Maura Tierney’s Addiction to Nicotine

Maura Tierney will stoop pretty low to satisfy her 20-year cigarette habit.

“When I can’t have one, I’m [bleep]ed. I’ve found myself doing things I’m not proud of, like digging through the trash for a butt. Or smoking through bronchitis . . . During a five-minute break at work, I’ve had to make the decision: Should I pee, or should I smoke? I’ve tried to do both at the same time, and it’s not very satisfying.”

What others said:

• Dlisted says, “I’m sort of the same way about coffee. One time when I was out of my drug of choice, I considered fishing out a dirty filter filled with used coffee grounds from the trash. I was thisclose.”

source: Call of the Butt [page six]

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