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Guess The Globes – City Rag
Tiger Woods In Sex Rehab (For Real This Time) – Pop Eater
Snooki Keeps It In The Family – The Dirty
The Jonas Family Gets A New Member! – Hollywire
Whitney Port Needs To Eat A Cheeseburger – Yeeeah!
Jennifer Aniston Is Fat & Ugly? – Anything Hollywood
Johnny Depp Is The Most Stylish Guy? – Popbytes
The Saturdays Perform Without Pants – Drunken Stepfather
Emmanuelle Chriqui Voted Woman Of The Year – Zelda Lily
Olivia Munn Is Single Again – The Superficial
Roman Polanski’s Lawyers Fight Back – Wonderwall
Madonna Wants To Have A Jesus Baby – Holy Moly
Mischa Barton Looks Like A Hooker – Celebrity Smack
Jessica Simpson Is Back On The Market – Celeb News Wire
Britney Spears Is Obsessed With Family Guy – Hollywood Dame
High School…er…College Musical – College Candy
Wanna Smell Like Pamela Anderson? – ICYDK
All Neil Patrick Harris, All The Time! – Litely Salted
Mickey Rooney’s Still Got It – Tabloid Prodigy
Nicki Minaj & Cassie Wanna Sex You Up – F-Listed
Lindsay Lohan Has Switched Teams! – Allie Is Wired
A Bungle In Kate’s Jungle – City Rag
Sharon Stone Didn’t Insult Meryl Streep – Pop Eater
Super Agent Ari Golden Defeated – The Dirty
Kate Gosselin Blew $7,000 On Her Hair – The Superficial
Mashup: Kiss Vs. Gossip – Popbytes
Sorry Guys, No Naked Natalie Portman – F-Listed
Christina Aguilera In A Short Skirt – Drunken Stepfather
Artie Lange Released From The Hospital – Celebrity Smack
Kim Kardashian Admits To Having Cellulite – Wonderwall
Mel Gibson Covered In Cow Brains – Celeb News Wire
Brooke Mueller Was Also A Crack Addict – Anything Hollywood
Kendra Wilkinson Pimps Out Her New Baby – ICYDK
Pamela Anderson Is Single Again – DListed
Ellen DeGeneres Will Cry – Celeb News Wire
Jay Leno Vs. Conan O’Brien, Funny Man Poll – College Candy
Adam Lambert’s AMAs FCC Complaints – Allie Is Wired
Separated At Wonky: Paris Hilton & Chantelle Houghton – City Rag
What Happened To David Hasselhoff? – Pop Eater
Adrian Grenier Hosts Sh*t.com Launch – Tabloid Prodigy
Diddy Launches A New Album; Gets Stalkerish – Holy Moly
Nicole Kidman Powdered Her Nose Face – The Superficial
Nick Jonas Can Count To 5 – Hollywire
Ben Bernanke Beat Out Surprised Kitty? – Hollywood Dame
Ice-T’s Wife Has A Ginormic Booty – Drunken Stepfather
Jamie Lynn Sigler Gets A Scary Surprise – Wonderwall
Tiger Woods Porn Spoof Coming Soon? – Fatback Media
Angelina Jolie Threatens Suicide? – Celeb News Wire
Pamela Anderson Has A Job? – Celebrity Smack
Lindsay Lohan Did This On Purpose? – Popbytes
Chris Martin Is Lookin’ Rough & Homeless – Pacific Coast News
Elin Nordegren Might Have A Deal With Puma – Anything Hollywood
The New “Alice In Wonderland” Trailer – OMG! Blog
Kate Hudson Gets Advice From Her Mom – ICYDK
A Bird Pooped On Tori Spelling’s Head – Litely Salted
Courtney Love Calls Her Daughter A Liar – Allie Is Wired
Noah Cyrus Gets Skanky Back Stage – Tabloid Prodigy
Keira Knightley To Pose Nude – F-Listed
Joey McIntyre Is Still Relevant? – Pop Eater
Pamela Anderson Is Some Kind Of Weird Genie? – Holy Moly
We Think We Love Jude Law, Too – Popbytes
Is John Mayer Done Bangin’ Chicks? – Anything Hollywood
Tom Cruise Spoils The Ladies – Hollywood Dame
Kate Hudson Wears Her Pajamas Outside – Drunken Stepfather
Wanna Shop In Lindsay Lohan’s Closet? – Hollywire
Jessica Simpson Is Going To Eat The World – The Superficial
Don’t Ask Nicole Kidman About Scientology – Litely Salted
Something Is Off About Heather Graham – ICYDK
Robert Downey Jr Is On Fire! – Celebrity Smack
This Is How Gwen Stefani Stays Fit – Pacific Coast News
Courtney Love Gets Naked & Angry – Allie Is Wired
If Oprah Were Gay! – City Rag
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher Make Us Vomit – Pop Eater
O.J. Simpson Naked? – Tabloid Prodigy
Brangelina: The Statue – The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan Is Not A Homewrecker – Hollywood Dame
Beyonce Does Nothing; Takes Credit; Gets Sued – Litely Salted
Chris Brown Gets Emo In His New Video – Hollywire
