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Dance Hero & Links To Hollywood


Dance HeroCity Rag

‘Seinfeld’ Actor Len Lesser Has Died – Pop Eater

Brooklyn Decker. Bikinis – IDLYITW

CBS Duped By Michael LohanDaily Fill

Jennifer Lopez Reveals New Album Cover – ICYDK

The Canadian Christ Child Speaks – The Superficial

Brit Awards 2011: The After-Parties – Holy Moly

Zac Efron Gets Shot & Does Drugs – Hollywood Life

Kate Moss Drunk In Sex Shop – Celebs.com

Avril Lavigne Snubbed By Christina AguileraCelebrity Smack

Kourtney Kardashian Denies Engagement – Amy Grindhouse

Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry Call A Truce – Anything Hollywood

It’s A Boy For Natalie PortmanHolly Baby

Miley Cyrus’ Face Is Bloated – Drunken Stepfather

Steal Nicki Minaj’s Leggings – Betty Confidential

Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense – College Candy

Alicia Silverstone Shops For Baby – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Paris Hilton Looks Like An Old Tranny – Allie Is Wired

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Give It Up For The Girls & Links To Hollywood


Give It Up For The GirlsCity Rag

The Situation Planning To Leave ‘Jersey Shore’? – Pop Eater

Adriana Lima Says Good Morning – IDLYITW

Justin Bieber Doing ‘Wrestlemania’? – Daily Fill

Natalie Portman Is Still Pregnant – The Superficial

Kate Moss In A Rape Victim Dress Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Gisele Bundchen Wages War On Sunscreen – ICYDK

Queen Elizabeth Moved By ‘The King’s Speech’ – Why Fame

Chelsea Handler Is An Inappropriate Boss – Wonderwall

What Guys Want You To Know About The Super BowlBetty Confidential

OMG, Haute Sex: Chanel CondomsOMG Blog

Jennifer Aniston Turned Down ‘SNL’ In The 90′s – Amy Grindhouse

Caption This: Spider-Man’s Homoerotic Battle – Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber To Appear On ‘SNL’ – Hollywood Life

Did Jenelle Evans Get A Makeover? – Holly Baby

Hugh Jackman Is Eating Everything! – Celebs.com

Eminem Super Bowl Commercial – Celebrity Smack

Well, Hello There Cheryl Burke! – F-Listed

Lauren Conrad’s Reality Show Rejected By MTVAnything Hollywood

Nicole Kidman Loves Having A Musical Family – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Paris Hilton Promotes Canned Wine In Germany – Holy Moly

WTF Friday: Justin Bieber Has A Feature Film?!?? – College Candy

Kim Kardashian Actually Likes Her Nude Pics – Allie Is Wired

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Snoop Dogg’s Super Bowl & Links To Hollywood


Snoop Dogg’s Super BowlCity Rag

Dr. Phil Sued Over Dog Attack – Pop Eater

Teen Mom‘ Stars Hang Out With ‘Jersey Shore‘ Stars – Daily Fill

Kelly Brook Bikini Pics Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Jordan Bratman Still Won’t Move Out – The Superficial

Elton John Wants Billy Joel To Go To Rehab – Holy Moly

A ‘Vampire Diaries‘ Spoiler! – Hollywood Life

Dianna Agron Engaged? – Wonderwall

Ali Larter’s Post-Baby Body! – Why Fame

Kate Gosselin Likes To Flip Out! – Holly Baby

Kelly Osbourne Has A New Boyfriend! – Anything Hollywood

Kanye West ‘VMAN’ Cover Stuffed With Money - Amy Grindhouse

Paris Hilton Pimps Out Her Canned Wine – ICYDK

Wild Bill Strikes Again – F-Listed

Check Out Pink’s Baby Bump – Betty Confidential

OMG, Season 16: ANTM Returns This Month – OMG Blog

Megan Fox’s Baby Pics – Celebs.com

Chris Brown’s Album Cover Looks Like Goatse – Celebrity Smack

Natalie Portman’s Growing Baby Bump – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Joe Jonas Won’t Choose Between Selena & Miley – Hollywire

