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Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got the best celebrity quotes of the week! This week’s top quotes include Katy Perry’s snappy reply on “American Idol”, Josh Duhamel’s wife stalking and Mariah Carey’s porn joke. Enjoy!
“Nick, come on, you know you look at porn. Tonight when me and my husband look at porn, I already know it’s gonna be a humdinger!”
– Mariah Carey, pretending to be “Debbie from Long Island,” prank calling husband Nick Cannon’s radio show, Rollin’ With Nick Cannon on 92.3 NOW FM
“I might just be way too boring to ever be a really great actress.”
– Jessica Biel, to “Vogue”
“I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover…He’s amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.”
– Ke$ha, revealing her secret crush on Zach Galifianakis to The Morning Mash Up on SIRIUS XM Radio
“I think it’s just the way I grew up, like my grandma did it, my mom did it. It’s like a very natural thing to put the jellies in your purse. I’ll bring Ziploc bags on a trip and fill it with the hotel shampoos. I haven’t paid for soap in three years so you tell me who’s doing it right.”
– Kristen Bell, revealing her family’s frugal traditions, on “Lopez Tonight”
“I gave her an iPod. And when the naughty scenes came on, I pressed ‘play’ and covered her eyes.”
– Ryan Gosling, explaining how his mom watched his new movie “Blue Valentine” at the Sundance Film Festival, to MTV
“This is not a Lifetime movie, sweetheart.”
– “American Idol” guest judge Katy Perry, clashing with fellow judge Kara Dioguardi during the show’s L.A. tryouts
“I decided to get a tattoo because it was the most shocking thing I could think of doing. Now I’m utterly disgusted and shocked because it’s become completely mainstream, which is unacceptable to me.”
– Helen Mirren, on “Good Morning America”
“Honestly, I think some of my family members of a certain generation were more skittish about me playing a gay character on Six Feet Under than watching me play a killer.”
– “Dexter” star Michael C. Hall, on his family being okay with him playing a serial killer, to “Parade” magazine
“You can’t be Mick and Keith. You can’t be the one on drugs and the one in control.”
– Courtney Love, equating her failed solo music effort to the Rolling Stones, to “Dazed and Confused” magazine
“That’s how I got my wife. I literally stalked her for weeks until she said yes. They say it’s not stalking if she says yes.”
– Josh Duhamel, sharing how he romanced Fergie, to “Parade” magazine
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Mark Wahlberg Has A Third Nipple? – City Rag
Michael Jackson’s Creepy Painting – Pop Eater
Sienna Miller Is Still Bangin’ Jude Law – Holy Moly
Jenny McCarthy Wants Back In Playboy? – F-Listed
Paris Hilton Gave Santa Syphilis? – Litely Salted
Val Kilmer Looks Like John Popper – Celebrity Smack
Rihanna Is Fat In Her Ripped Dress Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Do You Know Your Celebrity Babies? – ICYDK
George Michael Loves Pot & Cruising For Guys – Celeb News Wire
Robert Downey Jr. – Cemented In Hollywood! – Popbytes
Pete Doherty Arrested! – Wonderwall
Miley Cyrus Explains Her Underage Tattoo – Hollywood Dame
Nick Cannon In Trouble With The Law? – Hollywire
Welcome To Marijuana University – College Candy
Emma Watson’s Nip Slip! – Allie Is Wired
This week’s celebrity quotes includes Leighton Meester’s hate for the opposite sex, Jerry O’Connell’s Speedos, and Amanda Peet’s butt and boob wishes. Happy Friday!
“Honestly, I’ve hated every boyfriend I’ve had.”
– Leighton Meester, who’s currently dating “Gossip Girl” costar Sebastian Stan, to “British Glamour”
“I don’t like vampires. I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I don’t like it. I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it.”
– Miley Cyrus, taking a bite out of on the “New Moon” fan-demonium, to Ohio radio station Q92
“Kids and dogs love him. He loves his mom and sister and girlfriend. He’s perfect. Too bad he’s ugly.”
– Natalie Portman, joking about her friend, Brothers costar and one of this year’s Sexiest Men Alive, Jake Gyllenhaal, to “People”
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
– Supermodel Kate Moss, revealing her personal motto, to “WWD”
“We’re talking about Mariah Carey. Of course she loves to hear herself.”
– Nick Cannon, on listening to his wife’s music at home, to “People”
“I want boobs, a gentle six-pack and a perky butt.”
– Amanda Peet, describing her ideal body, to “Self”
“I almost couldn’t get into the afterparty. I’m like, ‘I’m in the movie.’”
- Kellan Lutz, on going unrecognized following the L.A. premiere of “New Moon”, on Ellen
“I am doing it until they change their mind.”
– Alec Baldwin, on co-hosting the Oscars this year with Steve Martin, at the film Academy’s Governors Awards
“I see the commercials all the time and I always want one…it’s so exciting that I have my own now. I think I’m just going to live in this for the next month until lil Hank is born lolol.”
– Kendra Wilkinson, bragging about her new Snuggie, on her Web site
“There was a period where I thought, ‘Hey, maybe I’ll be the guy who brings the Speedo back.’”
