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The Snookification Of AmericaCity Rag

See Natalie Portman’s Engagement Ring – Daily Fill

Petra Nemcova Is Engaged! – Pop Eater

Kim Kardashian Filling Up Of The Day – Drunken Stepfather

Gwyneth Paltrow Drunk While Playing Alcoholic – Amy Grindhouse

Ellen DeGeneres Drunk On Her Yacht? – ICYDK

Kristen Stewart Finally Smiling – Why Fame

Just Because He’s Cute & Shirtless: Derek HoughPopbytes

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Karlie-RaeF-Listed

Lea Michele Under Attack Over PETA Ads – Hollywood Life

Amber Portwood Ditches Her Kid – Holly Baby

This Might Be Madonna’s New Boyfriend – The Superficial

Ted Williams On ‘Jimmy Fallon’ (Video) – Celebrity Smack

Neil Patrick Harris Is Loving Fatherhood – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Victoria Silvstedt Soaks Up The Sun – Anything Hollywood

Big Love Goes To The Shore – Celebs.com

What Is Ben Affleck’s Deal?!?? – Evil Beet Gossip

Rachel Uchitel Was In Denial – Wonderwall

Why Taylor Swift & Jake Broke Up – Betty Confidential

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Celebs Back To Normal – College Candy

Aflockalypse 2011: Details & Magnetic Pole Shift – Bitten & Bound

This Dude Is Freakin’ Crazy – Starcasm

NY Post Are A Bunch Of Jerks – Tabloid Prodigy

Justin Bieber Refuses Questions About Love Life – Allie Is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Gisele Bundchen Is On A Rampage

I’m sure I have said about a million times that Gisele Bundchen is one of the hottest women in the world and these new pictures just prove my point.

These are the first photographs from her new ad campaign for Rampage clothing company, she replaces Petra Nemcova as the face of the clothing brand.

The campaign was shot by photographer Mario Sorrenti and he definitely caught her good looking side right? Well she doesn’t have a bad side but you get my drift.

On picking the supermodel to be their new face a spokesperson said she “epitomizes the Rampage woman – beautiful, sexy, confident and independent.” While Gisele said “what I like about Rampage is that it works for everyone.”

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Yeah you probably don’t care, but be happy knowing that over the weekend you can enjoy the pictures of Gisele Bundchen.

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #144

Name That Celebrity TrendCity Rag

Diesel’s Renzo Rosso Lands Kiss From Petra NemcovaThe Bastardly

Kendra Wilkinson Likes to Play Dress Up *Rawr* – Flisted

Sarah Palin Covers ‘Newsweek’ with Shotgun – Bumpshack

Tori Spelling #1 New York Times Best Selling Author – Bricks and Stones

New ‘Batman’ Movie Casting News … Possibly – Pink is the New Blog

We Call BS: Angie’s Twin ExhaustionPop Eater

Lily Allen Slams Journalists for Bullying Her – Gabby Babble

Solange Knowles Looks Like a Man – Celebrity Smack

Former Crackhead Lookin’ Hot With Baby HarlowNinja Dude

Jennifer Connelly Is Prettier Than You – Fatback Media

Diddy’s a LiarCelebslam

The Cuddly Embrace of the Google MonsterGawker

KFC Will Frickin’ Kill YouBest Week Ever

Michelle Williams Discusses the Strain – Hot Momma Gossip

Mini Me Sex Tape Hits the Internet of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

This is UnfortunateCeleb Warship

Brazilian Girls – Losing Myself – Popbytes

Evolution of Matt DamonLainey Gossip

Brad Pitt Sure Loves Stupid Hats – Popsugar

Lindsay Lohan Has Granny Boobies – Egotastic

Nicole Kidman‘s Face Does Not Move – Dlisted

Harry Potter Nude in ‘Equus’ on Broadway – Allie is Wired

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Photo of the Day: Petra Nemcova’s Bangs

Petra Nemcova graced the red carpet at some darn, evidently boring, event and just look at her bangs — absolutely horrendous!

What others said:

  • Hollywood Tuna says, “If there was one way for a really hot chick to make herself ugly this is the way to do it.”

Popularity: unranked [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #122

Hot Trend:  Celebrity Cellulite - Photo

Hot Trend: Celebrity CellulitePretty on the Outside

Toys That Made You GayCity Rag

Lydia Hearst Proves Fashion is Kinky – The Bastardly

Jenny McCarthy Is Getting Old – Ninja Dude

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt are Horrible Tippers – Celebrity Smack

Gingerdead 2 is Creeping Me Out – Popbytes

Kiefer Sutherland’s Divorce is Final – Bumpshack

Lily Allen Upskirt Minus Panties – Celeb News Wire

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Getting Married – Pop On The Pop

Jessica Simpson Vacations Alone – Bricks and Stones

Lindsay Lohan Plays Peek-A-Boob – Flisted

Victoria Beckham is a Drunk – Backseat Cuddler

The Hogan’s Visit Nick in Jail – Pink is the New Blog

Petra Nemcova Stalking Sean PennCeleb Warship

Britney Spears Belly Ring is Eaten Alive – Celebslam

Shia LaBeouf Drunk Photo – Evil Beet Gossip

Avril Lavigne Too Sick to Perform/OK to Party – A Socialites Life

Danielle Fischel Talks About Being a Slut – Drunken Stepfather

Whitney Port Nipple Slip Pictures – Egotastic

Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty‘s Matching Impetigo – Allie is Wired

Popularity: 3% [?]

