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Pete Doherty has commissioned a pretentious sculpture of himself on a cross for his forthcoming solo show in London.
The disturbing artwork will be carved in marble and show Doherty being tortured, surrounded by strips of newspapers — symbolizing his crucifixion by the media.
Because of course the supermodel-shagging, paparazzi-baiting friend of Amy Winehouse hates having his ugly mug in the paper.
He apparently believes everyone’s out to get him.
I would hardly call his personal YouTube videos, doing crack with Amy Winehouse and endangering baby mice, the media crucifying him. He brings it on himself.
The statue will appear on stage with Pete at his Royal Albert Hall gig on July 12 — if it is finished in time. And it will be the center piece of a book by Reynolds called Heroes And Villains.
What others said:
- Dlisted says, “Methinks Dreamboat is going to receive a cease and desist from Jesus Christ himself.”
source: [the sun]
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WTF? Crazy Peter Doherty and his plethora of junkie cats are now homeless thanks to his drugged out stupor. His landlord checked on Peter’s place while he is sitting in jail. He discovered the 9 bedroom mansion is a total crap shack that was covered in blood.
“The walls, floor and even some of the windows have been daubed with human blood. And we’re told the stench from his abandoned nine cats is so strong it would turn the strongest stomach. After taking one look at the carnage, the landlord cancelled Doherty’s tenancy.”
Doherty and his litter of cats are now without a home, heavily in debt and still a bunch junkies. To top it off Stefano Passantino has set up a welfare site to help out Crazy Pete and his addiction. (No. I am not going to post the “Save Crazy Junkie Pete” site because I think that giving him money is only making matters worse and will go directly to buying him some blow and tea.) This is in effort to keep the musician working according to Stefano. Is this a bromance?
Eww! What ever happened to the fun antics of getting drunk and/or stoned and rummaging through your local dumpster pretending to be Oscar the Grouch?
Source: Pete Doherty loses home after spraying blood over walls [Mirror]

So this is what a semi-sober Peter Doherty looks like. I feel like I am looking a photo Bigfoot or something. You can tell his is still strung out on something, but at least he isn’t foaming at the mouth as usual.
Despite being in the detox wing of Wormwood Scrubs. Word in the clink is that he is still on heroine and having it smuggled in. He has been begging fellow inmates and signing IOU’s in exchange for some smack to feed his withdrawal.

A fellow inmate said: “We can’t believe how much he’s still clucking for it. They put him inside to force him to give up but Pete always has a need to feed his habit.”
In a genius move they put him in a cell with a dealer. WTF? Prison officers are actually coming from all over the prison to get Doherty’s autograph. His dealer/inmate roomie adds that he “sleeps on a urine-stained mattress” and signs the IOU’s with “his name next to a scribbled smiley face with a trilby.”
At least Doherty is sober enough to be smart about his stay in the slammer. He has made friends with a former street fighter that has been guarding him. Inmates have heard that he is still feeding his habit and want a piece of the drug pie.
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Source: Peter Doherty in His Prison Cell [The Sun]
Pete Doherty was finally sent to jail for 14 weeks today for breaking his probation order.
Doherty was taken from West London Magistrates’ Court and locked up for 14 weeks following a 30 minute hearing this afternoon.
Doherty was jailed for ‘his breach of time keeping, non compliance of his order and using different drugs’, a spokesperson from the court’s listing department has confirmed.
Back in October, Judge Davinder Lachar cleared Doherty from the remainder of a drug control order but handed him his suspended jail sentence for drug and motoring offences.
The 29-year-old was given a four-month custodial sentence, suspended for two years.
On that occasion he handed an 18-month supervision order and a 12-month drug rehabilitation order.
And in November, he was caught shooting up again. Maybe Pete and Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake can do heroine in jail together.
source: Doherty sent to jail for 14 weeks [metro uk]
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