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Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2009 Numbers 50-1

Like promised in the last post, here is numbers 49-1 hottest women as voted by Maxim readers and staff, same drill as last time .. some will have pictures and some wont, so here we go….

50. Taylor Swift

49. Freida Pinto

48. Arielle Klebbel

47. Katie Cassidy:

46. Nicole Scherzinger

45. Fergie

44. Avril Lavigne

43. Elisha Cuthbert

42. Nikki Reed

41. Nadine Velasquez

40. Lily Allen

39. Anna Faris

38. Charlize Theron

37. Cameron Diaz

36. Hayden Panatierre

35. Anna Kournikova:

34. Scarlett Johansson

33. Blake Lively

32. Ciara

31. Hilary Duff:

30. Penelope Cruz

29. Zoe Saldana

28. Danneel Harris

27. Vanessa Hudgens:

26. Angelina Jolie

25. Julianne Hough

24. Eva Mendes

23. Lindsay Lohan

22. Kate Beckinsale:

21. Annalynne Mccord

20. Moon Bloodgood

19. Chan Marshall

18. Marisa Miller

17. Britney Spears

16. Gina Carano

15. Katy Perry

14. Christina Aguilera

13. Jessica Alba:

12. Leighton Meester

11. Jessica Biel

10. Jennifer Love Hewitt:

9. Jordana Brewster:

8. Rihanna:

7. Adriana Lima:

6. Eliza Dushku:

5. Mila Kunis:

4. Malin Akerman:

3. Bar Refaeli:

2. Megan Fox:

1. Olivia Wilde:

Hmm the list seems pretty good but Olivia Wilde should not be number one in my opinion, thoughts?

 

Angelina Jolie Tops Sex Pass List

Angelina Jolie didn’t win any awards for her role in Changeling but at least she is still winning stuff on sex lists right?

According to a new poll by online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com and Amor.com people were asked which celebrity would they give their partner a sex pass to sleep with.

The usual people are included on the list like Angelina, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

Shira Zwebner, who works for Date.com said “this poll is the complete opposite of an indecent proposal. In fact, most men and women wouldn’t just grant their significant others permission to go for it with their celebrity of choice - they’d brag about it all over town, Johnny Depp’s appeal is more than just physical attraction, he is the complete package, and women envision that one night of passion with this Pirate will leave them more than just sexually satisfied. Angelina Jolie, meanwhile, tops this list because both men and women worldwide have crushes on her and - if she ever invited someone other than Brad Pitt into her bed - not even the most committed couple would walk away from that opportunity.”

Here is the list of women that men could sleep with:

Angelina Jolie 25.9%
Jennifer Aniston 24.1%
Halle Berry 23.8%
Penelope Cruz 22.4%
Eva Mendes 20.7%
Nicole Kidman 20.7%
Sandra Bullock 19.0%
Jennifer Garner 18.9%
Lucy Liu 17.2%
Reese Witherspoon 17.2%
Demi Moore 16.7%
Julia Roberts 15.5%
Kate Winslet 15.3%
Kiera Knightly 12.1%
Scarlett Johansson 11.8%
Natalie Portman 8.6%
Katherine Hiegl 6.9%

As for who the women can sleep with:

Johnny Depp 32.2%
George Clooney 29.0%
Will Smith 28.4%
Brad Pitt 25.8%
Matthew McConaughey 25.8%
Hugh Jackman 19.4%
Sean Connery 16.1%
Patrick Dempsey 12.9%
Tom Cruise 12.9%
Justin Timberlake 11.5%
Bruce Willis 9.7%
Howard Stern 8.4%
Robert Pattinson 6.5%
Jake Gyllenhaal 6.5%
Gerard Butler 3.2%

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Who would you let your significant other have sex with?

