We’ve got some of the best celebrity quotes from this past week, including Madonna wanting to get run over by a train, Hugh Jackman getting interrupted, and Jessica Simpson’s fear of something.
“I’d rather get run over by a train.”
– Madonna, expressing her opposition to getting married again, on “Late Show with David Letterman”
“You want to get that?”
– Hugh Jackman, addressing an audience member after a ringing cell phone interrupted his Broadway show, “A Steady Rain”
“I don’t call them birthdays. I refuse birthdays.”
– Mariah Carey, explaining why she calls the day she was born an “anniversary,” to “USA Today”
“Oprah, I’ve never done that to a black woman before.”
– Chris Rock, weave-checking the talk show host, on air
“Is this a set up?”
– Lisa Kudrow, after she was pressured into singing the “Friends” classic, “Smelly Cat,” at the Rock a Little, Feed a Lot benefit concert to benefit Feed America
“I’m old, so I need to work fast.”
– Desperate Housewives’ newest resident, Drea de Matteo, 37, on planning to have her second child sooner rather than later, to “USA Today”
“Gloves are off.”
– Michelle Obama, on lobbying for her hometown of Chicago to host the 2016 Summer Olympics, to “People”
Like promised in the last post, here is numbers 49-1 hottest women as voted by Maxim readers and staff, same drill as last time .. some will have pictures and some wont, so here we go….
50. Taylor Swift
49. Freida Pinto
48. Arielle Klebbel
47. Katie Cassidy:
46. Nicole Scherzinger
45. Fergie
44. Avril Lavigne
43. Elisha Cuthbert
42. Nikki Reed
41. Nadine Velasquez
40. Lily Allen
39. Anna Faris
38. Charlize Theron
37. Cameron Diaz
36. Hayden Panatierre
35. Anna Kournikova:
34. Scarlett Johansson
33. Blake Lively
32. Ciara
31. Hilary Duff:
30. Penelope Cruz
29. Zoe Saldana
28. Danneel Harris
27. Vanessa Hudgens:
26. Angelina Jolie
25. Julianne Hough
24. Eva Mendes
23. Lindsay Lohan
22. Kate Beckinsale:
21. Annalynne Mccord
20. Moon Bloodgood
19. Chan Marshall
18. Marisa Miller
17. Britney Spears
16. Gina Carano
15. Katy Perry
14. Christina Aguilera
13. Jessica Alba:
12. Leighton Meester
11. Jessica Biel
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt:
9. Jordana Brewster:
8. Rihanna:
7. Adriana Lima:
6. Eliza Dushku:
5. Mila Kunis:
4. Malin Akerman:
3. Bar Refaeli:
2. Megan Fox:
1. Olivia Wilde:
Hmm the list seems pretty good but Olivia Wilde should not be number one in my opinion, thoughts?
Angelina Jolie didn’t win any awards for her role in Changeling but at least she is still winning stuff on sex lists right?
According to a new poll by online dating websites Date.com, Matchmaker.com and Amor.com people were asked which celebrity would they give their partner a sex pass to sleep with.
The usual people are included on the list like Angelina, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
Shira Zwebner, who works for Date.com said “this poll is the complete opposite of an indecent proposal. In fact, most men and women wouldn’t just grant their significant others permission to go for it with their celebrity of choice – they’d brag about it all over town, Johnny Depp’s appeal is more than just physical attraction, he is the complete package, and women envision that one night of passion with this Pirate will leave them more than just sexually satisfied. Angelina Jolie, meanwhile, tops this list because both men and women worldwide have crushes on her and – if she ever invited someone other than Brad Pitt into her bed – not even the most committed couple would walk away from that opportunity.”
Here is the list of women that men could sleep with:
Angelina Jolie 25.9% Jennifer Aniston 24.1% Halle Berry 23.8% Penelope Cruz 22.4% Eva Mendes 20.7% Nicole Kidman 20.7% Sandra Bullock 19.0% Jennifer Garner 18.9% Lucy Liu 17.2% Reese Witherspoon 17.2% Demi Moore 16.7% Julia Roberts 15.5% Kate Winslet 15.3% Kiera Knightly 12.1% Scarlett Johansson 11.8% Natalie Portman 8.6% Katherine Hiegl 6.9%
As for who the women can sleep with:
Johnny Depp 32.2% George Clooney 29.0% Will Smith 28.4% Brad Pitt 25.8% Matthew McConaughey 25.8% Hugh Jackman 19.4% Sean Connery 16.1% Patrick Dempsey 12.9% Tom Cruise 12.9% Justin Timberlake 11.5% Bruce Willis 9.7% Howard Stern 8.4% Robert Pattinson 6.5% Jake Gyllenhaal 6.5% Gerard Butler 3.2%
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Who would you let your significant other have sex with?
Like promised in the last post, here is numbers 49-1 hottest women as voted by AskMen.com readers and staff, same drill as last time .. some will have pictures and some wont, check the thumbnails after the jump below to see more pictures.
