The Hulk’s son has finally been moved from solitary confinement after being a little bitch and whining until he got his way. Big surprise. His legal team has been fighting to get Nick Hogan out of the lonely cell for weeks now. In the latest effort, the judge put the kibosh on moving Hogan Jr. So they threatened a lawsuit. The Pinellas County Sherriff’s Office claimed it had nothing to do with the lawyers knocking on their door.
“[This is a] result of routine and ongoing assessments of inmate population and classification,”
He wanted out of solitary and put on house arrest. He felt that it was unfair that he was sitting alone in his cell while his “best friend†is practically a vegetable because Nick is douche bag and makes Kevin Federline look like Mother Theresa. What is unfair is that while Nick’s Candy Ass sits around sucking his thumb and running around with a mouth full of those ridiculous cubic zirconium “grillz†John struggles to live. (P.S. Nick- look in the mirror….you are white.)
I say he should enjoy solitary before his demands include one of those rubber rings to sit on and a tube of Preparation H.
What Others Said:
Dlisted- “Nick will have a ball….or two…..or six! In a couple of days, his ass will be aching to get back into solitary.â€
The Superficial- “So, in legal terms, Nick’s lawyers claimed he’s suffering from “unbearable anxiety” to which the judge responded, “How bout he grow a pair?”
Source: Nick Bollea Transferred Out of Solitary Confinement [People]
Nick Hogan is sitting in jail. So, Linda puts on her Sunday best consisting of lucite stripper heels and shorts. It is nice of her to treat the inmates to a little tranny side-show and visit her son she bred into weiner obsessed with illegal street racing.
Nick is reportedly miserable in jail. (I believe that is the point of jail.)
“Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence,” one friend said. “They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is until now.”
This is the point. Think about the fact the in 8 months Nick’s dumbass will be back home and continuing to suck money and fame from his daddy. He turned his best friend into a vegetable and he is bitching about the fact that “like…jail is hard and stuff.†Boo-freakin’-hoo.
What Others Said:
Flisted- “It’s bad enough he put his friend in a coma and ruined the lives of John Graziano’s family, but it’s amazing to me how the entire family is blind enough to think he is being persecuted for being a D-list celebrity.â€
Celebrity Smack- “He’s lived a non-restrictive life with parents who have always catered to him. Oh, you got your third speeding ticket? Here’s some more money to modify your car! How about some new racing gear? And yes, we will pay your tickets, son! Of course he isn’t doing well in jail. Maybe he’d prefer being the one in the hospital?â€
Nick Hogan was found guilty for reckless driving. Currently he is sitting in jail in Florida. The third degree felony has put him behind bars for 8 months.
“He was also given five years of probation starting today with no alcohol during the full probation period. His license was revoked until Nick turns 21.
Nick pled “no contest†via his lawyer before Judge Philip Federico at the Pinellas (Fla.) County Court this afternoon. The family of John Graziano had asked for no less than one year in jail for Bollea.â€
After the sentencing, John Graziano’s half brother was livid. Obviously not caring about what consequences Nick faces, he said that he just wants his brother to get better. He also mentioned that Nick and the rest of the Hogan family have barely spent any time with John. It was also mentioned by John’s father that the little time he spent with him he was playing with dart guns and skateboarding.
Nick stood there sans real emotion. He took the sentencing and then was immediately taken into custody. If what John’s father said is true I have a hard time feeling sorry for him. The Hulk also admitted that his show Hogan Knows Best is scripted. TMZ also mentions that his soon to be ex wife is wearing a wedding ring on her left ring finger. Interesting but beside the point. Brooke was also there in her best Sunday Whore Outfit. (Seriously she looks like a reject from Paris’ BFF contest.) Here is a bit of the play by play.
UPDATE 2:45 ET: The Hulk — Terry Bollea’s his real name — steps up: He repeats that John G. was “like a son” and that they went on family trips. Hulk says they sent John PowerBars to Iraq.
UPDATE 2:42 ET: John’s mom says, quite eloquently, “I’m not seeking revenge, only justice.” And the family and state’s witnesses are done.
UPDATE 2:36 ET: Amazing — the mom is totally holding it together in front of the judge! John’s mom Debra Graziano quite resolutely that Nick doesn’t seem apologetic — and begs the judge to find Nick guilty.
UPDATE 2:32 ET: Nick is an idiot, part 879: Ashley says that Nick’s license plate COEHSP stands for “Capable of Eluding High Speed Pursuit.” Not anymore.
UPDATE 2:27 ET: Ashley Berry, John’s girlfriend, is speaking — trying her best to, at least. She says they were together for seven years. She describes having to watch a movie with him in his hospital bed — and not knowing if he can hear or understand anything.
UPDATE 2:25 ET: Now up, John’s sister Christian Carson. She says that sometimes she tries to call him, and breaks down when she realizes she can’t. Tough. And she says that Nick has never apologized for the crash.
UPDATE 2:21 ET: Ed Graziano says that Hulk and Linda haven’t been there for John, now or even before, even though they claim he was like a “brother” to Nick. Ed asks the judge to throw the book at him.
Ugh. Remind me to never make friends with the Hogans.
Here’s some WTF for your Tuesday. The widely publicized divorce circus centering around Hulk Hogan just keeps getting better and better. Yesterday, photos surfaced of his mistress along with Brooke Hogan expressing that she is ready to cut the dirty home-wrecker. Now Hulk Hogan wants to have a child with Christiane Plante.