 

Links To Hollywood - #191


Sharon Stone Is Transparent - City Rag

Mickey Rourke Is Humpty Dumpty? - Celeb News Wire

The First Single From Tinted Windows - F-Listed

Rihanna Is Back From Barbados - Celebrity Smack

Inglourious Basterds - Trailer & Posters! - Popbytes

Kate Winslet Is No Longer Stripping For Movies - Fatback Media

Heather Mills Is Back In Court - Holy Moly

Paris Hilton Made A Clean Sweep At The Razzies - Websters Is My Bitch

Hugh Hefner Is Kind Of A Numbers Guy - Pacific Coast News

Jeffrey Dean Morgan Is Still Looking Hot - ICYDK

Tom Cruise & Penelope Cruz Were Reunited & Awkward - Celeb Warship

Deep Thoughts By Jessica Alba - Candy Kirby

Miley Cyrus Has Massive Oscar Cleavage - Ninja Dude

Kiefer Sutherland Is Hitting The Bottle Again - Celebitchy

Miley Cyrus Defends Her Cuddles With Daddy - Socialite’s Life

Chris Brown Is Trying To Win Rihanna Back - Allie Is Wired

 

AskMen’s 49-1 Hottest Women Of 2009 - Pictures

Like promised in the last post, here is numbers 49-1 hottest women as voted by AskMen.com readers and staff, same drill as last time .. some will have pictures and some wont, check the thumbnails after the jump below to see more pictures.

49. Karolina Kurkova:

48. Katrina Kaif
47. Carrie Underwood
46. Miranda Kerr
45. Eva Longoria
44. Sara Carone
43. Zoe Saldana
42. Angelina Jolie:

41. Hayden Panettiere
40. Odette Yustman
39. Stacy Kiebler
38. Katy Perry
37. Layla Kayleigh
36. Summer Glau
35. Christina Aguilera
34. Bar Refaeli:

33. Denise Milani
32. Misa Campo
31. Isla Fisher
30. Olga Kurylenko
29. Keira Knightley
28. Gisele Bundchen
27. Mila Kunis:

26. Charlize Theron
25. Penelope Cruz
24. Bianca Beauchamp
23. Lucy Pinder
22. Evangeline Lilly
21. Doutzen Kroes
20. Cheryl Cole:

19. Adriana Lima
18. Monica Bellucci
17. Selita Ebanks
16. Jessica Biel
15. Jessica Alba
14. Brooke Burke
13. Halle Berry
12. Emmanuelle Chriqui
11. Heidi Klum

10. Kate Beckinsale:

9. Kristin Bell:

8. Rihanna:

7. Scarlett Johansson:

6. Alessandra Ambrosio:

5. Anne Hathaway:

4. Keeley Hazell:

3. Marisa Miller:

2. Megan Fox:

1. Eva Mendes:

Well there you have it, I myself think Eva Mendes is good enough to be number one. What are your thoughts on it? Don’t forget to see more pictures after the jump.

 

The Worlds Sexiest Woman In The World

E! has just released their World’s Sexiest Woman in the World List and they’ve placed Victoria’s Secret supermodel Karolina Kurkova as the number one sexiest woman.

The list breaks down like this:


1. Karolina Kurkova


2. Bar Rafaeli


3. Angelina Jolie


4. Gisele Bundchen


5. Scarlett Johansson


6. Adriana Lima


7. Heidi Klum


8. Penelope Cruz


9. Manuela Arcuri


10. Shakira

Out of the whole list only two women from the United States ranked in the top 10.

source: [ny daily news]

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Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz Lesbian Kiss Photo and Video

It is like 15 fantasies rolled into one. The trailer for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” has everything to make your soft core porn desires come true. There are what I am guessing are prostitutes, painters, threesomes, Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz lesbian kissing, weird music and gunfire.

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Short of someone coming in to “fix the copy machine” you have the makings for cinematical magic that appeals to perverted community of all mankind.

Source: Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz share a red hot kiss [Daily Mail]

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Penelope Cruz Nude Photos and Video

Penelope Cruz Nude Photos and Video

Penelope Cruz’s sex scene has hit the web. Sir Ben Kingsley is the lucky costar with the beautiful and nude Cruz. The movie Elegy features a scene in which he 64 year old scores with the former lady of Tom Cruise.

