy
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
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Bobby Brown Spills The Lez-Beans – OMG Blog!
Who Says John Mayer Can’t Get Stoned? – Pop Eater
Hung Man Accused Of Flashing Women – Tabloid Prodigy
Paris Hilton Wants Crabs & Vodka – Celeb News Wire
Flashback To 1997 With Jenna Jameson! – Celebrity Smack
Lady Gaga Seduces ‘Alejandro’ – Popbytes
Vanilla Ice Unites South Africa With Light Beer – F-Listed
Drugs Make You Better On Dates – City Rag
Madonna Is Giving Her Boytoy An Allowance – Holy Moly
Someone Approves Of Jessica Biel? – Anything Hollywood
Lisa Lampanelli Loves Her Some Chocolate – Are You Shaved
Somebody Stole Khloe Kardashian’s Stuff – The Superficial
Check Out This ‘New Moon‘ Giveaway! – College Candy
Katie Holmes’ Leading Lady Style – Elle
Katherine Heigl Has A Lesbian Moment – Drunken Stepfather
Kelly Osbourne Had Surgery For Drugs – Wonderwall
Megan Fox Is Trying To Class It Up – ICYDK
The Time: Redneck:30 With The Hogans – Websters Is My Bitch
Ed Westwick Leathers Up – Pacific Coast News
Stephanie Pratt Before The DUI – Hollywire
OctoMom Thinks Jon Gosselin Is Hot – Allie Is Wired
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Jenna Jameson Strips Against McDonald’s – F-Listed
Jennifer Love Hewitt In A Bikini – The Superficial
Britney Spears Gets Her Hair Did – Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Aniston Is Poking Out – City Rag
Seth Rogen Is Ragin’ Again – Celeb News Wire
Naomi Campbell Cuts Another Photographer – Hollywood Dame
Eminem Puts Mariah Carey In A Corner – Popbytes
Mary Lynn Raksjub Gets Hitched – Popeater
Jack Nicholson Looks Like A Whale – Holy Moly
Josh Duhamel Scales Walls, Is Like Spiderman – Pacific Coast News
Joe Jonas Rebounds With Brenda Song – Anything Hollywood
No Nudity For ‘New Moon‘ – Ninja Dude
Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Are Happy Again – Websters Is My Bitch
Tom Cruise’s LeStat Named Top Vampire – ICYDK
Jessica Alba Does The Bikini Thing – Fatback Media
January Jones In Italian GQ – Yeeeah!
Shanna Moakler Is Suing Travis Barker – Allie Is Wired
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Marc Anthony Is Smooth – The Superficial
Make It An Insane Clown Posse Vacation – F-Listed
Amy Winehouse Was Too High To Work – Holy Moly
Lindsay Lohan Is A Worker Bee – Celeb News Wire
Jessica Simpson Makes Out With A Dog – City Rag
Madonna’s Arms Look Gross – Celebrity Smack
Tara Reid Is Looking Better – ICYDK
Wedding Dancers Caught Up In TV Wars – Popeater
Jennifer Lopez Turns 40! – Popbytes
Brooke Hogan Is Sexy – Websters Is My Bitch
Erin Andrews Nude Video Update – Ninja Dude
New Moon’s Volturi Vampires – Hollywood Dame
Jon Gosselin Is A Player – Fatback Media
Miley Cyrus To Go Nude For A Movie? – Anything Hollywood
There Is Less Of Jennifer Love Hewitt – Celebrity Mound
Haylie Duff Prunes Her Roses – Pacific Coast News
Alice In Wonderland Comic-Con Photos – Allie Is Wired
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Rachel Bilson’s Home Raided By Thieves – PopEater
20 Hot Chicks With Hello Kitty Tattoos – City Rag
Robert Pattinson Broods For You, Ladies – The Superficial
Lady Gaga Mistaken For A Prostitute – Holy Moly
Gordon Ramsay Swears At You! – F-Listed
Everyone Must Watch ‘Glee‘ Tonight! – Popbytes
‘My Name Is Earl‘ Canceled! – Celebrity Smack
Alec Baldwin Has The Right Idea – Celeb News Wire
Lisa Rinna Is Fake – Fatback Media
Kingston Rossdale Has A New ‘Do – Pacific Coast News
Catfight Between Scarlett Johansson & Gwyneth Paltrow – Websters Is My Bitch
Olivia Wilde’s GQ Pictures – Yeeeah!
