E! has just released their World’s Sexiest Woman in the World List and they’ve placed Victoria’s Secret supermodel Karolina Kurkova as the number one sexiest woman.
The list breaks down like this:
1. Karolina Kurkova
2. Bar Rafaeli
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Gisele Bundchen
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Adriana Lima
7. Heidi Klum
8. Penelope Cruz
9. Manuela Arcuri
10. Shakira
Out of the whole list only two women from the United States ranked in the top 10.
It is like 15 fantasies rolled into one. The trailer for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” has everything to make your soft core porn desires come true. There are what I am guessing are prostitutes, painters, threesomes, Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz lesbian kissing, weird music and gunfire.
Short of someone coming in to “fix the copy machine” you have the makings for cinematical magic that appeals to perverted community of all mankind.
Source: Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz share a red hot kiss [Daily Mail]
Penelope Cruz’s sex scene has hit the web. Sir Ben Kingsley is the lucky costar with the beautiful and nude Cruz. The movie Elegy features a scene in which he 64 year old scores with the former lady of Tom Cruise.
The plot line revolves around Penelope’s character, Consuela Castillo, falling in love with her professor, who is played by Ben.
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Well, I doubt the carpet matches the drapes so to speak, but this is so not a good look. This is very Agnes Moorehead circa Endora on Bewitched.
Penelope Cruz went red headed for her new film. She is currently filming in Madrid, Spain. The look will hopefully fade after she finishes working on a new film with Volver director Pedro Almodóvar.
If he is responsible for this he should be beaten by Heidi Klum while Tim Gunn explains “that’s a whole lotta’ look.” I am sure there is some sort of artist value, but the color is atrocious.
Ahhh, I can hear the sounds of rejoicing. Two of the hottest women in Hollywood are getting their freak on in the new Woody Allen film. “ Vicky Cristina Barcelona” may sound like a bad drag name, but the film promises a graphic scenes to make you blush. The sexcapades of Penelope and Scarjo have been rumored to make an audience simultaneously wet themselves.
“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”
The ladies also indulge in a threesome with costar Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz’s husband. We all know Penelope is one stealth freaky chic. She made out with her own sister for their brother, Eduardo Cruz, and his ‘Cosas Que Contar’ music video.
Add a box of Goobers and a wet nap and this is every 14 year old boy’s version of heaven.
Andrew Morton will have to start looking over his shoulder when he goes out in public from now on. The scientologists and their short man syndrome ridden leader are on the war path. Morton has written a biography diving into the dark roots of Tom Cruise and Scientology.
Cruise is the wingman for the “religion” of Scientology. To me, if Hubbard was the Batman of Xenu, then Tom is Robin. No one is really surprised by that….we all know Katie has been replaced with a Scientologist version of a Stepford Wife. Morton goes above and beyond the standard accusations in his “unapproved biography.” The book hits American bookshelves on Jan.15th. In the tell-all Andrew goes into several accusations:
Daughter by Katie Holmes “conceived like Rosemary’s Baby” Nicole Kidman “feared blackmail” over sex tapes made with Scientologists
Scientologists “planted meadow of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through”
Cruise’s next mission is to recruit David Beckham
Penelope Cruz escaped the clutches of the “religion” with the help of her father and an organization devoted to helping cult members and their families
It probably isn’t too far from the truth, but the weird-shit-o-meter is tipped when Morton states that David Miscavige, a Scientology bigwig, plans every move of Tom’s life. David is said to have gone on the honeymoon with Tom and Katie. I am guessing he handed out pointers or tossed flower petals over them as they mated in some sort of “Coneheads” fashion.
After wooing Cruise into the religion he has been programmed to be the new idol for the church. The accused cult is also partly responsible for the end of his marriage to Kidman. Tapes with details of their sex life were used as blackmail to keep her quite about the seedy underbelly of the world of Scientology.
Fact or fiction this is one man who should be on the look out for a group of people wearing matching khaki pants and bad hair cuts when he is alone. I have to admit with all the former “Diana” author claims, it is impressive he has testicular fortitude to publish it. The legal team of Cruise is already in action with talks of a lawsuit.
Source: Tom Cruise ‘Scientology second-in-command’ [Telegraph] and Morton Tell-All Claims Tom Cruise is Scientology #2 [Towleroad]
Penelope Cruz is going to play a porn star in her next project. That would be all fine and good if the her co-star wasn’t her sister Monica and the two weren’t appearing in their brother’s rock video. Eduardo’s next album is “Cosas Que Contar (Things to Tell)”.
Yikes. That’s a little too much family togetherness.
Source: “Penelope Cruz to play porn star…with her brother & sister” [Damn I'm Cute]
