Nearly four years after my OTB post on Teri Polo’s Playboy appearance, we’re still getting search traffic looking for the blonde hottie’s naked pics.
Not able to post NSFW photos on that site, I posted links to all the pictures of Teri Polo’s awesome nude body. Unfortunately, the old links have all died. That’s the Internets for you, I guess.
Fortunately, though, I saved copies of them — purely for archival purposes, naturally. Freed from the shackles of a family political blog, I can just post them right here for you to see.
The NSFW ones below the fold, of course, just in case you’re sensitive.
Jessica Cutler, who blogged for about five minutes and turned it into an awesome nude Playboy photo spread and a book deal, is back with a new HBO comedy series.
Jessica Cutler, a former congressional staff assistant fired in 2004 for “unacceptable use of Senate computers” after she posted her Capitol Hill sex memoirs on a blog, is making headlines yet again.
Cutler’s not-so-secret sexual escapades with government officials, one of them described as a “married man who pays me for sex” who happens to be “chief of staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush,” is now going to be made into an HBO series, entitled Washingtonienne, after her famed blog.
The HBO series is based on Cutler’s life on the Hill, taking money from Washington power players for sex. Inspiration for the show stemmed from her highly controversial and publicized book, also entitled Washingtonienne. According to Variety, Sarah Jessica Parker is serving as the new series’ executive producer. So expect Sex in the City set on Capitol Hill.
Only in America could a modestly talented, decent looking gal turn screwing old dudes for money into such fame and fortune. Still, all in all, I’d hit it.
The famed Jessica Cutler Playboy nudes? Under the fold, naturally.
Quentin Tarantino is planning to remake Russ Meyer’s graduate thesis on the complex and intertwined relationship between heaving bosoms and ultraviolence, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
The New York Post reports that porn queen Tera Patrick is being considered for a role. “Quentin loves her, and she’s a dead ringer for original star Tura Satana.” said the source.
Patrick gushes over the Russ Meyer 1966 cult film about three women on a violent desert road trip.
“It would be the hottest remake ever, and I’m honored to be considered,” she told Page Six. “I was built for this part.”
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is a 1965 film directed by Russ Meyer, who also wrote the script with Jack Moran. It stars Tura Satana, Haji, and Lori Williams.
The film features gratuitous violence, sexuality, provocative gender roles, and campy dialogue. It has become a cult film favorite and has been widely referred to in pop culture.
It is one of Meyer’s more provocatively titled and explicitly exploitative films, yet unlike most of his films, it does not contain explicit nudity.
Eva Mendesbared her breasts and licked her feet for Italian Vogue.
[Click the thumbnails for a larger view]
Well, Eva Mendes is certainly not modest and has no qualms with spreading her legs and stripping nude for the camera. I say, more power to her — just don’t expect to see any nudes of Allie any time soon!
Toronto-based Naked News, “the program with nothing to hide,” is expanding its foreign-language coverage in an attempt to gain a worldwide audience.
The program, which features nine female anchors reading the news in the nude or stripping as they present their news segments, will now be broadcast in Spanish, Italian and Korean, along with its already available Japanese broadcasts.
Naked News President David Warga said the licensing agreements are confidential and could not divulge the names of the local affiliates that will be producing the shows in Milan, Mexico and South Korea.
The multilingual broadcasts will be available online and through mobile providers, as well as on traditional pay-per-view television stations. Naked News TV is currently available on pay-per-view in the US, Europe, Australia, Asia and Canada.
The channel gets its information from regular news services and uses professionally trained writers and directors to produce the bulletins of political, business, sport and entertainment news.
“The original Naked News English version has always focused and presented an international broadcast. Now with the addition of the foreign-language licensees, our intention at Naked News is to be a global media source, much like CNN or BBC World,” Warga said. “We have a worldwide audience, but we haven’t been able to give them localized news until now.”
Created by Fernando Pereira and Kirby Stasyna, Naked News first aired online in 1999 and created quite a lot of attention as anchors aired themselves and the news. The website was popularized mainly by word of mouth and during its height in 2001 was registering 6 million “unique visitors” a month, which was almost two-thirds of the 9 million monthly viewers registered by CNN at the time.
