Nearly four years after my OTB post on Teri Polo’s Playboy appearance, we’re still getting search traffic looking for the blonde hottie’s naked pics.
Not able to post NSFW photos on that site, I posted links to all the pictures of Teri Polo’s awesome nude body. Unfortunately, the old links have all died. That’s the Internets for you, I guess.
Fortunately, though, I saved copies of them — purely for archival purposes, naturally. Freed from the shackles of a family political blog, I can just post them right here for you to see.
The NSFW ones below the fold, of course, just in case you’re sensitive.
Quentin Tarantino is planning to remake Russ Meyer’s graduate thesis on the complex and intertwined relationship between heaving bosoms and ultraviolence, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
The New York Post reports that porn queen Tera Patrick is being considered for a role. “Quentin loves her, and she’s a dead ringer for original star Tura Satana.” said the source.
Patrick gushes over the Russ Meyer 1966 cult film about three women on a violent desert road trip.
“It would be the hottest remake ever, and I’m honored to be considered,” she told Page Six. “I was built for this part.”
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is a 1965 film directed by Russ Meyer, who also wrote the script with Jack Moran. It stars Tura Satana, Haji, and Lori Williams.
The film features gratuitous violence, sexuality, provocative gender roles, and campy dialogue. It has become a cult film favorite and has been widely referred to in pop culture.
It is one of Meyer’s more provocatively titled and explicitly exploitative films, yet unlike most of his films, it does not contain explicit nudity.
Dita Von Teese is burlesque’s brightest star, and she gave Bizarre an exclusive, tantalizing peek behind the feathers, glitter and sequins of her world.
Which classic burlesque stars do you take inspiration from?
“Most of my inspiration comes from 1930s and 40s musicals. I started performing burlesque in 1991, but back then it was nearly impossible to find authentic, vintage burlesque footage. Instead, I took inspiration from the big Technicolor musicals and movies that depicted burlesque, including Lady Of Burlesque, Gypsy, and Dance, Girl, Dance. I also read a lot about classic burlesque stars, and made up what I thought burlesque was like – which was good, because that helped me form my own style, rather than mimicking someone else’s.”
What’s been your most embarrassing moment while performing?
“Well, it’s pretty embarrassing when I can’t get part of my costume off, or when one of my props malfunctions and I have to figure out how to work around it. I just hope no one notices!”
What do you love most about doing your burlesque act?
“I love the creative side; making a show and watching it slowly come together. Every new number has its own challenges, and I love that moment when it finally feels right and it becomes fun to perform.
Almost every new act makes me panic. I usually spend $60,000 to $75,000 in creating an act, and I often end up wondering what the hell I’ve got myself into.
When I made the MAC Viva Glam show with the bucking, spinning lipstick, there was that first moment when we flipped the switch and watched it go completely wild. I remember thinking, “Oh good Lord, what have I done? I’m going to get bucked off. This is impossible…”
And I did get bucked off, and it was a nightmare to make it work, but when it finally came together it was the most fun I’ve ever had, and people went crazy for it. So I love the process of creating something new, and the challenge of making something come to fruition.” [See the source for the entire interview.]
source: Bizarre Cover Girls - Dita Von Teese [bizarre]
No newcomer to relationship scandals, actress Sienna Miller has set off a firestorm yet again, this time for a batch of photos that show her naked and kissing married-with-four-kids actor, Balthazar Getty while in Italy together. As expected, the blog world is not standing by silently.
Buzz about Miller and Getty’s affair began earlier this month, but the racy crop of photos pretty much proves that Miller — who famously broke up Jude Law’s marriage … until he then cheated with the nanny — and Getty, an actor on ABC’s ‘Brothers & Sisters,’ are an item.
In some of the photos, Miller is topless on a boat kissing Getty while others on board watch. In other shots, Miller, donning a captain’s cap, is completely naked and embracing Getty.
Miller reportedly split with her previous boyfriend of a year, Rhys Ifans, in early June. Another Rhys — actor and previous boyfriend Matthew Rhys — was reportedly to blame for the split.
source: Sienna Miller Naked with Balthazar Getty [egotastic]; Sienna Miller Demonstrates Least Inconspicuous Way To Have Affair With Married Man [radar online]
Days after Ashley Dupre, the Eliot Spitzer call girl, dropped her $10 million dollar law suit against Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis a new sex tape emerges.
In response to questions on why she abruptly dropped her multi-million dollar suit which claimed GGW “induced her into exposing her breasts while being filmed” when she was only 17, her lawyer released this statement:
“Ms. Dupre wants to eliminate all negativity from her life and focus on the positive. She has prospects for many exciting new projects and is looking forward to starting a new chapter.”
Well it looks like that new chapter is going to involve a barrage of explicit videos starting with this newly released sex tape.
In the new footage being peddled at TrashleyDupre.com, a women who the site claims is Ashley Dupre can be heard moaning while masturbating with an electric pink dildo. The site alleges the footage was taken from a web cam video that was sent to Elliot himself.
And I know that the woman in the image above has a “Lips” tattoo on her wrist just like Britney does — yet something in me pleads for these to be fake.
What do you think?
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Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been vacationing together. First Orlando’s butt was spotted, now we have topless pictures of Miranda.
The one good thing about these Miranda Kerr bikini photos,… if she ever came up missing — we’ve found a strong, identifiable mark on her, that will clearly help authorities identify the body.
What others said:
Egotastic says, “It’s also nice to see that Miranda Kerr doesn’t take her work home with her. After all, we just saw Miranda Kerr in a bikini on the runway yesterday, and who wants to wear their work clothes on their day off? I just wish Miranda had more days off.”
Celebslam says, “If you were on vacation at a resort and a supermodel was walking around topless, how long would it take for you to do something that would most likely lead to your arrest? For me, I’m saying 15 seconds.
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Nearly four years after my OTB post on Teri Polo’s Playboy appearance, we’re still getting search traffic looking for the blonde hottie’s naked pics.