Miley Cyrus May Cut Footloose; Chace Definitely Will – ICYDK
Being Jessica Biel Is Hard – Celebslam
Fast Cars & Lucy Pinder – Derek Hail
First Official New Moon Poster! – Hollywood Dame
Paris Hilton’s Neighbors Want Her OUT! – Anything Hollywood
Britney Spears Sued By A Former Bodyguard – Allie Is Wired
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Kelly Clarkson Is What A Real Woman Looks Like – The Superficial
Pam Anderson’s Boom Box Booty – PopEater
Tara Reid’s Can At Cannes – City Rag
Fergie Is A Part-Time Lesbian Lover – Hollywood Dame
Guess Who’s Spilling Out Of Her Dress – Popbytes
Mary Carey’s New Porno Spoofs Celebrity Rehab – Celebrity Smack
Miley Cyrus: Don’t Call Me Fat! – Fatback Media
Jamie Foxx To Play Frank Sinatra? – Celeb News Wire
Joe Biden: “The Chamber of Secrets is Open!†– F-Listed
Steve Jones Relaxes With Hayden Panettiere – Holy Moly
Lindsay Lohan Is Still Hooking Up With Samantha Ronson – ICYDK
Now Katherine Heigl Wants An Emmy? – Websters Is My Bitch
Natalie Portman Denies Porking Sean Penn – Celeb Warship
Hugh Jackman Is Not The Boy Next Door – Busy Bee Blogger
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Touch Down At JFK – Pacific Coast News
Stars and Stripes At The Playboy Mansion – Yeeeah!
Shia LaBeouf And Rihanna Went On One Date – Anything Hollywood
The First Official New Moon Poster – Socialite Life
Bethenny Frankel Calls Martha Stewart Pitiful & Lonely – Celebitchy
Lisa Rinna On Why She Has Hemorrhoid Lips – DListed
Britney Spears To Appear On ‘American Idol‘? – Allie Is Wired
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Ciara’s Nipple Slip Gala – City Rag
Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Melissa Baker – F-Listed
Angelina Jolie’s Secrets & Lies! – Popbytes
Hulk Hogan Creeps Me Out – Holy Moly
Kirstie Alley Was “Disgusting!” – Celebrity Smack
Victoria Principal Will Shoot You – Celeb News Wire
Jon Gosselin Is Hot For Teacher – Fatback Media
Julia Roberts In A Bikini – The Superficial
Chris Pine Is Horny At The Late Show – Pacific Coast News
David Spade Has Seen Better Days – Websters Is My Bitch
Beyonce Knowles IS Fierce! – ICYDK
Scarlett Johansson As Director? Not So Much – Celeb Warship
“New Moon” Movie Secrets Revealed! – Socialite Life
Caption Hayden Panettiere – Hollywood Dame
Russians Fearful Of Madonna’s Upcoming Concert – Celebitchy
Valet Damages Lindsay Lohan’s Borrowed Maserati – Allie Is Wired
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“Nip/Tuck” and “90210″ star AnnaLynne McCord was getting her adult swag on at the 2009 Oscars on Sunday.
The wannabe “New Moon” vamp picked up a “We-Vibe” toy at the Red Carpet Style Lounge, Sunday. Per usual, they want the celebrity who’s taking the swag to have a picture taken with it.
AnnaLynne happily obliged, showing off the vibrator while cheesing from ear to ear, along with her sisters.
She looked pretty excited to show off her new toy, don’t you think?
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