We here in the states are not in the dark with naked news anchors.
Sharon Reed was one of hundreds of people who participated in Spencer Tunick’s nude photo installation in downtown Cleveland in June. Her report, shown Monday on WOIO-TV, showed far away angles of her nude and some closer semi-nude shots, as well as other participants. [see NSFW pictures here]
There was also former Youngstown, Ohio anchorwomanCatherine Bosley. Bosley was forced to resign from her job after a video of her participating in a Key West wet t-shirt contest was found on the net. Bosley streaked to #20 on the AOL Search Index. [see her NSFW photo after the jump below]
On a personal note, what’s wrong with her left boob? It looks like it was stuck on there with velcro.
Kevin Aylward, the official chronicler of celebrity nudes, has more on Reed and Bosley at Wizbang.
See Sharon Reed and Catherine Bosley nude by clicking ‘Continued’ below.
Seeing Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, and Selita Ebanks all standing naked in a row is Freddy Newandyke’s Christmas wish come true.
The photo is from French Photo magazine’s issue celebrating 20 years of Supermodels.
Bette Midler will replace Celine Dion as the headliner at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, officials announced Thursday, answering the lingering question of who would be chosen to step into some big shoes and the 4,100-seat Colosseum, which Dion virtually sold out for what will be a nearly five-year run by December.
Dion’s show, “A New Day,” has grossed more than $500 million since it began in March 2003, producers said. The Grammy award-winning singer announced in January that she would end her run at the end of the year in the $95 million theater.
Midler said the venue was intimidating but exciting.
“I’m looking forward to it, but also I’m terrified because it’s huge,” she told The Associated Press by telephone. “That’s giving me the vapors.”
“At the same time, they also give you a lot of toys to play with. They give you the lifts and you can fly people in, you can fly them out. There’s all this wing space and hydraulics and stuff, and the dressing rooms are staggering. It should be an opera house somewhere in the Black Forest.”
Midler, 61, said she agreed to a two-year contract to work 100 shows a year, performing five nights a week for 20 weeks beginning Feb. 20.
The schedule is less grueling than Dion’s, who performed 160 shows per year.
“That’s really what made me decide it was going to be fun,” Midler said. “I have a child in school and I have a lot of commitments here in New York City. I like the idea of being able to come and go.”
With Elton John continuing his 50 shows a year through 2008, there will be room for a third Colosseum performer, said John Meglen, the president of Concerts West, an AEG Live company that books talent for Caesars.
“We will probably have one additional artist, which we’ll announce later,” Meglen said. He would not comment on widespread speculation that Cher also will be signed to perform.
Meglen said the Colosseum will go dark after Dion’s last show Dec. 15 until Midler begins.
Midler said she hasn’t decided what her 90-minute show will look and sound like.
“I think it’ll be my usual outrageous, flamboyant, over-the-top show,” she said.
“I have tremendous background singers and I always have a great band,” she added. “If I get lucky, I’ll have semi-nudes. I love showgirls and I love feathers and sequins, so I’m hoping there’ll be plenty of that.”
20. Sharon Stone (Picture: 1 - 2) in Basic Instinct 2
Basic Instinct 2 resurrects Sharon Stone’s signature role–bisexual icepick-princess Catherine Tramell–who this time takes on London in her unmistakably omnivorous style. Thanks to all the full frontals, lesbian canoodling, and a hot-tub threeway, Miss Stone, as always, is guaranteed to give you a bone.
19. Zara Taylor (Picture: 1 - 2) in Hollow Man 2 and Totally Awesome
Brunette nudecomer Zara Taylor took off in 2006 by taking off her top–twice. Zara’s za-zas in the straight-to-DVD sequel Hollow Man 2 will leave you anything but hollow, man, while her shirtless turn brings truth to the title of the made-for-VH1 1980s send up Totally Awesome.
18. Anapola Mushkadiz (Picture: 1 - 2) in Battle in Heaven
Contemporary Mexican cinema doesn’t get more cutting edge than the kidnapping drama Battle in Heaven, and skinternational sirens don’t get more scorching than the movie’s leading lust bomb, Anapola Mushkadiz. Dreadlocked knockout Anapola plays a prostitute who porks a customer in a graphic encounter that can only be summed up as muy calienté!