10 Funny Super Bowl Commercials – College Candy

Did Lindsay Lohan ‘Borrow’ That Necklace? – Allie Is Wired

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Paris Isn’t Into 2011 & Links To Hollywood


Paris Hilton Isn’t Into 2011City Rag

Check Out Shania Twain’s Picture Perfect Wedding – Pop Eater

Rosie Jones > Cialis – IDLYITW

Watch Joe Jonas & Ashley Greene Play With Their Puppy – Daily Fill

Dina Lohan Claims To Be A ‘Mother’ – The Superficial

Jude Law & Sienna Miller Engaged? – ICYDK

Demi Moore Is Cold…Call It A Hunch – Amy Grindhouse

Happy New Year From Mariah CareyOMG Blog

Chris Brown Still Loves His Gay Fans’ Money – Holy Moly

Olivia Munn’s New Haircut! – Why Fame

Kim Kardashian Tries To Be Jennifer LopezEvil Beet

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Brittany ColeenF-Listed

Pam Anderson Looks Amazing On New Year’s – Drunken Stepfather

Maria Menounos Shows Us Her Poon-Os – Celebs.com

David Hasselhoff Promotes Ice Cream, Not Booze – Celebrity Smack

Ryan Phillippe Is Happy For Reese WitherspoonCelebrity Baby Scoop

Billy Ray & Tish Cyrus Reuniting? – Hollywood Life

Kate Gosselin In A Bikini On The Beach – Holly Baby

Is Katy Perry The Chosen One? – Wonderwall

Avril Lavigne Loves Pink – Betty Confidential

Snooki Falls Down, Does Not Go Boom – Popbytes

Zsa Zsa Gabor To Have Legs Amputated? – Anything Hollywood

Who’s Who: The Ladies Of ‘The Bachelor‘ – College Candy

Look At Cam Gigandet Naked In ‘Burlesque’ – Tabloid Prodigy

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Offered $500k For Porn – Allie Is Wired

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Kesha Ho Ho Ho & Links To Hollywood


Ke$ha Ho Ho HoCity Rag

Hottest Brunettes Of 2010 – Daily Fill

Jennifer Aniston Is Such A Delight – IDLYITW

Miley Cyrus Is A School Girl In Pink – Drunken Stepfather

Bristol Palin To Procreate Even More? – ICYDK

Top 10 Worst Songs Of 2010 – Holy Moly

Ozzy Osbourne Doesn’t Want To Be Alive Anymore – Popbytes

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Jenny PF-Listed

Which Comedienne Caught The Herp From Her Boyfriend? – Celebrity Smack

Dina Lohan Stands By Her Meal Ticket – Celebs

Christmas Came Early For Audrina PatridgeBetty Confidential

Zoe Saldana is A Snow Bunny – Wonderwall

Coco Test: Top Or Bottom Cleavage? – Tabloid Prodigy

Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Gets It From Behind – OMG Blog

More Pics Of Heidi Montag’s Scars – Amy Grindhouse

John Mayer Likes Dirty Talk – Anything Hollywood

Denise Richards’ Kids Told Santa Doesn’t Exist – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Is Paris Hilton Hiding A Baby Bump? – Holly Baby

Kendall & Kylie Jenner’s New Modeling Pics – Hollywood Life

Everything You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About KwanzaaCollege Candy

Can We Please All Be In Love With Jason Segel Now? – Evil Beet

Paris Hilton Is Sad & Desperate For Attention – Allie Is Wired

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Who’s In Hiding & Links To Hollywood


Who’s In Hiding?City Rag

Zac Efron Dating Taylor Schilling? – Daily Fill

SoCal Glamour Girls Are Friendly – IDLYITW

Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Separation From Her Kids – Pop Eater

