Animal rights organization PETA has launched an official complaint against German TV farmer Hansi – for sexually abusing his chickens!
PETA Launches Official Complaint Against Hansi, the German Chicken Farmer
The 71-year-old contestant on the fourth series of Germany’s hit TV show ‘Bauer sucht Frau’ (‘Farmer wants a Wife’) was seen sexually stimulating his chickens with his finger. In a shocking series finale, he told his chosen partner, blonde Marianne (66) from Hamburg, “this is how they get an orgasm”.
Needless to say she was not impressed: “You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals… I am disgusted. This is not my world.” Marianne promptly packed her bags and left Hansi alone to tend to his chickens.
Along with many of the record 8.6 million other TV viewers, PETA spokesmanHarald Ullmann (52) was not happy: “This behavior is an offense and is not acceptable.” The agency has now launched an abuse complaint against the farmer.
Hansi loves looking after his many chickens - in his own special way...
The gruff farmer, who drinks raw eggs and sugar for breakfast, added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”
His other favorite pastime is walking around his farm in the nude: “Being naked is a beautiful thing.”
Victoria Silvstedt had an upskirt moment, problem is — her panties were see-through.
Who has to spread their legs that far apart to get out of a vehicle? Nobody can tell me that this freak show was an accident… nobody.
Who is Victoria Silvstedt?
Karen Victoria Silvstedt (b. September 19, 1974) is a Swedish supermodel and former professional skier.
Silvstedt was a member of the Swedish National Ski Team, ranking as high as fourth among her Olympic teammates in the Super-Giant Slalom.[citation needed] Silvstedt claimed that at the age of 16 she competed in a “Best Fake Orgasm” contest at a local bar. The contestants were Silvstedt and 10 men. She won a brand-new TV. When she came home, she told her mother she won it at a game of bingo.
Silvstedt was the first runner-up in Miss Sweden losing to Johanna Lind, and went on to represent Sweden in the Miss World contest in South Africa, reaching the final eight contestants. She was then signed by a Parisian modeling agent and began a career in high fashion, working for various companies including Chanel, Christian Dior, Loris Azzaro, Givenchy, Valentino, and Giorgio Armani.
source: Victoria Silvstedt Upskirt and See-Through Panties [egotastic]
The lovely Kate Beckinsale reminds me why men adore her. In an interview with Mean magazine the 34 year old mother of one describes her love of high heels and their relation to her orgasms.
“Apparently, during orgasm, a woman’s feet move like this [makes tiptoe gesture], and that’s the reason they invented high heels. So next time you’re having an orgasm, pay attention to your feet and you’ll see.”
Kate also explains that she finds a vagina more appealing than sushi during the interview.
“I can’t do raw. I can’t do sushi, even. Anything that has that vaginal quality to it. I’d rather an actual vagina than that, honestly.”
I am not a fan of raw fish either however, I think I rather have a plate of salmon skin rolls. But hey, I am not judging. I am an Ellen fan. Holla’ to the lesbians.
Either Will Smith is the worst present giver in the world or his has fallen into the ranks of Scientology. After being the film bitch for a celeb you typically get some kind of swag for putting up with their demands of nutty bars and tepid diet coke when the filming wraps. It is the circle of life in Hollywood. Will Smith gave the gift of having your brain washed.
After wrapping “Hancock” he gave out a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center.
They are already given away free of charge at the church. It is designed to find your flaws and offer up “help” to make you perfect. (Kinda like those quizzes Cosmo does to help make you multi-orgasmic.) The test is free, but the personality fix is yours for a fee. Obviously it has totally worked for Tom Cruise. Will continues to stay on the neutral path on his status with the cult, but told Access Hollywood:
“I was introduced to it by Tom, and I’m a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.”
I must have been absent from Sunday School the day they covered the Galatic Confederacy, Xenu, the hydrogen bombs that killed everyone brought to Earth via spacecraft and the space opera. I am guessing Jesus teamed up with She-Ra, Godzilla, Buddah and Spiderman to send him back to the depths of space. Is that how it went?
Source: Will Smith boosting Scientology [NY Daily News] and Will Smith: Scientology Is Practically Buddhism [Mollygood]
The jewelry company that knows the way to a woman’s…heart is being sued by one of it’s models. The 37 year old model featured in the ad receives a diamond pendant and fakes an orgasm for the commercial. The tagline, “Jewelry works every time” following her performance. No one is reading Macbeth or doing long division. It is pretty obvious that sex appeal is the weaponry of the advertisement.
