Perez Hilton is coming to my town, and that makes me very sad. He claims to be throwing a “truly epic” party that will be the “unofficial end of SXSW that everyone MUST attend”.
Bleh.
South by Southwest has always been an incredible event here in Austin, showcasing indie talent from around the world and featuring some major headliners. Austin gets absolutely packed during this time of year, and it’s standing room only pretty much anywhere you go. I am frankly a bit pissed off to see some media whore sleazebag like Perez Hilton claiming to be throwing “the hottest party in all of Austin”.
No, dipshit, the hottest party in all of Austin would be SXSW.
I love the wording on his post, also… it almost makes it sound like he and his crew are running SXSW. What a bag of douche.
Anyway, if you’re a fan of Perez, and whatever crappy thing he has going on there, you can win passes to his “epic” event on his site. I kind of want to go, so that I can make him cry on video again, but I won’t say how I would like to do that. I don’t want to get sued.
Sandra Bullock is very hot for an old broad but her Valentine’s Day evening will be very cool after she burned herself “down there” dying her pubic hair.
Sandra Bullock burned herself dying her pubic hair.
The actress – who is married to motorcycle enthusiast Jesse James – admits she was horrified when her special Valentine’s Day grooming efforts went wrong.
She explained: “I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful.
“You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong colour.”
The 45-year-old star also suffered another dyeing disaster when she went blonde recently for her role in The Blind Side because Jesse hated it.
She admitted to Britain’s OK! magazine: “There is a very important person in my life who just didn’t want me being blonde – thank God.
“There was a big person who said, ‘I don’t like the blonde on you, take it off. You want him to say that.’ You want him to say that. You do.”
I can’t vouch for Jesse but, really, once Sandra Bullock is naked and showing off her vajajay, the deal is pretty much sealed. You’d got to admire the extra effort but, really, going for the pink, heart-shaped public hair is overkill.
Perez Hilton, who dies his own hair pink (hopefully, just that atop his head) gives it a “WOW! And OUCH!” and suggests Sandra head to a professional.
Celebitchy provides helpful advice for do-it-yourselfers:
If you’re interested in dyeing your pubic hair, there’s a safe range of dyes called “Betty,” as in “Brown Betty,” “Blonde Betty,” etc., that are specifically designed for that purpose. Their website says that the products are all natural and contain no ammonia or parabens. I’m not sure how comfortable and effective Betty is, but it has to be better than getting burnt by chemicals. There’s even a pink version. I prefer to get rid of the hair down there when possible and would never consider dyeing it, but to each their own. Poor Sandra. If this story is true I hope her mons is healed in time for Valentine’s day!
Evil Beet is soliciting readers to see if they can top Bullock’s story.
Source: “Sandra Bullock burned herself dying her pubic hair ” – TVNZ via WeSmirch.
The internet has been exploding all day after several websites, including Perez Hilton, reported that Miley Cyrus‘ 9-year-old sister is about make a boat load of money by designing a lingerie line for children!
The false reports said that Noah Cyrus and her 8-year-old friend, Emily Grace Reaves, teamed up with clothing company Ooh! La, La! Couture to create their own line of sexy lingerie and clothes that would go on sale to fellow young girls and pedophiles everywhere.
A false press release from the company described the line, which was to go on sale Valentines Day, as “versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, casual sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look.”
Annie Dugourd, one of the women behind Ooh La La! Couture, said “The story is completely false…it’s a total lie…we don’t make lingerie, it’s been devastating for our little company. We’re two stay-at-home moms who make tutu dresses. We would never do anything inappropriate.”
Emily Grace Reaves however does have a line of tutu dresses with the company, which looks like shit that nobody in their mind should be wearing – especially children, but there is no lingerie involved. It actually didn’t surprise me to read the Noah Cyrus rumors judging by how they are dressed in the image above. Another thing that doesn’t surprise me is Perez Hilton’s false reporting.
source: Noah Cyrus Is Not Launching A Line Of Lingerie For Kids [Dlisted]
What began as a scheduling mixup for Perez Hilton on KTLA’s Morning Show has quickly escalated into a full blown battle.
Hilton and KTLA anchor Sam Rubin offer differing accounts of what prompted the gossip blogger to leave the studio before his scheduled appearance Monday.
Perez Hilton tweeted the saga throughout the morning Monday, culminating in his request for an “on-air apology/retraction”.