– Jerry O’Connell, mocking his Speedo-wearing reputation after paps caught him in one on the set of his film “Piranha 3-D”
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Farrah Fawcett Is Praying For A Miracle – PopEater
Mariah Carey’s A Bouncy Ride – City Rag
Kanye West Is Angry At Twitter – Holy Moly
Katy Perry & Dita Von Teese Fight AIDS – The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan’s House Was Just Messy, Not Burgled – Celeb News Wire
Wanda Sykes’ Twins Delivered – Celebrity Smack
Owain Yeoman Is A Vegetarian Hottie! – Popbytes
Smart Girls Get Down Better! – F-Listed
Paris Hilton Is A Vandal – Fatback Media
Khloe Kardashian: Hyperventilating Mermaid – Celeb Warship
Eminem Hits Back At Nick Cannon! – Ninja Dude
Ben Stiller Has Too Much Hair – ICYDK
Linda Hogan Compares Herself To Catherine Zeta-Jones – Websters Is My Bitch
Owen Wilson Is A Mac – Pacific Coast News
Gemma Atkinson In Lingerie – News Toob
Dita Von Teese Takes Over Europe – Busy Bee Blogger
Shanna Moakler Resigns As Pageant Director – Allie Is Wired
Name The Celebrity Navel – City Rag
ShamWow Guy Vince Shlomi Got Beat Up By A Hooker – F-Listed
Hottie Jason Statham Cools Himself Off – Popbytes
Kelly Brook & Danny Cipriani Break Up – Holy Moly
Nick Cannon Has A Huge Mariah Tattoo – Celebrity Smack
Check Out Heidi Klum In The Buff – Celeb News Wire
Holly Madison Is Busted – Fatback Media
Lindsay Lohan Is NOT Sexy – Celeb Warship
Gisele Bundchen Shows Some Skin For Vanity Fair – Ninja Dude
Guess Who’s Wearing Holey Underwear! – ICYDK
Christina Aguilera Is Petrifying – Websters Is My Bitch
Hayden Panettiere Heads Down Under – Pacific Coast News
Ashley Biden Cocaine Video – Hollywood Dame
P. Diddy Accused Of Racism In Ciroc Vodka Ad Casting – Celebitchy
Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Breaking Up? – Allie Is Wired
Mariah Carey’s Boobs Challenged! – City Rag
Sex & The City Sequel Confirmed – Bricks & Stones
Verne Troyer Misses The Toilet – Holy Moly
Jessica Alba’s Mom Is Wynona Judd – F-Listed
Chris Evans Says He’s Not Gay – Celebrity Smack
RuPaul’s Covergirl Video! – Popbytes
Rock The Look: Cocktail Rings – College Candy
Carmen Electra Makes Sexytime With Wire Hangers – Celeb News Wire
Tori Spelling Might Be Returning To 90210 – Pink Is The New Blog
Britney Spears Has Lost Control – Fatback Media
Anne Hathaway Is Not Amused – Ninja Dude
Donda West Surgeon Jailed In DUI Case – Popeater
Amy Winehouse Is Still Single – Celeb Warship
A Little Something For The Ladies – Celebslam
Willie Aames Tried To Off Himself – DListed
Urth To Shanae Grimes – Just Jared
Howie Mandel Got Himself Another Show – Best Week Ever
Sarah Shahi Needs To Cover Up The Boob Stretch Marks – The Bastardly
Samantha Ronson Is Too Nice To The Paparazzi – Drunken Stepfather
Dakota Fanning Is The New Black – Defamer
Michelle Rodriguez Is On Trash Duty – Derek Hail
Britney Spears Traded Her Kids For Fame? – Celebitchy
Anti-Drug Officials Slam Lily Allen – Hollyscoop
Hilary Duff Cleans Up Her Act – Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Underwood & Hockey Hunk Mike Fisher Are Heating Up – Gabby Babble
Break Out The Violins: Spike Lee Is Practically On Welfare – Candy Kirby
Lily Allen Loses Weight With Hypnotherapy – Yeeeah!
Lisa Rinna Admits She Overdid The Plastic Surgery – Anything Hollywood
Olivia Munn In A Bikini – Egotastic
Kathy Griffin’s Mother Is Angry – Socialite’s Life
Celebrities Who Twitter! – Allie Is Wired
T-Shirt Mistakes That Men Make – City Rag
Happy Holidays From Britney Spears – Bricks & Stones
Guess The Eighties Butt – Holy Moly
R.I.P Eartha Kitt – F-Listed
Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Fighting? – Celebrity Smack
Go See Brad Pitt’s New Movie – Popbytes
Breakfast Will Keep You From Whoring Around – College Candy
Britney Spears Is Hookin’ Up! – Celeb News Wire
Clay Aiken The Caricature – Pink Is The New Blog
Britney Spears Has Stage Fright – Fatback Media
Scarlett Johansson Shows Her Cleavage – Ninja Dude
Breakout Stars of 2008 – Popeater
K-Fed’s New Girl Is Trouble – Celeb Warship
Suri Cruise Has Her Own Fan Base – Celebslam
An Elegant Christmas Angel – DListed
Daniel Craig Is Buff In St. Barts – Just Jared
50 Things Jews Do On Christmas – Best Week Ever
Nick Cannon In Aspen With Mariah Carey – The Bastardly
Katy Perry In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather
The Craziest Feuds Of The Year – Defamer
Kendra Wilkinson is Changing – Derek Hail
Kate Walsh Counterfiles for Divorce – Celebitchy
Pamela Anderson’s Gift For Obama – Hollyscoop
Jodie Marsh is a Ho Ho Ho – Hollywood Tuna
Kim Kardashian vs. Courtney Love – Gabby Babble
Deep Thoughts By Janet Jackson – Candy Kirby
Love Tom Cruise’s Movie, He’ll Pay You – Yeeeah!
Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag Work The Food Line – Anything Hollywood
Danielle Lloyd Topless For Christmas – Egotastic
Nothing Says Christmas Like Basketball – Socialite’s Life
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