Spike have come up with yet another genius list, the top 10 hottest chicks who are dating ugly guys. The good thing about this list is that for us regular folk it gives us hope we can hook up with a hot rich celebrity.
10. Anna Faris and Chris Pratt
Bubbly blonde Anna Faris rushed down the aisle for the second time over the summer, marrying actor Chris Pratt. The couple reportedly tied the knot on July 9th in Bali after dating for a relatively short period of time. Pratt has appeared as a series regular on TV shows such as Everwood, The OC, and Parks and Recreation.
9. Malin Ackerman and Roberto Zincone
When Malin Ackerman met little-known Italian musician Roberto Zincone, she didn’t speak any Italian and his English was spotty. Instead they communicated through the language of love and with the help of a small bilingual dictionary. The star of Watchmen married her pocket-rocket Italian stallion in a fairytale wedding in the summer of 2007.
8. Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek
Paulina Porizkova is a former model and actress who was recently a judge on America’s Next Top Model. The model has had a long and distinguished career modeling for magazines such as Sports Illustrated and Playboy. She’s also dabbled with acting and written a book. With such accomplishment you’d think she would be able to have her pick of men. So who does this Czech beauty choose? A man that looks like a walking skeleton.
7. Kristy Hinze and James H. Clark
Kristy Hinze is an internationally known Aussie model who has modeled for Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret. She also hosts the Australian version of Project Runway. Early this year Hinze set tongues wagging across Australia when she got hitched to Silicon Valley billionaire James H. Clark, who at age 65 is more than double Kristy’s age. In the couple’s wedding photographs it looks like Kristy is standing with the father of the bride, not the groom. The only thing that gives it away is Clark’s huge smile. Even with his billions, this guy knows he’s a lucky man.
6. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
There is no question that Megan Fox is hot. She oozes sex with her pouty lips and piercing eyes. Fox knows what her male audience likes and draws them in with her tantalizing tales of forbidden lesbian love and how she’d like to get it on like an ox with Olivia Wilde. The truth is Ms. Fox is all talk and what proves it is her relationship with a washed-up teen television actor.
Brian Austin Green isn’t technically “ugly,” but let’s face it, he’s Brian Austin Green and she’s Megan Fox. It’s like if you went to buy a sandwich, could have any sandwich in world, and you settle for ham (without mayo or mustard). Now don’t get me wrong, this dude used to be cool, once, but that was way back in the 1990s when he was spinning discs and making out with Tori Spelling on the original Beverly Hills 90210. Now he’s simply the guy who stole Fox’s best years.
5. Heidi Klum and Seal
Heidi Klum is married to the British singer Seal and, by all accounts, they have a wonderful relationship and are very much in love. That said, Seal’s face is horribly disfigured from a childhood form of lupus called discoid lupus erythematosus, a condition where the immune cells attack body tissue. If not treated, it can form horrendous scarring, as in Seal’s case.
4. Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara
“It’s hard to believe that Jamie-Lynn Sigler is dating Turtle from Entourage in real life, but it’s true. She and Jerry Ferrara hooked up shortly after meeting on set and filming their first scene together.
Jamie-Lynn recently dished the dirt on the relationship to Hollywood Scoop, saying, “This is the first time I’ve ever dated anyone in the industry, and it’s kind of nice. It’s nice to have someone that understands kind of what you do, it’s a thing that we have in common a thing that we share, it’s all wonderful all good. There’s nothing wrong with it.” Aww, how sweet.
3. Katy Perry and Travis McCoy
Katy Perry has been dating Travis McCoy, the lead singer of kidz hip-pop boy band Gym Class Heroes, since early 2008. It’s a pairing that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Katy Perry is bright, bubbly, pleasant on the eye, and sweet as pie. Mr. McCoy looks like he was just released from prison after serving time for cruelty against music.
2. Marisa Miller and Griffin Guess
Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women in the world, yet she’s married to a dude who can be charitably described as “incredibly douchey.” Seriously, what grown man spends that much time shaping and styling their hair? Why would you even want hair like that? To top it off, Marisa’s man has a seriously douchey name – Griffin Guess. To be fair, most men would walk around with a sense of arrogance and cocksureness if they’d landed Ms. Miller.
1. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
Life may be blissful for Ms. Aguilera, but her fans have not taken kindly to Mr. Aguilera’s looks. He has been described by fans as looking like a “monkey” and “hideously ugly.” Ouch. Now I can understand that a guy doesn’t need to be an Abercrombie model or an action hero to land a beautiful woman. Heck, even Lyle Lovett managed to score Julia Robert for a hot second. However, truth be told, it’s obvious that Jordan Bratman has gotten into numerous fights with the ugly stick and lost them all.”
I’d agree with most of these but considering that they put Katy Perry and Travis McCoy on this list and they aren’t dating anymore, they should have put Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese on here. Thoughts?
source: The Top 10 Hot Chicks with Ugly Dudes [Spike]
If you’re like us, you grew up with a deep appreciation of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and Victoria’s Secret catalogs, though it had nothing to do with a love for swimsuits or lingerie.
This, of course, was during the 80s and 90s — widely considered the “Supermodel Era.” That meant the models in those publications, as well as on the covers of Vogue, Cosmopolitan and a host of other magazines were all household names, not just the unattainable goals of teenage boys everywhere.
We did a little research to find out what those supermodels are up to now, and not surprisingly, it brought back waves of bittersweet post-pubescent nostalgia. After checking out the photos below, you’ll know what we mean.
Christie Brinkley – The ultimate sun-kissed California blond, Christie reigned as America’s sweetheart during the early 80s.
