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Meow Seems To Be The Hardest Word – City Rag
Spencer Pratt: I’m Not Heidi’s Owner – Pop Eater
Blake Hooks Up With Tranny Amy Winehouse – Holy Moly
Rihanna Isn’t Dating Another Chris Brown – The Superficial
Models Only At Wet Republic – The Dirty
WTF Friday: JWoww Designs – College Candy
Lily Allen Needs More Pants – Yeeeah!
Win Artie Lange’s Jack & Coke – Celebrity Smack
Kate Hudson Gets Butlered – Celeb News Wire
The Spice Girls Musical Is Happening – Tabloid Prodigy
Britney Spears In Her Dick T-Shirt – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian Takes One To The Slutty Face – Litely Salted
Angelina Jolie Is Gender-Bending Her Kids – Zelda Lily
Conan O’Brien Thanks NBC On His Last Show – Wonderwall
Video Fix: Sarah McLachlan’s “One Dream” – Popbytes
New Playboy Belt Has A Hidden Camera – F-Listed
Nicole Kidman’s Face Won’t Move For Movies Anymore – Anything Hollywood
Madonna Busts Out New Ad Campaign – ICYDK
Rosie O’Donnell Is Moving In With Her Hoss Bull Dyke – Fatback Media
Karina Smirnoff Showcasing Her Tan – Pacific Coast News
Prince’s Vikings Song – Video and Lyrics – Hollywood Dame
Robert Pattinson Wears His Power Beard – Allie Is Wired
Separated At Wonky: Paris Hilton & Chantelle Houghton – City Rag
What Happened To David Hasselhoff? – Pop Eater
Adrian Grenier Hosts Sh*t.com Launch – Tabloid Prodigy
Diddy Launches A New Album; Gets Stalkerish – Holy Moly
Nicole Kidman Powdered Her Nose Face – The Superficial
Nick Jonas Can Count To 5 – Hollywire
Ben Bernanke Beat Out Surprised Kitty? – Hollywood Dame
Ice-T’s Wife Has A Ginormic Booty – Drunken Stepfather
Jamie Lynn Sigler Gets A Scary Surprise – Wonderwall
Tiger Woods Porn Spoof Coming Soon? – Fatback Media
Angelina Jolie Threatens Suicide? – Celeb News Wire
Pamela Anderson Has A Job? – Celebrity Smack
Lindsay Lohan Did This On Purpose? – Popbytes
Chris Martin Is Lookin’ Rough & Homeless – Pacific Coast News
Elin Nordegren Might Have A Deal With Puma – Anything Hollywood
The New “Alice In Wonderland” Trailer – OMG! Blog
Kate Hudson Gets Advice From Her Mom – ICYDK
A Bird Pooped On Tori Spelling’s Head – Litely Salted
Courtney Love Calls Her Daughter A Liar – Allie Is Wired
Noah Cyrus Gets Skanky Back Stage – Tabloid Prodigy
Keira Knightley To Pose Nude – F-Listed
Joey McIntyre Is Still Relevant? – Pop Eater
Pamela Anderson Is Some Kind Of Weird Genie? – Holy Moly
We Think We Love Jude Law, Too – Popbytes
Is John Mayer Done Bangin’ Chicks? – Anything Hollywood
Tom Cruise Spoils The Ladies – Hollywood Dame
Kate Hudson Wears Her Pajamas Outside – Drunken Stepfather
Wanna Shop In Lindsay Lohan’s Closet? – Hollywire
Jessica Simpson Is Going To Eat The World – The Superficial
Don’t Ask Nicole Kidman About Scientology – Litely Salted
Something Is Off About Heather Graham – ICYDK
Robert Downey Jr Is On Fire! – Celebrity Smack
This Is How Gwen Stefani Stays Fit – Pacific Coast News
Courtney Love Gets Naked & Angry – Allie Is Wired
Miley Cyrus Is Creepy In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather
Cookie Monster Mistakes Tyra Banks’ Butt For A Cookie – Pop Eater
“New Moon” In One Minute! – OMG! Blog
Aretha Franklin, Eaten By A Bear? – Tabloid Prodigy
Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman Love Scene? – F-Listed