49. Karolina Kurkova:
48. Katrina Kaif
47. Carrie Underwood
46. Miranda Kerr
45. Eva Longoria
44. Sara Carone
43. Zoe Saldana
42. Angelina Jolie:
41. Hayden Panettiere
40. Odette Yustman
39. Stacy Kiebler
38. Katy Perry
37. Layla Kayleigh
36. Summer Glau
35. Christina Aguilera
34. Bar Refaeli:
33. Denise Milani
32. Misa Campo
31. Isla Fisher
30. Olga Kurylenko
29. Keira Knightley
28. Gisele Bundchen
27. Mila Kunis:
Well there you have it, I myself think Eva Mendes is good enough to be number one. What are your thoughts on it? Don’t forget to see more pictures after the jump.
E! has just released their World’s Sexiest Woman in the World List and they’ve placed Victoria’s Secret supermodel Karolina Kurkova as the number one sexiest woman.
The list breaks down like this:
1. Karolina Kurkova
2. Bar Rafaeli
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Gisele Bundchen
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Adriana Lima
7. Heidi Klum
8. Penelope Cruz
9. Manuela Arcuri
10. Shakira
Out of the whole list only two women from the United States ranked in the top 10.
It is like 15 fantasies rolled into one. The trailer for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona†has everything to make your soft core porn desires come true. There are what I am guessing are prostitutes, painters, threesomes, Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz lesbian kissing, weird music and gunfire.
Short of someone coming in to “fix the copy machine†you have the makings for cinematical magic that appeals to perverted community of all mankind.
Source: Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz share a red hot kiss [Daily Mail]
Penelope Cruz’s sex scene has hit the web. Sir Ben Kingsley is the lucky costar with the beautiful and nude Cruz. The movie Elegy features a scene in which he 64 year old scores with the former lady of Tom Cruise.
The plot line revolves around Penelope’s character, Consuela Castillo, falling in love with her professor, who is played by Ben.
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Well, I doubt the carpet matches the drapes so to speak, but this is so not a good look. This is very Agnes Moorehead circa Endora on Bewitched.
Penelope Cruz went red headed for her new film. She is currently filming in Madrid, Spain. The look will hopefully fade after she finishes working on a new film with Volver director Pedro Almodóvar.
If he is responsible for this he should be beaten by Heidi Klum while Tim Gunn explains “that’s a whole lotta’ look.” I am sure there is some sort of artist value, but the color is atrocious.
Ahhh, I can hear the sounds of rejoicing. Two of the hottest women in Hollywood are getting their freak on in the new Woody Allen film. “ Vicky Cristina Barcelona†may sound like a bad drag name, but the film promises a graphic scenes to make you blush. The sexcapades of Penelope and Scarjo have been rumored to make an audience simultaneously wet themselves.
“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”
The ladies also indulge in a threesome with costar Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz’s husband. We all know Penelope is one stealth freaky chic. She made out with her own sister for their brother, Eduardo Cruz, and his ‘Cosas Que Contar’ music video.
Add a box of Goobers and a wet nap and this is every 14 year old boy’s version of heaven.
Andrew Morton will have to start looking over his shoulder when he goes out in public from now on. The scientologists and their short man syndrome ridden leader are on the war path. Morton has written a biography diving into the dark roots of Tom Cruise and Scientology.
Cruise is the wingman for the “religion†of Scientology. To me, if Hubbard was the Batman of Xenu, then Tom is Robin. No one is really surprised by that….we all know Katie has been replaced with a Scientologist version of a Stepford Wife. Morton goes above and beyond the standard accusations in his “unapproved biography.†The book hits American bookshelves on Jan.15th. In the tell-all Andrew goes into several accusations:
Daughter by Katie Holmes “conceived like Rosemary’s Baby” Nicole Kidman “feared blackmail” over sex tapes made with Scientologists
Scientologists “planted meadow of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through”
Cruise’s next mission is to recruit David Beckham
Penelope Cruz escaped the clutches of the “religion” with the help of her father and an organization devoted to helping cult members and their families
It probably isn’t too far from the truth, but the weird-shit-o-meter is tipped when Morton states that David Miscavige, a Scientology bigwig, plans every move of Tom’s life. David is said to have gone on the honeymoon with Tom and Katie. I am guessing he handed out pointers or tossed flower petals over them as they mated in some sort of “Coneheads” fashion.
After wooing Cruise into the religion he has been programmed to be the new idol for the church. The accused cult is also partly responsible for the end of his marriage to Kidman. Tapes with details of their sex life were used as blackmail to keep her quite about the seedy underbelly of the world of Scientology.
Fact or fiction this is one man who should be on the look out for a group of people wearing matching khaki pants and bad hair cuts when he is alone. I have to admit with all the former “Diana†author claims, it is impressive he has testicular fortitude to publish it. The legal team of Cruise is already in action with talks of a lawsuit.
Source: Tom Cruise ‘Scientology second-in-command’ [Telegraph] and Morton Tell-All Claims Tom Cruise is Scientology #2 [Towleroad]
Penelope Cruz is going to play a porn star in her next project. That would be all fine and good if the her co-star wasn’t her sister Monica and the two weren’t appearing in their brother’s rock video. Eduardo’s next album is “Cosas Que Contar (Things to Tell)”.
Yikes. That’s a little too much family togetherness.
Source: “Penelope Cruz to play porn star…with her brother & sister” [Damn I'm Cute]
