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Here Come The Twoobs – City Rag
Joey Fatone Is A Dad Again! – Pop Eater
Amanda Seyfried Kisses A Girl – Holy Moly
Alicia Keys Whispers Sweet Nothings To Andy Samberg – F-Listed
Tiger Woods In Sex Rehab? – Zelda Lily
Freaky Sex Robot: Roxxxy – Celebrity Smack
Cybill Shepherd’s Son Is A Thug – Celeb News Wire
Paula Abdul May Have Found Work – Fatback Media
Jennifer Lopez Is Never Going To Quit – ICYDK
Heidi Montag Releases Her Garbage Onto The Planet – Litely Salted
There Is No Cumming On Alan Cumming’s Face – Tabloid Prodigy
Phoebe Price Is Clownin’ Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather
Pete Wentz Is Wishful Tweeting – Wonderwall
Audrina Patridge Dating Texas Former Backup QB – The Dirty
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Split – Anything Hollywood
David Beckham Shows Off His New Tattoo – OMG Blog
Hugh Jackman Splashes Around, Shirtless – Yeeeah!
Christina Aguilera Has An Itchy Vagina – The Superficial
Are You Ready For ‘American Idol‘? – College Candy
Paris & Nicky Hilton Feel Like They’ve Lost A Sister – Hollywood On Crack
Gretchen Rossi Is A Singer Now? – Hollywire
Robert Pattinson Or Michael Cera To Play Spider-Man? – Hollywood Dame
Conan O’Brien Quits That Bitch – Allie Is Wired
As we all know, the new season of American Idol is set to air without Paula Abdul, but that doesn’t mean she and her craziness is off our screens for good if new rumors are to be believed.

Paula, who is still friends with Simon Cowell, quit her judging duties on Idol because they wouldn’t pay her $10 million per season of the show. Now she has reportedly signed a $4.5 million contract with Cowell to judge on the US version of The X Factor.
The X Factor replaced Pop Idol in the UK a few years ago and has since become the most watched TV show on that side of the pond, which means Cowell is wanting to bring the show over to the US in 2011.
A source said, “Simon flew Paula to London and wined and dined her relentlessly over the course of several days, even introducing her to everyone who works on X Factor. But what really clinched the deal was Simon’s pledge that she wouldn’t have to deal with all the nonsense and infighting that she hated on Idol.”
I sure hope Paula Abdul did her research on the show before signing the contract because there is even more fighting on The X Factor than there is on American Idol. It is rumored that Sharon Osbourne left her judging job on the show because of fighting.
Either way, The X Factor is way better than American Idol so the sooner it is on US TV the better.
source: Simon Cowell Signs Paula Abdul To $4.5 Million-A-Year Contract With “The X Factor?” [Popcrunch]
Find Your Custom Condom Size! – F-Listed
Megan Fox Might Be Going Bald – The Superficial
Amy Winehouse Is Still Looking Frumpy – Celebrity Smack
Bai Ling Talks About Nipples – Celeb News Wire
Kate Gosselin Is Not Phased By Kathy Griffin’s Mocking – Popeater
Liza Minnelli Is An Example Of A True Diva – Popbytes
Shia LaBeouf Is Lookin’ Pretty Dapper – Pacific Coast News
Paris Hilton Vs. A Bunch Of Trannies – Websters Is My Bitch
Vanessa Hudgens Talks About Her Nude Photos – Holy Moly
Robin Williams Full Frontal Naked? – Tabloid Prodigy
Is Khloe Kardashian Knocked Up? – Anything Hollywood
Baby Crazy Celebrity Talismans – City Rag
Avril Lavigne’s Clothing Line Is Ironic – News Toob
Paula Abdul Makes Fun Of Ellen DeGeneres – Allie Is Wired
Fabulously Tasteless T-Shirts – City Rag
Stay Classy, Jon Gosselin – The Superficial
Fergie Is Hiding Adult Diapers In Her Outfit – Websters Is My Bitch
Scarlett Johansson & Pete Yorn Break Up – ICYDK
Simon Cowell On Ringo Diss: Just Kidding – PopEater
Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail Hacked – Holy Moly
Mickey Rourke Is Creepy Looking – Celebrity Smack
Waiter Done Waiting On Victoria Beckham – Splash News
Heidi Klum Is Obsessed With Boobs – Anything Hollywood
Paris Hilton Remembers Her Own Name? – Pacific Coast News
Nicky Hilton’s Credit Card Declined – Tabloid Prodigy
David Duchovny Is Lying To Himself About Sex – Celeb News Wire
Paula Abdul Is Stunned – Fatback Media
Win Kelly Clarkson Contest Tickets – Allie Is Wired
Somebody out there thought it would be hilarious to make my worst nightmare come through by putting Ellen DeGeneres on another television show.