 

Sean Penn Divorce Cancelled, Robin OK with Russian Hookers

Sean Penn Divorce Cancelled, Robin OK with Russian Hookers

Apparently Sean Penn has had his fill of Petra Nemcova and random whores. Penn and his wife Robin Wright Penn were in the divorce process decided to kiss and make up. The divorce has been dismissed as of Tuesday.

To woo his wife into a reconciliation, he took her to an Eddie Vedder concert and had a song dedicated to her. They originally spit ways due to Sean’s alleged boozing and sexcapades with other women. Robin, according to rumors, had caught him in bed with two sluts while hammered drunk. His constant digs at George W. Bush and political crazy-making are enough to make me forgive him.

Inebriated threesome with Russian whores….isn’t that the standard 11th anniversary present?

Source: Sean Penn, Robin Wright Penn Divorce Dismissed [US Magazine]

Popularity: 3% [?]

 

Petra Nemcova In Lingerie Photos

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Tres Jolie is the lingerie company that has scored the luscious Petra Nemcova. The campaign is designed entice. I pretty sure the mission was accomplished.

Nemcova is also denying reports that she is dating Sean Penn. She is sticking to her guns and affirming that they are “just friends.”

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Right…just like Spitzer and his hooker were just friends.

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Source: Femme fatale Petra Nemcova [Daily Mail]

Popularity: 4% [?]

 

Petra Nemcova is F’ing Sean Penn

Petra Nemcova is F’ing Sean Penn

While Matt Damon, Sarah Silverman, Ben Affleck and Jimmy Kimmel are having some sordid sexcapade, Sean Penn has been seeking solace in the ample bosom of Petra Nemcova.

The new couple has been airing out their romance the past few weeks. They first appeared together at the CAA party, then Elton John’s AIDS Foundation screening party and they were not shy about their relationship last night.

Petra Nemcova is F’ing Sean Penn

Sean Penn and his soon to be ex wife Robin Wright announced their split in late December. The rumor was that Robin caught Sean in bed with two Russian whores while on vacation together. Petra on the other hand had a brief romance with James Blunt around Oscar time last year.

Taking someone to the Oscars pretty much confirms the bumping of uglies. He might of well have had her panties in his mouth.

Source: Run Petra Run! [Dlisted]

**UPDATE [allie]: Upgrade from James Blunt?

Popularity: 4% [?]

 

Petra Nemcova Topless for Rampage- Photos

Petra Nemcova Topless for Rampage- Photos

James Blunt was an idiot for letting this one get away. Maybe she had a weird booger flinging habit or put the toliet paper on upside down who knows.

La Senza and Rampage scored the body of Petra to push their goods. Her jeans ad features Nemcova topless revealing some side boob. A bit distracting for the point of the ad, but who really cares when Petra is standing around half naked?

Petra Nemcova Topless for Rampage- Photos

For the La Senza lingerie line she covers up more of her body. The point of this ad is to let you mind do the work.

“It is a teasing look that lets the imagination run riot so I know what impact will be on Valentine’s Night. I know what men will think when they see this. The range encourages you to be sexy. It is comfortable and that gives you the confidence to feel and look sexier than when you are fixed into something uncomfortable. The best form of sexy is when it comes from within – you transmit sensuality and it is hard to resist. Women have the power to make men melt with a sexy aura.”

Great idea, but if Petra showed up in a male’s bedroom wearing nothing but a bra and panties he wouldn’t be thinking at all.

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Source: Czech Mate [The Sun]

Popularity: 6% [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #84

Is Mischa Barton Broke? - PIC

Is Mischa Barton Broke? – Ninja Dude

Victoria Secret Fashion Show Videos – Egotastic

Isla Fisher is the Newest MILF on the Block – Popsugar

Meet the Dumbest Woman on TVCollege Humor

Jessica Alba Doesn’t Think She’s Sexy – Popoholic

Victoria Beckham Does Elle Magazine – Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston Spending Christmas with Brad’s Parents – Popbytes

Collagen Lips Gone Wrong – City Rag

Hayden Panettiere Was in Every Picture – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Jodie Foster Finally Comes Out of the Closet – Dlisted

Interview with Jack Nicholson, Posh Dresses Him – Celebrity Smack

Nicole Ritchie Pardoned from Anti-Drinking Classes – Bricks and Stones

Britney and Paris Return to Sixth Grade – Celeb News Wire

Victoria Beckham Planning Another Baby – Splash News Online

Nick and Vanessa Celebrate Christmas with OK! Magazine – Pop On The Pop

Petra Nemcova is Boring but Hot – Drunken Stepfather

Shauna Sand Is a Mother of Three with Really High Heels – TMZ

Angelina Jolie Signs Up To Play Spy Babe – Breaking News USA

Celebrity Look-Alike Contest – This Guy Look Like Zac Efron? – Allie is Wired

Popularity: 4% [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #83

Do You Know What Your Kids Are Eating? - PIC

Do You Know What Your Kids Are Eating? – City Rag

Ashley Tisdale Gets Her Nose Enhanced – Ninja Dude

Jodie Foster Crawls Outta Bed – onto the Red Carpet – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Jimmy Kimmel Takes Care of Staff During WGA Strike – Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan and Leann Rimes – Worst Wax Figures Ever – Popbytes