17. Meital Dohan (Picture: 1 - 2) in God’s Sandbox
Israeli eyeful Meital Dohan made her first splash Stateside this year on the smash Showtime series Weeds. Arthouse audiences got an even more intoxicating view of Meital in the desert-set melodrama God’s Sandbox. As a mother in search of her daughter, Meital communes with nature wearing the outfit God gave her and even shows off her own sandy-blonde box.
16. Kristanna Loken (Picture: 1) in BloodRayne
In real life last year, Terminator 3 temptress Kristanna Loken revealed that girl-girl grappling made her gash flush with good feelings. At the movies, the flaxen vixen with the killer bod returned to sci-fi slinkiness in BloodRayne, feeding her pink-tipped casabas to some lucky stubble-faced mook.
15. Monet Mazur (Picture: 1 - 2) in Stoned: Unrated and Whirlygirl
One of Hollywood’s fastest rising “It Girls,” Monet Mazur used her succulent two to bust ahead of the pack in 2006. Playing rock muse Anita Pallenberg in the Rolling Stones docudrama Stoned, Monet served up her Ruby Tuesdays repeatedly, once even kinkily co-starring with a whip. The college romp Whirlygirl showcased Monet’s amazers several times as well.
14. Sophia Myles (Picture: 1 - 2) in Art School Confidential
Comic-book genius Daniel Clowes and filmmaker Terry Zwigoff may have faced some criticism that Art School Confidential wasn’t the instant classic that their previous collaboration, Ghost World (2001), turned out to be, but Mr. Skin can’t join the nay-saying chorus. That’s because unlike Ghost World–which only teased us with superhumanly top-heavy Thora Birch and Scarlett Johansson–Art School Confidential’s leading lady, sumptuous Brit babe Sophia Myles, comes through with nudity that earns a true T&A-plus.
13. Bryce Dallas Howard (Picture: 1 - 2) in Manderlay
Bryce Dallas Howard, the real-life daughter of actor-filmmaker Ron Howard, made her major Tinseltown splash last summer in the weird-ass Lady in the Water, but she debuted nude too, in Manderlay, the most recent calculated outrage from Danish con artist Lars von Trier. Manderlay is all about big, bad, racist America, but the only colors that really count belong to Bryce as she reveals that she’s a natural redhead during a smashing skinterracial sex session. That’s right, Opie’s girl shows all three Aunt B’s.
12. Crystal Lowe (Picture: 1) and Chelan Simmons (Picture: 1) in Final Destination 3: Thrill Ride Edition
Along with Hostel and the Saw series, the Final Destination movies have reinvigorated the horror genre with nasty streaks and inventive gore tactics that have already surpassed the slasher cycle of the 1980s. Another key element for which these new fright franchises are to be applauded: the return of naked female victims, fully taking advantage of the R-rating for their theatrical runs, followed by awe-inspiring unrated editions on DVD. Final Destination 3: Thrill Ride Edition takes the series’ Rube-Goldberg-esque death dealings first to a carnival and later, most memorably, to a tanning salon. Crystal Lowe and Chelan Simmons are quite literally sizzling as their browning sessions go bad. And thanks to an innovative DVD bonus feature, viewers can enjoy even more of their naked loveliness as they meet an ugly demise.
11. Julianne Nicholson in Flannel Pajamas
Fiery, freckle-faced beauty Julianne Nicholson joined the cast of Law & Order: Criminal Intent this season. Fans of the whodunit series are directed to Flannel Pajamas, which Julianne turns into a “she-shows-it” via several sumptuous nude scenes, including a furry full frontal.
10. Lauren Lee Smith (Picture: 1 - 2) in Lie with Me
Luscious L Word stunner Lauren Lee Smith turns the indie romance Lie with Me into a skindie classic. Lauren Lee kicks off the movie by explicitly dipping fingers into herself and then follows up with a series of full-exposure erotic assaults both solo and with an enormously fortunate fellow.