Tom Cruise Wants Another Robot Baby – Hollywood Dame
Nas Likes To Get High – Wonderwall
The Best Invention of The Century: Alcohol Pills – College Candy
Nicole Kidman Has A Turkey Neck – Celebrity Smack
Sarah Jessica Parker Regrets Playing Carrie Again – Anything Hollywood
Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Not Tiger Wood – The Superficial
Taylor Swift Squints In A Bikini – Celeb News Wire
Hulk Hogan Is Getting Hitched! – Litely Salted
Rachel Uchitel’s Nip Slips! – City Rag
Sylvester Stallone’s Face Is Not Aging Well – Holy Moly
Babwa Thinks Lady Gaga Is Intelligent – ICYDK
Heidi Klum Looks Great After Giving Birth – Pacific Coast News
Orlando Bloom Strips For Lunch – Allie Is Wired
Kate Hudson showed up at the 2009 American Music Awards wearing a nice shiny Gianni Versace dress. Along with Nicole Kidman, she introduced The Black Eyed Peas. But inside her dress, something was trying to get out.
Unfortunately for all of you, that dress had plans of its own. Along with the help of some double sided tape, the dress stayed put. It wasn’t for her lack of trying, however, as she kept bending down so people could get a look at her flat chest.
She looks so much like a boy, but I was wondering if something was getting ready to pop out and say hello.
Maybe next time, eh guys?
Even Marlon Wayans caught that little ‘wardrobe malfunction that never was’. He tweeted, “#AMAs kate hudson is pretty but she got a chest like me in WHITE CHICKS.”
source: Kate Hudson’s almost nipple slip at AMAs – [the superficial]
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Allie Is Wired! linked with Paula Deen Hit With A Ham & The Hot Links!
OMG, It’s A Match In Twitter Heaven – OMG! Blog
Why So Serious, Kristen Stewart? – Pop Eater
Shut Up, Nick Hogan – Litely Salted
Is Jon Gosselin Getting Paid To Smoke? – Popbytes
Will Ferrell Has Moobs – Celebrity Smack
Mug Shot Fail: Arizona State Student In Tears – Tabloid Prodigy
Cindy Crawford Is Totally Extorted – Celeb News Wire
Richard Heene Is Going To Jail – Fatback Media
Christina Ricci Is Getting Naked – Drunken Stepfather
Heidi & Spencer Pratt Adopting An African Baby? – Wonderwall
‘The Vampire Diaries’ Wants Taylor Swift – Hollywood Dame
Who Wants To See Levi Johnston Naked? – College Candy
New Joss Stone Video Really Sucks – Holy Moly
Lindsay Lohan Never Looked Better – ICYDK
Diddy Is An Old Romantic – The Superficial
Nicole Kidman Is A Little Freakish – Anything Hollywood
The Top Seven Worst Celebrity Parents – Allie Is Wired
The Vertical Bed: Are We That Lazy? – F-Listed
Nicolas Cage Is A Big Spender – Litely Salted
Taylor Lautner’s Last Shirtless Photos – Tabloid Prodigy
Sharon Osbourne Calls Susan Boyle Ugly – Pop Eater
Cameron Diaz Still Thinks It’s Halloween – Drunken Stepfather
Alec Baldwin Wants To Get Some Work Done – Wonderwall
Russell Brand Is A Sex Machine With No Game – Celebrity Smack
Megan Fox Has Bare Thighs, Dead Eyes – Celeb News Wire
Nicole Kidman Talks About Sex – Holy Moly
Kristen Stewart Is Irrelevant – Fatback Media
Natalie Portman Rocks “V” Magazine – Popbytes
Lesbian Chic Is So In – City Rag
Chris Brown Has Us All Figured Out – ICYDK
Eddie Cibrian Needs To Keep It Zipped! – The Superficial
Zac Efron Fails At Sneaking – Pacific Coast News
The PTC Needs To STFU About “Gossip Girl” – College Candy
Josh Duhamel Bragged About Cheating? - Yeeeah!