Everyone Wants To Stab Paris HiltonThe Superficial

Where Is Lady Gaga’s Pants?!?? – Amy Grindhouse

Prince Harry, Sophia Thomalla In Berlin – Celebrity Smack

Shania Twain Is Trading Spouses – Celeb News Wire

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Stephanie PietzF-Listed

Bristol Palin’s New Boyfriend Wants A Baby – Hollywood Life

Taylor Swift Is A Cover Girl – Wonderwall

Megan Mullally Can Sing! – OMG Blog

David Beckham Got Some New Ink – Popbytes

Eva Longoria Ready To Be A Single Mom – Holly Baby

Dr. Drew Predicts Brangelina Breakup – Anything Hollywood

Kim Kardashian’s Mouth Is Full Of Foam – Drunken Stepfather

Is The Situation Losing His Star Power? – Betty Confidential

Miley Cyrus’ Parents Put The House Up For Sale – Why Fame

Picture Of The Day – Tabloid Prodigy

10 Things We’re Lovin’ About Winter – College Candy

Giuliana Rancic Rushed To The ER After IVF Procedure – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Kelly Osbourne Defends Miley CyrusICYDK

Jessica Alba Producing Twitter Inspired Sitcom For CBS – Hollywire

Kim Kardashian Is So Gross – Allie Is Wired

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Paris Hilton Is A Dancing Queen & Links To Hollywood


Paris Hilton Is A Dancing QueenCity Rag

Jennifer Lopez Sued For Blocking Tell All Movie – Pop Eater

Emma Stone Talks Sex – Daily Fill

Blake Lively & Jessica Alba Just Had Sex – IDLYITW

LeAnn Rimes Has The Holiday Spirit – The Superficial

Taylor Momsen Offends Scotland – Amy Grindhouse

Lady Gaga Fan Gets Frisky – ICYDK

This Is Probably Not Nicki Minaj’s Sex Tape – Tabloid Prodigy

She’s The New Kim Kardashian: Lisa The Cat – OMG Blog

Brian Austin Green Has A Job – Hollywood Life

Shania Twain Engaged! – Why Fame

Shane Warne Two-Timed Liz HurleyHoly Moly

Where Is Suri Cruise’s Coat?!?? – Holly Baby

11 Words That Make My Skin Crawl – College Candy

Jamie-Lynn Sigler Sucks On A Lollipop – F-Listed

Sebastian Bach Calls Dr. Drew A Quack – Celebrity Smack

Does Lisa Rinna Want Another Baby? – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Levi Johnston Has A New Girlfriend – Anything Hollywood

How Do Her Legs Not Collapse? – Celeb News Wire

The 20 Most Awesome Men Of 2010 – Betty Confidential

Eff John McCain! – Popbytes

Steve Harvey Explains Why Men Cheat – Evil Beet Gossip

Miley Cyrus: The New Britney? – Wonderwall

Claire Danes: Bad Reaction To Beauty Product – Hollywire

Justin Bieber Fans Fight Over Sweaty Towel – Allie Is Wired

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Paris Hilton Launches Motorcycle Racing Team

Paris Hilton announced at a press conference in Madrid, Spain, on Saturday that she has started her own motorcycle racing team called “SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton” (the name refers to a dance party in Ibiza). Aptly, the primary colors of the bike are pink, white and blue.

Hilton promoted the launch of the team by posing with one of the race bikes at the conference in skin-tight, pink and white racing leathers with rhinestone details.

According to the Daily Mail, the team will compete in the 2011 125cc MotoGP World Championship season. As part of Hilton’s contract with the company, she will be in attendance at races over the next five years. She will also be scouting for drivers in partnership with a Barcelona-based team, By Queroseno Racing (BQR).

The 29-year-old uber-socialite was also seen partying at the Supermartxe VIP Party, also in Madrid, where, clad in a tight black dress, she took to the stage and cavorted with dancers.

