Pamela Anderson

I lied. She is most certainly not hot. Pamela Anderson looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, then fell and hit every branch on the way down.

Twice.

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

We can’t really expect celebrities to always look their best, but really Pamela? The stained dress, flip flops, no makeup, granny bag look isn’t in this week.

[Click thumbnails to torture yourself with larger images]

source: Pam needs all the help she can get [Celebslam]

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Mom’s A Stripper & Links To Hollywood

Roberta @ Gone Hollywood | Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Homework Depicts Mom As A Stripper – Tabloid Prodigy

OMG, She’s Back: Omarosa – OMG! Blog

Geena Davis Is Looking Pretty Hefty – Pop Eater

Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Jolie Are Playing Mind Games! - Popbytes

Eddie Murphy Is Looking Extremely Camp – Holy Moly

Katy Perry Grosses Us Out, Again – Litely Salted

Tom Cruise Hasn’t Grown Taller, He’s Using Lifts – City Rag

Amy Winehouse Shows Off Her New Boobs – Celebrity Smack

Robert Downey Jr.’s Moose Knuckle – Celeb News Wire

Sienna Miller Gets Tangled Up With Dogs – Ninja Dude

Pamela Anderson’s Got A Little Present For You – ICYDK

Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Moneymaker – Drunken Stepfather

Tara Reid Is Going To Show Everything! – Wonderwall

Hilary Duff & Jessica Szohr Lesbian Kiss On Gossip Girl – Yeeeah!

It’s A Sad Day For Celine Dion – Fatback Media

Fergie Says Josh Duhamel Has A Giant Package – The Superficial

Robert Pattinson Has An Ideal Girlfriend – Hollywood Dame

Green Up Your Turkey Day – College Candy

Lindsay Lohan Is The New Britney Spears – Allie Is Wired

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Costume Of The Year & Links To Hollywood

Roberta @ Gone Hollywood | Friday, October 30, 2009

Costume Of The Year & Links To Hollywood

Costume Of The Year: Kate Gosselin – City Rag

OMG, How Christ-Like: Christian Anti-Porn Firefox Add-on – OMG! Blog

Kim Kardashian & Kris Jenner: Panty Pals? – Splash News

Paris Hilton Does Voodoo On Cristiano Ronaldo – F-Listed

Amy Winehouse Does Fish, Smokes, & Clinics – Celebrity Smack

Bai Ling’s Cat Almost Bites Off Her Nipples – Celeb News Wire

Casting The ‘Jon & Kate‘ Movie – Pop Eater

Sandra Bullock Says She’s Difficult – Anything Hollywood

Katy Perry Is A Sloppy Twat – Drunken Stepfather

Nicole Richie Gets Paparazzi Protection – Wonderwall

Sophie Monk Is A Sexy Ladybug – Pacific Coast News

Lindsay Lohan Is Back On The Penis – The Superficial

Paris Hilton Is A Noisy Neighbor – ICYDK

Sophie Reade Lets It All Hang Out – Holy Moly

Just Because He’s Cute: Matthew McConaughey – Popbytes

Project Runway Rundown: The Hottie Vs. The Hot Mess – College Candy

Lil’ Wayne To Serve Hard Time – Ninja Dude

Pamela Anderson Not Pregnant, Just A Heffer – Hollywood Dame

Brooklyn Decker’s Body Painting Photos – Are You Shaved

Abigail Breslin Angers Deaf & Blind People – Allie Is Wired

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Strippers Most Wanted Pole Partners

Paul @ Gone Hollywood | Thursday, October 29, 2009

A reporter for the New York Times has one of the best jobs in the world, they went around to strip joints in New York City and asked them who would be their most ideal Pole Dancing Partner. The list looks like this:

10. Madonna

9. Pamela Anderson

8. Martha Stewart

7. Jenny McCarthy

6. Denise Richards

5. Paris Hilton

4. Lindsay Lohan

3. Kim Kardashian

2. Megan Fox

1. Carmen Electra

Martha Stewart, really? What do you think? Who would you like to see up on a strip pole?

source: Carmen Electra, Megan Fox top ‘Strippers Most Wanted Pole Partners’ list [Examiner]

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Adam Lambert’s Omage & Links To Hollywood

Roberta @ Gone Hollywood | Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Adam Lambert's Omage & Links To Hollywood

Stop Complaining About Adam Lambert’s “Omage” – Tabloid Prodigy

Pamela Anderson Is So Gorgeous! – Yeeeah!