The unnamed model is now suing for the company for tarnishing her name and likeness. She claims the jeweler paid her just $200 for her time and sent her on her way. Her lawsuit is demanding $5 million for using the commercial showing her without her consent. She further claims that she was tricked into doing the ad and was unaware how sexual it was. Court papers site the ad as “a decidedly pornographic look, feel and sound.”
This bitch is riding on the fact that perhaps the company forgot to have her sign a release form. This isn’t the first orgasm commercial. Kylie Minogue did one for Agent Provocateur. It was banned after complaints of its sexual nature.
Seriously…have these people ever seen Nip/Tuck? That is way more pornographic.
Source: Szul Jewely Model ‘Orgasm’ Video Ad Online [Post Chronicle] and Model who faked an orgasm for diamond commercial sues jewelry company [Midnight Celebrity]
Australian model Megan Gale has been cast as Wonder Woman in the upcoming Justice League movie, beating out Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, and even Erica Campbell, all of whom were reportedly considered for the role. (Actually, I think Campbell was just photographed with her boobs about to explode out of a Wonder Woman costume.)
Reactions to the news are mixed. All agree the smokin’ hot Aussie has the looks for the part but some wonder about her acting chops.
Gale’s height and her dark, sultry looks are perfect for the role and strongly evoke the DC comic book representation of Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman attire includes a gold-plated bustier and tiara, knee-high boots and exciting accessories _ a golden lasso that forces people to tell the truth, bullet-deflecting bracelets and an invisible plane.
I’m a little surprised they would go with a relatively unknown model for the role instead of a fan-favorite like Jessica Biel or Sophia Bush. Having said all that that, she sure looks like a Wonder Woman.
Filmdrunk is even more enthusiastic about Gale but not so much the flick:
I’d never heard [of Megan Gale] before today, but am now a fan, since a simple Google Image Search for her name turns up numerous topless photos. Bottom line, she’s hot and slutty and I’d probably drink her bathwater, but I still wouldn’t see JLA if you paid me… in Megan Gale bathwater.
In that spirit, here’s a pic of Megan taking a bath:
Ain’t It Cool: “She definitely looks like a Goddess… let’s hope the acting talent matches the beauty.”
Gale will follow in the footsteps of fellow Aussie Hugh Jackman, who exploded onto the US scene by playing Wolverine in the X-Men movies. Jackman won universal praise — and the worship of a legion of comic book geeks — with his portrayal of the claw-wielding mutant.
While Gale’s acting experience is as lean as a supermodel’s smorgasbord, her Amazonian figure and exotic looks appear certain to establish her in the US market if the role goes ahead.
Some more safe-for-work photos:
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Sources: “Megan Gale in Hollywood Wonder Woman role” (Australian News), “Megan Gale tipped to play Wonder Woman” (9MSN), “Wonder Woman is 100% going to be…” Ain’t It Cool“WONDER WOMAN NAKED, BATMAN A COMMIE” (Megite Gossip), “WONDER WOMAN NAKED, BATMAN A COMMIE” (Filmdrunk), “Megan Gale Is Wonder Woman!?” (Popoholic)
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This summer marks the 10th anniversary of Lilith Fair, the all-female music festival founded by Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Sarah McLachlan.
Now we celebrate the new generation of women who have taken up the torch passed by McLachlan, Sheryl Crow, Fiona Apple and other ladies of Lilith, and who continue to redefine what it means to be a woman who rocks.
#10 – Beth Ditto
Birthplace: Searcy, Ark.
Sound: Dance punk
Frontwoman for the Gossip, Ditto — a plus-sized lesbian with a Southern drawl and a soulful howl — challenges the skinny white boy indie-rock canon with riot grrrl mentality and a disco backbeat. Her firecracker social consciousness has earned an avid fan in Rosie O’Donnell, who toured alongside Ditto on this summer’s True Colors tour.
#9 – Feist
Birthplace: Amherst, Nova Scotia
Sound: Indie rock
Leslie Feist, who, in addition to recording solo, is also member of Broken Social Scene, crafts wistful tunes that will both break and mend the heart. This former flatmate of fellow Canadian Peaches first dropped jaws with the playfully hushed song ‘Mushaboom,’ off her second album, ‘Let It Die.’ When McDonald’s ask to use the song for $1 million in their commercials, Feist, proving herself a little punk, said no.
#8 – M.I.A.
Birthplace: London
Sound: Garage hip-hop
Manthangi “Maya” Arulpragasam, a.k.a. M.I.A., is a Sri Lankan artist who was raised in London after her family was forced to flee the nation during its civil war. Her debut album, 2005’s ‘Arular,’ was a politically potent, musical free-for-all where dancehall, hip-hop and electro clashed in its own sonic war zone. M.I.A.’s lyrics and artwork have gotten her subsequently banned from MTV and denied a U.S. visa, but she marches on, defiant in her personal doctrine.