Just days ago, Hilton revealed her sexy 2010 Christmas card, reading, “Happy holidays to everyone! Love Paris, xoxo”

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13 Celebrities Caught Doing Drugs

There is a new celebrity drug scandal every few months so since the latest one involves Miley Cyrus has just been caught smoking a bong, The Frisky have come up with 13 other celebrities that have been caught doing a bit of drugs.

OK, I kind of have to give it up for the headline “Harry Pothead.” A 2009 cover of London’s Daily Mail featured a big old photo of Daniel Radcliffe, his face painted, puffing on what they claim is a joint. The shot was taken at a party held at his sometime-girlfriend’s apartment, and a fellow party-goer totally narc-ed on him. “Daniel was laughing and seemed to find it funny,” she said. “But he didn’t really look like he knew what was going on.” Daniel’s camp is, of course, rushing to his defense. “We categorically deny the allegations regarding Daniel Radcliffe published in today’s Daily Mirror,” his publicist said. “Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.”

In 2008, TMZ posted a pic of Kristen Stewart smoking what they alleged was a bowl.

In 2004, The National Enquirer had a fruit of a story—Charlize Theron smoking what appeared to be pot out of an apple. Her camp had no comment on the images.

Everyone thought Kate Moss’s career was over when images of her cutting lines of cocaine appeared on the cover of The Daily Mail in 2005. But this girl has more lives than a cat. After an apology and stint in rehab, she came back—landing a cover of Vanity Fair and more campaigns than ever.

The video never surfaced—which makes us a little suspect that it never existed. But in 2008, The National Enquirer claimed to have gotten its hand on a video of Angelina Jolie snorting coke and doing heroin in the ‘90s. In the footage, she supposedly says, “Wow, this is really good smack—not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.”

In 2007, paparazzi caught Mischa Barton puffing on a rolled item in the driver’s seat of her car. It was almost like foreshadowing—a year later she was arrested for possession and driving under the influence of marijuana.

This is strange. A full month before that nakey tape of Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane, and Kari Ann Peniche appeared on the internet, the National Enquirer ran a picture of Rebecca, before she met Eric, naked in the bathtub with another woman, holding what is allegedly a crack pipe and lighter.

A few days after Paris Hilton told Larry King that she’d never done drugs, a video clip of her supposedly smoking a pipe in an Amsterdam hash bar popped up on the internet. Here’s a still shot.

It’s actually hard to count the number of times Amy Winehouse has been caught on camera puffing on what sure looks like a joint. This is just one example

Michael Phelps went the apology route hardcore when News of the World revealed a picture of him smoking a bong at a party in 2008.

In 2007, a “friend” of Lindsay Lohan’s released a tape that supposedly shows her snorting coke in the bathroom stall of a New York bathroom.

The Blemish posted oodles of pix of Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore sharing what appears to be a joint on vacation in Hawaii in 2007.

In 2009, Zac Braff was photographed in a New York club doing a little puff puff of something.

I find it funny how most of these celebrities were caught just smoking weed,

source: 15 Celebs Caught On Camera (Supposedly) Doing Drugs [The Frisky]

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Britney Spears Retrosextive & Links To Hollywood


Britney Spears RetrosextiveCity Rag

Kate Gosselin Is Sad & Lonely – IDLYITW

Britney Spears: “Kiss Mah Grits” – The Superficial

Ronni Chasen Worth Six Million – Pop Eater

Ashley Greene For Cosmopolitan January 2011 – Amy Grindhouse

Jessica Simpson Is Simple – ICYDK

Winona Ryder Hates Bras – Wonderwall

Kim Kardashian Is See-Thru – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Aniston’s Hair Makeover – Hollywood Life