The plot line revolves around Penelope’s character, Consuela Castillo, falling in love with her professor, who is played by Ben.

Click Continued to to View the NSFW Photos of Penelope Cruz

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Penelope Cruz Goes Fire Crotch Photo

Well, I doubt the carpet matches the drapes so to speak, but this is so not a good look. This is very Agnes Moorehead circa Endora on Bewitched.

Penelope Cruz Goes Fire CrotchPenelope Cruz Goes Fire Crotch

Penelope Cruz went red headed for her new film. She is currently filming in Madrid, Spain. The look will hopefully fade after she finishes working on a new film with Volver director Pedro Almodóvar.

If he is responsible for this he should be beaten by Heidi Klum while Tim Gunn explains “that’s a whole lotta’ look.” I am sure there is some sort of artist value, but the color is atrocious.

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Links To Hollywood - #106

Burnt Diarrhea? - Photo

Burnt Diarrhea? - Ninja Dude

Today’s Lesbian Sex Fantasy - The Bastardly

Michael K Doesn’t Feel Well, Send Him Love - Dlisted

Jackass Steve O Attacks Kat Von D - Celebrity Smack

Retro: Stacy Keibler in a Bikini - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are Kissing Again - City Rag

Eva Green Talks About Her Naked Body - Celeb News Wire

Send Someone an STD E-Card - Pop On The Pop

Aretha Franklin Will Eat You - Fatback Media

Ugly Betty Gets the Doll Treatment - Popbytes

Danielle Lloyd in a Bikini on Skates - Anything Hollywood

Dancing with the Stars Season Six Lineup - Bumpshack

The Naked Cowboy is Suing M & M - Mollygood

Christopher Walken is a Sexy Piece - In Case You Didn’t Know

Penelope Cruz Looks Great from This Angle - Popoholic

Rumer Willis the Next ‘It Girl’? - Popsugar

Madonna Lands at LAX - Just Jared

Kathleen Turner isn’t Romancing the Stone - Hollywood Rag

Heidi Klum Wants to Adopt Britney Spears - A Socialites Life

Gene Simmons Gets Creepy with Flirty Mom - Gawker

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness - Flisted

Paris Hilton Under Investigation for Owning 17 Dogs - Allie is Wired

 

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Try Lesbian Sex

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Go Gay

Ahhh, I can hear the sounds of rejoicing. Two of the hottest women in Hollywood are getting their freak on in the new Woody Allen film. “ Vicky Cristina Barcelona” may sound like a bad drag name, but the film promises a graphic scenes to make you blush. The sexcapades of Penelope and Scarjo have been rumored to make an audience simultaneously wet themselves.

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Go Gay

“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”

The ladies also indulge in a threesome with costar Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz’s husband. We all know Penelope is one stealth freaky chic. She made out with her own sister for their brother, Eduardo Cruz, and his ‘Cosas Que Contar’ music video.

Add a box of Goobers and a wet nap and this is every 14 year old boy’s version of heaven.

Source: Sapphic Steam [Page Six]

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Tom Cruise is the New Jesus-Equivalent Scientology Deity

Tom Cruise is the New Jesus/Equivalent Scientology Deity

Andrew Morton will have to start looking over his shoulder when he goes out in public from now on. The scientologists and their short man syndrome ridden leader are on the war path. Morton has written a biography diving into the dark roots of Tom Cruise and Scientology.

Cruise is the wingman for the “religion” of Scientology. To me, if Hubbard was the Batman of Xenu, then Tom is Robin. No one is really surprised by that….we all know Katie has been replaced with a Scientologist version of a Stepford Wife. Morton goes above and beyond the standard accusations in his “unapproved biography.” The book hits American bookshelves on Jan.15th. In the tell-all Andrew goes into several accusations:

  • Daughter by Katie Holmes “conceived like Rosemary’s Baby”
    Nicole Kidman “feared blackmail” over sex tapes made with Scientologists
  • Scientologists “planted meadow of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through”
  • Cruise’s next mission is to recruit David Beckham
  • Penelope Cruz escaped the clutches of the “religion” with the help of her father and an organization devoted to helping cult members and their families

It probably isn’t too far from the truth, but the weird-shit-o-meter is tipped when Morton states that David Miscavige, a Scientology bigwig, plans every move of Tom’s life. David is said to have gone on the honeymoon with Tom and Katie. I am guessing he handed out pointers or tossed flower petals over them as they mated in some sort of “Coneheads” fashion.