After cheating on his wife, Linda Bollea, the Hulk is “desperate to have a wrestling heir.†His son, Nick Hogan, has no desire to put on spandex and grapple with sweaty men. According to sources close to the wrestler, he wants to have the baby before hits 60.
“I’m not finished having kids – I want another Hulkster.â€
Egads. That sums it up. I am surprised that these people don’t live in a trailer and have been seen on the evening news describing how the tornado sounded like a big ol’ train.
Source: Hulk Hogan wants a baby with his mistress [Showbiz Spy]
Clearwater, Florida Police have arrested Nick Hogan for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. See the video.
He turned himself in to Clearwater Police this morning and is currently being booked in to the Pinellas County Jail.
Hogan was involved in a one-car crash in August that severely injured his friend, John Graziano.
John has severe brain injuries and will likely require specialized care for the rest of his life.
In addition to being arrested for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury, cops also cited Hogan for use of a motor vehicle in the commission of a felony, a person under the age of 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 or higher and having an Illegal window tint.
“Nick and the entire Hogan Bollea family are saddened that criminal charges have been filed in regards to the tragic single car accident on August 26, 2007.
Nick will meet and answer these charges in the appropriate arena  a court of law. The family’s primary focus and concern still remains for the continued recovery of Nick’s longtime friend John Graziano. The Bolleas will also continue to stand by the Graziano family and help them in any way they can.
The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his.”
What others said:
Dlisted says, “Are they basically blaming John for not wearing a seatbelt?! The audacity!
I Don’t Like You in That Way says, “in case you didn’t know, your client has been cited for speeding four times since getting his license two years ago. He’s the Grim Reaper with illegal tint. This wasn’t an accident, this was eventual.”
Hollywood Grind says, “Nick Hogan’s mugshot does not convey someone who has any remorse for turning his military veteran friend into a vegetable.”
The Superficial says, “It’s cool. This is totally the fault of the kid who didn’t wear his seatbelt. I’ve always maintained that, when in doubt, blame the person in the coma. Drag racing drunk? Pssh. That’s nothing. But not wearing a seatbelt? Christ, don’t people have any respect for the law anymore?”
source: Nick Hogan Arrested for Reckless Driving [tmz]
Nick Hogan wrote on supraforums.com to update the condition of his friend who was hurt when Nick wrecked his car driving at a high rate of speed.
“john is expected to make a full recovery its just a slow process for him to wake up because he was in a medically induced coma by a drug called pentabarb which takes weeks to wear off which is why the wake up process is is so slow. his entire body is perfect , he just hit his head.”
“everyone please drive safe and wear your seatbelts, i had mine on and only broke my wrist, john did not and he is in a far worse stae than i am.
thank u for the support
-nick hogan/bollea”
“Induced coma… He just hit his head?” I guess when you’re worried about getting your ass sued off because you almost killed someone, you can’t be entirely responsible for what comes out of your mouth.
Timing is everything, and in Nick Hogan’s case he was just bragging last month in Rides Magazine about driving fast, pulling chicks, and racing being a family affair. Here’s a few of the more incriminating things he said:
Bragging about getting out of tickets:
In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, “Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know. Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, “I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’m letting you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail. Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, “Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.
On his car being a pussy magnet:
The yellow Supra and yellow Viper are pussy magnets for sure. I mean, the green and the silver appeal more to men, ’cause a guy knows what he’s looking at and will drool over it. But girls see the yellow, and panties start dropping off.
On keeping it in the family:
We always go out and run each other. My sister definitely can’t keep up, especially with the busted rear bumper [points to a dent on Brooke’s Expedition]. My mom has a V12 Mercedes-Benz 600. My dad’s pride and joy is a ’68 Charger; it’s got 800 horsepower.
What others are saying:
DListed says, “A real charmer that one. Yeah, too bad your pussy magnet is now sitting in a junk yard.”
bumpshack says, “I think Nick should be calling his car a ‘Lawsuit Magnet’ now!”
hollywoodgossip says, “This explains Britney Spears at least. She must see yellow Supras everywhere”
How come we never see any of this pu$$y he claims to be pulling on television?
Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Hogan, was involved in a serious car accident tonight in Clearwater, Florida. The accident was so bad that the street had to be closed for hours.
TMZ reports that Nick was “seriously injured” in the accident.
According to police, a Toyota Supra, driven by Nick Bollea (Hogan’s real name), was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it lost control and hit a raised median. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we’re told, “destroyed the entire car.” The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in St Petersburg. We’re told both injuries are “very very serious.”
I hope everyone is OK.
Source: “Nick Hogan Involved in Serious Car Accident” [Celebrity Smack]
UPDATE (Allie): Here are some photos from the scene, as CNN reports, Both Nick and his friend (who is in critical condition) are at a hospital in nearby St. Petersburg, Florida.
He turned himself in to Clearwater Police this morning and is currently being booked in to the Pinellas County Jail.
“john is expected to make a full recovery its just a slow process for him to wake up because he was in a medically induced coma by a drug called pentabarb which takes weeks to wear off which is why the wake up process is is so slow. his entire body is perfect , he just hit his head.”
According to police, a Toyota Supra, driven by Nick Bollea (Hogan’s real name), was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it lost control and hit a raised median. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we’re told, “destroyed the entire car.” The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in St Petersburg. We’re told both injuries are “very very serious.”