Someone Slashed Rihanna’s Dress – ICYDK
Tiger Woods Liked Ambien Sex – Celebrity Smack
Taylor Swift Ditches Cowboy Boots For Bikini – F-Listed
Pamela Anderson Is “High” – Celeb News Wire
Shauna Sand Snags Another Victim – Popbytes
Are You Ready For The MTVu Woodies? – College Candy
Simon Cowell Is Bringing “X Factor” To Sin City? – Pacific Coast News
Chris Brown Says He Doesn’t Have Anger Problems – Anything Hollywood
Halle Berry From Behind Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Evan Rachel Wood Is Slumming Again – Wonderwall
Katie Price’s Meltdown Continues – Holy Moly
Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Nekkid With Anne Hathaway – Allie Is Wired
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Stevie Wonder Is On Twitter?!?? – Celebrity Smack
Mya Is Ready For A Break! – Pop Eater
Kate Moss Offends Fat People – Holy Moly
Brad Pitt Still Looks Like Mountain Man – Popbytes
Liam Gallagher Knows Sign Language – Tabloid Prodigy
Mariah Carey Demands Kittens – Celeb News Wire
Alexandra Kerry Is…Wait Who? – Fatback Media
Beyonce Goes Crowd Surfing – Yeeeah!
Chris Brown Looks So Disappointed – Pacific Coast News
Jaime Pressly Looks Old & Busted – Drunken Stepfather
Is Jennifer Lopez Spying On Her Ex? – Wonderwall
At Least Claire Danes Has Some Nice Shoes On – ICYDK
Hayden Panettiere Is Fellating A Machine Gun – The Superficial
Fashion Porn: Lace Orgy – College Candy
Lady Gaga Before She Was Famous – OMG! Blog
Martha Stewart Loves Her Some Vampire Meat – Hollywood Dame
Pamela Anderson Is Such A Treasure – Allie Is Wired
Homework Depicts Mom As A Stripper – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, She’s Back: Omarosa – OMG! Blog
Geena Davis Is Looking Pretty Hefty – Pop Eater
Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Jolie Are Playing Mind Games! - Popbytes
Eddie Murphy Is Looking Extremely Camp – Holy Moly
Katy Perry Grosses Us Out, Again – Litely Salted
Tom Cruise Hasn’t Grown Taller, He’s Using Lifts – City Rag
Amy Winehouse Shows Off Her New Boobs – Celebrity Smack
Robert Downey Jr.’s Moose Knuckle – Celeb News Wire
Sienna Miller Gets Tangled Up With Dogs – Ninja Dude
Pamela Anderson’s Got A Little Present For You – ICYDK
Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Moneymaker – Drunken Stepfather
Tara Reid Is Going To Show Everything! – Wonderwall
Hilary Duff & Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss On Gossip Girl – Yeeeah!
It’s A Sad Day For Celine Dion – Fatback Media
Fergie Says Josh Duhamel Has A Giant Package – The Superficial
Robert Pattinson Has An Ideal Girlfriend – Hollywood Dame
Green Up Your Turkey Day – College Candy
Lindsay Lohan Is The New Britney Spears – Allie Is Wired
Costume Of The Year: Kate Gosselin – City Rag
OMG, How Christ-Like: Christian Anti-Porn Firefox Add-on – OMG! Blog
Kim Kardashian & Kris Jenner: Panty Pals? – Splash News
Paris Hilton Does Voodoo On Cristiano Ronaldo – F-Listed
Amy Winehouse Does Fish, Smokes, & Clinics – Celebrity Smack
Bai Ling’s Cat Almost Bites Off Her Nipples – Celeb News Wire
Casting The ‘Jon & Kate‘ Movie – Pop Eater
Sandra Bullock Says She’s Difficult – Anything Hollywood
Katy Perry Is A Sloppy Twat – Drunken Stepfather
Nicole Richie Gets Paparazzi Protection – Wonderwall
Sophie Monk Is A Sexy Ladybug – Pacific Coast News
Lindsay Lohan Is Back On The Penis – The Superficial
Paris Hilton Is A Noisy Neighbor – ICYDK
Sophie Reade Lets It All Hang Out – Holy Moly
Just Because He’s Cute: Matthew McConaughey – Popbytes
Project Runway Rundown: The Hottie Vs. The Hot Mess – College Candy
Lil’ Wayne To Serve Hard Time – Ninja Dude
Pamela Anderson Not Pregnant, Just A Heffer – Hollywood Dame
Brooklyn Decker’s Body Painting Photos – Are You Shaved
Abigail Breslin Angers Deaf & Blind People – Allie Is Wired
A reporter for the New York Times has one of the best jobs in the world, they went around to strip joints in New York City and asked them who would be their most ideal Pole Dancing Partner. The list looks like this:

10. Madonna

9. Pamela Anderson

8. Martha Stewart

7. Jenny McCarthy

6. Denise Richards

5. Paris Hilton

4. Lindsay Lohan

3. Kim Kardashian

2. Megan Fox

1. Carmen Electra
Martha Stewart, really? What do you think? Who would you like to see up on a strip pole?
source: Carmen Electra, Megan Fox top ‘Strippers Most Wanted Pole Partners’ list [Examiner]
Stop Complaining About Adam Lambert’s “Omage” – Tabloid Prodigy
Pamela Anderson Is So Gorgeous! – Yeeeah!
James Franco Butchers The Word “Gucci” – OMG! Blog
Britney Spears Is Braless & Boozy – City Rag
Michael Jackson’s Autopsy Photo Leaked? – Pop Eater
Guess The Celebrity Tattoo – Popbytes
Courtney Love Calls Jocelyn Wildenstein Freaky – Holy Moly
Go Green With Evangeline Lilly! – Celeb News Wire
Taylor Lautner Doesn’t Want To Be A Sex Symbol – Anything Hollywood
Andre Agassi’s Mohawk Mullet Was Fake! – Celebrity Smack
Demi Lovato & Joe Jonas Are Hooking Up – Hollywire
Beware Of These Relationship Red Flags – College Candy
Angel McCord Thinks She’s Marilyn Monroe – Drunken Stepfather
Kate Gosselin Isn’t Ready To Date Yet – The Superficial
Dane Cook Says He Wasn’t Evicted – Wonderwall
Andy Dick Works On His Fitness…Eww – Pacific Coast News
Miley Cyrus, The Worst Celeb Of 2009? – Hollywood Dame
Pete Wentz Gets Another Dumb Tattoo – Allie Is Wired
Don’t Facebook Your STDs, People! – F-Listed
Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure In His Own Home – Tabloid Prodigy
OMG, He’s Back: George W. Bush! – OMG! Blog
Gerard Butler & Alexa Chung Threesome? – Pacific Coast News
Michael Lohan Thinks Lindsay Will Be Dead By 2010 – ICYDK
Rihanna’s Album Cover Is Rated R! – Celebrity Smack
Renee Zellweger Treading Dangerous Aniston Territory – Celeb News Wire
Kate Gosselin Thinks She’s Talented – Fatback Media
Jodie Marsh Attacks Katie Price – Holy Moly
Pamela Anderson Shows No Modesty – Popbytes
Anna Nicole Smith & Howard Marshall Explained? – College Candy
Jessica Simpson Really Can’t Go Back To Country Now – The Superficial
Naomi Campbell’s Cut Of Perfume Deal Stinks? – Wonderwall
Marisa Miller Has A $3 Million Bra? – Drunken Stepfather
Robert Pattinson Is Recording An Album? – Hollywire
Angelina Jolie Hooked Up With Rosie O’Donnell? – Hollywood Dame
Adam Lambert Is Bisexual? – Allie Is Wired
‘Tool Academy’ Tool Arrested For Being Himself – F-Listed
Simon Cowell Finally Gets A Hug – Holy Moly
Mr. Big Goes To The Pumpkin Patch – Celebrity Smack
Chris Farley’s DirectTV Ad: Too Soon? – Pop Eater
Mia Michaels Does Not Have Cancer – City Rag
John Mayer Hookup Rumor #26432.9b – Celeb News Wire
Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed – Fatback Media
Miley Cyrus Looks Like A Street Walker – ICYDK
Beware Of Russell Brand’s Meggings – College Candy
Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Got Matching Tats – Hollywire
Pamela Anderson Scares Off The Snow – The Superficial
Paris Hilton Gets Her Bling Back – Wonderwall
OMG, How Eighties: Barbie – OMG! Blog
Is Diddy Masturbating On A Balcony? – Drunken Stepfather
What Is Jamie Lee Curtis Supposed To Be? – Tabloid Prodigy
The Economy Is Taking Its Toll On 50 Cent – Celebslam
Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner Are Hooking Up – Allie Is Wired
“Big breasts are a staple of the entertainment industry and will win out over talent every time. Whether they’re real or fake, it seems the bigger the breasts a woman has, the less talent she’ll need to have a career and a place in the spotlight.”

10. Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson definitely has a set of lungs on her and can belt out quite a tune. Sadly, these days Ms. Simpson is better known for her MTV reality show Newlyweds (which was on years ago) and her subsequent shambolic love life. No one pays attention to Ms. Simpson’s music anymore. Her last couple albums have bombed, her acting career never took off, and her recent switch to country music was not well received.
But the one constant through this entire period have been her ample bosoms. Like her career, Jessica’s breasts have experienced their ups and downs – usually as a result of Jessica’s fluctuating weight. In fact it seems Jessica’s breasts have gotten larger as her talent and place in the spotlight has dwindled.

9. Shauna Sand
By all accounts Shauna Sand had something going on, once. As a youngster she was a classically trained dancer who received a scholarship to attend the prestigious Ballet West dance school. She started modeling at age 15 and settled in Paris where she earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French. Then she posed for Playboy in May 1996 and quickly turned into a clichéd, trashy hot mess.
Shauna has had her breasts pumped up through multiple, and sometimes botched, plastic surgeries. She has had so much work done that her bust now resembles two over-inflated balloons stuck to a stick. The 38-year-old ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and mother of three spends her days traipsing around in tiny outfits with her much younger boyfriend/handbag, pretending not to pose for the paparazzi. This woman will turn up to the opening of an envelope, flash her breasts, make-out with said BF, and stumble home – all just to get an ounce of attention. Shauna’s breasts (among other body parts) are currently starring in her leaked, obviously staged, sex tape. Hey, it worked for plenty of other untalented hoochie-bags.

8. Paris Hilton
No one would call Paris Hilton a busty woman. The truth is that Ms. Hilton has relatively small breasts and uses every trick in the book to push them together and make them look larger. While Hilton may be lacking in the tah-tah department, her true deficiency is in the talent department.
This woman has managed to make a career out of doing absolutely nothing, which is incredible. She turned a leaked sex tape into a multi-million dollar a year career. Some could say that takes talent, but really its opportunism and the machine behind her deserves most of the credit. There’s no denying that this girl is savvy and while that may be a talent, her breasts still win out.
Paris is famously quoted as saying, “One of my heroes has always been Barbie. She may not do anything, but she always looks amazing doing it.” This sums her up perfectly, and I couldn’t have phrased it better myself.

7. Sophie Monk
Sophie Monk is an Aussie actor and singer best known for dating one of the dudes from the band Good Charlotte. She is often photographed in skimpy workout clothes or at the beach wearing a bikini. This is hardly coincidental. Monk began her career in Australia as a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. She auditioned for a spot on the Australian version of Popstars and was selected to be a part of the girl group Bardot. When the band broke up, Monk moved to the U.S. and tried her hand at acting. She has appeared in several films, and is most often cast as the stereotyped ditzy blonde piece of eye-candy. This usually means she has to flash her breasts. Even with the allure of Ms. Monk’s breasts, most of her films have gone straight to DVD.

6. Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila is part of the generation of celebrities who are famous for being famous. Tila’s single biggest achievement in life is being the most popular person on the social networking site MySpace…and that was in 2006. This popularity led to the MTV reality dating show A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila…and the rest is history. We’ve been stuck with the quasi-bisexual ever since.
These days Tila tries desperately hard to keep in the spotlight. She obsessively tweets and constantly posts videos on her website where she shakes her booty and plays with her large, D-cup fake breasts. Her breasts are an amazing piece of surgical work, but kind of look ridiculous on her tiny, 4-11 frame. It makes her look like an inflatable porn star, which is fitting as this girl is a hot second away from diving into hardcore pornography. At least she may discover a talent.