James Franco Butchers The Word “Gucci” – OMG! Blog

Britney Spears Is Braless & Boozy – City Rag

Michael Jackson’s Autopsy Photo Leaked? – Pop Eater

Guess The Celebrity Tattoo – Popbytes

Courtney Love Calls Jocelyn Wildenstein Freaky – Holy Moly

Go Green With Evangeline Lilly! – Celeb News Wire

Taylor Lautner Doesn’t Want To Be A Sex Symbol – Anything Hollywood

Andre Agassi’s Mohawk Mullet Was Fake! – Celebrity Smack

Demi Lovato & Joe Jonas Are Hooking Up – Hollywire

Beware Of These Relationship Red Flags – College Candy

Angel McCord Thinks She’s Marilyn Monroe – Drunken Stepfather

Kate Gosselin Isn’t Ready To Date Yet – The Superficial

Dane Cook Says He Wasn’t Evicted – Wonderwall

Andy Dick Works On His Fitness…Eww – Pacific Coast News

Miley Cyrus, The Worst Celeb Of 2009? – Hollywood Dame

Pete Wentz Gets Another Dumb Tattoo – Allie Is Wired

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Don’t Facebook The STDs & Links To Hollywood

Roberta @ Gone Hollywood | Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Don't Facebook The STDs & Links To Hollywood

Don’t Facebook Your STDs, People! – F-Listed

Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure In His Own Home – Tabloid Prodigy

OMG, He’s Back: George W. Bush! – OMG! Blog

Gerard Butler & Alexa Chung Threesome? – Pacific Coast News

Michael Lohan Thinks Lindsay Will Be Dead By 2010 – ICYDK

Rihanna’s Album Cover Is Rated R! – Celebrity Smack

Renee Zellweger Treading Dangerous Aniston Territory – Celeb News Wire

Kate Gosselin Thinks She’s Talented – Fatback Media

Jodie Marsh Attacks Katie Price – Holy Moly

Pamela Anderson Shows No Modesty – Popbytes

Anna Nicole Smith & Howard Marshall Explained? – College Candy

Jessica Simpson Really Can’t Go Back To Country Now – The Superficial

Naomi Campbell’s Cut Of Perfume Deal Stinks? – Wonderwall

Marisa Miller Has A $3 Million Bra? – Drunken Stepfather

Robert Pattinson Is Recording An Album? – Hollywire

Angelina Jolie Hooked Up With Rosie O’Donnell? – Hollywood Dame

Adam Lambert Is Bisexual? – Allie Is Wired

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‘Tool Academy’ Tool & Links To Hollywood

Roberta @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, October 26, 2009

'Tool Academy' Tool & Links To Hollywood

‘Tool Academy’ Tool Arrested For Being Himself – F-Listed

Simon Cowell Finally Gets A Hug – Holy Moly

Mr. Big Goes To The Pumpkin Patch – Celebrity Smack

Chris Farley’s DirectTV Ad: Too Soon? – Pop Eater

Mia Michaels Does Not Have Cancer – City Rag

John Mayer Hookup Rumor #26432.9b – Celeb News Wire

Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed – Fatback Media

Miley Cyrus Looks Like A Street Walker – ICYDK

Beware Of Russell Brand’s Meggings – College Candy

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Got Matching Tats – Hollywire