Kim Kardashian Wants A Baby With Gabriel AubryHolly Baby

Pete Doherty, The Usual Disheveled Mess – Celebrity Smack

Kate Middleton Attends Charity Event Alone – Why Fame

Download A New Perfume Genius Song, Dreeem – OMG Blog

Katie Price Can’t Drive – Holy Moly

Paris Hilton Is Two Kinds Of Stupid – Popbytes

Kirsten Dunst Is A Bitter Hag – Anything Hollywood

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Crystal ChayaF-Listed

The 8 Hotties Of Hanukkah: DrakeCollege Candy

Are Men Really That Turned Off By Successful Women? – Zelda Lily

How Do Poly Relationships Work? – Betty Confidential

Pink’s Mini Baby Bump – Celebrity Baby Scoop

People Should’ve Paid To Keep Kim Kardashian Offline – Allie Is Wired

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Cuth The Cake & Links To Hollywood


Cuth The CakeCity Rag

‘Dancing With The Stars’ Wants Lindsay LohanPop Eater

Christine Teigen Is New Here, Not Really – IDLYITW

This Was Almost John MayerThe Superficial

Kim Kardashian Prayed Her Breasts Wouldn’t Grow – Amy Grindhouse

Leighton Meester Dresses Like A Boy – ICYDK

Ashley Greene, I’m Onto You – Drunken Stepfather

The Oscars: Now More Boring Than Ever – Popbytes

Tiger Woods’ Mistress Addicted To Love – Holy Moly

George W. Bush Jokes His Way Through Facebook Interview – Hollywood Life

Ben Affleck Makes Wife Do All Of The Christmas Shopping – Holly Baby

Phil Collins Approves Of Taylor LautnerHollywire

14 Things Celebrities Taught Me in 2010 – College Candy

Playboy Bunny Convicted Of Murder In 1982 Dies – Zelda Lily

Madonna’s Hard Candy Gym Opens – Celebrity Smack

Boone Farm Hart Is A Nice Name Too – Celeb News Wire

Uma Thurman’s Stalker Arrested – Wonderwall

Paris Hilton To Get Married? – Why Fame

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Denise J.F-Listed

Daria Werbowy Loves Getting Naked – Betty Confidential

OMG, They Finally Kissed: Teddy & IanOMG Blog

Nicole Kidman Saved Keith Urban From Drug Addiction – Anything Hollywood

Mariah Carey Reveals Pregnancy Craving – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Lindsay Lohan Seeks Restraining Order Against Paparazzi – Allie Is Wired

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Dave Coulier Is A Turkey & Links To Hollywood


Dave Coulier Is A TurkeyCity Rag

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Gets Her Daughter Back – Pop Eater

Lady Gaga’s Ego Is Bigger Than Her Wardrobe – Daily Fill

Heidi Fleiss Had A House Fire – IDLYITW

Kerry Katona Admits Taking Drugs For Years – Holy Moly

Heidi Montag’s Dead Doctor Was Hilarious – The Superficial

Kardashian Sisters Terminate Kardashian Kard – Amy Grindhouse

Chris Noth Sued Over Money Error – Why Fame

Kelsey Grammer Buys New Apartment With Fiancee – Starcasm

Julia Roberts’ Open Letter To Natalie PortmanICYDK

Madonna Sweats Details Of Gym Opening – Wonderwall

Brad Pitt & Matt Damon Debut Odd Fashion Choices – OMG Blog

Justin Bieber Cut His Hair?!?? – Popbytes

Justin Timberlake Really Wants An Oscar – Anything Hollywood

Chris Brown Deserves A Second Chance – Hollywood Life

Britney Spears Wants Full Custody – Holly Baby

The Many Faces Of Angelina JolieBetty Confidential

Michelle Bombshell, A Dirty Santa & A Golliwog – Celebrity Smack

Paris Hilton Flashes The World – Celeb News Wire

Who Wants To Date Eva Longoria? – F-Listed

Nicole Kidman Loves Sunday Dates With Daughter – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Jennifer Aniston Shows Off Her Uterus – Drunken Stepfather