OMG, The President Is My Boyfriend! – OMG! Blog
Miley Cyrus Gets The Presidential Treatment – Anything Hollywood
Mariah Carey Should Really Wear Clothes – Allie Is Wired
There is some things that I just don’t need to know.. one of them is about Nicole Kidman trying some kinky shit in the bedroom, well she just told British GQ Magazine this.
42-year-old Kidman says that during her previous marriage to Tom Cruise and current marriage with Keith Urban she tried some hefty kinky fetish stuff.
She says “I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.”
I’m guessing the mundane bit was about Cruise because when she got asked about her current marriage she said “it’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.”
As for the breakup with Cruise she says she would take the details of her past marriage and divorce to the grave with her and before getting married again she burned all of her diaries because if you know whats going on in peoples heads then you will only find bad things.
Blah, only Nicole Kidman could make talking about kinky sex seem so boring.
source: Nicole Kidman Is Kinky [Dlisted]
Robot Body Pillow Is a Freak in the Bed – F-Listed
Seth Green’s Mugging Is Fake – The Superficial
Jennifer Lopez Wants You To Know Who Lola Is – Wonderwall
Elizabeth Taylor Is Just Fine, Thankfully – Pop Eater
Lindsay Lohan’s Parents To Do Intervention? – Anything Hollywood
Don’t Call Khloe Kardashian Fat – Websters Is My Bitch
Corey Feldman Shot In The Head – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, Lose Weight Now: Stop Eating – OMG Blog!
Eminem Gets A Makeover – City Rag
Mickey Rourke Thanks The Church – Holy Moly
Whitney Houston Looks To France! – Popbytes
Paris Hilton Gives Up Partying – Celeb News Wire
Nicole Kidman Is Plumb Full Of Botox – Celebrity Smack
Shauna Sand & Her Trashy Shoes Go Shopping – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Aniston Makes Children Weep Sleepy – Pacific Coast News
Shocking New Claims About Britney Spears – ICYDK
Sexy Time: Back Door Booty – College Candy
Nancy Grace Owns Jon Gosselin – Fatback Media
Miley Cyrus Has A Secret Twitter Account – Allie Is Wired
Spike have come up with a list of 10 actresses who they believe need to retire from the movie business, take a look and see what you think….
10. Nicole Kidman
Kidman was one of the sexiest actresses around for a long, long time – she’s kept her shiny gloss for nigh on twenty years now. And she’s probably aged better than anyone else on this list, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t gone past her “Use By” date. Her face has begun to look like an evil bubble, those beady little eyes bearing down on whomever dares draw near.
It’s easy to see why Tom Cruise would have grown tired of this uptight Aussie getting up in his grill every night. And after the bomb that was Australia, I think it’s clear that audiences are not drawn to her in droves anymore (were they ever?). Kidman works best now as a villain or a mom. She and Keith Urban deserve each other.
9. Teri Hatcher
Teri Hatcher first came to our attention in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman and a classic episode of Seinfeld in the mid-’90s. And she was pretty darn hot. Skinny, large-breasted, big eyes, and an even bigger smile…there really wasn’t much not to like about her. Sure, her acting chops were never anything to write home about, but dang if she didn’t know how to stand around and look pretty.
Oh, how times change. Though she continues her television work in Desperate Housewives, her days of hotness have most definitely come to an end. She got the skinny thing down, but then she kept getting skinnier. And skinnier, and skinnier, and skinnier, until we couldn’t even remember what it was we liked about her so much to begin with. She now looks like a scary mix between Michael Jackson and the mummy of King Tut. This is not what we want to be looking at having affairs with the pool boy and the next door neighbor.
Someone get this woman a cheeseburger on the double.
8, Drew Barrymore
Okay, let’s be honest: Drew Barrymore was never really all that hot. In fact, hot was never the appropriate adjective for her. She was cute as a little kid in E.T. and sometimes adorable in her twenties, and now…well, now she’s just another talking chubby face attached to a chubby body that should know better than to be projected on a giant movie screen.