Pamela Anderson Scares Off The Snow – The Superficial

Paris Hilton Gets Her Bling Back – Wonderwall

OMG, How Eighties: Barbie – OMG! Blog

Is Diddy Masturbating On A Balcony? – Drunken Stepfather

What Is Jamie Lee Curtis Supposed To Be? – Tabloid Prodigy

The Economy Is Taking Its Toll On 50 Cent – Celebslam

Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner Are Hooking Up – Allie Is Wired

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The Top 10 Women With More Boobs Than Talent

Paul @ Gone Hollywood | Saturday, October 24, 2009

“Big breasts are a staple of the entertainment industry and will win out over talent every time. Whether they’re real or fake, it seems the bigger the breasts a woman has, the less talent she’ll need to have a career and a place in the spotlight.”

10. Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson definitely has a set of lungs on her and can belt out quite a tune. Sadly, these days Ms. Simpson is better known for her MTV reality show Newlyweds (which was on years ago) and her subsequent shambolic love life. No one pays attention to Ms. Simpson’s music anymore. Her last couple albums have bombed, her acting career never took off, and her recent switch to country music was not well received.

But the one constant through this entire period have been her ample bosoms. Like her career, Jessica’s breasts have experienced their ups and downs – usually as a result of Jessica’s fluctuating weight. In fact it seems Jessica’s breasts have gotten larger as her talent and place in the spotlight has dwindled.

9. Shauna Sand

By all accounts Shauna Sand had something going on, once. As a youngster she was a classically trained dancer who received a scholarship to attend the prestigious Ballet West dance school. She started modeling at age 15 and settled in Paris where she earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French. Then she posed for Playboy in May 1996 and quickly turned into a clichéd, trashy hot mess.

Shauna has had her breasts pumped up through multiple, and sometimes botched, plastic surgeries. She has had so much work done that her bust now resembles two over-inflated balloons stuck to a stick. The 38-year-old ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and mother of three spends her days traipsing around in tiny outfits with her much younger boyfriend/handbag, pretending not to pose for the paparazzi. This woman will turn up to the opening of an envelope, flash her breasts, make-out with said BF, and stumble home – all just to get an ounce of attention. Shauna’s breasts (among other body parts) are currently starring in her leaked, obviously staged, sex tape. Hey, it worked for plenty of other untalented hoochie-bags.

8. Paris Hilton

No one would call Paris Hilton a busty woman. The truth is that Ms. Hilton has relatively small breasts and uses every trick in the book to push them together and make them look larger. While Hilton may be lacking in the tah-tah department, her true deficiency is in the talent department.

This woman has managed to make a career out of doing absolutely nothing, which is incredible. She turned a leaked sex tape into a multi-million dollar a year career. Some could say that takes talent, but really its opportunism and the machine behind her deserves most of the credit. There’s no denying that this girl is savvy and while that may be a talent, her breasts still win out.

Paris is famously quoted as saying, “One of my heroes has always been Barbie. She may not do anything, but she always looks amazing doing it.” This sums her up perfectly, and I couldn’t have phrased it better myself.

7. Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk is an Aussie actor and singer best known for dating one of the dudes from the band Good Charlotte. She is often photographed in skimpy workout clothes or at the beach wearing a bikini. This is hardly coincidental. Monk began her career in Australia as a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. She auditioned for a spot on the Australian version of Popstars and was selected to be a part of the girl group Bardot. When the band broke up, Monk moved to the U.S. and tried her hand at acting. She has appeared in several films, and is most often cast as the stereotyped ditzy blonde piece of eye-candy. This usually means she has to flash her breasts. Even with the allure of Ms. Monk’s breasts, most of her films have gone straight to DVD.

6. Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila is part of the generation of celebrities who are famous for being famous. Tila’s single biggest achievement in life is being the most popular person on the social networking site MySpace…and that was in 2006. This popularity led to the MTV reality dating show A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila…and the rest is history. We’ve been stuck with the quasi-bisexual ever since.