Christie’s recent tabloid divorce from fourth husband Peter Cook proves that just because a woman has her pick of men doesn’t mean she is good at picking men.
Iman – The quint-lingual (that means five) daughter of a Somali diplomat was legendary designer Yves Saint Laurent’s “dream woman.”
Iman has been married to David Bowie since 1992, and currently hosts “Project Runway Canada.”
Cindy Crawford – With her trademark mole and early embrace of “tasteful” nudity, the former high school valedictorian stood out even in the era of the supermodel.
These days Cindy does former supermodel stuff like charity work and being photographed with other famous people as she sunbathes in St. Tropez.
Christy Turlington – Her flawless skin made her the perfect pitchwoman for Maybelline’s “Maybe She’s Born With It Maybe It’s Maybelline” ad campaign, and helped her become one of highest paid supermodels of all time.
Turlington is married to director-actor Ed Burns, and in 2006 she signed a multi-year deal to return to Maybelline. She also has no problem posing in the buff, as evidenced by her work for PETA.
Carol Alt – Labeled “the face” for her piercing blue eyes and pouty lips, appeared on over 500 magazine covers before abandoning the fashion industry for an acting career that never quite took off.
Alt has found success as a nutritional guru — her two cookbooks promoting the virtues of the “raw diet” became national best sellers. She’s also gone toe-to-toe with Trump on “The Apprentice.”
Paulina Porizkova – This Czechoslovakian stunner gave the world a preview of the bevy of beauties that would eventually emerge from post-Communist Eastern Europe, and then gave hope to not-traditionally-handsome men everywhere when she married gangly Cars front man Rick Ocasek.
Paulina has been doing the reality TV circuit lately, with appearances on “Dancing With The Stars” and “America’s Next Top Model.”
Janice Dickinson – The self-proclaimed “World’s First Supermodel” also claims to have slept with leading men Sylvester Stallone, Warren Betty, Jack Nicholson and Bruce Willis, as well as rock legend Mick Jagger, during her 80s heyday.
Dickinson and her special brand of crazy has gotten more out of the reality television format than any other former supermodel thanks to Oxygen’s “Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.”
Grace Jones – During the 80s, the androgynous model had a successful singing career and displayed disturbingly superhuman strength in the movies “Conan the Destroyer” and “A View to a Kill.”
Jones has a new album coming out later this year, although, sadly, she no longer sports her once-signature flat top.
Claudia Schiffer – A fashion insider once said that Guess Jean girl Schiffer “looks better in jeans than any other model has looked in Chanel.”
After making long-time beau David Copperfield disappear, Schiffer married a film producer, had a couple kids and enjoys horseback riding, painting, playing tennis and skiing.
Jerry Hall – The one-time roommate of Grace Jones used her 6-foot frame and long blond hair to end up on the cover of every fashion magazine and nab common law hubbie Mick Jagger.
After having four kids with Jagger, the couple split in 1999. Hall is currently working as a pitchwoman for Levitra, an erectile dysfunction drug. No joke.
Elle Macpherson – In 1986, the Aussie sensation had men all over the world learning the proper way to say g’day after she landed on the front of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition for the first of her record five covers.
Macpherson dabbles in acting — she had a cameo on “Friends”– and has just signed up to be the global brand spokeswoman for cosmetics manufacturer Revlon.
Kathy Ireland – Ireland appeared 13 times in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, including three covers, and was known for having mesmerizing green eyes befitting of her surname.
Ireland has been so successful selling clothes, furniture and skin care products through her company Kathy Ireland Worldwide, that Forbes Magazine called her “the prototype for the model turned mogul.”
Brooke Shields – At 14, Shields was the youngest model ever to appear on the cover of Vogue. But it was probably her controversial nude film scenes and her provocative advertisements for Calvin Klein that made her one of the most recognizable faces in the world by the age of 16.
Lately Shields has been guest starring on TV shows and forgiving Tom Cruise for making insensitive comments about her.
Naomi Campbell – With her distinctive catwalk strut and exotic Chinese/Jamaican looks, Campbell was a fashion powerhouse well into the 90s.
Campbell’s charity work in Africa and on behalf of the victims of Katrina tends to get overshadowed by her nasty habit of assaulting underlings with cell phones and other PDAs.
Carrie Otis – In 1990, Otis was thrust into the spotlight amidst rumors she shot an unsimulated sex scene with then-boyfriend Mickey Rourke during filming of the movie “Wild Orchid.”
Otis has overcome anorexia and heroin addiction and now works as a plus-size model.
Linda Evangelista – Evangelista was famous for constantly switching up her hair style, and for coining the supermodel maxim, “We don’t wake up for less than 10,000 dollars a day.”
Linda, who had her first child in 2006, still pops up on the modeling scene from time to time — presumably for at least 10,000 dollars a day.
Paulina Porizkova is set to be a judge on “America’s Next Top Model” even though she doesn’t have much faith in the show.
Paulina doesn’t think Tyra Banks‘ reality show produces any real supermodels.
She told TVGuide,
“Models are not superstars anymore. With cheap computer retouching, anybody can be a cover girl. You can be 50 and have acne, but look gorgeous by the time they’re done with you. Models are back to what they were in the ‘70s: clothes hangers.”
“[They want to be models] for the same reason I did — they’re looking for love. They think, ‘I’m on TV; people will realize that I’m worth something. But once the TV’s over and they join the real world, it’ll be a whole different thing.”
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“Models are not superstars anymore. With cheap computer retouching, anybody can be a cover girl. You can be 50 and have acne, but look gorgeous by the time they’re done with you. Models are back to what they were in the ‘70s: clothes hangers.”