#7 – Tegan and Sara
Birthplace: Calgary, Alberta
Sound: Folk punk
Tegan and Sara Quin are out and proud identical twin singer-songwriters from Canada. The two have released five albums of hearty folk-punk, and garnered mainstream attention after the White Stripes covered ‘Walking With a Ghost,’ off the sisters’ album ‘So Jealous’ — a record Rolling Stone named on their 50 Best Albums of 2004 list.
#6 – Amanda Palmer
Birthplace: Lexington, Mass.
Sound: Cabaret punk
Palmer — one-half of Boston’s Brechtian punk cabaret duo the Dresden Dolls — ain’t no damsel in distress. The former street artist chokeholds her demons, teetering between sinister screeches and whimsical whispers of alcohol, self-mutilation and sexual exploration, while discordantly pummeling the piano — stocking-clad legs akimbo — in a sultry, sinful self-deprecation exorcism.
#5 – Regina Spektor
Birthplace: Moscow
Sound: Anti-folk
Part oddball, part girl next door, the Russian-born, Bronx-raised Spektor is an anti-folk ivory tickler who crashes quirky head on with profound. Her one-two punch of lilting melodies and vocal gurgles juxtapose something fierce, while her myriad of styles surface best live, where Spektor’s likely to offer up two kinds of beatings: that of a drumstick on her piano bench, or the beatbox flurry that buzzes from her lips.
#4 – Jenny Lewis
Birthplace: Las Vegas
Sound: Indie rock
Just as the brassy Lewis can curl toes with a sleepy, girly-crooned tune about jumping ship and falling deep despite herself, she’ll just as soon haunt with done-wrong tales buoyed by a soul-scraping howl. As both a solo artist and member of indie rock darlings Rilo Kiley, this former child actor is more Joan Collins than Jett, more Laura Nyro than Veirs.
#3 – Karen O
Birthplace: South Korea
Sound: Art punk
From orgasmic screeches to epileptic body-thrashing, the New Jersey-raised Karen O is more than an idiosyncratic rocker with an unnatural affinity for Spandex. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs frontwoman is a self-possessed force of nature who’ll dizzy you up with lyrical riddles, douse you in beer and then sing you a love song to rest your pretty little head.
#2 – Lily Allen
Birthplace: London
Sound: Reggae pop
This lippy Limey was listed on Entertainment Weekly’s Top Albums of 2006 with ‘Alright, Still’ — thanks to the much MySpace-buzzed tune ‘Smile’ — despite any proper album release. Allen, whose Godfather is late Clash guitarist Joe Strummer, has since turned heads for her unapologetic verbal barrages. Among her tussles: Kylie Minogue, Lady Sov, Pete Doherty, James Blunt, Madonna, the jerks who stole her dog and the NME.
#1 – Amy Winehouse
Birthplace: London
Sound: Girl-group soul
The tatted-up, beehive sportin’ British neo-soul chanteuse is unapologetic about two things. One is her drinking, which is formidable. The second is the uncanny way in which she meshes modern urban attitudes with classic blues, soul and girl-group sounds. Her second album, ‘Back to Black,’ was recently certified gold, no doubt in part to its lead single, the middle-finger lush anthem ‘Rehab.’
X-rated flick chick Jenna Jameson has annoyed Hollywood heavyweights who want to turn her best-selling book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,” into a movie.
“She hasn’t been showing up for meetings” with a major production company interested in “Porn Star,” a source claims.
But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done “down there” – and is not pleased with it.
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.
Jameson became famous for work in more than 100 X-rated flicks, including the classics “Camera Sutra” and “Udderly Ridiculous.”
Her agent Mike Esterman said, “I have no idea” when asked about the surgery. Regarding the missed meetings, a spokeswoman for Club Jenna (a Jameson company) told us that “Jenna isn’t always available within a few minutes.”
A Vaginoplasty Isn’t Going to Fix This, However, Only a Cheeseburger:
The Burning Question Answered:
Vaginoplasty is any surgical procedure whose purpose is correction of vaginal structural defects or to construct or reconstruct the vagina.
There are several non-re constructive vaginoplasties, such as vagina tightening and toning, particularly in women (or their sexual partners) who have experienced orgasmic difficulties due to the loss of muscle tone, such as in disease or after giving birth by vaginal childbirth.
In other words, she’s done the deed so much… that her cooch was all stretched out and useless.
Jessica Simpson was spotted partying at Hyde, but that is NOT John Mayer experiencing her orgasm face. Lord only knows what she was doing when that picture was taken!