Yep just like the title of this post reads – Ellen will be replacing Paula Abdul and become the fourth judge on American Idol once the audition rounds finish up.
Speaking on her day time chat show she said..”I’m thrilled to be the new judge on American Idol. I’ve watched since the beginning, and I’ve always been a huge fan. So getting this job is a dream come true, and think of all the money I’ll save from not having to text in my vote. Hopefully I’m the people’s point of view because I’m just like you. I sit at home and I watch it. … I’m not looking at it in a critical way from the producer’s mind. I’m looking at it as a person who is going to buy the music and is going to relate to that person. I’m going to have a day job and a night job. The times we’re living in … we’re all doing that.”
Now, I’m all for working hard for your money but is she actually serious in her last statement? Sure people have two jobs but Ellen the thing is, we all don’t get millions for each job.
There has been no word from Paula Abdul, most likely because she is probably high from raiding her medicine cabinet.
During the audition process the show had guest judges which included Shania Twain, Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Joe Jonas and Kristin Chenoweth.
Bosses for Idol, which returns in January, released a statement saying “Ellen has been a fan of the show for many years, and her love of music and understanding of the American public will bring a unique human touch to our judging panel.”
I know Ellen DeGeneres is the second coming to some people but I just don’t like her which is why this is my worst nightmare. Also what exactly are her qualifications when it comes to the music business?
Closed KFC Given New Life As A Weed Dispensary – F-Listed
Sarah Harding Misses Doing Real Work? – Holy Moly
Lindsay Lohan Robbed Herself – The Superficial
The Hogans Are Fighting Again…Surprised? – Websters Is My Bitch
Wanna Pop Some Amanda Blank Balloons? – Popbytes
Paris Hilton Is A Little Bit Crazy – Celeb News Wire
Heidi Montag Thanks Anderson Cooper Because She’s Dumb – Popeater
Michael Bolton Teams Up With Sparkleboobs – Splash News
Paula Abdul Is Replaceable – Fatback Media
Hailey Glassman’s Match.com Profile Video – ICYDK
Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Melt In The Rain? – Celebrity Smack
If Internet Named Movies: “Titanic” = “FAIL.” – City Rag
Serena Williams Talks About Body Issues – Black Voices
Kim Kardashian Is Creating A Stink – Anything Hollywood
DJ AM Suicide Over Breakup? – Allie Is Wired
There were some funny quotes on TV this week, and we’ve nailed down the top ten, for your viewing pleasure. Which is your favorite?
1. Ramona Singer
“I feel like an older Cameron Diaz.”
– “The Real Housewives of New York City’s” Ramona Singer, recalling her reaction to her new shorter do
2. Anna Wintour
“I’m an ice queen, I’m the Sun King, I’m an alien fleeing from District 9 and I’m a dominatrix. So I reckon that makes me a lukewarm royalty with a whip from outer space.”
– Vogue Editor-In-Chief Anna Wintour, finding the humor in the not-so-nice things people have called her, on the “Late Show with David Letterman”
3. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
“It’s the anti-reunion reunion, and I’d like to copyright that.”
– Julia Louis-Dreyfus, on the upcoming “Seinfeld” reunion on “Curb Your Enthusiasm”
4. Eli Roth
“So when I was beating the guy, I started thinking, ‘What if I was Hannah Montana?’ . . . And little do they know that that’s why I look so insane . . . I’m torturing myself with thoughts of, ‘How could I actually pull off being a high school student and a pop star at night?’”
– “Inglourious Basterds” star Eli Roth, revealing the inspiration for his Nazi-beating character
5. Renee Zellweger
“Where’s the chips?!”
– Renée Zellweger, after breaking into a guacamole piñata with David Letterman
6. Wanda Sykes
“I’m going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain’t too bad!”
– Wanda Sykes, joking about Paula Abdul’s reasons for leaving “American Idol”
7. Willie Nelson
“My lungs are in good shape – and there are lots of people all over the world wondering how that could be, like Michael Phelps.”