After wooing Cruise into the religion he has been programmed to be the new idol for the church. The accused cult is also partly responsible for the end of his marriage to Kidman. Tapes with details of their sex life were used as blackmail to keep her quite about the seedy underbelly of the world of Scientology.

Tom Cruise is the New Jesus/Equivalent Scientology Deity

Fact or fiction this is one man who should be on the look out for a group of people wearing matching khaki pants and bad hair cuts when he is alone. I have to admit with all the former “Diana” author claims, it is impressive he has testicular fortitude to publish it. The legal team of Cruise is already in action with talks of a lawsuit.

Source: Tom Cruise ‘Scientology second-in-command’ [Telegraph] and Morton Tell-All Claims Tom Cruise is Scientology #2 [Towleroad]

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Penelope and Monica Cruz Turn Lesbian for Their Brother - VIDEO

Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica turn lesbian for their brother Eduardo Cruz and his new ‘Cosas Que Contar’ music video.

It’s a crappy song, but I doubt you’ll care much.

source: Penny Cruz Is A Video Ho [dlisted]

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Penelope Cruz To Play A Porn Star

Penelope Cruz To Play A Porn Star - PIC

Penelope Cruz is going to play a porn star in her next project. That would be all fine and good if the her co-star wasn’t her sister Monica and the two weren’t appearing in their brother’s rock video. Eduardo’s next album is “Cosas Que Contar (Things to Tell)”.

Yikes. That’s a little too much family togetherness.

Source: “Penelope Cruz to play porn star…with her brother & sister” [Damn I'm Cute]

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Links To Hollywood - #78

Two Duffs and a Chub - PIC

Two Duffs and a Chub - Ninja Dude

Celebrity Name Game - City Rag

Sarah Harding is British, has nipples - Fatback and Collards

Alicia Keys is Hot - Celebrity Smack

Billboard Top 10 Albums - Bumpshack

Jason Patric is a Petty Thief - Celeb News Wire

Courtney Love Blogs About Madonna Again - Popbytes

Kirsty Roche - RALPH Magazine Pictures - The Bastardly

Elisha Cuthbert Got a Hair Cut - Hollywood Tuna

Heidi Montag Truly is Full of Crap - Dlisted

Rihanna is Not Dating Josh Hartnett - Just Jared

Kate Beckinsale Needs a Vacation - A Socialites Life

Jessica Simpson Dating Owen Wilson for Publicity - Pop On The Pop

Jennifer Walcott Sexy Photo Shoot - Jordan is Your Homeboy

Laura Ingram on ‘The View’ Barely Escapes Stabbing - Gawker

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Doing the Nasty - Splash News Online

Kelly Ripa is Proud of Her ‘Outtie’ Belly Button - Allie is Wired

 

Top 10 Best Dressed Stars of 2007

Which Hollywood lady has the best fashion sense?

Stars like Beyonce, Katie Holmes, Jessica Biel and Gwen Stefani, are among the best dressed stars of 2007.

Beyonce Knowles - 2007 Best Dressed - PIC

The 10 Best Dressed Stars of 2007:

Beyoncé Knowles – The Showstopper
Cameron Diaz – The Legs
Katie Holmes – The Classic
Penélope Cruz - The Continental
Jessica Biel – The All-American
Drew Barrymore – The Chameleon
Jennifer Lopez – The Glamour Girl
Reese Witherspoon – The Celeb Next Door
Gwen Stefani – The Trendsetter
Ali Larter – The Newcomer

source: The Ten Best Dressed of 2007 [people magazine]

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