Sook-Yin Lee, the artistically brash CBC Radio host who ran into trouble in late 2003 when her bosses caught wind she would be starring in a sexually explicit film, held out hope on the weekend that the public broadcaster’s management will side with the press and a midnight crowd of film buffs who applauded the movie’s comic exploration of sexuality at the Cannes film festival. “There’s a big heart in this movie and hopefully they’ll be able to recognize that without giving in to other puritanical fears,” she said in an interview on the day of the world premiere at Cannes, where the film is playing out of competition.
Lee, the host of the Saturday afternoon Radio One pop culture show Definitely Not the Opera, may be asking a lot. Shortbus, which follows in the sexually frank tradition of recent European fare like Nine Songs (2004) and Romance (1999), may be the most sexually graphic feature film ever intended for North American release. An exploration of the role that sex plays in contemporary relationships, self-identity, and even sometimes love, the film features an encyclopedic array of un-simulated sexual practices.
It opens with three intercut scenes: A dominatrix unpacks dildos in a hotel room overlooking Ground Zero and proceeds to whip a male client; a man videotapes himself masturbating and then ejaculating into his own mouth; and a married couple have sex with the kind of physical flexibility usually associated with prepubescent Romanian gymnasts. Audiences doubled over in laughter during one scene in which three men perform oral sex on each other while singing a rousing version of the U.S. national anthem, The Star-Spangled Banner.
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Noting that the sex is rarely erotic, Mitchell added that he doesn’t consider the film to be pornographic. “I define pornography to be devoid of artistic intent. The purpose of pornography is to arouse, and I don’t think anybody got a hard-on watching this film.”
Jay Stone, reviewing the film for the Ottawa Citizen, agrees.
We meet her character, Sofia, leaning stark naked on a piano and having several varieties of what appears to be unsimulated sex with her husband Rob (Raphael Barker). Although Sofia is a sex therapist — “I prefer relationship counsellor,” she keeps saying — she has never had an orgasm, and her journey on Shortbus includes encounters with an impressively rubbery vibrator and the insertion of a vibrating vaginal egg that is activated by a remote control. In a moment typical of the movie’s wicked humour, the remote gets misplaced and someone uses it to try to change channels on the TV.
Sook-Yin Lee was almost fired by CBC when it was announced she was taking the role. “There was confusion and fear on the part of my bosses,” she says now, adding that she was fascinated how they all supported the idea of the film, but they all said that the boss above them didn’t want her to do it. The threat of firing was dropped in the face of a public protest supporting her decision. “It was the most beautiful thing because in the end, my bosses just went ‘Phew. You are allowed to do this. Go do it.’”
Of course, the fact that Lee isn’t particularly good looking helps make her being naked and having sex un-erotic. I’m not sure that’s a good thing.
The Toronto Star awards this “Most Nationally Specific Controversy” and notes, “For some bizarre reason, this fact has yet to erupt into an international incident.” Probably because few outside Canada have heard of Sook-Yin Lee. Who, incidentally isn’t particularly hot.
Carmen Electra could lose a lucrative cosmetics contract – after ‘riding’ a sex machine on a live US radio show. The former ‘Baywatch’ babe is in trouble with Max Factor after straddling the gadget on shock jock Howard Stern’s show, and claiming she could have had an orgasm from its vibrations. However, Carmen’s antics did not impress bosses at the make-up giant, who previously issued her with a strict set of rules regarding her behaviour.
The actress, who is married to rocker Dave Navarro, is shocked at the company’s reaction. She said: “I thought I didn’t do anything wrong. “I didn’t do anything vulgar. It was a chair, I sat on a vibrating chair.”
She had appeared on the show to promote her new film, ‘Scary Movie 4′, but was coaxed by Stern into riding the machine, called a Sybian. After her experience, Carmen revealed to the DJ: “It feels great. I have to get one for the house. It’s awesome. “This is the best thing I have ever felt in my life. I felt like I was going to take off.”
Max Factor have now confirmed the brunette’s contract is under review following her outrageous actions.
If one is hiring Carmen Electra as one’s spokesman, one knows one is not hiring Mother Teresa, no? Still, a Sybian is not exactly just a “vibrating chair”:
CarmenOnline has numerous photos of of Electra “riding” said chair which, remarkably enough, are perfectly work safe. Here’s a sampling:
The 71-year-old contestant on the fourth series of Germany’s hit TV show ‘Bauer sucht Frau’ (‘Farmer wants a Wife’) was seen sexually stimulating his chickens with his finger. In a shocking series finale, he told his chosen partner, blonde Marianne (66) from Hamburg, “this is how they get an orgasm”.
“I was introduced to it by Tom, and I’m a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.”