Anchor Sam Rubin had his response for Hilton on Tuesday’s show, and it was not quite the apology Hilton was hoping for:
Perez said we lied about what happened here, and he demanded a retraction…Well demand this you talentless dope, here is what really happened.
Sam goes on with his venomous “deposition,” detailing his version of the events. According to Rubin, Perez was booked for a 9:20AM slot on the morning show, but his staff had him arriving at 8AM. The earlier slots on the show were taken by the unlikely combination of Snoop Dogg and a children’s choir, so moving him up was not an option
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Upon finding out he was scheduled an hour later, Hilton decided he could not wait, as he needed to tend to his blog. KTLA offered him an office in which to work, Hilton instead offered to make an appearance via Skype.
Rubin concluded his comments on a poetic note:
The KTLA Morning News and yours truly have been here long before Perez Hilton upchucked his way on to the scene, and we will be here long after he slithers away.
It appears Hilton doesn’t know how to choose his battles wisely.
Last week, I told you about Michael Lohan’slegal assault on Perez Hilton over abusing photographs of his daughter, Lindsay. Well, it turns out, it’s not just Lindsay’s photos that are on his radar.
He’s comin’ out swingin’, Perez, put a cap on your little white pen, because, “let’s face it, we’re all a little sick of the stupid drawings.”
Lohan had a Cease & Desist letter sent to Mario Lavandeira AKA Perez Hilton. In the letter, he calls the superimposed images “obscene”, stating that the images are defamatory and are causing him distress.
View the letter, below:
In the video, below, he describes the drawings as “phallic” and “pornographic”, stating that he will seek other legal recourse if it doesn’t stop. He also states that he’s not seeking any money from this action.
In the video, you can tell that Michael is doing this from the heart. He is tired of Lavandeira’s misuse of photos of himself and his family and has a right to speak out about it. It will be up to the courts to decide if Lavandeira’s doodles are considered a part of free speech.
Stay tuned.
source: Michael Lohan files paperwork against Perez Hilton – [lohan groupie]
Lohan said, “I’m taking legal action against Perez Hilton with, first and foremost, a cease and desist letter, so that he stops with the pornographic and the obscene material that he has on his website.”
He’s sick of Hilton drawing that she “needs crack” (photo above), along with his doodles of urine and coke dripping from her image.
If I were him, I would concern myself more with Perez alluding to Ali, who’s 15, dressing like a hooker. But maybe having a lack of a father in her life could be the root of that mystery.
I don’t think a cease and desist is going to stop Perez. He’s got a nice chunk of change from blogging and bashing, so this will likely not be the end of this fight.
Besides, he isn’t the only parent of a young celebrity who is outraged by Perez’s antics. Recently, Demi Moore called him out for child pornography when he posted pictures of her daughter, Tallulah Willis, and referred to her boobs.
Something needs to be said or done about the use of photos of the children of celebrities.
source: LOHAN’S FATHER TAKES LEGAL ACTION AGAINST PEREZ HILTON – [contactmusic]
Have you been worried or wondering how the whole internet age has affected people (especially the younger kids)?
Well it seems even our natural instincts to call 911 in an emergency have been ruined in favor of updating our Facebook status.
Well this is not the case with me, however with dumb shits it seems to be, anyway this is exactly what happened on Sunday night when two kids found themselves lost in a storm-water drain in Adelaide, Australia.
The two girls who are 10- and 12-years-old took out their cellphones and instead of calling 000 (the Australian equivalent of 911) they updated their Facebook status to describe themselves as “lost” and “trapped”. Luckily a young friend of the girls was online at the time of the message and was able to contact the emergency services who then helped.
Glenn Benham who was speaking for the Metropolitan Fire Service said “it is a worry for us because it causes a delay on us being able to rescue the girls, If they were able to access Facebook from their mobile phones, they could have called 000, so the point being they could have called us directly and we could have got there quicker than relying on someone being online and replying to them and eventually having to call us via 000 anyway.”
This reminds me of the time when Perez Hilton asked his Twitter friends to call 911 when he got in a fight with Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. Also a councilman in Atlanta chose to use Twitter instead of calling 911 because he was worried his low battery would die before the call connected.
What do you think, is using social media networks a good idea to get help or would you rather dial 911? I for one am an old fashion guy so I would dial the emergency services .. what would the girls do if the Facebook server was down?
source: Trapped Girls Updated Facebook Status Instead of Calling For Help [Mashable]