– Willie Nelson, on his good health despite his reputation as a smoker
8. Bill Maher
“There’s something about being able to pee on your own land.”
– Bill Maher, explaining to recent “transplanted Easterner” Conan O’Brien the benefits of living in California over New York City
9. Marissa Jaret Winokur
“You could wake up one morning and start getting ready for work and then look in the mirror and say, ‘Forget it, I’m calling in fat.’”
– Marissa Jaret Winokur, inventing an excuse for not working, in her weekly “People” weight-loss blog
10. Will Ferrell
“Our goal is to raise money for charity, but also to put Coppertone out of business. You can be charitable, but still be a bloodthirsty capitalist.”
– Will Ferrell, on his Cancer for College sunscreen, which raises money to help cancer survivors afford school
What quotes would you add?
source: 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week – [people]
Katy Perry Prayed For Giant Breasts & Her Doctor Answered – The Superficial
Charlize Theron Is Baby Crazy – Socialite Life
Alyssa Milano Is “The Boss” – Celeb News Wire
Pot Turns Brad Pitt Into A Doughnut – Popeater
Chris Brown’s New Song Confirms He’s Scum- – F-Listed
Mya Shouldn’t Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ – Tabloid Prodigy
Britney Spears Is Looking Normal! – City Rag
Lady Gaga Is A Naked Vampire – Holy Moly
Madonna’s ‘Celebration’ Gets The Remix Treatment – Popbytes
Beyonce Looks Like Rick James! – Celebrity Smack
Spencer Pratt Turned Twenty-Douche – Websters Is My Bitch
Robert Downey Jr. Wants To Suck Your Blood – ICYDK
Michael Phelps Is An Alcy – Fatback Media
Mel Gibson Sings! – Splash News
Ashley Greene Poses In Lingerie – Hollywire
It’s A Kellan Lutz Gun Show – Hollywood Dame
Paula Abdul’s New Variety Show – Anything Hollywood
Adam Lambert’s Album Cover Photo Shoot – Allie Is Wired
Jeremy Piven and Chris Kattan Are Totally In A Fight – F-Listed
Sophie Monk In A Bikini – The Superficial
Kat Von D Looks Like The Poor Man’s Shakira – Celebrity Smack
Kate Gosselin Is Still Whining – Amy Grindhouse
Brooks & Dunn Break Up After 20 Years – Hollywood Dame
What Is Paula Abdul’s Next Move? – Pop Eater
Karolina Kurkova Slips A Nipple – City Rag
Kerry Katona Wants To Get The Fat Sucked Out – Holy Moly
Kathy Griffin Likes ‘Em Young – Fatback Media
Sienna Miller Hates Her Own Movies – Celeb News Wire
Kendra Wilkinson Got Out Of A Ticket! – Websters Is My Bitch
Jessica Biel Looks Homeless – ICYDK
Does Madonna Regret Divorcing Guy Ritchie? – Popbytes
Milo Ventimiglia Covered In Blood – Pacific Coast News
Mischa Barton: It Only Gets Worse – Yeeeah!
Katy Perry Signs On To Do American Idol – Anything Hollywood
Pamela Anderson Looks Like Crap Due To Sex – Celebitchy
Megan Hauserman’s Acting Sucks – The Dirty
Jennifer Aniston May Be A Cougar – Socialite Life
Michael Angarano Cheating On Kristen Stewart? – Allie Is Wired
I hope you’ve had your breakfast because this picture of Victoria Beckham almost made me throw up in my mouth.

This is Victoria greeting fans at the first American Idol Season 9 auditions in Denver on Friday, no she is not replacing Paula Abdul… she is just one of many judges who will take Paula’s place throughout the new season.
As for how she got on a source said “it didn’t go too well, She tried to hard to be ‘nice,’ but came off as icy and wooden.”
What else did they expect her to be like? By the way, Idol bosses paid Victoria Beckham over $250,000 for the one day of auditions.
Way too skinny.
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Well after all the speculation about whether or not she would be returning to American Idol, it is now official that Paula Abdul is finished with the show.

Paula took to her twitter account to post the follow:
“With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all.. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent,but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day1become an international phenomenon. What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me. It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month. I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all.”
While on his morning radio show KISS FM earlier today, Ryan Seacrest said he was shocked and that he is bummed she isn’t returning.