The tragedy is that at 34, Barrymore doesn’t even come close to being old. But there are only so many romantic comedies she can foul up with that Batman chin of hers and that I’m-so-adorable-and-don’t-even-know-it voice that shreds your ears like a cheese grater. Enough is enough. Someone do the right thing and get this woman in the plus-size section of a JCPenney catalogue, stat!
7, Helen Hunt
Helen Hunt was actually aging very gracefully for a while; she was lovelier with each successive film she starred in. The movies she chose weren’t always winners (What Women Want, Pay It Forward) but hell if she didn’t look good acting in them. In Castaway you really feel bad for Tom Hanks because of how bad fate screwed him over – he lost a damn fine woman!
And then along came anorexia. In the last film she starred in, Then She Found Me (also her directorial debut) she looked like an emaciated victim of malnutrition on the brink of death. The movie should have been called Then She Found My Skeleton Walking Around and Talking. Because that’s what it looked like was going on: a corpse had been reanimated and given some heartfelt lines to say. It was more than a bit frightening, and somewhat perplexing, that someone so intelligent would buy into the unattractive Hollywood fad of self-starvation.
6. Renee Zellweger
Renee Zellweger has always walked the fine line between cute and hot, and usually fell on the side of cute. But these days she doesn’t fit in either. Her squinty-eyed circle of a face often seems like a pumpkin that’s been ham-handedly carved into a woman, and it’s not something most people care to spend too much time looking at.
It doesn’t help that she’s continually starring in stupid movies, or movies that she doesn’t really belong in. Leatherheads, Appaloosa, New in Town…none of these movies have done well and it doesn’t seem like an accident that she’s been the female lead in all three of them.
There was once a time when Zellweger’s cutesy, girl-next-door qualities were called for. And then the credits rolled at the end of Jerry Maguire.
5. Lindsay Lohan
That’s right. At the tender age of 23, Lohan has already worn out her welcome with moviegoers. Jack Nicholson has publicly declared that he’ll never act in a movie she’s in – Jack Nicholson! I mean, come on, you know it’s bad when one of the original bad boys has had enough of your shenanigans.
If it’s not one thing it’s another. Lohan is either flashing her vagina or doing another stint in rehab or banging up her brand new zillion dollar car…it just never ends. And that’s fine. This is America, she’s free to come out of the closet and jump back in and burst back out, and do it all while high on cocaine and driving to her next session of rehab without any underwear on. That’s cool, it’s her prerogative. Free country.
But we don’t want to have to pay 10 to 15 bucks to look at this tore up ho no mo’. Somebody get her a sitcom or a long session of electroshock therapy, just get her the hell out of the movies. Please.
4. Sarah Jessica Parker
Some of you cynics out there are saying, “Come on, Sarah Jessica Parker? Was she ever pretty?” To which I have a very simple answer: the 1980s. Girl was halfway decent. Twenty years ago.
But, in all seriousness, she had some game back when she did Girls Just Want to Have Fun (don’t pretend like you haven’t seen it), Flight of the Navigator, and Footloose. In other words, back before she became HBO’s reining queen of materialistic shallowness. And she’s actually done some fine acting in recent films like The Family Stone and Smart People.
Nonetheless, her expiration date has long since passed, and at this point it’s hard not to make comparisons to Mr. Ed and Henry Kissinger whenever we see her prance across the small and large screens all dolled up like Cinderella, marketing some crappy movie or makeup. We’ve had enough.
Girls might just want to have fun, but guys just want to have movie stars to look at who don’t make their retinas puke. Is that really so much to ask for?
3, Meg Ryan
For a while it was looking like Meg Ryan was going to be able to scrunch up her nose and melt the hearts of America for the rest of eternity. She proved that just because you starred in one hit romantic comedy with Tom Hanks didn’t mean you couldn’t make the exact same movie all over again five years later and have it become just as big a hit. For that we have her to thank.
