Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got the best of the best in celebrity quotes for this week. We’ve got Apolo Ohno talking about Pam Anderson’s boobs, Robert Pattinson using singing tactics to get chicks and Jessica Simpson’s phone ringing off the hook after John Mayer called her “sexual napalm”.
Enjoy!
“Pam Anderson, she’s a little top-heavy.”
– Olympic speedskater and former Dancing with the Stars winner Apolo Anton Ohno, sizing up the latest contestants of DWTS, on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
“He loves the hairy legs, and if Sid likes the hairy legs, there you go.”
– Oscar nominee Mo’Nique, on husband Sidney Hicks embracing her decision to not shave, on the Barbara Walters’s pre-Oscar interview special
“This is what 7 lbs., 11oz. of California dynomite looks like!”
– Jim Carrey, Tweeting about the birth of his new grandson, Jackson Riley Santana
“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed. Well, I guess it could have been a lot worse. My phone is ringing off the hook, I have to say.”
– Jessica Simpson, making light of former beau John Mayer’s comparison of her to “sexual napalm”, on The Oprah Winfrey Show
“Do you dabble in music ’cause you were worried you weren’t going to get laid enough?”
– Jon Stewart, questioning Robert Pattinson’s foray into music, on The Daily Show
“After about seven times of hanging up on Akon…he said ‘I want you to come to Atlanta, you remind me of me, a little darker but you still remind me of me and I want to sign you.’”
– T-Pain, recalling the shock of receiving his music break after he’d just picked up a job application at McDonald’s, on Lopez Tonight
“Even Lady Gaga can be celibate.”
– Lady Gaga, declaring her single status, to U.K.’s Mirror
“I’m sure if he could breast-feed, he would have.”
– Catherine Zeta-Jones, illustrating husband Michael Douglas’ involvement in raising their two children Dylan, 9, and Carys, 6, to Vanity Fair
“You got Bieber fever…By the way, your life is not going to get any better than this right now. This is it.”
– Jimmy Kimmel, to the 3-year-old YouTube sensation known as “Crying Cody,”" after she met her heartthrob, Justin Bieber, on Kimmel’s late show
A new commercial featuring Pamela Anderson in some office fantasy type thing has been banned from Australian TV because they think it is too sexy.
The commercial shows Pamela playing a suited up businesswoman in a boardroom meeting, when one of the guys gets bored and starts imagining her and the other girl in bikinis dancing with milk.
The commercial is for website hosting company Crazy Domains, but none of the viewers took too kindly to it which resulted in the ban.
Fiona Jolly, president of Advertising Standards Bureau, said “It’s meant to be a cheeky, over-the-top depiction, but in the bureau’s view it did cross the line.”
I don’t even find Pamela Anderson hot anymore — but this is a pretty hot ad, I’m sick of people getting all upset over a bit of sex.
source: PAMELA ANDERSON AD TOO SUACY DOWN UNDER [Daily Star]
After weeks of feverish speculation, it’s been confirmed that Pamela Anderson will bring her hot, sloppy mess to Dancing With the Stars, competing on the show’s upcoming 10th season.
Pro dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy confirms to In Touch Weekly,
“They did an amazing job keeping everything a secret this time, but we know that Pam is on.”
And why shouldn’t she be? After all, we’ve all seen her hot moves and fierce fashion sense. Fred Astaire is fist-pumping in his grave right now.
I can’t stop laughing!
source: Pam Anderson to Compete on ‘Dancing With the Stars’, DVRs Put On High Flash Alert [celebuzz]
I lied. She is most certainly not hot. Pamela Anderson looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, then fell and hit every branch on the way down.
Twice.
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
We can’t really expect celebrities to always look their best, but really Pamela? The stained dress, flip flops, no makeup, granny bag look isn’t in this week.
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source: Pam needs all the help she can get [Celebslam]
A reporter for the New York Times has one of the best jobs in the world, they went around to strip joints in New York City and asked them who would be their most ideal Pole Dancing Partner. The list looks like this:
10. Madonna
9. Pamela Anderson
8. Martha Stewart
7. Jenny McCarthy
6. Denise Richards
5. Paris Hilton
4. Lindsay Lohan
3. Kim Kardashian
2. Megan Fox
1. Carmen Electra
Martha Stewart, really? What do you think? Who would you like to see up on a strip pole?
source: Carmen Electra, Megan Fox top ‘Strippers Most Wanted Pole Partners’ list [Examiner]