Fox TV released a statement saying “Paula Abdul has been an important part of the American Idol family over the last eight seasons and we are saddened that she has decided not to return to the show, while Paula will not be continuing with us, she’s a tremendous talent and we wish her the best.”
Sources also say that she wanted a 30% raise and was negotiating a 8 figure deal to return to the show which now sees Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi all flying to Denver for the first auditions to the ninth season on Thursday.
Just so you know there is rumors that this is all a publicity stunt and Paula Abdul will indeed be back.
Can the show survive without her?
Yesterday the whole world was talking about whether or not Paula Abdul would be returning to American Idol.

Simon Cowell has now broken his silence about the whole about the whole thing by simply saying “she’ll be fine. She’ll be on the show, I don’t get a lot of say. I’ve just made it clear that I want Paula on the show.”
We all know that despite what Simon says, he does get a lot of say on the show and who is on the judging panel.
Ryan Seacrest has also spoken, he says “I think as far as I know, you’ll see everybody back. I hope so.”
Notice that neither Simon Cowell or Ryan Seacrest mention the newest judge Kara DioGuardi?
Fergie Has A Penis? – The Superficial
Who Is Whitney Port’s Mystery Man? – Pacific Coast News
Lindsay Lohan’s Cameltoe Rejection – City Rag
Heather Mills Is A Total Wackjob – Holy Moly
Vanessa Hudgens Feels Violated, Sues – ICYDK
Eva Mendes Takes Her Tatas On Vacation – F-Listed
Gwyneth Paltrow Is A Sad Panda – Websters Is My Bitch
Ashton Kutcher Almost Died – Celebslam
Cameron Diaz Gets Drunk In London – Anything Hollywood
John Mayer Is So Freaking Thoughtful! – Celeb News Wire
Paula Abdul Is Worthless? – Fatback Media
Check Out This Michael Jackson Tattoo – The Dirty
Erin Andrews’ Nude Video Scandal – Ninja Dude
Simon Cowell Is Naughty – Celebrity Smack
Hailey Glassman’s Bong Photos! – Allie Is Wired
It appears that Paula Abdul won’t be returning for upcoming ninth season of American Idol, according to her manager.

Despite recently saying she was offered to stay on as long as the show runs, her new manager David Sonenberg says Paula isn’t happy at all.
He says…. “Very sadly, it does not appear that she’s going to be back on Idol, I find it under these circumstances particularly unusual; I think unnecessarily hurtful. I find it kind of unconscionable and certainly rude and disrespectful that producers haven’t stepped up and said what they want to do.”
“She’s not a happy camper as a result of what’s going on. She’s hurt. She’s angry I think at this point we’re going to be considering everything, including some kind of a competition show. She has tremendous ideas for a whole variety of shows.”
This comes just after news that Ryan Seacrest signed a huge $45 million three year contract with bosses for the show last week and Simon Cowell is reportedly going to get over $140 million to stay on the show once his contract runs up in May.
Randy Jackson has also signed a contract to stay on until 2011, no word on how much he was offered. As for the newest judge Kara DioGuardi, there has been no mentions of her returning or getting any offers yet but she wants to stay on.
Do you think American Idol would survive without Paula Abdul?
Jennifer Aniston Is Hooking Up With Brad! – Popeater
Paula Abdul Holds Up well – City Rag
Photos Of Ricky Martin & His Boyfriend? – Holy Moly
Sienna Miller Is A Serial Monogamist? – F-Listed
Kendra Wilkinson Is Partyin’ It Up! – Celebrity Smack
Paris Hilton & Tinkerbell In A Hummer, In The Buff – Celeb News Wire
David Archuleta’s Dad Is A John – Fatback Media
Ashley Greene Is Still Available, Guys – ICYDK
Britney Spears Shops At The GAP – Websters Is My Bitch
Olivia Munn Does Playboy – The Superficial
Bar Refaeli In Italian GQ – Yeeeah!
T-Pain Goes Country – Meet The Famous
Robert Pattinson Hit By A Taxi In NYC – Hollywood Dame
Beyonce Cancels Very Expensive NYC Concert – Anything Hollywood
Sacha Baron Cohen Is A Well-Endowed Bull – Celebitchy
The Many Faces Of Ed Westwick – Seriously OMG
Justin Chambers Gives Good Splash – Socialite Life
Miley Cyrus Flirts With Aaron Carter – Allie Is Wired
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