Victoria’s Secret Models: Pretty Little Liars – College Candy

HIV Positive Couple Fired From Restaurant Jobs – Zelda Lily

Even Brazilian Drug Lords Love Justin BieberAllie Is Wired

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Travel Advice & Links To Hollywood

Travel Advice From Chris RockCity Rag

Jessica Simpson Is Ready For Tomorrow – IDLYITW

Justin Bieber’s Anti-Bullying PSA – Daily Fill

Mark Ruffalo Makes Terror Watch List – Pop Eater

Bristol Palin Prayed Through DWTS – The Superficial

Eva Longoria Is Looking For A Skilled Tattoo Remover – ICYDK

Burlesque‘ Opens Today, Go See It – Popbytes

Chanelle Hayes Still Talking About Jack Tweed – Holy Moly

Christina Aguilera Is Pregnant? – Anything Hollywood

Miss December: Let’s Get Naked! – Betty Confidential

Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song – Celebrity Smack

Sea Lion Snoop DoggWonderwall

Dennis Rodman Gets Special Attention – F-Listed

Rihanna Wants Children – Why Fame

Cookie Monster Auditions To Host ‘SNL’ – Tabloid Prodigy

OMG, He’s Naked: James FrancoOMG Blog

Food For Thought On Thanksgiving – Zelda Lily

Demi Moore’s $150,000 Skin Treatments – Hollywood Life

Operation Turkey Undercover – College Candy

Why Is Suri Cruise Wearing Shorts? – Holly Baby

Olivia Munn Photoshopped For Magazine Cover – Drunken Stepfather

Paris Hilton Countersues Over Hair Extensions – Allie Is Wired

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Paris Hilton’s See Through Pants Show Her Ass (Photos)

Paris Hilton went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday wearing these trousers so naturally she made sure to call up the paparazzi and bend over for them so they got a shot of her ass.

Paris was shopping with her family, and for some reason Brooke Mueller, so you would expect her to cover up a bit but then again she is Paris Hilton and loves the attention so we should expect stuff like this to happen.

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source: Paris Hilton Committed a Hate Crime [The Superficial]

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7 TV & Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Too Much

There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching a movie or TV show and seeing an actor you hate getting killed, of course it’s only fictional but still we can’t help but enjoy it. Right? Well Cracked have come up with a list of 7 television and move deaths we’ve all enjoyed a bit too much.

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07. David Caruso – King of New York

I’m still holding out hope that David Caruso is playing an elaborate hoax on the world. Somewhere between NYPD Blue and CSI Miami he was clearing out some old things and decided he didn’t need functional social etiquette anymore. He has lost all context for how regular people interact with one another, which is a crucial skill set for actors. Perhaps in a very literal attempt at avoid insulting co-stars, he refuses to talk down to anyone; instead he stoops as low as he possibly can and then looks up like a dog that just defecated in the study again. It’s especially absurd to watch when he has to talk to children. Despite the hail of insults and fast food I’m assuming he’s pelted with daily, David Caruso maintains remarkably high self esteem. It’s nice to see him knocked down a peg once in awhile, or more literally, shot in the face.

06. Paris Hilton – House of Wax

When humanity turned against Paris Hilton it wasn’t prepared for her to live so long. There was an early and hard sprint of hatred with no consideration for how exhausting it would be in the later laps. In recent years she hasn’t done anything to redeem herself but it’s almost too tiring to offer her any more attention. Still, I’m doing it. Quiet hatred is still hatred. Each time she climbed out of a car vagina first, or answered her phone during sex, or wept like a child in the back of a cop car, everyone cried “rehab!” but only for the shame it would bring her, no one actually wanted to see Paris Hilton get better. On the inside, the world was whispering a prayer that that someone throw a stake through her face instead. House of Wax answered that prayer.

