Thank God it’s Friday! Today, we’ve got some funny quotes for you, including Ashton Kutcher’s Kanye West moment, Bradley Cooper talking about his physique (yum!) and Kristen Stewart blathering on about how Lindsay Lohan’s situation is not her fault. Enjoy!
“How does Robert Pattinson not win every award ever invented?…I almost got up onstage this year at the Grammys when he didn’t win and almost kicked Taylor Swift off. Because I’m like, ‘What’s up? Robert Pattinson should have won this.’”
– Ashton Kutcher, outing himself as the Twilight star’s biggest fan, to MTV
“We’re gonna do it like George Foreman. We’re gonna name all of our kids Mariah no matter if they’re boys or girls. … Mariah No. 1, Boy Mariah, Man Mariah, Tall Mariah. It’s gonna be a house full of people named Mariah.”
– Nick Cannon, making light of reports that wife Mariah Carey is pregnant by referencing the former world-champion boxer, who famously named all five of his sons George, on his morning radio show
“It was so f—–g surreal, ’cause as a kid I only fantasized about looking that way. Remember Soloflex commercials? … It was like, ‘I wanna be the Soloflex guy. Mom, can we get the Soloflex?’”
– Bradley Cooper, on seeing his pumped-up body in The A-Team for the first time, to Details magazine
“can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that i can at least wear a chic dress?!”
- Lindsay Lohan, Tweeting about the court-ordered alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet that’s cramping her style
“Shortly after graduation, I got very, very, very, very lucky. I landed a role on a show called ER. It was a huge hit all over the world. I soon had money, accolades, status, and George Clooney.”
– Julianna Margulies, sharing her life’s greatest rewards as this year’s commencement speaker at Sarah Lawrence College
“The fountain of youth, let’s see. I guess it’s exercise, healthy diet, lots of water, lots of laughter, lots of sex.”
– Cameron Diaz, revealing her secrets to staying young, to British Vogue
“I feel like I’ve been pregnant more than a year.”
“My older brother, Andrew, maintains that my brother Luke and I wrecked his first marriage because we were always staying at his house and invading his privacy.”
– Owen Wilson, to Parade magazine
“Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don’t have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult. But, if she’s going to marry me, she’s going to bloody learn how to cook.”
My family are amazing. I had, like, the perfect upbringing. It sucks for people like Lindsay [Lohan], but it’s not her fault that she’s so off the rails – and she’s smart, very smart.”
– Twilight star Kristen Stewart, on avoiding the pitfalls of child stardom, to UK Elle magazine
Have a great weekend! What was your favorite quote this week?
Welcome to 2009! The new year hasn’t really seen much change with the box office results from last week, but needless to say, “Marley & Me” has taken the crown again.
For the second weekend in a row, Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson, along with that adorable dog, are bringing in the payola. Have you seen it yet? See the trailer here.
The box office this weekend pretty much shows us that there were no newer movies put out to give “Marley & Me” any competition. With nothing out to rival the top five, it’s no wonder that absolutely nothing changed.
“Bedtime Stories” again took second place with an $8 million drop from last weekend. This is also a movie that I plan on seeing. I love all things Adam Sandler, so this is not a “wait for the DVD” movie.
At third place again, is Brad Pitt’s movie, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button“. I started watching this movie and got half-way through. Admittedly, it’s not because it was bad or anything, it was just late. It’s a long movie, but I did like what parts I saw.
Fourth in the lineup, surprisingly, is Tom Cruise’s Nazi flick, “Valkyrie“. Tom’s dedicated promotion of the movie brought out the fans, to the tune of $14 million and change.
“Yes Man” rounds out the list of the top five for this past weekend. This is another movie that I’m going to see before it leaves the theaters.
Woody Harrelson and longtime partner Laura Louiemade it official this weekend in a private ceremony on the island of Maui!
Friends and family attended the wedding near Harrelson’s home in Kipahulu. Guests included Owen Wilson, Willie Nelson and Sean Penn. Alanis Morissette sang at the ceremony.
The couple have been together for 20 years and met on the set of “Cheers” in 1987.
Woody and Laura also have three daughters together, Deni Montana, Zoe Giordano and Makani Ravello.
The flick stepped all over ex-husband Brad Pitt’s movie, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” this weekend, by ten million. Of the rivalry between the two movies to be released on the same day, Jennifer said to Oprah, “We all want our movie to do well…Can we have a tie?”
And who else, besides me, is surprised 100% by the fact that “Valkyrie” didn’t totally bomb? I mean, people watched a Hitler assassination’s attempt on Christmas? Seems like they’d go together like oil and water.
But there was also plenty of publicity unauthorized by Mr. Armstrong, including three days of coverage in The New York Post, a string of articles on Us Magazine’s Web site and an article in Life & Style entitled “How Lance Stole Kate From Owen,†all chronicling Mr. Armstrong’s relationship with the actress and tabloid darling Kate Hudson.
Furthermore, many people seem to mention his two-year relationship with the singer Sheryl Crow, his romance with the fashion designer Tory Burch and his canoodling last year in a New York nightclub with Ashley Olsen, rather than his serious pursuits.
source: Love all: Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong serve up romance on the tennis court [daily mail]
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are set to tie the knot – a year after he tried to kill himself when she dumped him.
Kate is thought to have called off the affair, blaming Owen’s lack of commitment.
Owen and Kate originally met while filming the comedy You, Me and Dupree and is thought to have dated him during her six-month separation from now ex-husband and Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson.
It is thought the devastated actor slashed his wrists and took an overdose of pills after his ex-lover was pictured cuddling her new boyfriend comedian Dax Shephard.
Now seven months on from Owen’s reported suicide bid, the pair are back together and are set to wed next year. I’m happy to see these two back together and happy.
source: Owen Wilson to wed Kate Hudson – a year after he ‘tried to kill himself’ when she dumped him [daily mail]
For some reason I find this creepy. Being a female I should be all over this. Yet somehow the idea of Woody Harrelson climbing the side of cliff nude just doesn’t do it for me.
Cheers on the testicular fortitude of risking some very unpleasant road rash in effort to climb out of the water. Thank the speedo gods that Owen Wilson chose to cover his pasty white parts with a pair of modest trunks.
But, who am I to judge? Nothing wrong with skinny dipping with your man pal. I chunky dunking with my neighbors all the time.
Owen and Kate originally met while filming the comedy You, Me and Dupree and is thought to have dated him during her six-month separation from now ex-husband and Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson. 