5. Dolly Parton
There is no denying that Dolly Parton is extremely talented. She is after all the reigning queen of country music and over the last five decades has become the most successful female recording artist in the history of country music. She has had a staggering 25 number one singles and a record 41 top 10 country albums. She’s also has a remarkable film career, her own theme park, and is an avid philanthropist.
But even with all her success, Dolly’s talents are literally overshadowed by her enormously large 40DD breasts. They are a marvel of nature (with a bit of help from silicone) and fast became her trademark. Dolly’s breasts are such a phenomenon that the world’s first cloned mammal Dolly the Sheep was named in her honor because the cell used to clone the sheep was taken from a ewe’s mammary gland. Honestly, there is not enough talent in the world to out-muscle or out-mammary Dolly’s rack. Even she would agree with that!

4. Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag would garner more respect if she wasn’t a ditzy celebrity cliché. The blonde star of The Hills famously had breast implants in 2007, increasing her bust size from a 32A to a 32C. Sadly, she was unable to find a doctor with the ability to inject some talent into her.
While her boobs may have grown, Heidi has become more annoying, more outspoken, and way too over-exposed. The first thing she did after her boob job was sit down with Us Weekly magazine for an “exclusive” interview. Since then she’s tried her hand at a singing career and posed for Playboy magazine (amazingly without nudity). The only thing she and her douchey husband, The Hills co-star Spencer Pratt, have mastered is the fame game and unfortunately they play it very well.

3. Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson is a walking set of air bags. The model and actress has had a very successful modeling and acting career. She has the most Playboy covers of any woman in the world and will surely go down in the pages of television history for her role as CJ Parker on Baywatch. Pamela may be talented, but it’s her breasts that clinched her success. Seriously, can you imagine CJ Parker as a flat-chested broad running down the beach in slow motion? No.
Pamela Anderson career didn’t even take off until she moved to Los Angeles and went under a plastic surgeon’s knife. Once she got her new assets installed, this woman never looked back. Getting breast implants was easily Pam’s most shrewd career move.

2. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has followed the Paris Hilton Guide to Fame to a T, except Kim has a bigger bust (like that would be hard) and marginally less talent. Like Paris, she found fame through a sex tape, starred in a reality television show, and endorsed a lot of useless crap. What sets Kim Kardashian apart from Paris Hilton is Kim has a personality and isn’t afraid to show off her body.
Kim will pretty much pose in a bikini or show off her cleavage for any company that pays her. Her single talent is working her assets and she’s been working them all the way to the bank. This actually makes her a smart businesswoman. However, even the smartest business person would fail if they were trying to offload crappy assets. It should also be noted that the only thing worth more praise than her breasts is her butt.

1. Keeley Hazel
All hail Keeley Hazell, the queen of large breasts. The British glamour model has made a career exhibiting her incredible, natural 32F sized breasts. The public’s (or more correctly Britain’s) appetite for her magnificent melons is so insatiable that not a week goes by without new topless photos being released. The amazing thing is that no matter how many times you’ve seen Keeley’s tah-tahs, they never get old.
As much as I’d like to say having large, natural breasts is a talent, it isn’t. Her breasts are little more than an arbitrary gift from nature, a great gift nonetheless and something we can all be very thankful for. But the cold hard truth is the only talent Keeley really needs is the ability to remove a bra and brave the cold. Seriously, this woman must spend half her life topless.
Fore once, this is a list I 100% agree with!
source: The Top 10 Women With More Ta-Tas Than Talent [Spike]
This Kid’s Got Some Attitude! – City Rag
Tom Cruise Has The Worst Week Ever – Pop Eater
OMG How Glamorous: Joan Collins! – OMG! Blog
Wanna Fight A Kardashian? – F-Listed
Lindsay Lohan Has Blurry Nipples – The Superficial
Separated At Birth: Pope Benedict & Darth Sidious – Tabloid Prodigy
Lindsay Lohan Is Giving It Away For Free? – ICYDK
Did Paris Hilton Get A Boob Job? – Pacific Coast News
Pamela Anderson Is Platinum Broke – Wonderwall
Jessica Simpson Really Has No Clue – Celebslam
Sophie Monk Works Out Her Sloppy Body – Drunken Stepfather
Chaz Bono Is Already Looking More Manly – Celebrity Smack
Ashlee Simpson Got The Axe From Melrose Place – Celeb News Wire
Lily Allen Trying To One-Up Lady Gaga? – Holy Moly
The Budget Stylista: Rachel Zoe – College Candy
Is Madonna Adopting Another Baby? – Allie Is Wired
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