These days Tila tries desperately hard to keep in the spotlight. She obsessively tweets and constantly posts videos on her website where she shakes her booty and plays with her large, D-cup fake breasts. Her breasts are an amazing piece of surgical work, but kind of look ridiculous on her tiny, 4-11 frame. It makes her look like an inflatable porn star, which is fitting as this girl is a hot second away from diving into hardcore pornography. At least she may discover a talent.

5. Dolly Parton

There is no denying that Dolly Parton is extremely talented. She is after all the reigning queen of country music and over the last five decades has become the most successful female recording artist in the history of country music. She has had a staggering 25 number one singles and a record 41 top 10 country albums. She’s also has a remarkable film career, her own theme park, and is an avid philanthropist.

But even with all her success, Dolly’s talents are literally overshadowed by her enormously large 40DD breasts. They are a marvel of nature (with a bit of help from silicone) and fast became her trademark. Dolly’s breasts are such a phenomenon that the world’s first cloned mammal Dolly the Sheep was named in her honor because the cell used to clone the sheep was taken from a ewe’s mammary gland. Honestly, there is not enough talent in the world to out-muscle or out-mammary Dolly’s rack. Even she would agree with that!

4. Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag would garner more respect if she wasn’t a ditzy celebrity cliché. The blonde star of The Hills famously had breast implants in 2007, increasing her bust size from a 32A to a 32C. Sadly, she was unable to find a doctor with the ability to inject some talent into her.

While her boobs may have grown, Heidi has become more annoying, more outspoken, and way too over-exposed. The first thing she did after her boob job was sit down with Us Weekly magazine for an “exclusive” interview. Since then she’s tried her hand at a singing career and posed for Playboy magazine (amazingly without nudity). The only thing she and her douchey husband, The Hills co-star Spencer Pratt, have mastered is the fame game and unfortunately they play it very well.

3. Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson is a walking set of air bags. The model and actress has had a very successful modeling and acting career. She has the most Playboy covers of any woman in the world and will surely go down in the pages of television history for her role as CJ Parker on Baywatch. Pamela may be talented, but it’s her breasts that clinched her success. Seriously, can you imagine CJ Parker as a flat-chested broad running down the beach in slow motion? No.

Pamela Anderson career didn’t even take off until she moved to Los Angeles and went under a plastic surgeon’s knife. Once she got her new assets installed, this woman never looked back. Getting breast implants was easily Pam’s most shrewd career move.

2. Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has followed the Paris Hilton Guide to Fame to a T, except Kim has a bigger bust (like that would be hard) and marginally less talent. Like Paris, she found fame through a sex tape, starred in a reality television show, and endorsed a lot of useless crap. What sets Kim Kardashian apart from Paris Hilton is Kim has a personality and isn’t afraid to show off her body.

Kim will pretty much pose in a bikini or show off her cleavage for any company that pays her. Her single talent is working her assets and she’s been working them all the way to the bank. This actually makes her a smart businesswoman. However, even the smartest business person would fail if they were trying to offload crappy assets. It should also be noted that the only thing worth more praise than her breasts is her butt.

1. Keeley Hazel

All hail Keeley Hazell, the queen of large breasts. The British glamour model has made a career exhibiting her incredible, natural 32F sized breasts. The public’s (or more correctly Britain’s) appetite for her magnificent melons is so insatiable that not a week goes by without new topless photos being released. The amazing thing is that no matter how many times you’ve seen Keeley’s tah-tahs, they never get old.

As much as I’d like to say having large, natural breasts is a talent, it isn’t. Her breasts are little more than an arbitrary gift from nature, a great gift nonetheless and something we can all be very thankful for. But the cold hard truth is the only talent Keeley really needs is the ability to remove a bra and brave the cold. Seriously, this woman must spend half her life topless.

Fore once, this is a list I 100% agree with!

source: The Top 10 Women With More Ta-Tas Than Talent [Spike]

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