But time has finally caught up with Ryan and it is not a pretty sight. She’s begun to look like Mickey Rourke’s twin sister, her face all puffed up and de-wrinkled from Botox. We would probably feel kind of sad about it all if we weren’t so damn sick of her. Can anyone remember the last time they saw her in a movie that didn’t annoy the living crap out of them? Anyone? Anyone?
Me neither.
2. Cameron Diaz
There were a solid six years when Cameron Diaz charmed our pants off. From her grand entrance in The Mask to Charlie’s Angels, she was looking pretty fine. Her million dollar smile, her blonde locks, and her effervescent energy combined to give us a classic American babe. Now we look forward to her work in Shrek 4 because we won’t have to look at her.
Along the way Diaz has kept her airheaded personality, but she doesn’t really look the part anymore. Her face looks like a worn-in baseball glove when she smiles and she appears tired and ill-kempt when she isn’t wearing five pounds of makeup. Must the studios keep foisting her upon us as the “Hot Girl” when we’ve got the likes of Megan Fox and Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt to pick from?
1. Julia Roberts
You have to hand it to her, Julia Roberts was America’s Sweetheart for a real long stretch. She really hung in there, and she definitely had her share of detractors along the way. But she always kept her head up and moved past whatever personal scandal or cinematic failure cropped up. She was a one-of-a-kind movie star, and she pretty reliably brought in the box office.
Somewhere along the way things changed and she wasn’t quite as ravishing as she once was. She hasn’t aged as terribly as some of the ladies on this list, but she’s certainly begun to display the ravages of time. Between Ocean’s Eleven and Ocean’s Twelve the numbers started to show. By the time she appeared in Charlie Wilson’s War her eye sockets appeared to be empty caves from which two orbs of desperation peered into the abyss.
It’s quite possible that Roberts will continue to dazzle and amaze us for many more years, and she might even hold onto the title of America’s Sweetheart for longer still. But people have already begun to show less interest in her films and the studios will soon realize they can’t bank upon her appeal to men and women alike any longer: her throne is in danger.
Queen Elizabeth the first was praised as the beautiful Virgin Queen until the day of her death at age sixty nine. But none of her subjects truly believed there was a hottie underneath all those layers of white make up and frilly dresses. They just kind of got used to the title.
I agree with them all except for Drew Barrymore, thoughts?
source: The Top 10 Actresses Past Their Expiration Date [Spike]
Name That Navel – City Rag
Sophie Reade Gets Cream In Her Eye – Holy Moly
Is Jon Gosselin Back In The Picture? – Popeater
Kim Kardashian Eating Watermelon In A Bikini – F-Listed
Robert Pattinson Stiffs His Waitress? – Hollywood Dame
Megan Fox Doesn’t Like Us – News Toob
Lourdes Leon Is Growing Up Fast – Celebrity Smack
Nicole Kidman Is Afraid Of The Sun – Celeb News Wire
Christina Aguilera Will Sing For Your Supper – Anything Hollywood
David Beckham’s Kids Want Tattoos – ICYDK
Renee Zellweger Forgot Something – Websters Is My Bitch
Emma Watson Nude – The Dirty
Lindsay Lohan Is Probably Not Flattered – Popbytes
Meet The Project Runway Season Six Designers! – Allie Is Wired
It’s that time of again, when we all (or most of us) read articles like this and then think of our bank accounts and cry ourselves to sleep, because Forbes have just released Hollywood’s Top-Earning Actresses.
Brad Pitt must do something good to women because Angelina Jolie tops the list while his ex wife Jennifer Aniston is right behind her.
Most of Angelina’s money came from the $341 million that her movie Wanted made, plus she got a chunk of money from her next movie, Salt.
As for Jennifer’s money, her film Marley & Me made abotu $244 million, she gets money from being the spokesperson for SmartWater, she got money for her next film The Baster and of course she still rakes in cash from Friends residuals.