9. Amanda Righetti (Picture: 1 - 2) in Angel Blade
Angel Blade is a down-and-dirty crime thriller written and directed by and starring David Heavener. Set in the underbelly of the Las Vegas sex trade, Angel Blade turns up the heavenly bodies of Kathleen Pederson and, most monumentally, Amanda Righetti. As an anything-goes stripper, Amanda nudes it up nonstop and even shaves a dude’s ass with a knife. Miss Righetti gave me stiff spaghetti.
8. Kyra Sedgwick (Picture: 1 - 2) in Loverboy
The skintense character study Loverboy provides a star vehicle for Kyra Sedgwick, and it was directed by her real-life hubby, Kevin Bacon. Playing an unfit parent, Kyra sizzlingly serves up her Bacon bits mo(i)st tastily on several occasions. Look, too, for a rare rack reveal from Marisa Tomei.
7. Kelly Brook (Picture: 1 - 2) in Survival Island a.k.a. Three
Volcanically voluptuous British bombshell Kelly Brook gets shipwrecked on a tropical island and, oh, does she have a lovely bunch of coconuts. Billy Zane portrays her husband. Juan Pablo di Pace is the couple’s manservant. The gentlemen compete for the affections of naturally super-knockered Kelly. You’ll feel their pain (and something else of your own) as Kelly unveils one of the most flawless physiques ever filmed over and over and over again.
6. Barbara Nedeljakova (Picture: 1 - 2) in Hostel: Unrated
Barbara Nedeljakova’s last name won’t be the only long and hard thing on hand when you watch Hostel: Unrated. Writer-director Eli Roth’s landmark horror freak-out boasts more bare female flesh than any major Hollywood release in quite some time. Hostel takes place in Eastern Europe, where life is as cheap as impossibly gorgeous nubiles willing to get completely naked on camera are priceless.
5. Jennifer Aniston (Picture: 1) in The Break-Up: Full-Screen Version
The Vince Vaughn-Jennifer Aniston comedy The Break-Up is more like The “Crack” Up when Jen reveals her world-class ass at the 57-minute mark. Be sure to check out the full-screen DVD for a more, uh, “rounded” view.
4. Bai Ling in Edmond
Playing a peepshow dancer in the David Mamet-scripted, Stuart Gordon-directed arthouse drama Edmond, bodacious, bisexual-in-real-life Asian sensation Bai Ling delivers sweet Chinese dumplings. You can provide your own sauce.
3. Brittany Daniel (Picture: 1 - 2) in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders
Blazingly sexy blonde starlet Brittany Daniel is best known for her clothed roles in Joe Dirt (2001) and Club Dread (2004), which makes her nude debut in Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders even more astonishing. Not only does Brit show her mouth-watering chest bits, she also bares her fantastically gravity-defying gluteus and engages in Sapphic face sucking with Michelle Borth during a swingin’-’70s threeway.
2. Gretchen Mol (Picture: 1 - 2) in The Notorious Bettie Page
Brilliantly embodying the ultimate pin-up in The Notorious Bettie Page, mesmerizingly gorgeous Gretchen Mol does a lot of taking off. Naturally blonde Gretchen dyed her locks above and below to match Bettie’s trademark black coiffure. That’s the kind of Method acting that Mr. Skin can get behind. And on top of. And underneath. And next to. . . .
1. Salma Hayek (Picture: 1 - 2) in Ask the Dust
Mexico’s spiciest export, Salma Hayek, bares all opposite Colin Farrell in the romantic period piece Ask the Dust. In 2003 Salma’s Frida took Breast Picture honors in Mr. Skin’s annual Anatomy Awards, and Dust makes for a fine trophy-polishing follow-up. Thirty-three minutes in, Salma skinny dips in the Pacific, showing off her bouncing buoys, ravishing rear port, and even some ultra-tasty Taco Bell!
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Nearly four years after my OTB post on Teri Polo’s Playboy appearance, we’re still getting search traffic looking for the blonde hottie’s naked pics.
Toronto-based Naked News, “the program with nothing to hide,” is expanding its foreign-language coverage in an attempt to gain a worldwide audience.
Dion’s show, “A New Day,” has grossed more than $500 million since it began in March 2003, producers said. The Grammy award-winning singer announced in January that she would end her run at the end of the year in the $95 million theater. 