Spice Girls Reunion Tour Update – A Socialites Life

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Heat Up – Bricks and Stones

Paris Hilton Celebrates Britney Spears Birthday – Hollyscoop

Ethan Hawke is Still Shacking up with the Nanny – I’m Not Obsessed

Lindsay Lohan Has Dumped Riley – Celeb News Wire

Paris Hilton Buys Yet Another Dog – Dlisted

Angelina And Maddox Support Papa PittSplash News Online

Christian Bale To Star In ‘Terminator’ – Breaking News USA

Greasy Bear Regulates His Cocaine Use – Pop On The Pop

I Bet Petra Nemcova Smells Really Good – Popoholic

Fallen “Idol” Offered Cop FellatioTMZ

Will Smith: Scientology Wasn’t for Me – US Weekly

Kate Moss and Her Strange Looking Nipples – Drunken Stepfather

Fergie Has Smashed Boobs – Hollywood Tuna

Celebrity Look-Alike Contest – Enter at Allie is Wired

Popularity: 4% [?]

 

Eva Mendes Upstages Petra Nemcova

Eva Mendes Upstages Petra Nemcova - PIC

Only Eva Mendes could steal the spotlight from supermodel Petra Nemcova. Petra looks good, but Eva looks amazing last night at the ‘Happy Hearts Fund’ gala. Petra is the president of the foundation, which aims to advocate and provide for disadvantaged youngsters who have had to endure hardship and who are not receiving the essential and sustainable help they need for healthy childhood development.

Source: “Eva Mendes And Petra Nemcova Are Close” [dailystab]

Popularity: 10% [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #69

Christina Ricci is That You? - PIC - 1

Christina Ricci, Is That You? – Flisted

Somehow, Courtney Love Outshines Kate MossDlisted

Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams Move On – City Rag

Paris Hilton Is A Lame Party Slut – Ninja Dude

Jennifer Garner, Simply Beautiful Dressed in Red – Fatback and Collards

Jennifer Aniston on the Set of “He’s Just Not That Into You” – Celebrity Smack

Gossip Girl Premieres Tonight – A Socialites Life

Petra Nemcova Upskirt With Cleavage – Hollywood Tuna

Angelina Jolie‘s Tunnel of Love, Only 4 Visitors – Celeb News Wire

Marilyn Manson = Una bomber – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Has Rihanna Had a Boob Job? – Pop On The Pop

Joel Madden Cheating on Nicole Richie with Hiliary DuffPopbytes

Sex and the City – First Movie Still – Celebrity Warship

Heather Graham is a Total Hottie – Popoholic

Even Britney Spears’ Friends are Crotch Flashers – Allie is Wired

Popularity: 14% [?]

 

Petra Nemcova Loves Fish

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Petra Nemcova, supermodel and James Blunt’s ex, has gone vegan for the fishies and the fear of their extinction. She tells Britain’s Closer magazine:

quote-pic“I recently became vegan because I’m going green and not eating fish. They say if we keep fishing like we are, there will be no more fish left.”

They say a lot of things Petra, but world-wide fish extinction? Anything’s possible I guess.

Source: Popoholic

Popularity: 10% [?]

 

Links To Hollywood – #49

Jessica Simpson - Poet, Cheeseball - PIC

Jessica Simpson: Poet, Cheeseball – Fatback and Collards

Howard Stern Was Close to Suicide – City Rag

Marilyn Manson Totally Queer For Justin TimberlakeA Socialites Life

Lindsay Lohan Says She’ll Slow Down Her Partying, Eventually – Dlisted

Once‘ Sounds Like a ‘Kick Ass’ MoviePopbytes

Miss Sweden Drops out of Miss Universe PageantBumpshack

This Little Piggy Weighed 1,051 Pounds! [ha, ha] – Bumpshack

Mischa Barton and Victoria Silvstedt Fight in Cannes – Celebrity Smack

Michelle Rodriguez Digging Deep – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Jessica Alba Has Poky Nips – Ninja Dude

Petra Nemcova Sells Laptops – The Bastardly

How Tyra Banks Lost 30 Pounds – The Skinny Website

Eva and Joaquin ‘Own the Night’ – Popsugar

What Sort of Moustache Does Elisabeth Hasselbeck Deserve? – Gawker

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Shanna Moakler’s Maxim Pictures and Interview – Pop On The Pop

Lindsay Lohan Stripping Video-’I Know Who Killed Me’ – Jordan is Your Homeboy

Justin Timberlake is ‘In Love‘ – So Soon? – Monica Monroe Gossip

Hollywood Celebrity Dad‘s – Celebrity Baby Scoop

Popularity: 23% [?]