The top 15 list looks like this:
1: Angelina Jolie – $27 million
2: Jennifer Aniston – $25 million
3: Meryl Streep – $24 million
4: Sarah Jessica Parker – $23 million
5: Cameron Diaz – $20 million
6: Sandra Bullock – $15 million
6: Reese Witherspoon – $15 million
8: Nicole Kidman – $12 million
8: Drew Barrymore – $12 million
10: Renee Zellweger – $10 million
11: Cate Blanchett – $8 million
12: Anne Hathaway, $7 million
12: Halle Berry, $7 million
14: Scarlett Johansson, $5.5 million
15: Kate Winslet, $2 million
According to Forbes, The Top 10 women earned a combined $183 million compared to $393 million for the Top 10 men. And they said sexism was dead?
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Ondeachei Blog linked with Ondeachei Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston - Top Earning Actresses
Megan The Fox – City Rag
Chyler Leigh Has Baby Number Three! – Popeater
Nicole Kidman’s New Commercial Sucks – Holy Moly
Manny Ramirez Is Sorry For All Those Steroids – F-Listed
Hot Or Not: Tony Hawk – Celebrity Smack
Meet Chanel – The World’s Oldest Dog At 21 – Popbytes
Paris Hilton Sued Over Not Promoting Her Movie – Celeb News Wire
Oprah Winfrey Wants You To Be Fat – Fatback Media
Daisy De La Hoya Overdosed? – Celeb Warship
Mischa Barton Is A Hot Mess – ICYDK
They’re All Laughing At Kim Kardashian – Websters Is My Bitch
John Mayer Listens To Your Demos – Pacific Coast News
Hayden Panettiere & Bristol Palin Battle Teen Pregnancy – The Superficial
Russia Gags Madonna – Hollywood Dame
Robert Pattinson Loves Him Some Lap Dances – Celebitchy
Chris Brown’s Lawyer Is Looking For Police Records – Anything Hollywood
Lindsay Lohan In Spanish Vogue – Allie Is Wired
Hilary Duff Gets Retouched – City Rag
Guy Ritchie Is Doing A Musical – Holy Moly
Kim Kardashian Wears Sparkly Spandex – F-Listed
I Didn’t Know David Bowie Had A Son – Popbytes
Jessica Simpson & Rihanna Exchange Hellos – Celebrity Smack
Jennifer Aniston Not Adopting A Baby Boy – Celeb News Wire
Colin Farrell, You Little Charmer! – Pacific Coast News
Jennifer Aniston Is Pretty In Purple – ICYDK
Christina Aguilera Is Totally Having Fun – Celeb Warship
Nicole Kidman Speaks Out Against Tom Cruise – Fatback Media
Lindsay Lohan Approves The Product – Websters Is My Bitch
Rihanna & Jay-Z Plot Chris Brown’s Demise – The Superficial
Lily Allen Is The New Face Of Chanel – Hollywood Dame
Katie Holmes Looks Like A Total Zombie – Socialite Life
Brad Pitt Wants The Kids When He Leaves Angelina – Celebitchy
Harry Morton Is Embarrassed He Dated Lindsay Lohan – Allie Is Wired
Drew Barrymore Flashes A Nipple – City Rag
Free Porn With PSP Purchase At Walmart – F-Listed
Nicole Kidman Without The Makeup – Holy Moly
Zac Efron In GQ Magazine – Popbytes
Taya Parker Talks About Bret Michaels – Celebrity Smack
Reese Witherspoon Plays With Balls For A Movie – Pacific Coast News
Drew Barrymore Poses In A Fugly Dress – ICYDK
Nice Try, Chelsea Handler – Websters Is My Bitch
Kristen Stewart Is Stoned & Sweaty – Ninja Dude
Tori Spelling Is About To Disappear – Celeb Warship
Michael Vick Is Coming To Reality TV – Fatback Media
Jenna Jameson Talks About Her Babymaker – Celeb News Wire
Britney Spears Is Engaged? – Hollywood Dame
Ashton Kutcher Vs. CNN – The Superficial
American Idol Quentin Tarantino Night – Allie Is Wired
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