05. Steven Seagal-Executive Decision

Actor-performer is a generous term for Steven Seagal, it feels more applicable to call him a pretend-Native-American-who-does-martial-arts-while-cameras-roll. He has acted in over 35 films and stubbornly refuses to get any better at it. Yet, even with his illustrious career making movies and his labored musical persuits, Steven Seagal still finds time for love. He made headlines this year when his assistant accused him keeping and abusing sex slaves. The assaults described, while horrific, were considerably more lumbering and awkward than anyone anticipated from an accomplished martial artist. Then again, there are few elegant ways to choke a sex slave. So, on the scale of human decency, Steven Seagal sits squarely behind the chimpanzee that ripped that woman’s face off a while back. What his death in Executive Decision lacks blood or dying gasps, it makes up for in hilarious prematurity. He dies in the first half of the movie after getting sucked out of a jet midair. He doesn’t get to roundhouse anyone or dole out any Native American wisdom; leaving him only with acting to justify his presence onscreen, something he presumably hates because he only does it while wincing. His death is particularly gratifying to watch given the back story of the film’s production. Steven Seagal didn’t want his character to die, concerned his fan(s) wouldn’t like it. Eventually he was forced to do the scene as it was written with the studio threatening a breach of contract lawsuit. Knowing that his death was also a stab at his ego is its own special reward.

04. Tara Reid-Urban Legend

There’s a scene in The Shining when Jack Nicholson kisses a beautiful naked woman in a bathroom before her body decays instantly and she becomes a bloated, festering corpse in his arms. I imagine that’s how a lot of teenage boys felt about Tara Reid while using her as masturbation fodder in the late 90s. Not even meth can destroy a human body as quickly as Tara Reid has destroyed hers. Like a walking D.A.R.E. scare tactic, she is the end result of a life of over-stimulation, except she achieved it in only a few years. Her tireless dedication to impulse earned her the reality show Taradise for a year before audiences lost interest in watching a pie-wagon shaped drunk chicken fight in a pool over and over.

03. Jennifer Lopez-Jersey Girl

When Jennifer Lopez dies in the first fifteen minutes of Jersey Girl I think audiences are supposed to feel something like sadness. But after years of hearing the tantrums and demands and general entitlement, it’s hard not to relax in the few seconds of silence after her passing. Even better, her death isn’t dealt by a killer but a tiny child.

02. Tom Cruise-Valkyrie

Audiences never anticipated that they would see an American made movie set in the 1940s with a German hero. They also never anticipated that they would cheer when that hero was shot in front of a firing squad of Nazis at the end of the film. Valkyrie created a tremendous moral conflict for German moviegoers in particular because they were forced to choose which they hated more: Nazis, or Tom Cruise. For a country that loves putting up with the nonsense from American stars, they draw a fat line in the sand when it comes to Scientology. Germany as a whole was unwilling to let Valkyrie shoot at the Bender Block where the actual Colonel Stauffenberg was killed, specifically because of Tom Cruise’s involvement in the film and the thetan infecting his brain.

01. Dane Cook-Mr. Brooks

Early on in his career, Dane Cook did a bit about the moments when the middle finger isn’t enough of an insult, and how the middle combined with the ring finger could be a lot more effectual when the situation demanded it: The Super Finger. In other words, he took an idea created by someone else, already infused with a deep implications and significance, then altered it slightly into something more confusing before claiming it as his own. This seems like a nice analogy for Dane Cook’s entire career. All of his stadium appearances, merchandise sales and TV appearances are born on the backs of other comedians who were around long before he stumbled into popularity and gutted the soul from their jokes. There are a lot of reasons to hate Dane Cook, so it’s particularly enjoyable to see him murdered on screen. I would equate it to the joy you might feel thinking about an arena packed with people all giving Dane Cook the Super Finger and him mistaking it for praise.

Yup, I’ve enjoyed them all.

source: 7 Celebrity Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Much [Cracked]

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